Next week
Jojo Bizarre Adventure
How many seconds are we aiming boys?
It's going to be 20-30 seconds.
i wish that when the credit rolls all we can hear is the modern crusaders muffed by the screams of giorno
either that or maybe 20sec max
I LOVE GIO
We know, Bruno.
What did Gyro mean by this?
Hoping it will be a quality 30 seconds to my ears.
I LOVE BRUNO
We know, Polpo
We know, Abbacchio.
girls smell less than boys in general
Is Dio the hottest man in anime?
I haven't enjoyed a single anime or manga i tried since I got into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. It's spoiled me
>Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. If you really know me, you will know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him."
Imagine how better the manga would be if Araki wasn't so against callbacks
Have to agree with you there,but the story could get even more complicated, by a huge amount, but I'm sure Araki could've pulled it off.
He wanted a mate for his little Teddy (boy).
He wanted a companion for his teddy
>Giorno in part 6
>Kira and Shinobu's daughter is a jobro
>Valentine's supporters in part 8
>Grown up Josuke being tossed around as a healer in critical situations in 5 and 6
So much potential
>Kira and Shinobu's daughter
stop reading here
No this would have sucked ass. Also Dio caring about giorno sureee
A blond baby is born
It's been a while since I've read Part 6, but why didn't Jotaro bring Josuke or Koichi with him if he knew he was walking into Pucci's trap?
Jotaro had to job so jolyne would get overshadowed
Because Araki doesn't like callbacks. Bringing Josuke, Koichi, Rohan and now matured Okuyasu who may as well be one of the strongest characters at that point makes perfect sense in the universe
*wouldnt
So Koichi and Josuke would just volunteer for a suicide mission? They lived through Killer Queen so they know the stakes, why join up just to be murdered?
Jotaro knew Whitesnake wasn't a stand he could best, only logical that Whitesnake+ was going to be something even worse
>Jotaro knew Whitesnake wasn't a stand he could best
Only because he had to protect Jolyne and walked right into a trap.
>stops time vs speed up time
Jotaro would have won if Jolyne wasn't there
I don't care so long as they don't fuck up the WRRRRYYYY like the PS2 game did.
He needed help, but yeah it was only his feelings for Jolyne that got him killed
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Giorno's muda are pretty good so I think they won't
You guys have the better version of this?
The 3 page ORAORA from the Steely Dan fight in Stardust crusaders took 20 seconds. I know Davidpro pays attention to details, so I'm pretty sure we'll have a 50 seconds to one minute MUDAMUDA.
Kensho Ono is really great
I can imagine it would be shit, judging by the callbacks in Steel Ball Run that ruined the fucking part.
Who's your favorite VA in part 5? They're all doing such a great job so it's hard to pick for me.
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This better play during the build-up. What an underused track.
Why’d they plug Ciocco up in the anime?
Too many holes are troubling to animate.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on part 8?
I just finished part 7, and I'm a bit unsure of what to do. Is it almost finished, and is much of it colored? I'm pretty spoiled with colored scans at this point, so I'd prefer to wait until it's all colored. Also, where to read?
this same reason why secco lost a bunch of stitches as well.
Risotto's was the best. Giorno and Narancia are stand outs too
Diavolo
>this plays during the scene before the MUDA
>stops while Giorno explains the beetle
>piano part of his main theme starts when Cioccolata starts begging for his life
I hope so, but the Part 5 anime is at a faster pace than the Part 3 anime.
This. Besides the stands Josuke and co are just normal people with fairly normal motivations. They would chicken out of fighting a literal universe-buster.
Please no more main theme, it's so overdone. I love it, but I hope they give us something new for one of the most hyped up scenes in the manga.
Pucci could move in stopped time.
No, he just shortened the time stop
Can I get an HQ Mista+Giorno gun pose cap?
why do people keep saying The Hand is strong? he could barely go one on one with josuke and he has to touch you with his palm to erase something
Why is Secco immune to Green Day? Can Ciocolatta choose to prevent certain people from being affected or does Oasis protect Secco somehow?
based hair fag.
