>a comfy post-apocalypse SoL manga that reaches just short of 700 pages
>a 500+ sexbait doujin with a plot that's so over the top it's become THE fanmade story within the Eva community
>a combination time-travel/post-apocalypse fanfic that spawned a sequel fancomic from over 10 years ago and is still getting updates to this very day
What's their secret?
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>>a combination time-travel/post-apocalypse fanfic that spawned a sequel fancomic from over 10 years ago and is still getting updates to this very day
what is this?
Being cute together
Chigau wa yo!
bumpin
>>a comfy post-apocalypse SoL manga that reaches just short of 700 pages
name please
What about the warhammer 40k crossover fic? Unironically the only Eva-fic worth reading
Reminder that Asuka's tiny bust in her sundress and plugsuit is due to wearing a minimizer bra and she's stacked without it
>Re-TAKE is THE fanmade story
>even though Post-3I Asuka's characterization was dogshit, it doesn't make any sense that Shinji being an Angel is a bad thing because we're all angels, arbitrary memory loss at the end, random God Asuka for no reason, plot is convoluted and Rei's characterization also sucks
I'd rather Genocide or Second Try own that title
Genocide did a good job on characterization, but I just didn't like the plot at all.
Also it sorta ends inconclusively.
Plot was still better than fucking Re-TAKE
thermal expansion
Cute and canon, and thematically cathartic
Ok, that goes without saying
Evangelion is a containment fandom.
BUYS~!
based chico poster
your wife and baby are dead Shinji
It's a bad thing to Nerv because all they know is Shinji changed one day, he got the mental contamination, an Angel took over his body, and Third Impact is still on the table as long as he's around. It's a bad thing to Shinji because it means everything his Asuka tulpa says is true, all of that happened and he did it, and it's in his reach to do it again as soon as he gets in another mood.
Does Rei have any good fanfics?
bump
It is in her genes
>Shinji doing almost nothing besides providing emotional support while Asuka does pretty much everything else
>Tablet AI starts out as a mythological HAL9000 but turns into Asuka's jilted evil ex boyfriend
>a bunch of pointless OCs to pad out the story with pointless drama
>seriously Kluge was at least passable because mostly he's just an avatar for SEELE and Keiko only works for that one part of the story where Asuka feels bad for going beserk on her but good GOD the rest of the OC stuff is terrible
>said OCs can survive the whole story but fucking Maya of all people is on the kill list
>everyone just kinda fucking off at the end and leaving the rest of their buddies at NERV to rot
It's reeeeeeeeeaaaally debatable
>Shinji not doing much action-wise doesn't really matter since there are like three action scenes and in one of those he goes apeshit and kills every single MPEVA
>Tablet development made sense because Asuka taught it to feel human emotion inadvertently and the rage was understandable when she hard rejected it
>implying there was anyone left to care about after the shitshow in Chapter 15, the only three living NERV associates (Fuyutsuki, Aoba and Hyuga) are in custody and the rest are dead
I do agree with how some of the OC stuff was egregious (Miho was a fucking stupid addition because it makes no sense for anyone to even try and talk shit to Asuka, Keiko would have been better off dying from the berserk moment and her sister contributed nothing to the plot) and it was a bit too melodramatic at points, but it's better than fucking Re-TAKE with its time bullshit and hilariously OOC takes on characters. Anything where Asuka develops genuine hatred for Shinji after 3I instantly can't be anything higher than a 5 out of 10.
I feel like the art is off in this panel
Honestly not sure if it exists.
Most that ship Rei with Shinji change Rei's character too much and ignore/downplay the cloned from Yui thing.
The only decent one I've seen was just building up for an over the top tragic ending where everyone dies horrifically.
Asuka's right eye looks like it got scaled incorrectly
Anything that ships Asuka and Shinji romantically has dogshit characterization because it would never happen in a healthy way and is forced as shit.
Why would you dilute the original experience of the work with this un-thematic shit?
Angelic Days AU fucked up they should've had Rei try and become a homewrecker.
AxS is one of the cutest ships in anime because there's stuff in the show implying they're attracted to each other but there's just too much that could act as impediment to it happening
People want to see these issues "fixed", it's almost like a challenge. The unresolved sexual tension is too tantalizing
>Asukafags unironically ship their waifu or favorite character with a disgusting piece of shit and total loser
Why?
>Anything where Asuka develops genuine hatred for Shinji after 3I instantly
She hates him for abandoning her to live out fantasies with different versions of her. That's the one part of Retake where it has any meat to it.
Shinji didn't voluntarily leave her, had no reason to believe that Ghost Asuka would still be around and wouldn't have left her of his own free will anyway. It's fucking stupid. He thought he was fixing things.
>your classmate sees your creepshot folder
ouch
Because they're self-inserting.
Re-Take is more relevant not just because it got so well-known outside of doujin circles but because it was the first doujinshi uploaded to Sadpanda
Nah. Winning the MC bowl is seeing as "winning" and therefore becoming best girl. It's waifu war shit as usual
Reifags also want Rei to be happy in canon and were assmad when Rebuild 3 backtracked what looked like it could be Rei winning from the end of 2
Anything with OCs in it shouldn't be taken seriously in any fashion
Shinji wouldn't be those things had he not had severe mental issues stemmed from childhood trauma
He'd do it. It's contrary to what Shinji ultimately wants and believes, but he does stupid shit like that when he's upset and he's good at lying to himself.
There is no "bowl" because NGE isn't a romance.
You're self-inserting. Asuka is my favorite character but I felt nothing when it looked like Shinji was gonna bag Rei in the rebuilds because I know I am not Shinji Ikari.
Even if that was the case, Asuka wouldn't know that for sure.
She sees him leaving her to be with a more docile version of herself and ignoring her, she has a right to be angry over it.
He'd just be an skinny unambitious dullard. Wow, sounds like boyfriend material to me!
God damn, did Misato drink all that?
It's not self-inserting. More like rooting for whom you think is best girl to become "official" best girl in whatever capacity. It's absolutely rooted in competition with other waifus
Can you imagine anyone wanting to date this monster irl? All the domestic violence without any of the stanley kowalski animal magnetism.
I think Shinji's portrayal in Angelic Days would be more accurate
He is cute though. That counts for a lot, at least early on
That's manga Shinji after resetting all of his character development in a terrible ending.
Not everything is self-inserting.
You can believe 2 people could be happy with each other without thinking you are one of them.
>crossover
>worth reading
Also Scar Tissue exists
>Scar Tissue
Too fucking edgy, bordering on parody.
I can never remember a time where being cute was a good thing romantically. It got me a squeezer in when i was in middle school but then girls went for older guys almost immediately. Maybe late 20s when looking young starts to be more valued as a man, but most have grown outta their cuteness by then.
>Shinji wouldn't be those things if he wasn't Shinji
Not that guy, but Asuka and Shinji making each other happy is impossible. If you like Asuka, you'd want her to shed her dependence and meet a guy who could make her a better person. This is just ridiculous.
>You can believe 2 people could be happy with each other without thinking you are one of them.
Not if one of those people is shinji ikari
>That's manga Shinji after resetting all of his character development in a terrible ending.
You bitch about this every thread, speedread-kun
Yes, and she's just drinking beer the whole time Shinji lives with her. She emptied those in the few weeks between her moving in and then him moving in.
Ah, I've read that
And that
Wow, post eva depression hit me like a fucking Third Impact
You have to enjoy Warhammer 40k to appreciate the crossover one
Anno could be truly GOAT and end 4.0 with all the girls getting new character boyfriends
>form obsession for a fictional character by ending a series without closure and shilling otaku-pandering merch for 20 years
>rip it all away in one fell swoop
How high would nipland's suicide rate climb?
When will Asuka's European genes kick in?
