Jeanne D'arc

Give me some Saint!

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Any Jeanne or just Fate Jeanne?

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mostly fate but I'll take any :)

>kissanime

I have lots of both

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XD I didn't feel like removing the water mark. Too much effort lol

Meguca Jannu deserves more love.

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Jeanne is so great

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>Historically confirmed to have dark hair
>All japanese adaptations of her have her as a blonde
I will never understand

I'd say that it's because the Japanese associate blonde hair with foreigners, but I've seen western media depicting her with blonde hair.

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When the 700 soldiers refused to surrender, Jeanne promised them
>You will be massacred
And Jeanne is a keeper of promises.

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I want to do unspeakably heretic stuff to Meguca Jannu.

Please do not!

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Reminder that Jeanne
>Was extremely pious
>Was extremely nationalistic
>Was extremely pure
>Was extremely beautiful
>Had large breasts
>Had toned legs
>Had a slight tan
>Had black hair that she cut short
>Had a low, enthralling voice
>Was really smart despite being illiterate
>Was always on the offensive in battle
>Was 5’2”
>Loved cannon
>Loved her country
>Loved God
>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
>Had top tier bants
>Could maybe predict the future
>Was the best!

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It's funny because the French aren't even known for having blonde hair.
When I think of a French person, an image of dark hair comes to mind. Maybe that's just me though.

I think "being nationalistic" meant something different back then. I'm not strong in French history, but back then, with all the splintered states and principalities in Europe, being "nationalistic" was associated simply with wanting to have a unified nation. It's not so much about what it is today, namely "reeee keep the muslims out"

>When I think of a French person, an image of dark hair comes to mind.
That's because they're a bunch of fucking Gauls. Look at the Roman depictions of them and it's like they thought they were cavemen.

That's true. Her main goal was to have a French king rule over France and to remove the English so that her country would be united again.

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You got both wrong. Nationalistic means being proud of your nation, defending it, and putting the wellbeing of your nation and its people above others. Which is generally the purpose of any government from tribal level to imperial. It's a community structure that's supposed to be of benefit to the people it governs. Any nationalist a thousand years ago would simply look at the pros and cons of X from that point of view. Why do you think things like the Reconquista happened?

The main difference today is that people are fighting over how something like mass immigration is good or bad for a country. And that's a debate to have, with statistics and facts. Neither side is unnationalistic at its root.

When people get fucking mad is when non-citizens are treated as equally important or more important than citizens. That's antithetical to the purpose of a state.

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You always post the same fact list in every. Single. Jeanne thread.

Without fail

It's just a reminder!

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Man her song was good, fun threads.

Beauty and the Beast is my goto for depiction of French people

Still my favorite Disney movie

> This Maid has a certain elegance. She has a virile bearing, speaks little, shows an admirable prudence in all her words. She has a pretty, woman’s voice, eats little, drinks very little wine; she enjoys riding a horse and takes pleasure in fine arms, greatly likes the company of noble fighting men, detests numerous assemblies and meetings, readily sheds copious tears, has a cheerful face; she bears the weight and burden of armor incredibly well, to such a point that she has remained fully armed during six days and nights

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french whore

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Jeanne is one of the few girls in history to have official documents, eyewitness accounts, and trial recordings talking about how pure she is

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>Historically confirmed to have dark hair
Source? I'm pretty sure historians know all about her haircut, but nobody ever bothered to write down her hair colour.

Her design is honestly amazing and I can't help but think about it. I wish I could though because I already fell in love with another girl so I don't want to be thinking about others

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BIG
DORAGON
DICK

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Wasn't it the other way around?
>From the letter addressed to the citizens of Riom. This Letter came to light among the archives as recently as 1844.
>The interesting point about it is that a single black hair had been pressed into the wax of the seal by a finger. The custom whereby the writer of a letter plucked a hair from his head and pressed it into his seal was frequent at the time; it was an additional guarantee of the authenticity of the document; so it may be taken as reasonably certain that the hair came from Jeanne’s head, which gives additional confirmation to the tradition that she was ´black and swart`
>Sadly, the single black hair and the wax seal have since been lost, even though the letter itself is still intact in the archives.

