Why is Naruto so ugly?

Naruto is a Chad, I don't know why Hinata was the only girl who wanted to fug him

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Those marks on his face.

He doesn't look ugly. He looks pedestrian, which is even worse.

She wasn’t. In The Last literally every girl (except Sakura) wanted his dick and was giving him presents.

I didn't count that because he was Ninja Jesus at that point in the series but I get what you're saying

>Blonde
>Blue eyes
>/fit/
He’s a chad

>t. Pinkshit

His parents were such good-looking people too. What happened with him? Maybe he should change his haircut and start lifting.

At least he doesn't look as bad as Gaara does in Boruto.

Apparently a chad like this is ugly.

What in the fuck are you smoking?

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All the little girls in boruto are into him.

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well not counting all the filler movies where literally every girl he met wanted to bang him by the end, it's because he was a whiny obnoxious kid up until halfway through shippuden and the only girls he really met where classmates.

>ugly
Go to bed Bort

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Is anyone surprised by how unbelievably conservative Naruto turned out given all of his father figures are perverts and he developed a jutsu to give adult men boners when he was 12 years old?
I'd have expected hokage naruto to be getting metoo'd for sexually harassing his secretaries if you'd asked me back in 2002.

>Is anyone surprised by how unbelievably conservative Naruto turned out
That's Hinata's positive influence at work, only the true best girl would be able to reign in Naruto's perverted tendencies

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Dad Naruto is the best he's looked desu

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Its weird for any ninja to be sexually philanderous because of transformation and shadow clones. sex between high class nin must be wild.

This makes my kek the BIG kek

Chadruto fucked your mom and dad

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His generic masculinity makes his cock more appetizing looking for some reason
no homo

Because he looks like he’s 50 years old.
They both died when they were like 20 years old.

Madara and Minato are much more attractive to their descendants, that is, Naruto and Sasuke of large

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I just started watching The Last because of this post and jesus christ Sakura is such a bad friend
>Hey Hinata all the girls in the world are trying to suck off Ninja God Naruto
>People are coming from other villages to take pictures of him
>But hey girl, you're knitting a scarf, have confidence!

also why does everyone have iphones 2 years after Ninja war? I thought the digital revolution would've been a little slower than that

Watch more of it, Sakura is retarded but The Last is the only time when she isn't a heinous bitch

Naruto towards the end doesn't even register as naruto anymore to me. I grew up so used to him becoming the butt monkey two seconds after he gets a little recognition. I kept expecting him to make the girls giving him gifts disgusted.

Can we not turn this into another Sakura hate-jerk?

Ok quadanon, I was actually defending Sakura though

It ahi is hotter than madara

>Naruto didn't end up looking like how he imagined himself to look like in Jiraiya's book.

Kishimoto is a mega hack.

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Was probably shu shu who wanted him to look like a fucked up hair effiminate twink with a terrible voice.
You know for recognition and pushing the grass eating limp dick thing.
Look at what they did to ichigo and gohan.

He's cute but the spikier hair of his youth suits him more.

>one of them isn't killer bee
I don't understand...

Did you know that despite being only 13% of the Leaf Village population, Uchiha commit more than 50% of the crimes?

It's astonishing, isn't it?

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kek

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Naruto kiss anyone else?

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But he's cute

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You have your arm blown apart and see how you age. Not to mention all that stabbings, and being poisoned.

Sasuke has always been traditional handsome while Naruto has always been OK by Japanese standards. Naruto has never been considered handsome in canon and his most attractive characteristic was usually attributed to his magnetic will(power).

People considering Naruto attractive are only basing his appearance on the anime which smooths out his 'rougher' features.

>A more real life equivalent of how Naruto and Sasuke looked

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What about him being voiced by a woman when he was 12?

I’ve always hated that. Just get a boy to voice the character.

Fuck you he looks just like me

Why is Naruto so useless and a mary sue, would be a better question imo.

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>Not liking big daddy Naruto
I'm sorry, but you might be straight.

its the hair.

It’s the hair cut. It’s looks like the hair style he had as a baby.

His aged up voice is fine. Yeah it took some getting used to but its fine.

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Those are thots. They only want him because he’s Ninja Jesus and the Hokage now. Hinata’s been in love with him since they were kids.

Sasuke again.

> stabbings
> poisoned
when ?