If he wanted to stick it to otaku who treat Eva like a RomCom series, that's what he should do. Asuka having a boyfriend would be great.
>boyfriend
It's gonna be Mari
But nobody cares what the Rebuild characters do other than the true idiots of the fandom.
No body dies says hi
Judging by the storyboards it looks like they are going for yuri with Asuka and Mari. We could use /u/fags in NGE threads.
I want that unironically. I don't even like /u/ but Mari is masculine enough.
Which are the overwhelming majority. Especially in Japan.
We used to have a lot in like 2012-13
I don't like /u/ but I would take them any day over the pathetic self-insert shippers that plague Eva threads.
Probably because of 3.33's release? Hopefully 4.0 will fix that.
>this shit again
Re-Take is NOT CANON
This all reminds me that I need to get back to my Gantz crossover. I left it off before anything cool actually happened.
Self-insert cancer badly want it to be canon
>What's their secret?
Really popular series, not a standard relationship with the female driving a lot of it forward in contrast to a more passive male. Easy to self-insert as Shinji. And a really tragic ending to ultimately likeable characters which makes people want to re-write things to give one or both of them happier endings.
Only one character actually deserves a happy ending
He killed billions
SEELE partially activated Adam because if it actually activated it would kill all life on the planet. SEELE saved 3 billion people. Second impact was not wrong.
SEELE is the good guy
Shinji would be a good, emotionally supportive boyfriend to Asuka if he stopped being such a self-hating pussy like he does in EOE. Also, they complement each other perfectly. Too bad the self-insert fag is out in full force this thread so you can't claim that you just want two characters to be happy without getting the claim thrown at you.
I mean the human instrumentality project was legit stupid and an overused villainous endgame by sci-fi writers that want their villains to be rooted in good intention.
The original draft had them becoming god emperors or something
I'd expect SEELE to try and put themselves at the physic head of instrumentality or something, it's only natural for a pseudo illuminati group
>Shinji would be a good boyfriend if he wasn't Shinji
>Characters designed as reflections of each other complement each other perfectly
Dating yourself is bad.
The goal of the instrumentality project was to turn everyone into thoughtless goo for all eternity, there's not a lot of wiggle room for overseers.
shut up gendo, you'll never get your waifu back
Rei and Yui sharing the same body would be hot.
They can be happy with other people, why is it absolutely needed they get together?
Fated to get together in all continuities, even when it makes no damn sense and is last minute.
Shinji has other, potentially positive qualities that likely have some modicum of extra prominence after he gets over himself.
The fact that they represent each other's negative qualities is bad when they're just around each other, but if they bothered to reach out then it would be easy for them to understand and help each other as a result of this fact.
I imagine this world as one of those shoujo melodramas. Asuka would be fucking the English teacher and Shinji would have an unrequited love.
Someone on the artifact directory twitch meme started streaming it a few minutes ago
>Shinji has other, potentially positive qualities that likely have some modicum of extra prominence after he gets over himself.
The cello can only get you so far nigga. Not exactly a pantydropper instrument either
These things are not a good starter for a romantic relationship.
No they fucking can't, are you serious? They're busted up, broken shit people that have basically become alienated from people in general, let alone the concept of intimacy.
If they ended up in some basic relationship with someone that doesn't really get them, they'd be unhappy.
Shinji and Asuka are not as fucked up as many of the humans currently in happy relationships right now on this Earth.
Licking each other's wounds isn't how a relationship works.
He can cook and prepare daily lunches, something Asuka is shown to value, and he puts up with whatever Asuka tells him without leaving her for good whenever she is angry over something.
I mean, they're still kids, so something like that can be more important to her than it would seem from an adult perspective.
Sounds like a great guy to settle for.
Yes, they are. They could make a brochure out of all the shit wrong with them. Have you ever had some weirdo in your life that you cut contact with because they wore on you endlessly with their issues until there was nothing left to care? That's how either of them would be with normal people. Shinji, maybe not, but definitely Asuka.
That was a videogame years after EoE. The original concept didn't have Seele or the HIC, just sketchy UN officials collaborating with Gendo on something, and Anno was really forthcoming to Newtype about not having an idea for what Instrumentality was supposed to be until they had to start working on an ending.
Way to miss the point of the EoE, shipper. The experienced Shinki (and probably Asuka) was to be willing to have human relationships, even if it causes pain and suffering. Shinji wouldn't have learned anything if he thought "nobody will accept be so I'll just go bug Asuka"
and because they both have issues that are similar, that isn't a positive foundation for a relationship. Romance isn't a reclamation project.
>t. user with no human interaction ever
They are genuinely not that fucked up besides all the alien robot shit. I dated a chick that was raped by her dad for years while her mom just sat there in silence. Spent her teenage years trying to kill herself.
We had fun together.
give it just 3 years
>t. moron that didn't get the characters at all
Your one fucking exception to the rule doesn't mean shit. They're trainwrecks. They both have at least half a dozen major issues.
>intense feelings of loneliness
>depression
>all-consuming desire to be loved and cherished brought on by the lack of affection from meaningful parental figures
>self-hating
>self-esteem issues
>need for validation
>too scarred from their history of abandonment to try and reach out to others and closing themselves off instead to prevent being hurt, which just hurts them more and solves nothing
This is fucked up. This constitutes a mess of a person. I'm sure the girl you mentioned was a fucking basket case too, and if she wasn't then she must have been really good at hiding it.
God I wish that were me
Why can't people just like romance? They have a nice, interesting relationship.
God I wish I were Asuka
He's just one O B S E S S E D poster who hates Shinji so much he can't accept anyone is just talking about Shinji without self-inserting
What is this self inserting meme? Is that what people call empathizing or emulating? I don't think humans have to capacity to pretend theyre the main character of a show they watch and "insert" as them
But people can empathize perhaps to try and understand
I swear to god it's like these fucking losers have a club and go on rotation to shit up Eva threads. There's always one to two of them that have the same shtick every single one, they might as well be bots.
Ahem.
There is other series for that, Eva isn't one of those.
>post shitty fanfics and doujins and and not expect people to call you out on your shit
A self-insert is an avatar for the audience, and many nips do so in harem romcoms. People like to imagine their self-insert is them and they can date their waifu. People think if Asuka likes Shinji, it means they have a chance.
you that one harem anime show where the girls are all drooling over the bland and unassuming MC?
Self inserting is basically you imagining you're that MC getting your dick slobbered by fictional anime girls. Of course this is easier to do if the MC in question has no distinctive visual features and no edge to his personality.
Of course none of what I'm saying necessarily applies to Shinji or NGE but this one guy just won't fucking let it go
>>intense feelings of loneliness
43% of Americans
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>>depression
18.1% of American
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>>all-consuming desire to be loved and cherished brought on by the lack of affection from meaningful parental figures
153 million orphans world wide
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>>self-hating
7 out of 10 teenage girls
psychalive.org
>>self-esteem issues
7 out of 10 teenage girls
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Seriously the entire point of NGE flew right over your head. The teenage Gundam pilots are supposed to be exceedingly average and realistic.
Humanity is broken, that's why we need instrumentality.
That infinite Tsukoyomi thing from Naruto is what we need, which I guess is basically Gendo's instrumentality from the video game.
Actual instrumentality is mentally retarded. Might as well kill everyone so no one can ever feel sad.
>43%
>18%
>2.5%
>70% twice
>need for validation and hedgehog's dilemma are presumably also uncommon since you pulled nothing up for them
Yeah good luck finding someone else that's as much of a perfect storm of shit issues besides Asuka and Shinji
What are the odds of being in every category? You'd need to be a broken mess
This sounds fun, how can I do it? I wanna actually believe I'm Shirou Emiya and be able to say autistic shit without feeling self conscious
>>need for validation and hedgehog's dilemma are presumably also uncommon since you pulled nothing up for them
because its all redundant.