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Oh my, Look who's finally here. Seems like the Brits will never get over it.
T. German

The French royalty were so thankful for Jeanne's efforts, they kept the promise to her for her hometown to not have to pay taxes for over 200 years. This amazes me so much. Like how many generations of kings see this town not paying any taxes ever for years, but never even think of forcing taxes on them because of what Jeanne did for her country.
That's just amazing love and dedication to her memory man, its so heartwarming.

It's a very pretty design, but I've always loved dress armors with extremely flow-y bottom halves.. I find it a bit amusing that they merged her short hair with a long French braid.

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Unfortunately, the newly crowned king and Jeanne had extremely differing ideas on how to end the war. While Jeanne was extremely aggressive and wanted to ride the momentum she made, Charles was overly cautious and sought to make more treaties. All four of Jeanne's defeats can be attributed directly to the king.

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>ywn die while Jeanne rests your head on her lap and listens to you confess your sins and say your last words while she attempts to comfort you

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So, Jeanne was a hero and the king was the king of France.

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Essentially. While he was extremely grateful towards her, he took too many safe options.

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>you will never look upon Jeanne's beautiful naked body and be so fully smitten with her beauty and charm that not all vulgar, sexual thoughts are immediately erased from your mind and you can continue dedicating yourself wholly to saving France under her command

Are there any anime/manga/vidya that have canonical bloodthirsty Jeanne and not some sort of wallflower that hates violence?
The only thing I can think of is that PSP game

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Are there any Jeannes that were too peaceful? I know Fate Jeanne is watered down from real life, but she still thought of calling down kinetic bombardment on her enemies since it would have been the most efficient option.

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>5’2”
IMAGINE getting on your knees in prayer with her and praying to God on Sunday with your 14 kids (with #15 on the wy).

What about that one anime that aired a couple seasons ago where Gilles was the MC and Jeanne was his cute loli waifu that also turned into some violent killing machine? I didn't watch it because it sounded fucking awful and retarded.

>ywn be so enlightened by her beauty, purity, and determination that you storm and conquer a fortified city in a week
>the same fortified city that wasn't damaged at all during the months of siege before Jeanne arrived

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Ulysses: Jeanne d'Arc. I stuck around for a few threads to talk about her, but I eventually left. I feel bad that the threads died so quickly.

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Oh Jeanne, you're so perfect. I'm just a sinner that doesn't deserve you.

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I imagine that every night, user.

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It makes sense. How quickly do you think everyone would beat the shit out of you or fucking murder you for daring to sully the virginal hero of France who's talking directly to goddamn angels?

Jeanne was probably the most inspiring general to work under. Can you imagine fighting for a beautiful young girl who cares about you and scares off your enemies?

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She's so beautiful

Working out with Jeanne!

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I want to marry her

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>ywn kiss Jeanne

Filthy fucking heretic. I will burn you on a stake for daring to sully La Pucelle.

>Joan of Arc
>Blond

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Do not assume this desire is formed merely by an attraction to her physical appearance! It is her entirety that I love.

>We will never get a tan Jeanne with short, black hair

>Literal evil clone is more in character with the actual Jeanne than the main Fate Jeanne
What did Type Moon mean by this?

Fate Jeanne is mostly missing her sharp tongue and her teasing nature

I'm disappointed that so little images focus on her toned legs

Dark Jeanne > Jeanne Alter

Nice thread
That's incredibly wrong

It sadly did nothing to quicken the Canonization process I'm afraid to say.

HELP ME, ANONS
I WANT TO HOLD JEANNE'S HANDS AND KISS HER AND HUG HER AND FIGHT FOR HER AND DIE FOR HER AND MARRY HER AND LIVE FOR HER AAAAAAAAA

She still got canonized. Her memory was suppressed during the Revolution, wasn't it?

Jeanne Wick

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it's only my dig at the Vatican for taking so damm long as per usual in these matters anyway.