I miss Obito. He was cute.

He was the coolest guy!

Naruto has been stabbed and slashed multiple times, and Sakura poisoned him at least once which can also count as a stabbing.

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sometimes self inflicted, but that is because kek was joking with him and told him he was poisoned I forget exactly what happened there.

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Naruto was a cute kid.

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And they say Sauce is an emo.

>parents would have had the equivalent of millions from all the A and S class missions they had done ontop of daddy hokage
>old man give him a small allowance and tells him not to spend it all in one place in his studio apartment with no supervision
They really didn't need Danzo. The 3rd did a fine job of being an irredeemable villain.

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How do you know that the allowance wasn’t Minato and Kushina’s money?

>ugliest male in the show
>still gets all the porn and fucks literally all female characters

And all the male characters.

>blond-haired blue-eyed aryan
He was handsome, he just acted autistically.

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Doesn’t he have the Anbu look after him?

Naruto is actually very pretty. Its just that all the other boys are so much prettier, so he's ugly in comparison.

Compare him to luffy or that black clover faggot and youll see how cute he is.

Asta is a Chad.

Are you unironically defending Sakura?

He looks like a spongebob gijinka.

It's crazy how much more likable Naruto looks as an adult

>le blonde blue eyed aryan
Grow up and get some actual standards.

the lucky ugly bastard

>why is Naruto so ugly?

Because you touch your self.
Unironically this is actually true.

Naruto isn't actually ugly you've just set unrealistic standards

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what episode is this , was it filler ?

cursed

Episode 257 of Shippuden.

You are like a baby, watch this.

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>t. la creatura americana

Did you know that despite being only 0,001% of the Leaf Village population, Senjew owns most wealth and power and continues to profit outrageously at the expense of the other? Fucking Tsunade drunk and gambled all her life, wore neckless priced comparably to GDP of small country, then decided to play hokage and got Konoha nuked.
It's astonishing, isn't it?

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Can't believe no one has mentioned it yet, but it's those dumb lines on his face. Remove them and he'd look decent, hairstyle included.

It’s a birthmark.

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Is it possible match the hair colour and beard colour in this pic?

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>Aryan ninjas

No wonder this shit is so popular among western whiteboi weebs

Used a search image and found it

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>you now realize the 3rd probably stole most of the 4ths life savings and only gave naruto a few bucks

All weeb girls I've slept with said if they'd have to fuck with a Naruto character, it'd be adult Naruto, Juugo or Hashirama.

Make of that whatever you want. But he's certainly not unattractive. What's funny is that most irl girls find Sasuke very unappealing.

Funny, considering Sauce is a Chad in universe, but real girls see him for the piece of shit he really is.

They should have either given him a buzzcut or kept his hair medium
He looks like a dad that wants to be cool but has to look professional

Those girls have shit taste and you probably do as well.

Most of those girls likely date guys far more abusive than him

Hes likely seen as too "shy" for them

cuz he is legal

They just see nothing special about him. When I smoked weed with one and we went full weeb mode, she said that Sasuke looks like a twink compared to Madara's body. They also most of time think he's too feminine in his behavior. It's funny how real life girls would take Jiraiya (loaded, buff, smart) over Sasuke.

Taste's subjective, dear user.
Please get some real life experience lmao

>juugo, hashirama
>shit taste

I may want to fuck everything that moves but even i know that juugo and hashi are supreme husbandos, almost godtier. Youre just gay.

You're gay! dude, he's gay

girls who arent yaoipilled tend to dislike sauce and i dont know why. he a cute. He even makes cute children compared to everyone else in the series, and tons of girls like cute children but it seems like only fujos find him hot. :/

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Sasuke is a bit too pale throughout the series. And in Part 1, he’s wearing little boy shorts.

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She was mostly a heinous bitch pre-shippuden though. You know, when she was 12.

Naruto looks fine there though. I guess Japs have a different sense of handsome.

Holy fuck your kind of right. Minato alone has 320+ A-ranks and 39 S-ranks to his name. That's fucking loaded.

You can't remove those. They're indented into his skin from being constantly exposed to Kurama's chakra while in the womb.

