How do you even escape from this?

I don't get it.

god i wish that were me

based on how their bodies are positioned, the only way for his arm to be in that direction is if it went directly through her leg. Its not hard to understand

Wrong. Look at his right shoulder.
His left, even if you can't see it isn't magically 20cm shorter.

sounds like something from baki

>Having like 100 lbs+ sitting directly on your chest

Good luck breathing

Make her cum

You'll suffocate to death within minutes.

imagine

She's a fat girl.

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Bite off her juicy plump tights meat

I can put 135 fine on my chest with a bar, when it's spread out and all plump should be easy

why would you want to get out of that though

This is heaven

IMAGINE THE SMELL

Escape? I don't understand

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It is a good death.

It's a humiliating death, losing to a girl.

so u rather lose to a guy, damn u gay

Yes, that would be a more honorable death.

Y'all like Rikka booty?

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I think her booty is exceptional.

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Poor girl has dirt on her butt. Here let me pat it off for her.

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I'm sorry but I don't want to be remembered as the guy who challenged a high school girl to a fight only to be dominated, beaten, and strangled to death by her thighs. That is very embarrassing.

I think most of us would be jealous.

Who cares? You'll be dead then.

>ya’ll

>How do you even escape from this?
Don't open the thread in the first place.

lucky yuuta.

Is there a better name/tag for this?
scissor hold isn't a proper tag.

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you could always try asphyxiation + between thighs tags, but it definitely needs a better tag

Except the bar's mass is uniformly distributed. Not all of it is concentrated on your chest

LOL, who would even want to escape from that?

Sweet release

Head scissor

best girl doing it.

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What a heavenly way to die

That'd be living the dream. Not just the thighs, the entire humiliation.

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Lick until she is satisfied.

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Who is this cum drainer? even yandex cant answer it

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danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3294200
found it with iqdb.org (its integrated with Yea Forums for a reason)

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god I wish that were me

why do both Rikkas have fat thighs and are in a relationship with a Yuuta? was it pure coincidence or is there some grand scheme to this?

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Heavy breathing

To die by your thighs
is such a heavenly way to die

>fat thighs
I don't remember the Chuuni having fat thighs. You might have to post more examples to convince me.

in my life
oh why do i give valuable time,
to women who won't let me dive,
into their thighs~

More importantly, what's the quickest way to get yourself in that situation?

For you

start eating her out.
but in seriousness i think leg head-locks are incredibly hard to escape

All she’s good for is bullying and abuse

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either be a chad or a Yuta clone
re read his post

It feels so great knowing that !Akemi is so consumed and obsessed with shitposting his life will never amount to anything.

the fuck?

>ywn experience the softness of female thighs

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it's not fair

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Don't even know what sounds more heavenly, facesitting or headscissoring. Imagine both at the same time with different girls.

I would die a happy man that way, my soul reaching Nirvana.

Dying at the same moment you have an involuntary hands-free orgasm from it, hnnngh.

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Eat my way out

Eat your way out

We seriously do not talk about the joys of eating pussy enough on this board

What a view

Chomp down on her thigh as hard as I can until I draw blood.

>user is so weak from being heavily assaulted by her thighs that his "bite" feels more like a sloppy kiss and she mocks him for it

how much until "that" happens in this thread?

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This. Maybe if I perform well, she'll reward me by sitting on my face.

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Get up and batista bomb

It already did.

Got you covered.

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Call GRIDMAN

That rough handling and hair pulling, oh... just imagine being used as an object for her pleasure like that, without a thought given to your comfort.

No thot is going to keep me from the oxygen my lungs crave.

>not craving her thighs more than oxygen
soulless

I need this in my life.

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>Rikka thread up for 15 hours
>Ack nowhere to be seen
Is he finally dead?