Verified documents from both sides too. The English account of her time in captivity and trial is almost as flattering as the French ones about her battle prowess.

The Burgundians who captured her gave her a bunch of praise for her ferocity in battle and for her loyalty to her soldiers, even if those soldiers weren't the most loyal to her. She was also very good with the lance and the sword, though she preferred taking her banner to battle.

You may be correct, but to play the devil's advocate Jeanne's "fugg the Angloids :DDD" attitude may have been the start of French nationalism.

He's not wrong.

She was mostly forgotten before the revolution had even begun (France was all about Saint Louis at the time.... understandable given that Saint Louis was fucking based). Her memory was suppressed during the most radical phase (1793-1795, right after the king was executed for treason) but Napoleon revived her memory to a much greater extent than ever before (for nationalistic purposes of course).

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>XD
jfc

It helps that Jeanne is perfection. Who wouldn't be proud to have her love your country?

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How is she so great?

She's one of those people who come around rarely in history, who change the course of events by their mere presence. If it wasn't history, the notion of a peasant girl reversing the course of a war and saving a kingdom would be a flight of pure fantasy. But it happened. Jehanne was a real human being, who lived and died and in so doing changed the course of the Hundred Years War. You could not make it up.

It also helps that she was so great as a person

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>kissanime
It's shit.
Kill yourself.

The difference between history and fiction is that fiction has to be plausible.

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>tfw people would call Jeanne a Mary Sue if she was only a fictional character

Jeanne is for impregnating while Martha is away!

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>you will never replace the rage and hatred in her heart with love and thoughts of vanilla sex and handholding

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>implying I wouldn't want both

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Boring and inferior Jeanne

All Jeannes are great in their own way, but they all pale compared to IRL Jeanne

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HERESY

Is it heresy to say that the real Jeanne, the one hand crafted by God, is superior to all of her imitations?

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Even an imitation can surpass the original!

God's creation, so nobly and divinely crafted, shall not be so easily copied and refined. Jeanne was perfection in many fields, to the point where it seemed contradictory. She was gentle and feminine, but also a fierce warrior. She was content and unambitious, but also a ruthless general who focused on attack. She was kind and polite, but with a sharp tongue that bit into anyone she deemed necessary to put down. A combination of all of the best qualities of humanity, condensed into one peasant girl.

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he real Jeanne blows all fictional recreations out of the water.
She was batshit fucking crazy and was responsible for more Englishmen shitting themselves than any illness throughout history.
My favorite story about her was when she was climbing a ladder up to some ramparts and an English soldier grabbed a brick and hurled it down at her, hoping to make her fall. It struck her in the face but she didn't flinch, yelp, or slow her advance, she just glared at the guy and started climbing faster. She also needed to be picked up and carried off the field more than once because she refused to stop fighting despite having suffered serious injuries, and she would scream and flail and demand to be put down so she could keep killing Englishmen the whole time.

I love how absolutely cold she could be in battle. I mentioned the Siege of Jargeau, where 700 English soldiers attempted to hold the city against her. After they rejected her demands for surrender, she simply said, "You will be massacred." When the walls soon fell, she made true on her word. The English army went from some dominant force that couldn't be beaten to a mess that ran away from the thought of a peasant girl.

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It's filled with tsundere vanilla love and hand holding.
I am sure Jeanne would approuve.

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Mon dieu...

I love how this contrasts with how she was off the battlefield. When she was fighting or commanding, she was very polite and humble and a bit shy. She would joke around with her soldiers a lot, teasing them about insecurities or making them blush a lot. She would comfort the dying on both sides, since they were all Catholics. She would often cry at the sight of casualties once everything was over, regretful that more lives had to be lost.

Not unless it was after marriage

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>that first one

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I wish I was married to Jeanne

>No saint gf
>ywn marry her
>tfw no happy christian family
Why we still here?