>Yeah good luck finding someone else that's as much of a perfect storm of shit issues besides Asuka and Shinji
>thinks statistical overlap is calculated by multiplication
t. user who will fail stats when he goes to college.
>ever implying that it was calculated by multiplication
What said, good luck finding someone that is in every fucking category on top of those extra two.
Very high because they're all correlated. The orphan one is probably the only variable that would actually change the stat. The 18.1% of depressed people pretty much includes all those other stats.
>you need to find literal Asuka to find someone who is as relatively fucked up as Asuka
I mean somebody with OCD and depression is probably worse off and that's around 440,000 people in America alone.
3.2 million americans are schizophrenic.
Fate S/n is literally a visual novel, that's the only think you do.
at no point do I believe I'm shirou emiya just by reading fsn, he's clearly on a different autistic plane of existence
Why doesn't he just untie the one guy in the UBW route one?
He will do it after he saves the rest.
fucking kek, never change, sword man
Shi/r9k/ou Emiya.
I can't wait for the next time I go on a date so I can start slinging Shirou quotes
"what's your stance on alarm clocks?"
"Do you like bread?"
Self inserting as Shinji can only happen if you watch Eva when you are between 13 and 17 and you can somewhat relate to his awkwardness. It is harder to do it when you are older, as you already left behind those times.
Self inserting as Shirou is impossible, he operates on a completely different level of autism.
The entire reason Asuka is so incompatible is because the only people that would fall into her interest are people that she can identify with, as being the smart girl she is she'd look at said person and go "Oh, that person knows what it's like to be sad and lonely, just like me! He can make me better!" (and then vehemently deny this because she doesn't want to admit that she is sad and lonely).
The problem with this is that almost nobody falls under this category. So it doesn't really matter if you're a schizo or you've got OCD, you could be actually psychotic for all it matters, Asuka has a 99% chance of not giving a shit about you to begin with, and if you're in that lucky 1% then you also have to be someone she can empathize with for her to be attracted to you, and as she's a very egotistical (for worse) person you have to be like her for this to occur.
What is 4.0? I don't care about the rebuilds at all but I've heard it's coming out soon and after rewatching NGE I'm somewhat interested in it, is it entirely new stuff or just a remake of EoE or something?
People want happy endings, but the show is emphatically against them.
The 4th Rebuild movie.
The actual title is revealed to be 3.0+1.0 instead of 4.0
What if it's another reset and they announce NGE Reconstruction 1.0 for 2022 or something?
I literally never said she needs a headcase, I just said her problems weren't abnormal whatsoever.
She's canonically attractive to cool older and competent guys like Ryoji Kaji, like every woman.
Then I'll be watching NGE Reconstruction 1.0 in 2038 I suppose.
>implying she was actually attracted to Kaji on an emotional level and didn't just use him as an anchor for validation
I don't get how people can watch her basically begging him to give her recognition in the final scene they share and think that she felt anything for him besides some measure of general affection and purely sexual attraction.
>attracted on an emotional level
>"I love this guy for his deep emotional jigsaw-like fit to my own emotional puzzle"
This is not how romance starts.
>besides some measure of general affection and purely sexual attraction.
This is how romance starts
Also he's a sage character to Shinji, it makes absolute sense he was the same function to her back in Germany.
She was in love with him, the reasons why don't matter, get over it. If you can't deal with your fanfic ship being tainted by the girl having a different "first", you're just as bad as a self-inserter.
>appealing to someone's emotions isn't how a romance starts, you just have to have some basic level of affection for them and get off to them every once in a while
Well I guess that qualifies basically every boring ass girl I ever met as a romantic partner you fucking aspie, have fun self-inserting as Kaji
>implying I have what it takes
What I'm saying is that the heavy emotional stuff comes later. Nobody would ever date anybody else if both parties laid out their emotional baggage on the table at the start.
>Nobody Dies
That was a fucking AU parody. It carried minimal dramatic weight, and negated all the hero deaths my uploading their brains into computers or merging them with Angels.
There's no heavy emotional stuff that'll come later because they have no emotional stuff to bond on. Shinji and Asuka wouldn't do that right out of the gate either, it'd segue naturally into emotional shit.
Translation?
Does anyone seriously believe Shinji could make her act this cutely?
>Shinji could make her act this cutely
Shinji can't make Asuka do fuck all. If she wants to be cute, she'll decide to do it on her own.
She basically wears a persona of girly cuteness around Kaji because she's afraid that if she's her actual abrasive self he'll be turned off from her
>anything I don't like is bait
This.
I don't think she's that conscious of it. She feels she's been threatened with replacement, she needs to do this two-person op with Shinji for reassurance. She starts making serious effort to match to Shinji, Shinji almost understands and goes with it, and the proximity and familiarity from that stays after the episode.
>underages refute the very concept of classic tsundere that she created
lol
Her abrasive side is the persona, did you even watch the show? That's why Sadamoto picked Kaji to rip down her AT field, even though he's a huge shipperfag.
>Her abrasive side is the persona
You seem to consider it "fake" because it stems from her insecurities and frequently takes the form of a front. But that's what she's trying to hide, the confrontational, proud, shitty Asuka
The overly sweet girly Asuka is the persona, because it's covering up what she'd rather actually be like
>The overly sweet girly Asuka is the persona, because it's covering up what she'd rather actually be like
Nope, that's Asuka when she opens her heart. Did you really fall in love with an illusion user-kun?
I think she's always competitive and acutely aware of social standings and the value given to her in a given environment. But she's smart enough to realize most people dislike these traits, so she covers them up to not seem like a bitch and to try and attract Kaji
>Did you really fall in love with an illusion user-kun?
You know full well these sequences were meant to illustrate her hurt and unresolved childhood conflict. Why would that mean the abrasive Asuka is any less "real"? It's the consequence of a wound but it's really there
Now you're just being an idiot if you are comparing pre-tragedy child Asuka with her mama's love to how she puts on the sweet act in the series.
>I think she's always competitive and acutely aware of social standings and the value given to her in a given environment. But she's smart enough to realize most people dislike these traits, so she covers them up to not seem like a bitch and to try and attract Kaji
literally the exact opposite happens where she tries to show off for him at every chance. She switches from tsun (to everyone else) to (dere to kaji) directly in front of him on multiple occasions.
Again, you're probably mixing rebuild Asuka up in your mind because you're basically saying the entire classic tsundere archetype never existed.
>sweet act
Why didn't Kaji just say "I like another girl"? I mean it'd be at least a consolation for Asuka that he views her on the same level as Misato.
This "I won't fuck a kid" stuff just fed her complexes.
Unless he's saving her for later.
that's not how boobs and minimizing wear works, especially how her outfits are designed. too much penis havers trying to explain boobs around here.
>This "I won't fuck a kid" stuff just fed her complexes.
Don't you think it's more fucked up to pretend he sees her as a woman? That will also give her the wrong idea
No? He kinda definitely does see her as a women (in the manga at the very least).
And honesty he just needs to keep these kids psyches intact for a couple months, fuck all that comes after that.
The best thing for her sync rate would've been if he'd just fucked her senseless. The confidence of a teenage girl with some chad cock is a wild thing.
>>a 500+ sexbait doujin with a plot that's so over the top it's become THE fanmade story within the Eva community
whats this one?
Honestly the fact that Asuka's pursuit continued after she tried pulling that on the carrier is a problem in that if Kaji had any brains he should have ripped the band-aid off by flat out rejecting her and putting an end to it.
>What's their secret?
It's shit?
What straight man would ever not string Asuka along as a back up for as long as humanly possible?
