Why are dumb/ditzy girls always the hottest ones in any given anime?

Aqua thread you say?

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I once dated a girl who was a huge ditz, I had to constantly define words and concepts for her. She would be easily upset yet easily won over. I really got off on it. I now get off to dumb anime girls like Aqua who is a useless goddess.

The things I'd do to her ass...

go on...

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paint it black

That's some tasty looking meat. I take it.

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dumb frogposter

Megu's more hotter than her

Well, that ends the panty debate.

I'm pretty sure there must be scientific reason for it. But my research proposal into this gets rejected time and again. Don't know why.

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Prepare for June. Something is coming. And it starts look better and better.

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this is the lewd aqua thread?

then I'll save these for the next cute one

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Cutest

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because you think they'd be dumb enough to sleep with you

You fags may think this is hot shit, but I’ll give you my hot take on this: dumb and ditzy girls are so much better when they actually try their hardest to not be dumb and ditzy

Correct, but only when they fail

ERIS PADS HER BREASTS

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because if they were dumb and ugly why the fuck would they even be around? therefore, if they are dumb, they must at least be pretty.

You won, user. Go ahead, do whatever you want.

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Because you are insecure about your own intelligence.

Why does Aqua care about that? Isn't she aware of how erotic her ass is?

You asked for it.

Now you have to see this!

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>too much ass
>not much else

agreed.

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I'm new to Yea Forums, and how do I use it

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Soon or later!
youtube.com/watch?v=oNIxrK5yGwI

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you don't, reddit might be better for you, friend :^)

I understand that the entire movie industry is only so successful because they rely on "hype" to get people to see their movies, but I don't like to buy into the hype, or watch trailers, because it ends up spoiling everything and ruining the movie. You sit there during the movie and wait for the scenes from the trailer to happen.

Sora why did you agree to do that?

When is this coming ouut? Where? And when? I need some answers here!

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Pragmatic philosophy, also not getting hyped means you'll reduce the disappointment if it's trash and lower the bar of expectations for it to be considered decent or better.
But what's that got to do with hydrotits?

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Aqua is adorable.
Hard to think about her sexually though.

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Ahhh, now I get it.

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What's the context for this?

>Hard to think about her sexually
Really?

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>Wanting cold, dead pussy.

Dating a dumb girl eventually makes you her babysitter.

What the hell were they thinking when they came up with this scene?

When an announcement happens! Closest chance is with seventh volume next month.

>Show off her booty.

>literally boobiesuba on steroids
can't wait. hope they'll get the boobie physics(tm) just right

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A reminder that this series just got even own version of Megumin.

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Whelp, time to abuse my authority to corrupt and innocent and take advantage of poor to non-existent sex-ed.

whos this bimbo?

That's the cool thing with dumb girls. Super lewd stuff isn't even forced. It all happens naturally. Just as nature intended.

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Mio from K-On.

I've never watched any Konosuba, but the more I see people talk about it, the more it seems like one of those anime that you basically watch with your dick in your hand.

Now this an explosion midget. Absolutely based.

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>thread about dumb girls
>aquafags raid it as their own
And thats why you never use an images of that slut retard.

Don't fall for the midget meme. It's for boobie connoisseurs only.

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I don't really mind Aqua, but I was hoping there would be other shit here

cause theyre so stupid they might go out with me

Lesson learned, never post her. You are just attracting aquatards

What? Really?

Until knowing this I didn't like Eris. Now I know she's secretly superior under the disgusting fat chest disguise.

well besides the fact that she is pain freak wich i dont like... darkness is my favorite eye candy ; )

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How about you actually post shit instead of just whining?

Her freakiness is the best part though. You could do literally anything to her and get away with it.

You don't need anything besides ass

Why would i bump this thread even more? Id rather watch it get archived.

Should've posted a crossover image of Aqua, Aho Girl, Satania, and Yukko. They're the Four Pillars of Retardation. If you were to create an objective scale for intelligence, you could reasonably and accurately have all four of them serve as the base line for absolute stupidity and the very thing to judge all other measurements off of.

That's what happens when you date any woman unless you're a beta that lets them tell you what to do 24/7. Women are childish and irrational by nature.

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