Is the same people who say that Purple Haze is broken af
The stand is insanely strong because of its mobility paired with instakill touch, but Okuyasu is a retard and therefore can't utilize it properly.
Sanctuary stops other stands from affecting him. He didn't get zippered by Zipper Man either
>muh i swaer on me dad's hankerchief
why do people say Valentine was a good guy ?
no one thinks Valentine is a good guy except 56%oids
Imagine being able to make anything disappear with the swipe of your hand
He moved his eyes.
In all fairness, he was willing to tarnish his own name and his dad's memory for the sake of the country. A true patriot.
Ignoring the fact that all the final villain/boss stands tend to be related to time fuckery, The Hand could easily be the stand of a main villain.
The only real weakness that it has is the fact that its kinda slow when compared to most punch ghosts.
BASED
what else would they use? Giornos theme isnt fast paced enough for a beatdown.
I just don't get why he bothered though.
He was certain he could convince Johnny, and he would have if he didn't bring the fucking gun. Why did he plan for failure so hard, going as far as to make Dio his successor?
And why the fuck the DIO, the most egoistical man on earth, followed his orders
Based and cutepilled
I know they're hard to animate but i still miss 'em. I felt like they made his whole costume much more interesting (same with Fugo's), now it just looks like a normal coat with a giant cross.
>50 seconds to one minute MUDAMUDA
That I at least understand.
Dio didn't have a reason not to follow Valentine, their goals coincided perfectly.
Dio needed Valentine to bring him to corpse world so he could own the corpse, and Valentine needed someone to guarantee the safety of the corpse in the vault, regardless of who owned it.
It's not like Dio would want to do something different, he needed the corpse to be somewhere safe as well.
I can barely notice a difference desu but I understand what you mean.
Oh ok,I thought you need needed the corpse to use its powers
>20 seconds of muda from giorno's perspective
>chocolate gets knocked out of his own body
>20 seconds of being muda'd from chocolates out-of-body experience pov
I trust DP to deliver
It's gonna be finished in maybe 2 year.
You'll get used to black and white.
Use Google
are those supposed to look like that or is it just a liberty the manga colorists took?
dio isn't even American either
>eliminates the og gang and takes mista on a date
Based sneaky Gio
I hope they had fun watching the constant stream of fireworks as time was accelerating.
I assume Araki meant them to be holes considering the part around those spaces is darker
That looks much better than plugged ciocco
I LOVE TRISH
calm down narancia
Too bad you’re for Giorno, Mista
Did they really need to repeat all that furigana?
no. Araki is a hack who uses dishonest fights to build forced hype
So this is what autism looks like
How many episodes is Golden Wind looking like to end up at, going by the pace the anime has been going? 38-40?
39, already confirmed since before airing
GIO IS THE CUTEST JOJO!
He sure fucking is!
What the fuck you guys told me that Mista bangs Trish. Did you lie to me?
Giorno x Mista x Trish is canon.
There will be riots if it's less than 30 seconds
*posts THE picture*
Please david just release the 3rd ost already I cant take this wait for risottos themes
I'm in the same place, I still like manga and anime but none of it compares
Read on mangadex, its colored up to about chapter 64. I thought I wouldn't like the black and white either but I kept reading jojolion and now I love the line work.
This is the power of moroccan Mista.
Trish isn't interested in white guys.
Is she a BBC enthusiast? What's with pink haired girls and black men?
Chadsta
>Mista
>White
Comes with the territory of being a size queen.
DP FUCKIN RELEASE IT I JUST WANNA LISTEN TO RISOTTOS AND SQUALOS THEMES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder part 9 will be the SBRverse counterpart of 5 but with Yakuza instead of Italian mafia.
Mista is southern italian
And Giorno is japanese english. Not that Giorno is straight enough to fuck Trish.
Mista is moroccan.
And Araki gets into a fatal car crash shortly after it begins.
Lucky for us Araki is barely a supervisor nowadays. The assistants willl continue with part 9.
Why would Araki make two parts set in Japan in a row?
Later Kiryutaro travels to china to fight Dio Dong the chinese leader of the triads.
