5) You die - If you reached this consequence, lets face it, you fucked up. You were cheating on her, spending too much time with that neighborhood girl, or doting on your little sister a little bit too much, but you most certainly did something! This is usually a final resort, even for a yandere, meaning that you have been deemed completely unsalvagable in her eyes and there is no other way for her to get rid of the pain in her heart than by ending you. Suicide may follow, although that is probably not very important to mention at this point. A small note, you may have also been very unlucky on the draw and gotten a yandere that snaps just a little bit easily. In this case, your death is probably not too far off.
Well, seemingly this morning a group of tripfags attempted to create a yandere thread...
Charles Taylor
Parker Butler
Other tips:
1. Throw away any condoms in the house. That always puts them into the worst of moods.
2. If you care for any other female you're with, tell them to get far, far away and never see you again. Change names, hair, SSI data, the works.
3. Tell your friends any and all female-hunting social activities are on hold indefinitely. Eventually they'll get the hint and stop trying, instead inviting you over only for sports and shit.
4. Dispose of any poisons in your house, your mother's house, your siblings' houses, etc. You don't want to overstimulate the girl.
5. Don't bother calling the cops, it will make a bad situation far, far more worse.
6. If you haven't figured it out by now, there's no escape.
Jeremiah Fisher
7. Start looking up extreme bondage and dom kinks on the internet. May as well start getting a taste for them.
8. When she comes in the door, hold her in your arms, tell her that she's your whole world, and nothing will ever separate the two of you.
9. For fuck's sake, SUBTLY remove the syringe/butcher knife/nailed bat from her hands, and kiss them (hand) immediately afterward. You don't want to give her a false message.
10. If you're thinking you can overpower her, see 6.
11. If she appears in the mood for intimacy at that point, start slow. And then Jackhammer. Jackhammer as if your life depends on it. Because it does. She won't think you're being sincere unless you fuck her until she passes out.
Liam Nguyen
12. If she doesn't want intimacy, cuddle and talk about life things until she cooks you dinner. Eat every bite, and do cute things like feed her bits of your meal.
13. Cuddle after the meal, or, if it's warranted, see 11.
14. Once she's asleep in your arms, quietly swallow the remorse you have building behind your eyes, threatening to spill over your face and wet her (formally your) sheets. You have a new lifelong partner, whether you like it or not. And in truth, A yandere is fine, too.
Now with this advice I hope you all find that special girl, Yea Forums... and not die in the process.
Happy hunting.
Jace Williams
>4
I actually never expected this, good shit.