And the sequel fancomic is jimmys-desktop.de
Why didn't he do that in Germany? Did Asuka stay with kaji in Germany?
What if things didn't work out with Misato? You gotta think ahead, user. Always have a plan B, C and D.
Asuka coming on to him is probably a relatively new development, since she is just a 13 year old at the start of puberty.
Happens a lot. Different animators/storyboarders have different styles.
Toshio Kawaguchi was the worst at being on-model. Looks straight shoujo
re-take
>Honda at the beginning
>Honda returns at the bottom
Fucking pottery. Best of all of them.
Asuka X Kaji OTP
>He kinda definitely does see her as a women (in the manga at the very least)
He distracted her with palmistry and rolled his eyes at her when it worked, he picked up whatever junk as souvenirs for her because she'd expect one, he teases her about boys her age and laughs at her playing with the other kids like it's the most natural thing. The rest of the scene in his office was walking back how dismissive of her he'd been when it caused her to act out, while still calling her a child in his head.
He blushes at her tits.
>doesn't have the godly main animator for the movie here
It's ruined
>implying Asuka wasn't just bluffing about wanting to do adult stuff with Kaji and would have freaked the fuck out if he actually tried to make a move on her
Also, Asuka wouldn't want to be on bottom getting dominated for the sake of her image, she'd want to ride anyway.
Naruto did a gag like this.
>bunch of female characters are hanging out in a hot spring.
>Hinata is embarrassed because her breasts are too big to stay underwater and keep floating to the surface.
>Sakura realizes whats going on and gets super jealous because flatties gonna flat.
>believing this
Asuka would be a blushing bride with a giga chad like Kaji.
She'd freak the fuck out if shinji tried anything though. With Kaji she'd let her defenses down and have him lead her into adulthood.
This is canon
That she has to word it as "even the stuff after" kissing makes me certain she is in over her head and would panic if it actually went that far.
Of course, everyone panics their first time. But the thing is that he'd make it comfy and have lots of petting because he's experienced. There's 0 chance she'd back out if it got that far.
>on the verge of a complete meltdown which happens 2 seconds later
>0 chance she'd back out if it got that far
>the weirdly specific description of how Kaji would go about it
Fuck me it has to be some divine sort of irony for the self-insert fag to be self-inserting as Kaji the entire time
>muh self-insert this
>muh self-insert that
Stop this retardation
Shut the fuck up you're the last person to talk about repeating shit too much
evangelion fanfic is pretty nice
I think the same poster was doing it in another thread a few days back, arguing that those who ship Asuka are self inserters, then also saying Asuka is for Kaji only.
Pretty funny.
She can't think of any way to proceed except exposing her bra and asking him to do everything, either. She doesn't know anything else to try, maybe a way she could try touching him herself to get started, she can only do the invitation whether it's Kaji or Shinji.
It's a massive autist magnet.
>>the weirdly specific description of how Kaji would go about it
No I've just fucked a virgin before its standard practice incel-kun
Shoving a dildo up your own ass doesn't count.
>expecting anything else from a 14 yr old japanese cartoon
she's not a nympho
>Asuka is for Kaji only
Nobody says this, some people like the ship but if you're reading it that way and getting insecure because of the romantic canon you're probably self-inserting.
see: this thread
No need to see the thread when OP is more than enough to get a grasp at the whole sitution.
I am going to finish watching NGE today. The last episode I watched was the 10th one, over 20 years ago. I dropped it because Asuka became fat.
>I dropped it because Asuka became fat.
FATSUKA HUNGRY
holy finna yumola im gonna cumola
Asuka Langley Soryu falls in love with Shinji Ikari.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Shinji's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Shinji, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Shinji's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Asuka's own AU self, Asuka Shikinami Langley, who is perfectly aware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, THIRD IMPACT ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the KIMOCHI WARUI.
Dude you watched 10 episode of Eva 20+ years ago and have been hanging around Eva threads on an anime site for god knows how long and you still haven't finished it? I didn't think people like this existed.
FINDS
>This "I won't fuck a kid" stuff just fed her complexes.
I mean, you'd figure a 30 year old man stating that he won't fuck a 14 year old would be a pretty standard viewpoint and not a shock to anyone.
At this stage you should just wait a month and watch it on Netflix.
You realise where you are, right user?
FUCKING BIGOT
the kinds of kids that genuinely try to get adults to fuck them typically have built their entire identity around being exceptional to the point where being told "no, the rules still apply to you" translates in their head to "if you were actually exceptional the rules wouldn't apply to you", because they've often experienced many times the rules being bent or broken because of how exceptional they are like skipping grades, getting away with lying to authority figures thanks to their reputation, being let off without punishment when they do get caught for something because they're top of the class, etc
Let's be real here.
Asuka belongs to Toji.
The first erect penis a girl sees, she falls in love with.
This is the truth.
The main reason why Neon Genesis Evangelion became popular is Asuka. This is an undeniable fact.
Based. Shinjicucks btfo
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.
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tvtropes.org
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I am an alternate who would fight for your honor,
I'll be the version you're dreaming of.
We'll live forever, knowing together
that we did it all for the nature of love.
the first erect penis a girl sees is the one that makes her realize she's a lesbian
>typically have built their entire identity around being exceptional
like perhaps a girl, just a hypothetical here, basing their whole sense of self worth on being a special pilot
Fuck off Redditcuck numale soiboi
La creatura
Rei is still better.
Was the Fourth Angel anti-Semitic?
Serious question. Ideally don't even reply if you are not Jewish.
Yes, Rei was better at being shit
Oy vey!
Honestly, this is how NGE should've ended. At least then we wouldn't have all the subhuman Western pigs saying it's one of the deepest animes ever made. It's just a mecha shonen that never had any depth to begin with.
which was the fourth one again? the fish, wasn't it?
What
The
Fuck
The floating one who looks like a big nosed merchant if you look at him from the front.
Being OTP.
I don't get it how people can ship a beta like Shinji with Asuka. It's clear that she wants an alpha chad like Kaji. Since she couldn't get him, the next best option would be Shinji's chad jock classmate.
Shinji is a mommy's boy also, so Rei is the natural choice for him.
no EoC post second impact. Gotta rebuild.
Based. What movie is this? I hope the Reifag dies at the end.
Asukafags are literal murderers...
>your self worth is determined by how well you save all of humankind
What the fuck is wrong with that?
Rebuild of Chingelion
It's from tv series Fargo.
Why does he shoot them?
I kinda hated it that NGE promotes idea of striving in the face of difficulty of interpersonal communication because it doesn't show thing like that working. Now I think that EoE ending is indeed a very happy ending. It doesn't give you much but there is still hope. "As long as the Sun and the Moon and Earth exist, everything is going to be alright" and all that.
I don't waifufag because I am not a fucking degenerate. Check m8!
Phone sex with Asuka!
Gay
The only thing that NGE actually promotes is fanservice and money making. Just because it name drops le hedheg dillema doesn't mean it actually has pertinent thoughts on human relationships or vaguely human like 3D characters.
Based
How would you convince Asuka not to abort your children?
I would hold a gun to her head during the pregnancy.
Sorry nerds, the only person Shinji ever loved was Kaworu.
When will they make this not suck? I want to play it but not in this condition
ShInji and Asuka are very human but that goes way over the head of shipperfags and idiots too stupid to understand anything other than watered down anime character personalities so they think they’re mentally ill or something
Ok, I just finished watching it. 11 to 26.
I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that they actually ran out of animation budget at the end, so they replaced it with the pretendeep as a form of damage control.
I was hoping that I would at least get to see Shinji masturbate to Asuka's breasts which causes her to die, but apparently the "release" I had downloaded did not include the End of Evangelion episode 25 and 26., even though it said it would have.