Stop forcing your unfunny meme tard
Seething wh*toid
>wears sandals in early part 5
>not moroccan
steely dan got like 20 seconds of punchs. I'd imagine this one gonna be 40 seconds or more
I'll be forcing this from now on just to spite you.
Damn. Any videos of the bull slaying the whale with his chocolate sword?
Where's Tooru
Spoiler, the dindu is the fusion of Josuke and Tooru.
I want a Yasuho gf so badly
Part 8 looks like it's already having elements of 5.
Hospital = mafia
ceo of hospital/fingerless guy = diavolo
People are only trying to draw parallels to Part 5 because the anime is airing right now.
People have been doing that since before the anime.
Hayato's dub voice is pretty good.
The dub is actually pretty solid. I may actually prefer it to the japanese voices.
I love gyro even more now
Part 8 ends in a cosmic reboot. Part 9 is a retelling with Phantom Blood with but stands, Jonathan wins and destroys Dio at the end.
>tfw no fujo gf to cuck me while cosplaying Yasuho
This isn't fair
>Yasuho
>not Jolyne
You mean Trish
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yasuho would be more consistent with the lore
reminder that Araki will be 60 by the time part 8 ends and may not want to commit another 12 years to keep going
So this is canon, right? Josuke becomes a based black man and outcucks Tooru.
About chapter 86 of jojolion
Is araki redoing the part 5 diavolo thing with making the head doctors secret
Will the corpse of jesus be reintroduced into the story with the man in the jaccuzi
Why is araki splitting the main conflict right ow even before the head docter is defeated by adding in the rich women and the rich rock man who is also interested in equivalent exchange.
could yashuos old bf be the head doctor/ rocknigger
I feel like jojolion is getting interesting again finally. The body horror is still insane though
Hope Josuke gets a video of Yasuho giving a rimjob to the head doctor.
Is The World real name Holy Diver?
I want to cuck Mista with Giorno!
I miss them bros...
Araki creates new stands and power just to have opportunities to draw weird bodies
I love how detailed the monthly issues are.
I'm so glad Araki now works in seinen
Sisters, I can hardly wait to see Polnareff again.
>colorfags have to even color this based edit ruining it and making it look obviously fake
Yeah those are definitely holes but I can understand why DP ignored them
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>that ending
Hype
Reminder it took 18 years in real life from part 1 starting to 6 ending
And it's been 15 years since part 7 began
Parts 7 and 8 have been nearly half of JoJo
Will DP change their voices to reflect whose soul they have like cartoons do?
I hope not. I want Trish's VA speaking like Mista.
>VAs do impressions of each other
this is the best way to handle body swaps
Giorno VA face when reading script and seeing all those Muda’s
whens porunarefu
Not this friday, the one after that.
That would be more impactful if you're actually hearing a language you understand.
T for TRUMP
A 7 page muda dedicated to some literal rando cliche sadist anime doctor instead of the main villain?
Araki is a genius of subversion!!
Im sure nips understand japanese just fine. The anime is for them after all.
Even if you don't understand what's being said, all the characters have their own vocal patterns and way of speaking. Though I've seen people that don't even pick up on the stand names when said, but those people seem to not be listening to what's being spoken at all rather than it having anything to do with them not knowing Japanese.
>shitting on the 7-page muda
>Cliche
Murderous psychopath who puts himself in positions of dominance over others is cliche, and because he is above the base level of what a villain should be and because he Araki makes great minor villains he shouldn't get a cool scene, and it should all be concentrated on the BBE? I sure as fuck hope you're an anime only because what happens to Diavolo is far worse than what happens to Ciocco
Contrarians bro, say all sorts of shit for attention
Post your most dumbest headcanons. I'll start.
>Shinobu would love Kira even if she learned that this is not her husband and would even be okay with him sometimes returning home a bit later than usual.
I have a feeling a lot of people shit on things they actually like just to get a reaction. It's really not healthy.
Literally me. I shitpost on things I like most of the time.
That's actually a possibility.
>Hayato eventually tells his mom the truth about Kira
>She gets fucking revenge on her own kid and the gang because of how deeply Kira seduced her.
(OP)
muda muda muda muda
> Funny Valentine was actually honest about his promise to Johnny but he forgot to take get rid of the gun before coming back to the base universe and after Johnny tested him he realized he had no choice left.