I honestly don't care what women think , they are only good for fucking anyway
Sasuke had an amazing design , only changes , I would give him is making him more Punkish as a teen

If I wanted to I could fuck all the girls you ever got lucky with in a single night you fucking mark

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>If I wanted to I could fuck all the girls you ever got lucky with in a single night you fucking mark

Why say that? You can if you want, I've had my fun with them. All you do is undermine the stuff I said about get some real life experience lmfao

Cope harder you fucking Jabronie

>larping this hard
Holy cringola.

Fuck off Carter

lmao
dude get off Yea Forums for a while

MALAYSIA AIRLINES

If he can make little girls dress like this just so he'll notice them, he's doing something right

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>I thought the digital revolution would've been a little slower than that

The show literally could never make up its mind what technology existed and what didn't. They had a fucking computer during the Chunin exams randomly select contestants, and Team 10 used wireless earpieces in early missions.

He wouldn’t do that.

I'm pretty sure the ninja world was always sort of modern. With two years and a bunch of super autist ninja with nothing else to do around, I guess they could industrialize and advance rapidly.

Holy shit he looks like an absolute chad maybe too much of a chad for naruto

I mean, that's kind of how a guardianship works.

The money was probably in a trust, which would only become usable once Naruto turned around 18.

Hu? Other than the shoddy haircut he looks fine to me. The jaw line and not looking like a teenage girl cosplaying as David Bowie already puts him miles ahead of his dad, who looked like a complete faggot.

So was konoha actually the soviet union?
>Two friends
>Muh dream, muh village
>Radicalizes quickly bc of jumpy leader
>Ends up fucking up all smaller villages around it
>always in a state of tension and nuclear deterrent with the tailed beasts
>previous regime ends with a pathetic incompetent leader.
>new guy comes in and has to clean up doing a decent job

Why is Naruto such a slut?

Don’t be like that. Kakashi was the David Bowie impersonator.

>new guy comes in and has to clean up doing a decent job
Kakashi?

Yep and tsunade is gorbachev

So Naruto is Putin?

Kishimoto admitted Naruto's idealistic as a story and character. It wouldn't work irl

I'd say adult Madara = shippuden Sasuke in terms of hotness

Hard to say, both naruto and shikamaru would be putin. Shikamaru bc putin was more of a sideline guy doing things from the shadows and naruto when putin actually became front man. Wether or not naruto or putin is a good kage is up to debate.

It's the Uzumaki genes.

>Radicalizes quickly bc of jumpy leader
Tobirama (Stalin?) did nothing wrong.

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Jealous?
Bigger surprise is that Sasuke is actually fun to watch now.

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Please, Madara was vastly superior Uchiha.

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Sasuke is far more popular among the Japanese girl population though.

Sasuke looks like someone who would be a model. Naruto like that highschool football jerk who bullied you in changing rooms

Dont forget his name would be CHAD

They’re retarded.

It's just a difference in taste, japanese girls find k-pop looking men hotter, like Sasuke and Sai while western girls find more masculine guys hotter like Naruto.

> Naruto, Yuugo, Hashirama
Eww give me Madara, Sasuke or Kakashi any day

Then they have shit taste in men.

That image in a realistic style is the only time I found Naruto handsome.

Who cares, Sasori is the most fuckable anyways
Too bad he probably cant do that

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>Implying
Have you seen what some of western Heart Throbs look like?

>Implying Sasori didn't have a 10 inch long wooden dick

There's a significant overlap between west and east yes. But I feel like a western girl will find Goku and Vegeta hotter than a Japanese girl would.

> t. Hashirama

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I admit, I'd rather get fucked by Madara

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>Hashirama.
They are right about that one.

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>Tfw you will never kiss Madara's bulge
Life ain't fair bros

Naruto literally a dead ringer for my adopted russian cousin.

From my own experience, neither me nor other girls I know ever cosidered Naruto attractive. It was always either Sasuke(fun fact: despite this, everyone still hated his early Shippuden outfit) or Neji&Kakashi&Itachi.
Though I think that Naruto is in his most attractive peak when he doesn't wear a protector and just lets his hair go.
And I still don't get who fucked Lee

B-but i'm a woman...

They both look like shit.

Metal was orochimaru's first project.

Don't forget that his mom did missions as well.

If he does they did a shit job since he was able to steal one of their forbidden jutsu scrolls.

Implying that the sarutobi clan aren't the shifty jews of the ninja world.