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Being so CUTE and BASED is wrong on so many levels

Honestly speaking the fact that English still hate her is probably one of biggest signs that she was chosen by God
After all heretics hate what's holy

She also hated prostitute. She was running after them and yelled at them.

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Based Jeanne keeping her soldiers pure

>Joan of Arc was not stuck at the cross-roads, either by rejecting all the paths like Tolstoy, or by accepting them all like Nietzsche. She chose a path, and went down it like a thunderbolt. Yet Joan, when I came to think of her, had in her all that was true either in Tolstoy or Nietzsche, all that was even tolerable in either of them. I thought of all that is noble in Tolstoy, the pleasure in plain things, especially in plain pity, the actualities of the earth, the reverence for the poor, the dignity of the bowed back. Joan of Arc had all that and with this great addition, that she endured poverty as well as admiring it; whereas Tolstoy is only a typical aristocrat trying to find out its secret. And then I thought of all that was brave and proud and pathetic in poor Nietzsche, and his mutiny against the emptiness and timidity of our time. I thought of his cry for the ecstatic equilibrium of danger, his hunger for the rush of great horses, his cry to arms. Well, Joan of Arc had all that, and again with this difference, that she did not praise fighting, but fought. We know that she was not afraid of an army, while Nietzsche, for all we know, was afraid of a cow. Tolstoy only praised the peasant; she was the peasant. Nietzsche only praised the warrior; she was the warrior. She beat them both at their own antagonistic ideals; she was more gentle than the one, more violent than the other. Yet she was a perfectly practical person who did something, while they are wild speculators who do nothing. It was impossible that the thought should not cross my mind that she and her faith had perhaps some secret of moral unity and utility that has been lost. And with that thought came a larger one, and the colossal figure of her Master had also crossed the theatre of my thoughts.

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>Jeanne was chaste and she hated this kind of women who follow the armies. One day, at Saint-Denys, on the return of the coronation of the king, I saw her pursuing a young prostitute with a sword in her hand; she even broke her sword in this pursuit.
From Duke d'Alençon during her trial

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Rin and Sakura should fear the saint

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>Jeanne will never cheer you on while being by your side

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It is strictly impossible for an imitation to surpass the genuine article.

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Hey Christfags, is extremely kinky sex sinful if its done after marriage?

Sodomy is a sin, yes.

Sex is for procreation not for pleasure.

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Guess I'll become a muslim then.

It's even stricter for Muslims, I think

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Sex for pleasure is allowed as long as you are married.

Alhamdulillah, please visit your nearest imam

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>Wearing casual clothes
>Still has on the horseshoe
I hate when fan art does this. It's fine when she's in her normal outfit, but there's no need for it when she's in other clothes. Even in the game, she takes it off when she's in her swimsuit, dress, or Shinjuku outfit.

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damn what a cute jeanne, would break chastity with

>kissanime
jeannefags everyone

We don't have blonde hair, the world is just retarded

Bladestorm Jeanne is very cute

In order for Justice to be done some seemingly evil or barbaric actions need to be done. The actions you describe define Jeanne D'Arc in her more bodily form. The terror she wrought in the eyes of men is vicious like God when angered. Jeanne is both human and angel like given her natural beauty and graciousness. Both of them are true, but only the pure maiden one is remembered in the captivated minds of those that know her name. The same goes for King Arturia.

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Not by Fate lore, it ain’t

I want to pray with Jeanne

The north is full of blond people

We, french, have black hair

Good night, Jeannefags. Please keep the thread alive while I'm asleep

Many french are blond in the north of France

>Saint Louis was fucking based
>Tries to invade my country
>Dies shitting himself in his tent

I hope you all subscribe to her fanzine.

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I love her so much.

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What's written on the right ? I'm not sure but it seems to be
>Louis tu es toujours dans mon cœur
>Allez ? Et n'ayez crainte

Why do people care about Sieg's onahole?

Brown is considered blonde in most places in the world. But yeah, I think of Nordics as blonde. Not French or british

Actually, Jeanne never stood still long enough to have a portrait of her painted. Blonde was seen as a color of purity compared to dark hair, so there are images of Jeanne from hundreds of years ago that do depict her with light hair.