Figure 4 head lock

It feels so great knowing that !Akemi is so consumed and obsessed with shitposting his life will never amount to anything. It's just so easy to go through a thread and pick out which posts are his. Like, he's literally fucking consumed with shitposting. It has taken over his life. And literally nothing anyone says to him will make him accept the reality of how he's not an "epic troll" and makes no one "triggered"

>xddd lol look at me pretend it's a rikka thread that's the problem and not me spamming shipping cancer YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA XDD!!!!!
This is your brain, !Akemi.

Im afraid im missing some context here. who is this sperg?

>sperg
Thanks for always making it so obvious who you are, !Akemi. If you didn't have such limited and restricted phrases and behavior it might be hard to tell who you are.

A schizo that infests threads. Believe me when I tell you there is no use trying to argue with him.

i though this was just a fat thighs and headlock thread and now there's an autist answering to all posts. the fuck did you do gridman anons.

Gridman anons did nothing. The autist did it to himself.

>all
>12 posts linked and outted as !Akemi
>xddd durrr u say every1 is akemi lol xdd i epic troll!
Tell, why does every "person" who's accused of being !Akemi claim that EVERYONE is called !Akemi when in reality it's only a very select and exact posts?

>there is no use trying to argue with him.
Never ONCE have you actually attempted to make an argument, !Akemi. Literally all you do is cry that you're called !Akemi, and that if someone calls you !Akemi is means that everything in their post is wrong, even if the post has nothing to do with who you are, but how you are currently acting in the thread.

And yes, !Akemi. It's obvious that all of these posts are yours.

Let's pose a hypothetical here.
Who would "the trolls" or "the people in it for the lols" want to side with?
The cringy crying loser from tumblr who freaks out over being outed and caught samefagging when he tries to fake "shipping wars"?
Or would they rather side with the people who shit on the cringy loser who cries about having no friends and always catches the retard who tries to samefag?

Why the fuck would ANYONE side with a pathetic retard like you, !Akemi? No one wants to act like you, no one cares about your personal vendetta against people who shit on you.

>answering to all posts
I love how your brain is literally just shitting itself, !Akemi. You can't even type in correct English.

!Akemi, if you link a SINGLE time you've ever once attempted to actually pose a rational argument I'll never post again.

This is a safe bet, because as everyone knows, you've never done this.

>How do you even escape from this?
Lick her.

Jesus man, at least have him pay rent if he's going to be living in your head.

i acktually love him

Trap an arm, roll her off, double under pass. There’s no hurry either since both of her legs are over your shoulders so there’s no way you’ll get choked.

Why would I want to escape?

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That would be a beautiful death

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I wish Headscissors by anime characters 3 got scanned as well.

Valhalla awaits

Good.

>Troid deletes posts telling !Akemi to stop shitposting
>doesn't touch !Akemi's posts even though he's blatantly ban evading and metaposting
Amazing.

>him
Why do you always try to refer to yourself in the third person, !Akemi?

Why do you always try to pretend "ack" (a person that never even existed in the first place) doesn't live rent free in your head? Considering literally every single waking second of your life is based around trying to "troll" this made up boogieman.

Oh look, !Akemi's bumping his own shitposting thread again.

>all
>12 posts linked and outted as !Akemi
>xddd durrr u say every1 is akemi lol xdd i epic troll!
Tell me, why does every "person" who's accused of being !Akemi claim that EVERYONE is called !Akemi when in reality it's only a very select and exact posts?

>there is no use trying to argue with him.
Never ONCE have you actually attempted to make an argument, !Akemi. Literally all you do is cry that you're called !Akemi, and that if someone calls you !Akemi is means that everything in their post is wrong, even if the post has nothing to do with who you are, but how you are currently acting in the thread. And yes, !Akemi. It's obvious that all of these posts are yours.

Let's pose a hypothetical here. Who would "the trolls" or "the people in it for the lols" want to side with? The cringy crying loser from tumblr who freaks out over being outed and caught samefagging when he tries to fake "shipping wars"? Or would they rather side with the people who shit on the cringy loser who cries about having no friends and always catches the retard who tries to samefag?