They can’t always look after him. And Naruto knocked the Hokage out by using the Sexy Jutsu.

Not true. Unlike Jews, the Sarutobi Clan members are masters of fire.

>sarutobi clan aren't the shifty jews
They are Senjew shabbat goys.

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Is that kushina ? the fuck?

Yeah Naruto explodes her fucking head with a resengan

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Dear god look at that hook nose

Good to know that your secret elite ninja assassins can't keep track of a child.

Especially when he’s wearing bright orange and blue.

Hardtop is basically set in the early 2000s (they have tub TVs, radio coms, etc).
The jump only feels weird because the story was about Wizards and didn’t really include or focus on the technology.

i mean if feel like iPhones would've solved a bunch of purely locational/informational problems during shippuden
Maybe they have crap reception?

This was proof that from an early age naruto had always been a god tier ninja jesus

I find it very impressive that he manages to deface an entire monument while wearing bright orange, and no one can see him until he’s done.

True.

Did he snitch on some Uchiha kids to deserve such praise and a smile from Tobirama?

Wonder if that's where his parents trust went to. Pretty much covering the costs of their son's pranks.

>useless
>mary sue
Pick one faggot. Naruto is in the second category, he's portrayed as supposedly incompetent and weak because he didn't care enough to study in 'muh ninja public school' yet factually speaking he defeated every enemy he went against during part 1 the moment his nakama were threatened. Am I supposed to believe that Naruto was ever an underdog because he acted kinda dumb around girl? Bullshit.

He’s the one who had to wash it off later. Not that it’s an inconvenience to him. It’s not like he has anyone waiting for him at home.

Seeing as it was for attention he won either way. The 3rd could have been a bro and used his parents money to hire Naruto a Kunoichi to be a nanny. With Naruto's luck though he'd find out that she didn't really care for him and was only doing it for pay.

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Tobirama asked Saru how would he make the village safer, and Saru replied that in order to do this you just need to kill all bad people.

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Well, Hiruzen was the one who ultimately ordered the Uchiha massacre........

That only means your opinion is worthless

Post tits or get the fuck out you dumb bimbo cherry licking slut

With his luck, he probably would find out. Hopefully, he won’t have as bad of a freak out as Gaara.

Well Gaara had an uncle who looked like his mother that pretended to care for him, then tried to assassinate him. That's a bit more of a mindfuck than finding out that you're housekeeper/babysitter is only in it for the money. Shizune is probably the only one who would have done the job in earnest.

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> Saru
Stupid monkey, pervert, cultivated an image as kind old grandfather, but allowed his old buddy Danzo to do all dirty work for him, allowed to escape ninja Mengele, ordered the Uchiha massacre, withhold Uzumaki money from orphan Naruto
>Danzo
Power hungry faggot, could easily prevent the Uchiha coup, but decided to kill them all, turned orphans into literal autists, imprinted them with cursed seal and forced them to kill for him, ordered Kabuto's mother to kill her own son, supported dictators in third world countries(Hanzo), kept in touch with mad scientist and child molester Orochimaru, allowed him to kill Hiruzen, didn't do shit during Pain's attack because he wanted Tsunade dead
>Homura and Koharu
shady fuckers, weak shinobi, dirty bureaucrats, pursued a policy of Uchiha discrimination (no Uchiha in Anbu or inner politics, police budget cuts) for the sole reason because Second didn’t trust Uchiha
>Kagami
brainwashed Second's Uchiha fuckboy
>Torifu
fat kid, literally who

Tobijugend was a mistake.

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>talking shit about Nardo when pic related exists

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Shame he removed all his actual body besides his heart.

>iphones in 2004

Too bad she was too busy taking care of a drunk old hag who gambles all her money away.

JUST

Giving anime characters a haircut is a terrible idea.

He was probably thinking of the anime which came out in 07 same year as the iphone.

At least he has an excuse
He lives in a realistic world where he can't keep his Punk Hair without losing job opportunities

Naruto could do whatever the fuck he can with his hair yet choose a shitty one

>Rain village
>third world
Rain was the most industrialized village during shippuden even though it was constantly the battleground of the bigger nations. It wasn't 3rd world. uchiautist got what they deserved

Best hair in Naruto

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a-auntie...

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>gaijin colorscheme
>stupid hair (both now and when he was young)
>retarded pseudo-whiskers on his cheeks
I always hated his design

Gay.