It's the best
that chart is for animation directors only, I think.
Not her, but Shinji, Asuka and Rei are both anime character stereotypes. I'm guessing you're one of the reddit guys who think that Asuka invented tsundere and Rei invented the "cold and emotionless robot girl" stereotypes, both of which are pure male power fantasy.
>realistic characters
>in a cartoon for 9 year old boys that is about big robots fighting monsters
Damn, the redditincel got DESTROYED by this stacy
>Kaji: Has it been since the Marine Preservation Facility when we last met?(海洋生物研究所以来か)
>Kaji: Here. (ホラ)
>Asuka: Th-Thanks. (あ、ありがとう…)
>Kaji: What's wrong? (どうした？)
>Kaji: You're so stiff. (がちがちだな)
>Kaji: Are you nervous? (緊張してる？)
>Asuka: Th-there's no way I'd... (そ、そんなこと)
>Asuka: This isn't enough to make me lose my composure. (これくらい平気よ)
>Kaji: I see. You really are an adult, aren't you? (そうか大人だね)
>Asuka: Ah...(あ…)
>Asuka: Eh...wai-... (え…ちょ…)
>Kaji: Winning over a child had no difficulty to it, at all. (子供を落とすなんて造作もないことだった)
>Asuka: Mm... (ん…)
>Kaji: I'll fuck then cast her aside. (こいつをヤリ捨てる)
The doujin is 「(C79) [Maniac Street (すがいし, オオノ)] Look at me (新世紀エヴァンゲリオン)」No Eng. translation yet, though
Thermal expansion went too far.
please suggest to me a fanfic as good as Shinji &warhammer 40k
Is there any good fanfic where I get to fuck Asuka?
Was it really?
>describe the literal concept of the show itself
Not fanfic, but Ayanami Rising Project w/ the Asuka Route has you be faceless/generic NERV employee and you can get Asuka to love you.
Fanfics assiociated with TGweaver.
Thats more believable than Shinji bagging her in any continuity.
Personally, since I am Italian-Japanese, I self insert myself as Giorno Giovanna into the part where she fights the Mass Produced Evas. Just as they are about to kill her, I use my Stand, Gold Experience, to grow a tree on each Eva, making them unable to move. Then I heal Asuka and she falls in love with me.
>Mentally ill redditor thinks that the characters MUST be realistic and human like because of le hedgeheg dillema
No, I think they're realistic because they act like real teenagers comparatively to most other characters in the medium. Contrarian brainlet, grow up.
Anime characters have very little depth and NGE are just about the closest we get to a couple characters acting like human people.
>characters have emotional issues but they aren't over the top and flanderized
What more do you want for a realistic cartoon character. Thats the bar and they've already cleared it.
Uh oh, looks like it triggered the NPCs now >because they act like real teenagers comparatively to most other characters in the medium
This shows how you're a permavirgin incel who never had any friends as a teenager. Real teenagers do not act like that. There is no fucking teenage girl on Earth who acts like Rei. Shinji acts like a beta bitch boi. The jock and the guy with the glasses are much closer to being a realistic depiction of a teenager. Asuka would be the closest to realistic of the three if she wasn't a le epic fearless giant robot fighter, but only the classroom bike.
They are INSANELY over the top and flanderized. Asuka is the ultimate tsundere stereotype. I know a virgin like you who never interacted with a real girl thinks it's realistic, but it ain't. Likewise, a real teenage boy in the setting would do ANYTHING just to pilot a big robot that fights monsters. Shinji has basically 0 testosterone. Once again, YOU find that realistic, since Shinji is a power fantasy of a 0 test soiboi like you, but a real teenage boy he ain't.
Savage rape of redditors
Holy macaroni
Fuckin based
>Man on YouTube video says "Evangelion is deep because it's actually about relationships, you know? So that's why it's deep. You just don't understand it if you don't think it's deep."
>Crossies on Yea Forums say "Evangelion is deep because it's actually about relationships, you know? So that's why it's deep. You just don't understand it if you don't think it's deep."
Beep boop.
>Literal SJW bugman from Yea Forums
Meant to quote
Only manchildren think NGE is deep. The Yea Forums consensus is that NGE is a neat harem Mecha shonen.
>There is no fucking teenage girl on Earth who acts like Rei
Did I ever say Rei?
>Shinji acts like a beta bitch boi
Like most nerds
>Asuka is the ultimate tsundere stereotype.
Confirmed rebuilds-only redditor
>a real teenage boy in the setting would do ANYTHING just to pilot a big robot that fights monsters
>I'm underage
Lurk 6 years before posting kid.
>YOU find that realistic, since Shinji is a power fantasy of a 0 test soiboi like you, but a real teenage boy he ain't.
Real teenage boys certainly are, the only person who doesn't think so are teenage boys. Again, come back when you're older.
Honestly I hate Shinji because he's such a fucking faggot who won't save the world, making him a shit protagonist. Realistic teenage boys make shit protagonists though.
What's with the surge in Asuka x Shinji threads in the past weeks? Not that I'm complaining.
Reminder:
scenario
>rei wife
>asukanigger
Loyalty?
>Unquestionable, would die for you as many times as necessary.
>Keeps trying to cuck you with an older man.
Personality?
>Starts off blank, but learns over time.
>Triple nigger.
Milkies?
>The ones that fed you into this world.
>Size changes all the time - have to be preheated to be fuckable.
Availability after death?
>Just go pick another one, fresh start every time.
>Haunts you in your nightmares for all eternity by bringing most embarrassing moments.
Sex life?
>"Your choice."
>Might give you a penile fracture, or worse: might bring a strap on.
Handjobs?
>So many her arm falls off.
>"EWWWWWWWWWW!"
Kissing?
>The sweetest smile you will ever see before she touches you with hr tender lips.
>Fucking suffocates you, and rinses mouth afterwards.
Temper?
>Never.
>Bitch needs to be strangled to learn her place.
Education?
>Reads all the time.
>Germans got so sick of her they gave her a uni diploma to get rid of her.
She's questioning her existence?
>Never, too educated for that shit.
>Runs off to the nearby ruined house's bathtub until the tard wranglers pick her up.
Questioning yourself?
>Slaps some reason into you.
>"ANTA BAKA!" -10 hour version
Questioning your existence?
>Blows your mind and the world with her philosophy.
>Haunts you in your nightmares for all eternity by bringing most embarrassing moments again.
Still questioning your existence?
>Blows your mind and the world with her philosophy and cowgirl skills.
>*returns to existence* *~caresses your cheek~* " D I S G U S T E N G ! " *"ANTA BAKA!" -for all eternity version*
tldr: fucking an AI sex doll will always be better than putting your dick in crazy.
realistic teenager characters =/= deep
Dumbass.
Soulful
Soulless
>>Size changes all the time - have to be preheated to be fuckable.
probs cuz of netflix
p-pirates btfo!amirite?
>watched youtube videos because NGE was 2deep4 him
Cringe
>Did I ever say Rei?
You said the depiction of teenagers is realistic, Redditcuck.
>Like most nerds
No, the nerd with the glasses was the actual nerd. He was DYING to get into an Eva. Shinji is the kimochi warui beta male bottom of the barrel, like you.
>Confirmed rebuilds-only redditor
You're the redditor, redditor. No redditor would dare criticize NGE.
>Lurk 6 years before posting kid.
No argument = I win.
>Real teenage boys certainly are
You never were a real teenage boy, and you had no teenage boy friends, redditcuck.
Also, I can tell that I'm older than you, because only underage zoomer cucks think of age as an argument. When you reach the 18+ age range (which you haven't) you just stop even thinking about it. You're probably a 15 yr old numale cuck projecting his reditcuccness onto the Chad Yea Forumsnon (me).