Why the fuck would ANYONE side with a pathetic retard like you, !Akemi? No one wants to act like you, no one cares about your personal vendetta against people who shit on you.

It feels so great knowing that !Akemi is so consumed and obsessed with shitposting his life will never amount to anything. It's just so easy to go through a thread and pick out which posts are his. Like, he's literally fucking consumed with shitposting. It has taken over his life. And literally nothing anyone says to him will make him accept the reality of how he's not an "epic troll" and makes no one "triggered"

>xddd lol look at me pretend it's a rikka thread that's the problem and not me spamming shipping cancer YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA XDD!!!!!
This is your brain, !Akemi.

Hello again schizo. Could you at least post images to make your posts more tolerable? Thanks.

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easy
just bite her pussy

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Thank you for obsessively misusing the word 'schizo', !Akemi. It makes it very, very easy to tell who you are.

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That's hot, that's hot

Biting until tearing the flesh

Stop being so mentally ill.

Leglock thread? Leglock thread.

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I wish i was Yuta

>letting someone have the advantage and dominance over you
The moment she tries to put her legs and thighs around me from the front (I would never let her be behind me in the first place) I would immediately do a power up pose like dbz and squat down.
If she manages to have the hold on in time I smash her into the ground, walls or object.
If still holding on I bite her cunt off, crush her fingers or scratch her thighs off.

New to the threads, what's the deal with the mass replying schizo

He shows up in a bunch of places. Some think he's a bot, which if he isn't he's extremely dedicated. I've seem him go for 12 hours nonstop in a thread before.

>xddd lol shit lol lloololol i said i new so that meen i no lie and it look like every1 says schizo just leik meeee!!!
Imagine your brain being this mentally defective and you being so retarded you think it will actually fool anyone.

>xddd lol i said MASS REPLY again, loooook!!! everyone wants to ue the word i made up!!
You're just so pathetic.

No one is "mass replying", people are just linking your posts, !Akemi.

You are replying to yourself, !Akemi. No one actually believe any of the baseless garbage you shit out. There is no "some", you are literally the only person who thinks you're "ack" boogieman is real.

>all
>12 posts linked and outted as !Akemi
>xddd durrr u say every1 is akemi lol xdd i epic troll!
Tell me, why does every "person" who's accused of being !Akemi claim that EVERYONE is called !Akemi when in reality it's only a very select and exact posts?

>there is no use trying to argue with him.
Never ONCE have you actually attempted to make an argument, !Akemi. Literally all you do is cry that you're called !Akemi, and that if someone calls you !Akemi is means that everything in their post is wrong, even if the post has nothing to do with who you are, but how you are currently acting in the thread. And yes, !Akemi. It's obvious that all of these posts are yours.

Let's pose a hypothetical here. Who would "the trolls" or "the people in it for the lols" want to side with? The cringy crying loser from tumblr who freaks out over being outed and caught samefagging when he tries to fake "shipping wars"? Or would they rather side with the people who shit on the cringy loser who cries about having no friends and always catches the retard who tries to samefag?

Why the fuck would ANYONE side with a pathetic retard like you, !Akemi? No one wants to act like you, no one cares about your personal vendetta against people who shit on you.

It feels so great knowing that !Akemi is so consumed and obsessed with shitposting his life will never amount to anything. It's just so easy to go through a thread and pick out which posts are his. Like, he's literally fucking consumed with shitposting. It has taken over his life. And literally nothing anyone says to him will make him accept the reality of how he's not an "epic troll" and makes no one "triggered"

>xddd lol look at me pretend it's a rikka thread that's the problem and not me spamming shipping cancer YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA YUTA XDD!!!!!
This is your brain, !Akemi.

Take your meds
I don't get it, is it a barneyfag-tier yurifag who doesn't like the straight pairing?