I could’ve been worse.

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yikes.

>naruto doesn;t get any money from his parents
>doesn't get any of their belongings
>doesn't get knowledge of any of the Uzumaki Shrines around the lead
>isn't told that the 5 great villages genocided the Uzumakis out of fear and that his mom and grand mom were practically captured for the sole purpose of being jinchurukis
Fuck the leaf is full of jews

Country tiers were something cooked up by the Reagan administration during the cold war. 1st world were America and their allies, 2nd world were Communist nations, and 3rd were neuteral. So even a developed country like Switzerland fall under 3rd world. The meaning overtime though has been more used to describe underdeveloped nations rather than their political stance.

He probably would’ve told Naruto when he was older.

The five villages didn't genocide the Uzumaki, the Leaf at least didn't attack them.

Why does he have earbuds?

Words change over time.

Whaaaaaa wjs push me AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A few years back the guy who draws Boruto,back when he was just an assistant to Kishimoto, drew this image of an old Naruto. If pic related comes to fruition, how do you think were gonna get punished naruto? For me I think:
>Kawaki nukes the village like we see at the beginning of the story and Naruto loses everything
>war breaks out against the other 4 villages, he and Sasuke are forced to kill off several thousand people each
>Naruto realizes that the "peace" he's worked for is no different from what Pain and Sasuke wanted seeing as everyone is just scared of defying him because of his god tier strength, so he leaves the village looking for a way to ensure lasting peace and drives himself mad out of obsession

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Why would war break out?
Also I can't believe Kishimoto left his own baby in the hands of this hack artist

He’s already a demon.

Naruto will pull a Luke Skywalker.

It's amazing how much of a difference no headband + open jacket makes for young Naruto.

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>most industrialized village
doesn't mean shit (also plothole), because it is still a small village without any political power, and big countries use it as the battleground
>uchiautist got what they deserved
Uchiha deserve hokage hat.

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Naruto is Spiral King.
>class divide between people emerges based on chakra amount/control
>Naruto see this discrimination rip apart the world he once saved
>Steals everyone's chakra forcing them to live as regular humans
>becomes immortal
>blasts off into space to fight moon people

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Same with the goggles.

>Wanting him to look like a Minato clone with whiskers.

Kishimoto would have been derided as lazy hack.

Sasuke looks 900% better. Probably because he's such a blatant rip on Vegeta/Hiei

the only difference is the hair

But now he looks to much like Shino in that picture.

His meager allowance was most likely from his parents money, but who knows how much of it was falling into Saru and his friends pockets. His clan's genocide was really worse than the Uchiha. It wasn't an over night kind of thing either. The leaf could have stepped in and offered sanctuary to them, but instead sat on their hands and allowed it to happen. One thing's for sure, Naruto and Sauske fucking suck at repopulating their clans.

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Stop making stuff up. Uzshiogakure, the village that the Uzumaki come from was basically gone overnight. It came under attack from a large amount of forces from several different villages. Konoha didn't have enough time to get there to help them, and the ones that got out of the village scattered across the lands. Hiruzen has been shown as nothing but kind towards Naruto, so I fucking doubt he was pocketing the money, nor would he allow his friends to pocket money meant for the boy. Whether they started doing it after his death though, is anyone's guess. I bet Hiruzens friends 'forgot' to mention the money meant for Naruto.

I’m like 90% sure that whole Kabuto shit was just Orochimarus plan to get a new fuck boy

Some friends that the Uzumaki survivors didn't trust the Leaf enough to take sanctuary, and rather take their chances; when they stick out like a sore thumb with their red hair and blue eyes. The 3rd spent it all on hookers and blow. That or Jraiya was given it which also would have gone towards hookers and blow. Now I wonder what happened with with jiraiya's cash since he was loaded from missions and ecchi book sales.

How are they suppose to get to the leaf when they stick out like a sore thumb? The people who just destroyed their village would be watching the ways to Konoha.

They seemed to do fine long enough to begin breeding. At least Karin's mother and a few others.

youtube.com/watch?v=nk5hIL8_HTQ

Was it kino bros?

It’s the retarded whiskers.

Yes, and by that time they'd already settled into the villages they made it too. Why risk going to Konoha when you've already made a home?