I know the AU Diego plot line disproves this completely, but it's still a funny piece of headacanon.
BASED AND REDPILLED
ZA WARUDO XD
He also says that he'll do anything to kill Johnny before the gun test
The World is Jonathan Joestar's stand, and it has the power of every subsequent stand of the Joestar line (hence it being like Star Platinum in strenght and precision and its time stop, DIO using Hermit Purple and DIO healing Pucci's leg like Crazy Diamon in part 6.) A lot of people have said this one.
Also Star Platinum is Jonathan's soul and it's aware of everything that's going on.
This but unironically
>Also Star Platinum is Jonathan's soul and it's aware of everything that's going on.
Wait what the fuck
Really nailed the look of disgust
>Shit these punches feel REALLY familiar - Dio 1988
MAN OF THE JACUZZI
OR MAN OF THE LAND
I think it's pretty cool
I’ve noticed that friendships in this series are actually pretty nonexistent in between parts 3-6
It's a theory I hope is true after reading more about it. God that would be amazing.
Friendship was a big theme of Diamond is Unbreakable.
i dont get why he came back, his stand is useless in direct combat.
If it's not at least 1 minute I'm gonna be disappointed
He will come in clutch against some major villain by hanging out a floor above whatever fight is going on
Retard
When do you think the next episode will end? I think it'll be a cliff hanger around this scene.
>part 4 viz hardcover has diamonds on the spine
Beautiful
Find which chapter the last episode began and ended on, then just count up how much of the next chapters would make up the next episode based on the content in the previous ep.
I mean Green Day & Oasis are literally just a lazy redux of Grateful Dead & Beach Boy, turned up to 11 but ultimately just worse characters with no motivation other than being just some one-dimensional psychos of the week, definitely not deserving any sort of penultimate boss fight spot. The hell do these two have to do with the inner workings of the mafia? Remember the mafia? Oh right, hardly anything about Passione makes any goddamn sense anyway.
That beatdown in particular is completely lost on me because it's hardly relevant to the characters or story (which at this point has already completely written itself into a corner the moment french hackerman ex machina reveals to the crew that Diavolo is ''invincible'' and tells them to just go get the win-button McGuffin already cus Araki needs to finish this shit soon and its not going anywhere) and it's just some filler to have the characters slap each other around for a bit till the utter nonsense of the arrow chase-soul swapping-requiem bullshit truly starts.
And Diavolo is just a terrible main villain all around so yeah, not really worthy of neither a 7 page muda nor the way he's ultimately disposed of.
>That super macho beta test version of Josuke on the spine.
geg
I for one love early part 4 art
We've finally done it. We actually broke double digits on the (89) mentions.
He looks like Stallone there.
Holy
>I mean Green Day & Oasis are literally just a lazy redux of Grateful Dead & Beach Boy
You mean Purple Haze and White Album surely.
Constant AoE effect slowly killing people in a radius and something swimming/passing through otherwise solid objects, you tell me.
Diavolo is the best JoJo villain
He's being made much cooler in the adaptation than he was in the manga, that's for sure. Best is hard to say because there really arent any bad jojo villains.
We haven't even seen him in the anime yet, and what we have seen really hasn't changed much at all.
>there really arent any bad jojo villains
Kars.
He isn't bad
Really?
If he still looks like this when he "officially" reveals himself, that's way different than the manga already. Araki had him looking like a member of Skid Row or David Lee Roth in the 80s.
Kars is the good guy
Didnt he want to kill all humans?
>you can create a deadly mold that kills people within a few seconds
>BUT
>it only activates if the victim goes lower
What a weirdly specific stand
>new diavolo reveal
He said he wanted to kill all nonwhites.
Literally anything is better than Diavolo, heck even Diavolo knew that and that's why he created Doppio as a substitute in a last-ditch effort. A little too late tho.
>What a weirdly specific stand
it gets so much worse in part 6 with crazy rules and oddly specific catches to almost every stand except Stone Free and Whitesnake+
I actually heard that Viz weren't releasing P4 in hardcover, but I guess they are? Do they plan on going all the way? I still need to get the rest of P3 so I haven't kept up with their plans.
