Who would win if they fought?

Who would win if they fought?

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Bocchi no contest.

How can mikolets even compete?

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The one with the better armpits of course.

My dick.

My wife Machi is so cute.

Whoever could avoid having a panic attack the longest.

Our dicks

Bocchi, Kaos, Machi, and Yunyun walk into a bar

Remove Yunyun, she's not as sexy as the others

Bocchi, Kaos, Machi, and Hazuki walk into a bar

Sauce katsudon.

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Replace Hazuki with Hadüki to keep balance.

The bouncer kicks them out

Bocchi-chan has grown stronger.

They all starting crying

Cute JC

Imagine them competing with each other by comparing how many dicks can they suck. Wouldn't that be crazy.

Silly user who would want a JC to suck their dick?

Country girl > city girl
Those little furballs are resilient as fuck.

Bocchi will snap Machi in half like a stick.

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>Machi summons Tibbers
we have a winner

Since Bocchi is a ninja, she would disguise herself in the bear costume and fool Machi. After destroying Machi, the bear will come in and try to mate with the female bear companion.

Bocchi.

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God I wish I had two dicks

Machi without a doubt.

I'm gonna go with Bocchi. Machi is useless.

machi has a big fucking bear what does bocchi have?

Ninja skills

The bar owner says "you have to be at least 20 years old to enter this place"
Bocchi, Kaos, Machi, and Hazuki walk out of a bar

Bocchi IS a bear.

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Bocchi is a big fucking bear.

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I want to see this happen. Bocchi should become really good friends with the bear.

Bearmind.

That's the challenge, they'll have to go out in public and attract as many horny perverts as possible.

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A jrink bar?

A jrink var

You can't have a JC suck you off in public

Bocchi has more friends than Yunyun

test

Stop being so mean.

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That's not being mean, JCs shouldn't be doing lewd things.

ˢᵐᵒᶫ ᵇᵒᶜᶜ

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Good post

Kaos joins the fray! Could she beat either one?

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Who wins?
Bocchi's farts vs me

Imagine a JC bullying Kaos by destroying her in a fight and making fun of her weak punches.

But now she has to fight against 2 machis

Not with that attitude you can't

Why would you make a middle schooler this sexy?

Imagine seeing Kaos naked
>you look down and see that tiny pathetic hairless crease of a coin slot she has
>you are filled with nothing but disappointment
>kaos is about to cry as she sees the sheer look of disgust on your face
>you walk away

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>you are filled with nothing but disappointment
Stop being gay

Is that really how this would go?

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Can confirm that no sane Yea Forumsnon could possibly see this pathetic little runt as sexually attractive.

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Machi would destroy Bocchi.

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Imagine inserting money into KoSm's coin slot

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I find Kaos sexually attractive

Who not?

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I would destroy Machi

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bocchi 1v1 ez
machi with the bear

the only way a weak emaciated midget from the boonies is beating a giant emo city girl is with a fucking bear

Imagine being Kaos' mom and giving birth to a pathetic creature like Kaos