Its funny as NGE gets further and further from the original airing more and more underaged idiots blame it for it uses of cliches and tropes that it literally created.
>Honestly I hate Shinji because he's such a fucking faggot who won't save the world, making him a shit protagonist. Realistic teenage boys make shit protagonists though.
This is all I need to know you are a shounentard
AND? I FUCKING SAID THAT THE KEK WITH THE GLASSES AND THE KEK JOCK WERE THE CLOSEST TO BEING REALISTIC
THEY WEREN'T THE PROTAGONISTS THOUGH NOR ARE THEY THE SOURCE OF THE REDDITKEK "NGE SO DEEP" DELUSION
SHINJI, ASUKA AND REI ARE ALL DOGSHIT UNREALSTIC STEREOTYPES WHO ARE NOTHING LIKE REAL TEENAGERS BUT THEY HAVE NO DEPTH EITHER
I didn't - NGE isn't deep at all. But the "2deep4u" posters in this thread have all their opinions from some "famous youtube anime analysis" probably.
Redditor starting to describe his feelings eh
>I'm guessing you're one of the reddit guys who think that Asuka invented tsundere and Rei invented the "cold and emotionless robot girl" stereotypes
Oh my, he really is that dumb.
Heaven is getting to talk on Eva threads with no mentally ill samefags coming on every single one to shit up the fun for everyone else
Atleast you admitted it.
A real teenage boy would've had sex with Asuka and have impregnated her. Anno was a virgin at the time he made Evangelion, so he wouldn't know.
>You said the depiction of teenagers is realistic,
learn how a thread chain works
No one in their 30s or even 20s talks as childish as you dude. Again, come back in a few years. Most zoomers are numale cucks too, so it only feeds my point that Shinji is a realistic teenage boy.
>Probably watches Gurren Lagann for its realistic depiction of teenagers
Cure your chuunibyou brother.
This is Yea Forums, redditor. If you don't like it, fuck off. Yea Forums doesn't care for your trash Mecha anime for kids
>we
>doesn't know how to greentext
>Kensuke and Toji are deep compared to Shinji and Asuka
nobody is talking about Rei
Has contrarianism gone too far?
Again, little 15 year old numale Redditcuck - only underaged cucks like you bring up age. For me, there was no difference between you being actually 15, or you being a manchild with the mind if a 15 year old. But since you brought it up, you must be insecure about posting here. You are clearly a little zoomer cuck who thinks NGE is the best anime and you floss to Fortnite.
Real teenage boys are virgins, real teenage girls aren't.
I sure hope that is anther redditor and not just O MY THREE DEVICES
>projecting this hard
I lost my virginity when I was 11 to an 18 year old girl. My buddy did also, right after me, to the same girl.
>Only underages bring up age
>Proceeds to bring up age
だいじょぶ?
Post your favorite fic
>It happened to me so it happened to everyone
That's some wild egotism man
cnn.com
Source?
>Mentally ill desperate Redditcuck
YOU
BROUGHT
IT
UP
I WAS REPLYING TO YOUR POST WHERE YOU BROUGHT IT UP
DIE YOU SUBHUMAN FORTNITE ADDICTED ZOOMER REDDITKEK
EVEN NARUTOKEKS AREN'T AS DELUSIONAL AS YOU
>cnn
Look how AFRAID the redditor gets when you call him out by his true name.
>EVEN NARUTOKEKS AREN'T AS DELUSIONAL AS YOU
Finally, the beast reveals it's true form.
My favorite Asuka pic.
The mental patient cries out in pain as he strikes you
Fascinating how you cannot make a single post without that word. What else should I expect from weekends but a child posting here?
>all caps
>kek
>fortnite
>zoomer
>reddit
諷刺人ですか?
I enjoyed that but you tipped your hat too early.
Typical. Look how the subhuman leftist commie cucc has to dehumanize his opposition using his Jewish tactics.
You deserve to be exterminated IRL.
Same guy btw, different phone. I know it's you because both of your devices had a Reddit tab open at the time of posting, according to the page source.
jimmywolk.studenten-froendenberg.de
I don't care if the grammar can be wonky sometimes 2nd Try will never not be good
>this victim complex
Don't you have a mosque in new zealand to get to?
See above.
>all those buzzwords
Go back to /pol/
what episode is this from?the time I rewatched it I failed to find it.pls no photoshop.
Did you guys read that one news story about how facebook's moderators need to take extended sabbaticals because after awhile they start to believe some of the insane tinfoil hat content they're purging?
Remember when /pol/ was ironic and not mentally ill?
There we go. He finally admitted it.
SUBHUMAN leftie commie cuccold revealed.
Also, the Christchurch shooting was a sloppy Mossad falseflag.
But an NPC like you who thinks NGE is deep because the Jews told him it is would never understand.
Kys commie
It's not photoshop.
/pol/ is the only board that keeps Yea Forums safe from Redditfilth like you.
Die.
*shoots you in the head*
Protip: Wait for weekend to end
Ok guys but shitposting aside, you don't really think that Evangelion is deep, right? This is all just a joke thread, right?
The jews are literally the villains of NGE
This is like watching the AI Colonel in MGS2 slowly go haywire
>tfw you know when schools are getting out for the summer because of daytime Yea Forums traffic
I don't like knowing this information while being childless.
Why are they all in person the first time, and then switch to holograms.
Do they realize they wanted to be super-duper secret and hope Gendo forgets who they were or something?
>Weekend is over
>No NGE threads all week because the zoomer can't post during Junior high
Yikes
NGE is the single most pro Jewish anime ever made. It's the main reason why Reddit thinks it's deep.
Kys VAcucc
Not a single person in this thread has called Evangelion deep.
>He didn't purge MGS2 from his memory banks years ago
Shit, I wait a lot for a traduction of this manga.
>reddit spacing
I swear to god that everything is ‘deep’. I just mentioned that a fictional character said, “To bring life, there’s must be an exchange of life. Not even I am exempt from this rule.” And they go, “HOLY SHIT, THAT’S SO DEEP!”
>*action*
I forget what this meme is attributed to? Is it reddit again?
Genocide is much better.
Why is VN Asuka so damn thirsty?
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace
>Not a single person in this thread has called Evangelion deep.
Good, so you guys were just joking when you called it deep I guess. Indeed, Evangelion is just a popcorn entertainment shonen anime. Glad we all agree.
Can you actually fuck her in that VN tho?
Dude, you can still analyze the damn thing; just don’t be a pretentious dumbass when you do it.
I dunno, there's seems something inherently pretentious about "analyzing" shonen. The only excuse is for HxH since that's actually a soft seinen masquerading as a shonen.
Like, imagine if someone was "analyzing" superhero comic books with Spiderman or Superman.
Anyone who doesn't get that Eva has complex characters and relationships between each other is a fucking simp
How else are you going to rate one thing above other? You observe the characteristics of a category, let's say genre, and compare it's execution to others' that belong in the same category. Plus each medium has different stuff to analyze e. g. camerawork in movies, which casuals don't give a fuck about.
Are you fucking retarded? People analyze comic books all of the time and debate about the material that in them. Spider-Man and Superman comics are treated seriously, have serious storylines, well-done fight scenes, and panel framing.
If this how you view shit, why the fuck are you even here?
There is not a single complex character in Evangelion. Try reading a book sometimes.
user....
Which one?
>Not a single person in this thread has called Evangelion deep.
So I guess you were kidding when you said this?
I'm not sure if you're from a country with a working educational system but back in my day, the required literature used to include good books. Then again you're probably a burger so you're forbidden from reading anything deeper than plebshit like "Of Mice and Men" or "To Kill a Mockingbird".
Oh boy, a pretentious dumb fuck who disregards other shit because the stuff he likes is ‘much more complex’.