>DP does away with the Araki design and he's just wearing Doppio's clothes but he's like the end of the fortune teller scene throughout the whole fight.
I can dig it honestly.
That sound his body makes when he hulks up is fucking freaky though. Diavolo is legitimately terrifying right now.
At long last I truly see.
There's no way in Inferno that he's gonna look like that.
We're getting our fishnet wearing boy
Cool headcanon
definetly after the mudas since thats 4 chapters and gio vs cio has a lot of talking.
Damn my boy Giorno looking extra cute today
And Trish looks exactly the fucking same
i like bossu's mesh and tattoos
>Shizuka the invisible baby raised by Joseph would grow up & share Joseph's bullshit trickery powers & personality while going on her own detective adventure featuring a grown up cast from Parts 4 to 6
I really want Araki to return to the original universe if he makes a part 9.
I can tell Shizuka will grow into a coalburner.
Thanks, you can look forward to my 30 min dissertation on youtube titled ''Diavolo & The ART Of Bamboozlement''
Fuck I hate those videos
If they released the first volume they better go through with it. The volume ends at the end of the Bad Company fight and Okuyasu's dad etc. so I'm itching to have more of my favorite part in this glorious print. Can't find any release dates for Volume 2 tho
How did Araki's art actually fucking worsen over the years?
I wonder, what would have happened if Johnny hadn't asked him to pick up the gun? Would he attack Johnny anyway?
Rolling for 89
Also he's the stand of that guy trying to hook up with Yasuho
Early part 4 looked like shit but it got better.
CHAD
fffuck now i want to see this becoming real
Basically yes, since the theme of part 3 is taking back the Joestar heritage from DIO. Jotaro awakening to the timestop, taking back Josephs blood, returning Jonathan to the dirt (or dust) is all part of this. The World is Jonathans. Dio using hermit purple is just an oversight from when he was going to have the power of every single stand.
I had a dumb headcannon of Shizuka coming back to Morioh to learn about Josuke & find clues about her past. At one point she ends up working for Josuke & Okuyasu who end up doing a 'bad cop, good cop' type of thing while getting caught in another stando adventure like the Jojo novel, Another Day. At another point she meets an older Hayato who's also like a mentor to her & she helps him cope with the aftermath of Kira leaving Shinobu & all the trauma. At another point she ends up working with Ghost Kira from that one-off without knowing who he really is on yet another adventure involving a rampant murderer & then him and Josuke meet yet again and a clash ensues with Shizuka having to decide whether to put Kira to rest or leave him be or w/e It's silly since the baby was really just a plot device to address Josuke's relationship issues with his estranged father but I had fun with it.
Then it went to shit in part 5-6 and now he fucking samefaces everything. Peak jojo art was 3-4.
Well I did some looking around and it looks like Viz is doing "Deluxe Hardcover Editions" of part 4, so it looks like they're committed to all of part 4 in hardcover. Here's hoping they do the rest of the parts in hardcover as well.
You're a lunatic.
Fag
Would he get mad if I poked his lips
>Peak jojo art was 3-4.
remember Iggy and wonky Jotaro? Or how Josuke loses like 60 pounds and his hair magically changes size?
cherrypicking aside, peak JoJo art is clearly Part 7 on
Part 7 onward almost reminds me of the way Miura used to draw a little bit.
based hairposter
>Josuke getting hit with heaven's door
lol
Cursed webm
jojo is for losers
Why does Mista look like Billy Zane
Because some dumbass fruit drew it.
Kira plowed the shit out of Shinobu the night before he got turned into roadkill, and she got pregnant with a child who has a Killer Queen-esque stand and stark blonde hair
Again, Araki needs to return to the first universe. These are great ideas.
Someone should draw a creeper version of abbacchio basically cornering Trish in an airplane bathroom getting ready to give her the moody blues.
