Would you a 2000 years old hag?
Would you a 2000 years old hag?
Jason Adams
Jaxon Brown
>character is 2000 years old
>looks like a teenager
>is as naive as a teenager
>has the personality/attitude of a teenager
So what's the point? She's a teenager in all but factual age. They could've at least given her more hidden depths. People literally two millennia younger than her are still clearly her senior in every way.
Adrian Ortiz
Age in anime is fucking meaningless. I could draw a woman that is clearly meant to look almost 70 years of age, and then say she's 13. And you couldn't prove me otherwise.
Cameron Ramirez
I'd a 1000 year old hag
Matthew Turner
FUCK GOBLINS.
Angel Hernandez
Absolutely.
Carter Sanchez
>doesn't even have tits
fucking worthless
she deserves to be gobbed for these shit genes
Cooper Howard
Best girl. Yes, with a second thought. For the record though, she is a high elf whose mental age should be relative a teen in human age.
Joshua Reyes
Maybe
Blake Ward
get the fuck out of here with your fat glob titty logic.
flat is justice
William Morgan
>knife-ears
Thanks but no thanks.
Jackson Jackson
Even if she was 3000.
Liam Sanders
I feel sorry for you.
Mason Cox
Yes.
Jace Morales
She's not even 1000, and calling her a hag is the last thing you would do.
Jeremiah Perez
Would you save used goods and see she never comes to harm again vigorously?
Angel Sanchez
Liam Sanders
Erufu and deer.
Camden Morales
Yes but not her.
Benjamin Jones
Lizard Bro would
Jose Davis
He needs to become a dragon first, right now she is way out of his league.
Jace Cruz
absolutely
Elijah Gomez
Yes
Tyler Clark
lizard bro gonna be dippin his wick in long ears guts
Jack Russell
Imagine how many dicks she's had over two dozen lifetimes
Kevin Barnes
>Need to sharpen weapons
>Need a flat surface to lay out everything
>Elf right there
Perfect.
Jason Reyes
At least one too few.
Liam Price
2000 seems like such a silly number.
Long lifespan or not there are tons of implications that come with "alive for 2000 years" that just don't seem to exist in this character.
Nicholas Brooks
She's only 363 years old.
Samuel Martinez
I'm getting my Erufu volume tomorrow.
Michael Rivera
Its fine overall no complaints here
Logan Butler
So is that confirmation that Lizard Priest can live for a gorillion years too or is he just avin a giggle?
Daniel Russell
I would this ones.
Eli Collins
Lizardmen have human lifespan but dragons are inmortal so he wants to become one.
Ian Ross
Fun fact: Creating Priestess in GS TRPG is harder than creating Haruhi.
Easton Gray
I thought he was becoming a Naga.
Nathaniel Phillips
Nagas are dragons
Andrew Roberts
It depends on whether she is a 2000 years old virgin elf with a personality and insecurity of a teenager or not.
Dominic Moore
That's the plan.
Hunter Robinson
Is it because of the dumb hat?
Joseph Morris
Jacob Brown
With dumb hat it is pure GM feat because the item isn't even in item list, unlike Holy Sword.
Grayson Long
As long as she doesn't suddenly age in the next 100 years, sure.
Chase King
She's not the same without the dumb hat.
Joseph Gomez
This guy isn’t wrong
Nor is this guy
Jaxon Bailey
Based Satan.
Jack Brown
What the fuck is going on?
Lincoln Young
But Lizard Bro is for Cow Girl.
Jace Rodriguez
Cow Girl is the cake baker.
Ryder Gomez
Lizardbro is for (you)
Christopher Evans
classic trick: pointing to age (irrelevant for knifears) trying to deflect attention from the REAL problem of lack of tits
Joshua Baker
Finally, I am gonna start reading the ebook version until the physical book arrives.
Michael Ramirez
Wait tomorrows volume is one about Elf?
Brandon Jones
Yeah but I'd feel sorry for her for having such a short life so please don't.
Colton Adams
Yes.
Jonathan Kelly
Too be fair she actually has an excuse for that unlike most of the other ones.