So which one? Come on, list your complex characters outside dosty and jj
>Hey list one
>proceeds to have a panic attack
Chill out third worlder
Weird, it's yet another crossie (this time also a namefag) who gets angry when you rightfully put NGE in the "anime for beginners" shonen tier where it belongs to.
I'm guessing that when you said "dosty" you meant "Dostojevski"? I guess it was too hard to read for you back in school, huh?
Replying to the same guy from different devices btw
Just don’t, the guy is probably a troll or a hipster. He looks down at ‘Mice and men’ because it’s not ‘deep’ enough.
Crime and Punishment is also an entry level. That doesn't make it bad or shallow.
>shounen
I thought Eva was seinen
Eva was apparently created for kids according to Anno.
It is, he's just a retard
>Crime and Punishment is also an entry level
Says the guy who never read it.
Nope, it was marketed to kids and was in the shonen timeslot. People only think it is a seinen because the director's cuts and end of evangelion had nipples (so it had to be for adults!).
Holy shit, the cringe. Did you even watch it?
>lil normie can't handle the fact that his favorite cartoon is for lil boys
>Says the guy who never read it.
Yea, no. Love it but it's still Yea Forums core. Stop being butthurt when I didn't even offend you or your precious books.
That kind of list isn’t about quality, it’s actually about approachability. It’s like being a businessman, you need to recommend the right products to lure in your consumers.
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT EVANGELION IS ASUKA AND HER ASUKAS
>Yea, no. Love it but it's still Yea Forums core
Ok, it's really cool that you said you "love it", but you still haven't read it. Maybe you looked at the pages, but you clearly haven't read it.
>This level of gatekeeping
Dude, just leave Yea Forums. You clearly don’t respect any anime when you jack off to your fucking books and be extremely biased to them, the the point of disregarding any other material as ‘unintelligent’.
I'm gonna make a wild prediction
IF you think NGE has complex characters THEN
a) you have never read HxH
b) you 'read' it but you like Chrollo
If neither a) nor b) applies to you, you don't think that NGE has complex characters.
Simple.
That shows how much he respects them.
>shonen are for young teenage boys
>seinen are for young adults
Find me a shonen that is barely focused on action, ends with pretty much everyone dying, involves the main character having a mental breakdown and trying to kill himself and the deuteragonist getting mindraped and murdered in cold blood and I'll shit into a bag and eat it.
Holy fucking shit, it's true.
>Dostojevski
How are you typing in English but refusing to use the anglicization? Brainlet much?
That's like me speaking my second language and still using the Anglicizations
Another pseud poster, found and annihilated
I want him to feel embarrassed he got called on his bluff, he doesn't know shit about literature
I'm probably one of the few anons who also crossboard from there's not too many of us
>Dude, just leave Yea Forums.
>says the crossie from Yea Forums or Yea Forums
>You clearly don't respect any anime
Just because I have actual taste, unlike you, so I know that NGE is entry level shit for little boys, does not mean I don't respect any anime.
>Legend of Galactic Heroes
Is the third best TV show ever made by mankind. Technically an anime.
>Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Has many flaws, but it still adapts the best "shonen" (soft-seinen) of all time, so it is naturally a diamond in the rough.
>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable + Golden Wind
Golden Wind surpassed the manga in its quality, Diamond is Unbreakable lived up to the quality of one of the two best JoJo manga parts of all time.
Etc.
Bet your favorites are NGE, My Hero Academia and OPM.
>How are you typing in English but refusing to use the anglicization
That's how his name is written in Dutch and it is closer to the original.
>Pathetic brainlet thinks that his burgerness should rule the world.
You wouldn't even be able to pronounce any of the characters' names.
>"Just because I have actual taste"
>Still refuses to post examples of complex characters
Suuuuuure
BASED HUNTERCHAD
>Yea Forums
I very much doubt that's anyone's home or first board, you're probably just a newfag with no gauge of the 4channel™ community
>in b4 the crossie cuck says that the three biggest masterpieces of anime listed here are actually entry level
I don't give a shit what your home board (Yea Forums apparently) is about.
the hell are you guys even talking about anymore?
God you Dutch posters are so fucking stupid sometimes, I don't know whether it's cute or horrifying
>>Still refuses to post examples of complex characters
Let's see... every single main character from LotGH is a complex character. That good enough for you, little boy?
Beats me. This fucking thread derailed hours ago.
>putting NGE on the same level or category as OPM and MHA
This is getting embarrassing
That makes no sense, Yea Forums has less webtraffick than the cosplay board, how can you claim anyone even comes from there? Admit you're a newfag and shitposting cause you're having an anxiety attack over being exposed
>Just because I have actual taste, unlike you, so I know that NGE is entry level shit for little boys, does not mean I don't respect any anime.
>Hunter x Hunter (2011)
>Has many flaws, but it still adapts the best "shonen" (soft-seinen) of all time, so it is naturally a diamond in the rough.
Here you go folks. Mr. Pretentious thinks he is so smart because he watches ‘smarter’ anime.
Basically, the redditors in this thread ate throwing a hissy fit over some girl saying NGE is not deep and has shallow characters.
some mentally ill user keeps telling people they're from Yea Forums, which is weird given it's such an insignificant board, Yea Forums would be a better mockery target
What's wrong? Those are the three of his most favorite anime. All three are shonen, and all three are equally deep. Yes, even OPM is a shonen - just because it is marketed as a seinen doesn't mean it's not actually for kids.
>this thread ate
What did it eat?
Could be worse. user could have said we were from Yea Forums
>dumb shit jumps on the small typo do fast he says 'it' instead of 'they'
>we
Uh oh, he's starting to pretend he has the majority on his side.
Nobody else agrees with you here and the voices in your head don't count.
Holy shit, look how angry this pathetic crossie is. I can't even imagine how low IQ you have to be to think HxH is for "smart" people only. Even double digit IQs can enjoy it (that's why Chrollo is in there, to entertain the kids).
Yeah but that whole formula doesn't work with this timeslot we're in, newfriends immersing themselves with the futaba come through Yea Forums, /pol/ or Yea Forums depending on the year and political climate, Yea Forums right now might be the entry point, but for a good two years it was /pol/ unfortunately, and sometimes Yea Forums
You are the minority here, redditcuck.
>Not literature
Fake Yea Forumsfag spotted
What the fuck are you doing with that greentext newfag? Just fucking lurk moar and stop being annoying
Uh huh. Let's see kiddo:
We knew that already, I'm the only il/lit/erate refugee here, that guy can't spell for shit and is just begging for (You)'s
That's not fair. You're posting that poll on Yea Forums, so of course Yea Forums is gonna win. Why don't you post it on Reddit instead, where NGE is liked?
>has never read Crime and Punishment
>thinks he is some representative of the Yea Forums board on Yea Forums
Uh huh. Okay buddy.
>actually listing one as a reddit option, and one as an Yea Forums option
How do you know what I've read?
Stop being autistic, you might be feeling dumb right now, but just learn from the experience so you can be a better poster one day
You can't find a single human bei-- well, there are no human beings there, let me fix that...
You can't find a single poster there who would dislike NGE.
I learn from experiences. Fuckers like you, don’t.
>very blatantly rig poll so that a bunch of "no" votes are put in even though literally everyone's been shitting on you this thread
>respond to yourself
What is with Eva threads and attracting the mentally ill
you're responding to the wrong person now
>How do you know what I've read?
You are trying to convince us that Shinji Ikari is the Raskolnikov of anime. You have clearly never read the book.