I fully believe that every bad thing that keeps happening to England is literal divine punishment for them killing her so long ago.

If you guys love Jannu so much why don't you convert to Catholicism and choose her as your patron saint at confirmation? If you repent of your sinful ways and live a pious life you may even see her in heaven.

Hirano Kouta agrees, which is why he had Dracula try to destroy England. Funny thing is, Dracula was born later in the year that Jeanne died.

If Gilgamesh is the king of heroes, Jeanne is the queen of waifus .

How do i convert ?

Saint Louis biggest achievement wasn't military.

Go to your local Catholic church and ask to talk to a priest.it's typically a one year process with you receiving baptism at the Easter vigil mass

Which really puts into perspective about how she claimed she had never actually killed anyone in battle and the English couldn't prove otherwise.

>The French set the Grand Master of the Knights Templar on fire and the house of Capet went extinct shortly afterwards.
>The English set Joan of Arc on fire and the house of Lancaster goes extinct shortly after as well.

Why do we love her so much bros?

God has his ways to deal with such snake-tongues

But user I'm already born and raised Roman catholic

>when the BBC does a documentary about La Pucelle
>"modern doctors believe she was likely suffering from several mental disorders"
>"her trial was well-documented, where she broke down under questioning from the English prosecutor"
>"The Catholic Church had little reaction to her death, at least until her image was revived by Napoleon prior to Waterloo for nationalist purposes, and she was then sainted"

Perfidious Albion indeed.

>BBC
Didn't the BBC cast a black woman as Angevin nobility?

But this is the real life. It works differently.

I'm christian and I absolute love Jeanne.

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Bump

I've been Catholic since I was a born

Disgusting lying snakes. There is absolutely nothing to suggest Jeanne had a mental illness besides hearing voices. In all other areas, she functioned like a normal person. She broke down once during the six months of questioning, when they told her they would burn her on the stake, but she immediately got back up again. The Catholic Church excommunicated her persecutors and pronounced her innocent on the request of her mother. Filthy vermin, these people are nothing but rats. I'm genuinely angry, wow.

>BBC
>bongs hating Jeanne
Nigga, they went as far to ban the passion of Jeanne.

Because she was a girl who wanted a simple life, was filled with love, and had a strong will. She was kind and virtuous, but made sure that no evil was performed in her presence. She was a tragic figure.

I can't think of a single girl more waifuable than Jeanne.

British media is bent on destroying everything that is pure and good, to propagate atheism, homosexuality and other degeneracy.

Are we forgetting that all her relics were destroyed, not by the British, but by the French when France instituted De-Christianisation during the Revolution? When France briefly became an officially atheist nation?

Based

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>yen help Jeanne learn how to read and write

Why is she telling me to keep quiet?

So you can hear the cannon fire

I will shoot my canon in her fortress if you know what I mean.

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You'd personally defend her with your own cannon to make up for her lack of defensive tactics?

My favourite thread has appeared!

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Reminder that Jeanne was an expert in artillery. Perhaps the best of her time.

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How fast is Jeanne?

The fastest saint in the world!

Jeanne is pure love!

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I love her!

Me too!

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To bad she's God's waifu now, take all infinite inches of his omnipotent D.

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Jeanne love!

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Please, user, I don't want to get aroused by this depiction of the saint

Why would you get aroused by this?

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Remember how Jeanne broke the servers?

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Do not lewd Catholic saints.

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Have any more annoyed Jeannes?

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Wow, this is hypnotic

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Maybe if we fuse both Jeannes we get the ultimate Jeanne (True). Similar design but with black short hair, charming, humble and kind but also snarky, sarcastic and slick.

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What if we fused every single Jeanne together?

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We get RL Jeanne.

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Why?

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She wouldn't want that

I am sure she would understand

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Jeanne is for a pure and wholesome relationship

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I can't help my corruption fetish

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Delete yourself immediately

I don't wanna.