Would have been even more kino if naruto and sasuke had shared a long, passionate bro-kiss at the end of their final fight after blowing eachother's arms off.

That's gay bro.

Because their home was a fucking hovel, and they live as outcasts. By your logic mexicans wouldn't want to come to america because they already have homes.

Im talking about a straight, platonic BRO kiss. Nothing gay about that, dude.

The only Uzumaki who's home sucked was Karins, and the Grass village wasn't going to let them go. Nagato's home was fine, at least until the great villages began killing each other again, and Kushina was safe in Konoha before Uzshio got fucked. The only one's who lived as outcasts was Karin and her mom, and that's because the grass ninja weren't going to let people who can heal them so easily free.

>nagato's home was fine
Wasnt he dirt poor and stuck in the middle of a war?

His home was fine until the wars began again, like I said. Then it sucked ass.

How can red hair be distinguishable to Uzumaki heritage when Gaara, Karui, and Sasori had red hair? Are they Uzumaki too?

Probably because all the pure blooded Uzumaki's had red hair. Naruto didn't get it because Kushina got MINATO'D

I misread your post. Sorry

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Nagato looks like a cute boy when he's not haggard and chakra drained.

Still doesn't explain how red hair can identify someone as an Uzumaki when we had characters with red hair who aren't part of the clan (Unless they are going to be retconned to be).

It's probably because red is meant to be a rare hair color, so there's a big chance that if you see someone with red hair, it's probably an Uzumaki.

Maybe Chiyo forgot to mention something.

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>Naruto is the town DILF in Baruto
Heh

GT syndrome

1st 2nd 3rd comes from grammar, where first person is me, second person is you, and third person is them

The true chad is the one and only:
Me!
Leorio Paradinight!

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He looks handsome here

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Let it be full gay, Naruto x Sasuke is the most fleshed out relationship in the manga and if Sasuke or Naruto were girls they'd end up together.

Was Nagato a Uzumaki Uchiha mutt? Seeing as the Sharingan can become a Rinnengan.

He's a CHAD.

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Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time he’s taken a kunai to the hand.

And that’s why she gave him a forehead kiss.

Pretty much. Makes the characters look stupid.

No he stabbed himself in the hand in the first season

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Unironically this, would be a better ending than Sasuke x Pinkshitter. That episode after the 2nd VotE battle >>>>>> anything anyone else has

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another dude holding your son is way different than another dude snuggling your daughter
Naruto is gonna fuck Salad.

Bort would have dodged like a twink bitch and will never be as chad as his dad.

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bort getting fucked in the ass while salad is sucking cock.

Still counts.

>"Until I become Hokage, there's no way I'm gonna die."

I loved when this scene and many others flashed when you were fighting Tobi in Storm 3.

Same.

>he's hokage now
uh oh

>"Until I become Hokage there is no way I'm gonna die"
>"UUUGH SASUKE LETS FIGHT AND DIE TOGETHER PLEASE KISS ME"

The foreshadowing in The Search for Tsunade Arc is coming to fruition in Burrito (If it doesn't get cancelled, lol).

And that’s why Shippuden onwards is worse than Part 1.

Unironically this, the neglected that that saw Hokage as his way to be respected/loved >>>> whatever Naruto in Shippuden outside of the Pain arc is supposed to be. At least he's the best part of Boruto now after his characterization near stagnated for 10 years

The older Naruto gets the closer he gets to looking like a generic doujinshi rapist

His obsession was pretty fucking gay.

She was an heinous bitch in shippuden too. Da fuck did you watch?

All are correct. Sakura was, is, and always will be the worst girl.

>implying he isn’t a fucking Chad

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Naruto killing Sasuke for the sake of the village would've been cool but not a very good ending to such a franchise.
Goku sparing Vegeta was the worst mistake in anime history.

This hole arc was kino.

God fucking damnit, Araki.

Sakura looks like a slut, which is far better character development that she got.

Not canon. Manga is.

user, if she was a slut, Naruto’s life could’ve been a little bit better. We just can’t have that.

Cut his hair and his cape is gay as fuck. He needs Minatos Jacket and longer hair similar to his Shippuden look but longer.

Is this what Hinata sees when she looks at Naruto?

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Yes

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Naruto looks fine except for his chin. Sasuke looks like a monster. That that may just be shading and his horrible mutant eyes.