This
>You
>ascribing identity on an anonymous bbs
I'd tell you to kill yourself but you genuinely don't know any better. Please lurk moar and stop posting until then. You're just shitposting, which will result in a ban
>literally everyone's
Look buddy, I know it's hard for you to understand, because you're a fresh crossie from some cancer board. But it's very VERY obvious that it's 1-2 guys "shitting" on the rest of the people in this thread, because regular Yea Forumsnons don't post "epic" 3DPD Yea Forumsermin reaction pics like you. All the non anime pictures in this thread were posted by one guy - you.
>hurrr no one agrees with my retarded opinions
>posts non anime reaction pic
See you in three days
>this post gets made
>suddenly the poll jumps from 12 votes for no and 1 vote for yes to 9 votes for yes
Pathetic. Did your script break, Yea Forums kiddo?
It’s an optional user board. If you want me to be responding to the ‘right person’, type in a name.
>he's such a newfag he doesn't have anime reaction pics
The absolute state of Yea Forums
>every other board on the planet lets you post whatever you want
>Yea Forums specifically has this dipshit policy
Yeah no thanks
And he's samefagging it again. Sad crossie is sad.
>You can’t freely express your thoughts in your own way in Yea Forums, that makes you a crossie.
>complaining about 4channel rules / policy
I hope you learn from this experience to never come back here faggot
I love how you can always tell when someone's got a disorder because when they do they use like six buzzwords every post
>Google the link
Holy shit, this guy actually reposted it on his reddit.
I didn't but that's hilarious
Buzzwords are always used when there are no actual arguments around.
I've honestly never seen such a disgruntled newfag in my entire incarceration on Yea Forums
Everyone just shut up, stop posting, and realize how ridiculous and stupid every single one of you are.
someone include me in the screenshot of this thread pls
Oh no, a fictional gun!
There is only two of you here, but most likely is also you.
There are literal redditors here and newfags admitting they're newfags and don't know board rules
Only one side sounds retarded, and it's yours
>disgusting piece of shit and total loser
But that's Asuka though
I mean at least the other guy doesn't type exactly like me, you could at least make an effort to have it look like multiple people are agreeing with you and it's not just replying to your own posts
>disgusting piece of shit and total loser
That could describe Asuka too.
Absolutely. She hides it with her bitchy bahaviour.
What the fuck is even going on?
I'm not on a side.
I just hate all of you.
Ok, since there are 90 IPs in this thread, looks like everyone voted now.
Here are the official results.
>85 posters in the thread
>90 votes
Congratulations on being so blatant with how it was rigged you dumb fuck
Nope, gonna tell ya a thing. As soon as yes votes started rising and the you noticed it, the no votes started getting rigged up and up. Just goes to show that first 8 votes were rigged aswell.
Based Yea Forums wins.
Sounds about right.
>the you
Yikes
5 votes popped in for the 'Yes' option just as I clicked the print screen button... seems like the reddit side was scripting.
Literally 99% of the "Yes" votes are yours.
Can you dumb fucks just stop?
It's weird how the yes votes stop when you're typing.
Both sides are fucking scripting because this entire thread has turned into a shit-flinging contest. Jesus, I hate summerfags.
And yet whenever I did it, the no votes kept rising. If Yes is rigged, then No is rigged too.
Post proof.
Alll I ever said was Asuka and Shinji act like regular teens, and that was the whole point of their characters.
Annoo walks into a pitch meeting and says "Get this: Gundam + Godzilla and but the protagonists react like normal people would! What a twiiiiiist!"
I literally never said it was complex or deep or shinji was a likable character or anything. Just that comparatively to most japanese fiction they act like regular chaps, whether thats good or bad is up to you.
The newfag literally posted it on reddit.You don't need scripts
>Both sides
>radical centrist here
But I told the guys to all vote for the Yes option. So the No option had to be rigged.
We will get you eventually, Yea Forums shitters.
Can you just stay on reddit? You're obviously not meant for Yea Forums, you've done nothing but degrade the board so far
We Redditors will never stop voting for yes
>Make thread to share Asuka fanfics in
>Thread gets invaded by redditors who start talking about how deep and complex NGE is
>All I wanted was Asuka fanfiction
the only thing that would make this eva thread better is a rampant meguca fag.
>radical centrist here
As a matter of fact, I am. Both sides of this argument are making themselves look like absolute fucking autismos.
Yes, we can see that. You voted at least 16 times after the result was announced. Pathetic.
Did anyone else fap to Asuka because of this thread?
I agree. This is shit I expect with women.
>the reddit side keeps rigging it nonstop
Now this is just sad. Trying to rewrite history after they were beaten fair and square.
>Implying the game wasn't rigged from start
>namefag redditor is still posting
Lurk moar you disgusting newfag
Doesn't matter. It's blatantly obvious it's just the one guy who is not posting right now.
There’s crap ton of non-posters in reddit. Don’t be surprised.
Guys, I downloaded the 1080p version of End of Evangelion and started watching it 2 hours ago, but I can't get past the hospital scene. Whenever I go back to the TV screen, I must... you know what.
We can always try again, just not noon on weekends apparently.
I know, it's difficult
This was the best post itt thread
>This is shit I expect with women
Sweet Jesus Christ. The hits just keep on coming, don't they?
But Giorno is British-Italian
I was playing something actually
>2019
>EVA threads still hitting bump limit
What's its secret?
Shit-flinging, apparently.
In this thread's case specifically, stupidity and pointless bickering over nothing.
What would you do?
post what you have
I sense a death flag here...
God dammit, burn it with fire.
Is Asuka the one thing Shinji can't control?
Eva is god-tier autism bait. Same as Sonic and Homestuck, but with JJ Abrahms - style mystery boxes.
It's what Kingdom Hearts would be, if kingdom hearts was good.
What I want to know is why anyone thinks Asuka being bitchy as a general rule outweighs the legitimate DV/sex offender type stuff Shinji does to her.
Are you kidding?
Asuka would be more embarassed and shocked by Shinji than Kaji.
She would not act like that with Kaji. It would be more of a reaction of "yes I finally got him to do something".
Shinji is Asuka's g-spot for getting flustered and embarrassed though. The perfect pair.
Asuka and Shinji work because they're both hedgehogs.
>Blushing bride Asuka after seeing Shinji's skeleton nude form
That sounds physically impossible.
>legitimate DV/sex offender type stuff Shinji does to her.
Please elaborate.
Anyone under 18 is cute with another under 18.
>rebuilds
Shadow dates a bat tho.
>but with JJ Abrahms - style mystery boxes.
Not the boxes! Anything but the boxes!
>Choke
>Jack off
>Choke
>Strangle
>Girls dating guys under 18
Nice fiction
When did he choke her pre-instrumentality?
Those are flashbacks
It's more the idea of doing anything lewd with Shinji as embarrassing. A lack of acceptance of her emotions.
Do you think Rei would prefer a 1911 or a Hi-Power? or maybe a Colt Cobra?
No they aren't. Shinji did jack off over her in the real world, but he sure as fuck didn't choke her out in the real world until they woke up on the beach together.
yeah it doesn't end well
>Asuka's face is literally unchanged while shinji blushes
Asuka's purposely keeping any expression from changing in that whole sequence so she can pretend it means nothing to her when she runs away.
post proof
We don’t need proof, she’s a tsundere.
That was just before she lost her mind though.
>“Withholding information is much more engaging.”
Interesting thought.
Though you do need to finally end with something.
EoE had a very good version of this.
Its adorable how they had to take a moment to think about it before going into denial.
Hey hey, it's me again. So today I watched 16 episodes of the anime and the entire End of Evangelion. Between that, I ate a 1.5 pound pizza, and masturbated four times to Asuka.
Is anyone impressed?
>[Bijutsubu & Art Club] Sono Go No Evangelion [The Epilogue of Evangelion]
based
In my dreams, I save Asuka and have sex with her. Shinji is such a massive beta cucck for letting her die.