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Reminder that Jeanne kicked someone in the balls so hard that they exploded and the guy had to get them amputated.

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Tough choice.

>He doesn't have mental blocks to avoid thinking anything lewd about Jeanne
get on my level
Yeah, it was some aristocrat that tried to rape her in prison and Jeanne BTFO him.

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>Jeanne was capable of traveling in her full armor for days, never getting exhausted
>only response to getting shot by arrows and hit by rocks was to angrily shout and command her men to keep on fighting
>said to have a nice musculature
Jannu strong

>beautiful
>described as having lovely breasts
>fit
>devoted to purging britbongs
>intended to go back home once the war was won, get married and have a family, as God intended
Could she be more perfect.

I can't think of any way. She was literally everything great with humanity.

Do you guys pray to Jeanne?

I pray to God. And I know she is up there in heaven.

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The greatest sin in the universe is that there isn't a set of edits removing her ponytail, and making her hair black to make her into the proper tomboy she's meant to be.

I've not been up to date with fate- but if her porn isn't anal centric/anal only, it's fucking worthless by default. Horny Schizy french light muscle crusader tomboy saints speaking dirty sacrilegious lines as they take it raw are a virtue that I have learned via an obscure western comic.

That said- it's a bonus Bluebeard has to the purity of his love for Jean- Man himself INVENTED several new forms of sodomy- had Jeane been alive- she'd have the greatest remodeled ass in all of France by the master of anal renaissance himself.

>That said- it's a bonus Bluebeard has to the purity of his love for Jean- Man himself INVENTED several new forms of sodomy- had Jeane been alive- she'd have the greatest remodeled ass in all of France by the master of anal renaissance himself.
Nigga, Gilles wouldn't dare to touch Jeanne. The man had only love and respect for her (even if he was a huge psycho that only got worse thanks to Prelati). And let's not forget that she had other people protecting her, like the giant La Hire.

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>Jean
>Get the cannons

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>Gilles
>lusting for Jeanne with vile sodomy
No.

That is the correct answer

You forgot one

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My wife is so cute.

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I had an image with a lot more Jeannes, but it's too large for Yea Forums

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I ask her to pay for me

Pray

Is there anything Jeanne wasn't good at?

She wasn't literate

>ywn protect Jeanne to your last breath

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Studying with Jeanne!

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I will do Jeanne's laundry!

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If you're going to post 3d Jeanne at least post the real one.

The perfect maiden.

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I'm actually surprised it took so long for the catholic church to declare her a saint. Wasn't the pope a puppet of the king of France during the hundred years war?

Far from it. The Popes often had bitter disputes with the kings of France.

It is a fact that if you don't love Jeanne, you have absolute shit taste

Disgusting

To lay my head on Jeanne's lap is my final wish

Half tempted to buy this

How many people did Jeanne kill?

Ok, I thought the pope was still a prisoner in Avignon. Turns out the papacy had already returned to Rome a short while after Agincourt.

Been doing my PhD in part on the History of the Catholic Church in France. Will not lie, the history of Jeanne was part of the inspiration in doing so.

Is that a major?

Learning artillery with Jeanne!

Flirting with Jeanne!

Marriage with Jeanne!

Having a loving family with Jeanne!

Going to the beach with pregnant Jeanne!

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She never learned to read and write. But she sure tried!

If you're infertile, are you not allowed to have sex?

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Indeed she did. Probably would have been able to learn, had she survived

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>ywn read a book written by Jeanne

Why is she so scared?

She saw your thoughts

Why does nothing every show her love of cannons?

LONG AND THICK

0, that's why she fought with her flag. She didn't want to kill anyone.

How many deaths did she order?

The death of countless brits, but those aren't human anyway

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Is it wrong to get an erection just by looking at how pure Jeanne is, even if it's a natural reaction?

Yes, probably

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>Dark haired Jeanne
>but with long hair
So close

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Good night, anons. Please keep the thread alive.

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Just pray it away, user

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Wasn't it mostly Burgrundians and English-sympathetic Frenchies?