Wyatt Ward
Brandon King
Yay I hope it gets pirated right away.
Sebastian Ortiz
Can you imagine how much cock has passed by those lips? That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper and leave it shinier.
Luke Cooper
She is becoming "him".
John Adams
Anyone want a babu?
Nicholas Hall
I want a Sword Maiden
Ethan Jackson
No chainmail, no deal.
Angel Bailey
in the last gob slay doujin i read she said 2000 is considered very young for an elf so hell yeah. id let her call me orcbolg any day
Jordan Cox
Good Erufu, that's how you talk to useless gods.
Blake Mitchell
Are elves really that developmentally stunted? Imagine being 2000 years old and still having the mental attitude of a somthing-teen year old human
Ryder Bennett
I would rape her
Juan Jackson
Only japanese elves written by retarded authors that slap nils to their age because that's what they think elves do, without ever considering what that actually mean to the character or the heavy world-building implications.
Robert Barnes
Why are these two so goddamn pure & cute?
Jack Ward
Guess who is the one thinking this.
Ayden Williams
Dwarf.
Evan Moore
Childhood friend obviously.
Owen Cox
Why obviously?
Zachary Peterson
Because childhood friend, especially the non-tsundere, is the easiest.
Kevin Sanchez
Absolutely. Flat elves are life.
Isaac Clark
Shiv? Absolutely, cunt is obnoxious and deserve the gobbing. I wish all those gobbing doujins were canon.
Nathaniel Morales
i demand a link to this doujin
Ethan Williams
Is that 2000 years old thing a mistranslation? It just sounds ridiculous. 200 years old seems more likely given that she behaves like a child.
Bentley Perry
Even 200 years would be absolutely retarded. Most japs can't write this fictional race for shit.
Dylan Harris
Why do the elves call goblin slayer orcbolg when he kills goblins, not orcs?
Ian Martinez
Reference to Lord of the Rings, where orc and goblin can be synonymous.
Jaxson Jones
Actual in-universe mistranslation. Same reason for Dwarf calling him Beard Cutter.
Lucas Lee
Lots of fantasy/sci-fi writers have a sense of scale problem. A few hundred years is already a very, very long time.
William Garcia
>>is as naive as a teenager
>>has the personality/attitude of a teenager
People don't retain or easily recall characteristics and knowledge if they are not used often.
What's the point in being socially aware if you lived 100 years in the woods then have to adjust to a changed more progressive society for only 20 years?
Can't walk around half nude because of new 'norms and values', can't go anywhere because you need this new 'paper money' stuff, your knowledge of the world is outdated by 300 years so you come across as a retarded and edgy teen that never attended a modern school. You struggle to speak in that tacky 21st century 'English', it fast food, sleep with light and noise pollution and so on.
Honestly, any ageless character that's at least trying to appear 'hip and jiggly with it' deserves to be applauded.
Jose Cook
That is implying that live in the woods is entirely static. Time doesn't flow differently in the woods. She has the same 24/7 for social interactions among other elves, to learn, study, read, write, train, listen. Things must happen that have an impact on her and we know that they have a social life.
Michael Ramirez
>among other elves
Elves are usually very static and isolationist as far as their societies in most books I've read go.
She would nothing about the supposed backwater races beyond the safe and civilised woods
Nicholas Wright
Depends on if the author goes for standard woodniggers or actually advanced elven civilization that also happen in many books and settings. Also we already saw many elven adventurers, so I don't believe that they are that isolate. Furthermore that doesn't disprove my argument that she will still have plenty of time for social interactions that led her grew as a person beyond "naive teenager".
Wyatt Smith
I would every single girl from Towako.
Gavin Brooks
user explains it before. It is based on this sword, but using Orcrist will put the author in legal problem. Also Dwarf calls him Biter & Lizard Priest calls him Goblin Cleaver. All of them referencing this sword, but of course, it flew right past the official translator.
Ryan Kelly
I'm surprised he didn't think it was some form of goblin.
Ryder Gomez
Hell yeah. The elf was the best thing about this series.
Angel Carter
That's a feature, not a bug