Dumb theory time
Silver Chariot can remove his armor
And Chariot requiem can switch souls
So it's basically removing a soul's body/armor
>theory
isnt that actually how it works?
nice headcannon
I'm pretty sure thats exactly why Chariot Requiem works like that
That's actually pretty cool, I forgot about that part of Silver Chariot since it never pops up again.
cringe
>Shizuka Joestar
3 pages = 20 seconds of ORA/MUDA
20/3 = 6.66666666667 seconds per page
Cioccolata Seven page beatdown:
x1: Three pages of MUDA: 20 seconds
x2: One page of WRYYYYY: 6.66666666667 seconds
x3: Two more pages of MUDA: 6.66666666667 * 2 = 13.3333333333 seconds
Total beatdown time:
x1 + x2 + x3 = 20 + 6.66666666667 + 13.3333333333
= 40 Seconds of Giorno smashing Cioccolata
correction: 2 page of WRYYY
wow user, you're so smart
No it didn't
unless you're talking about AU the world
Based
Araki already deconfirmed this.
I know that's why it's in my head
The Passion being Jonathan's stand is dumb anyway the first JoJo deserves to have The World
So why was anasui originally female did araki forget
Gappy fused with Pocoloco's great great grandson and gets married with Yasuhoe.
The end.
After being injured by his own bullets, Hol Horse was put in a hospital and after recovering he went back to the typical shit he did before meeting Dio
I know he's a minor character but I thought he was pretty cool even if his stand wasn't very strong and I hope he's still out there doing usual shit
he changed his mind, like in every other "araki forgot" instance. dont believe editor headcanons.
araki changed his mind
If Part 3 had musical refereces flr stand names, yea it could've been that.
V for Valentine
Cute
basically shonen was like "look man, female protagonist, yeah sure why not, but a female falling in love with a female in shonen? you better fucking not or else we'll pull the plug" to which they did in the end and that's why part 6 had such a rush ending, hell even at the beginning of part 7 Araki was like "dude trust me it's not jojo I'm just making Easter eggs" before he was taken by monthly to which he was like "SIKE IT'S JOJO"
>sourceless nonsense
>this theory again
Yikes
his friend is lonely and horny
My point was that Requiem are really abstract buffs and a lot of people were saying
>Requiems abilities are not linked to the og stand
I specifically said "A lot of people have said this one" so I wouldn't get this type of reply you retardo
Araki knew it would be retarded to make Jolyne a lesbian so he turned her into pink abbacchio.
It's better, honestly.
Homosexuality is degenerate.
Well Yea Forums
How would you link GE and GER though
Shut up slut
I think bruno x trish can be cute if it's only from her side but fanarts where he reciprocate her love are fucking weird
>Araki knew it would be retarded to make Jolyne a lesbian so he turned her into pink abbacchio
Cringe
>Homosexuality is degenerate.
BASED
sure, thanks
If you think that way, why are you in a /lgbt/ thread?
This isn't an lgbt thread what the fuck are you talking about? You dont get to claim things for the faggots just because you like some of the designs.
Jojo is a gay series you seething het.
I wonder what was the Head Doctor doing with Tsurugi and at the Higashikata house
is he guarding Jobin?
did they come to an agreement?
Only some villains in jojo are canonically gay, retard.
Only the villains are openly gay because Araki needs to pander to dumb teenage boys, but plenty of heroes are closeted.
Based headcanon homo
But it’s true.
Shut up, fujo
Reminger for the next episodes
31- Green Day and Oasis part 2 (5 chapters)
32- Green Day and Oasis part 3 (5 chapters)
33- They Called Him Diavolo (4 chapters)
34- The Requiem Plays Quietly part 1 (5 chapters)
35- The Requiem Plays Quietly part 2 (4 chapters)
36- Diavolo Rising (4 chapters)
37- Gold Experience Requiem (4 chapters)
38- Sleeping Slaves part 1 (2.5 chapters)
39- Sleeping Slaves part 2 (2.5 chapters)
But I’m a straight male.
Jonathan = straight
Joseph = straight but will fuck the shit out of a trap
Jotaro = dolphinsexual
Josuke = bi
Giorno = gay slut
Jolyne = lesbian
Johnny = gay
Gappy = no
Have the episode end with the first 30 seconds of the beatdown and the next one starts with the last 30. If that doesn't work out do it with the commercial break instead.