Looks like a bot since it just responds to random posts with copypasted text.

rikka is shit

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>tfw have gf with nice thighs
feels nice bros

The absolute state of Yea Forums in 2019, kek. Who said this was the last good board left again?

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me getting leg locked

Is this why lewdposting threads dedicated to certain girls are immediately deleted, but other specific girls are allowed?

I'm smarter than you and i win everytime

Here goes the succ!

>leglocked and eating ass at the same time
god I wish

seek help dude

>leglocked and eating ass at the same time
With sexy underwear involved, mind you. God just imagine when she has your head in the perfect position then reaches to pull her panties aside so you can eat her ass.

Shipperfags are the biggest cancer in Yea Forums

Because only a fraction of you fucks actually do it.

I can only get so erect

>Yuta gets to enjoy this
I'm jealous

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Yuta is a sissy.

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Which needs to change

So?

>head scissors and mixed wrestling getting more popularity
my dick is quite pleased

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Mixed wrestling/fighting is better than regular sex scenes, especially if they're not one sided.

Imagine the smell

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Damn she hot

Agreed.

fuck off akemi

god I wish that were me

Bitches are cheap, Oxygen-chan is my only waifu

I don't have to.

oh god I wish it were me

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are you retarded? The mass of the bar is applied to a smaller area than when a person is sitting on your chest.

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Start licking until you catch her off guard.

Based Mikotofags.

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cute butt

God, imagine undoing that zipper and doing her from behind

Could you imagine wrestling with Rikka while she's wearing this?

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It would be over by the second she has her butt over my face.

That would disappoint her.

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Imagine escaping from THIS:
>she says "Hey, look over there!!" to distract you
>chloroforms you
>when you wake up she has you in that leglock with your arms tied to the bed
>"Be my boyfriend."
>"b-but you know I'm with someone right now!"
>"Do it or I'll choke you to death with my legs."
>begins wrapping her legs around your neck tighter

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>"b-but you know I'm with someone right now!"
I can't imagine this.

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I love when anime caters to my fetishes

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what acktually happened to him?

Stop this nonsense, just enjoy the calm.

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/e/ or /h/ leglock threads will always be superior.
True heaven is thinking you are going to have to pull out but then she does her legs like this at the last moment.

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So that is his weakness?

she thicc

He's sleeping or something. He'll be back soon enough.

nah
taboo sexual shit is much more sexy than openly sexual shit
a show showing ass out of nowhere is much hotter and cuter than going and finding ass in a sexual situation.

as such, these threads on Yea Forums are always hotter

Just wait until Mogudan sets in.

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What a fat ass. I love it

Texanons are here.

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ACCESS
FLAAAAAAAASH

God I wish that was me.

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I really wish they had let Rikka fight kaiju, or at least give her smaller enemies to wrap her thighs around and strangle to death.

Asuka is so beautiful

akemi is really cool and i want his babies

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You're either brain dead or retarded if you can't tell Austin is actually trying to cause problems and ruin threads.

It feels so great knowing that Austin is so consumed and obsessed with shitposting his life will never amount to anything. It's just so easy to go through a thread and pick out which posts are his. Like, he's literally fucking consumed with shitposting. It has taken over his life. And literally nothing anyone says to him will make him accept the reality of how he's not an "epic troll" and makes no one "triggered".

called it.

So predictable.

Why the spoiler?

>I called that I would shitpost and someone would tell me to stop shitpsoting!
You're retarded.
"I" called that you would freak out and necro bump your own thread.
"I" called that you would freak out over people replying to you.
"I" called that you would obsessively spam and shitpost with the same exact thing every single day for years straight because you're insane.

YOU are the one who's predictable.

Why reply to the same post three times?
Why go out of your way to post twice in the same minute even though everyone knows you're samefagging?

>someone
No, I mean you specifically.

I love ACK!

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>only one person in the world is against shitposters an bad threads!
Imagine being this psychotic and schizophrenic.