No fag, get lost
No, they're not.
Not even Pucci. You fucking actual gay retards looking for representation need to go look elsewhere. This is not your safe space.
Slut
>het
How about you fuck off back to Tumblr, retard? someone needs to force feed you broken glass you stupid piece of cocksucking shit.Go get AIDS and die already like you fucking faggots are SUPPOSED to do.
All jojos are straight except for Giorno, he's asexual
Joseph is a slut, he'd fuck anybody but he'd definitely fuck a trap then pretend it's not gay
I think Sleeping Slaves will be a single episode
Jonathan = straight
Joseph = omnisexual
Jotaro = straight
Josuke = straight but romantic type, thinks sluts are "gross"
Giorno = completely assexual
Jolyne = bi
Johnny = gay
Gappy = straight
I was expecting Hol Horse to show up at one point during the final few chapters, it's strange how he just got thrown away after the oingo fight, his scenes with Dio make that even more strange.
Oh he mad
>unironically only likes JoJo because he/she/it bought the "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is gay" meme
absolutely degenerate filth that steals every breath they take
Jonathan = straight
Joseph = straight
Jotaro = straight but not interested in human interaction
Josuke = straight
Giorno = sex can wait until after he achieves his dream
Jolyne = straight but curious
Johnny = straight
Gappy = straight
>Mista, shoot that helicopter!
>AYE AYE SIR
Dio And Scarlet are canonically Bi, and Sorlatto are clearly more than friends.
SEETHING
You know you aren't welcome here right?
>Sorlatto are crearly more than friends
yes but only in the anime
No less than you.
Jojo isn't gay. Flamboyancy isn't associated with homosexuality in Japan the way it is in the west.
Of course there's a large number of fujos who interpret Jojo as gay, but every popular series, especially shonen, with a majority male cast has fujos.
It was like that in the manga.
I’m pretty sure that men caressing each other is considered gay worldwide.
Fuck m8 ya need to chill out being this hate filled can't be healthy
THIS
>I’m pretty sure that men caressing each other is considered gay worldwide.
maybe if you're a faggot
>it's moecucks and rival shonen false flagging jojo fans as gay hour
What's sad is the bait takers.
Giorno isn't gay. He's autistic and asexual
Hey bro just going to caress you in a totally straight way
A man wrapping his hand around another man and reaching down his pants isn’t gay?
Another seether.
Funny you didnt see this stupid bullshit until recently. Stay in your own lanes for fuck's sake.
Not really no
Why is he so perfect?
>A man wrapping his hand around another man and reaching down his pants isn’t gay?
That isn't what happened.
Why are you so focused on this? You clearly want the characters to be gay because you're a gay piece of shit yourself and you have to try and "include" yourself in every single fandom. Keep it up, faggots. I cant wait to break you.
Break my anus daddy
Jojo is a gay manga for women.
help me come up with a power for my stand
pic related
Cringe homo, kys
Denial.
Do you expect them to actually say boyfriend?
>That isn't what happened.
Ok animeonly.
>You clearly want the characters to be gay because you're a gay piece of shit yourself
I’m not.
>Keep it up, faggots. I cant wait to break you.
Ooh, so threatening.
You have to go back
>can't have a jojo thread without false flagging and false consensus bullshit.
What the hell happened? Everything was fine a few days ago. I guess the eternally buttravaged just cant stand people enjoying things, even if the people are fellow Yea Forumsnons and are enjoying what has always been widely enjoyed.
You anti-jojo fucks are the newfags around here.
Based schizoposter
If someone enters your shadow they get more and more tired
M8 ya getting triggered pretty easy
>Giorno = completely assexual
Yeah, Mista's ass
>I’m pretty sure that men caressing each other is considered gay worldwide.
Men in most parts of the world are secure enough in their heterosexuality to show physical affection with their male friends.
And that includes moving your hand towards his crotch?
If anyone ever wonders why people kill the gays this thread's why.
If anyone wonders why people kill the straights this thread’s why.
no one kills the gays except third-world shitters though
can create copies of itself out of any shadow, power/size depends of the size of the shadow, fighting method is swarming the enemy with semi-strong doppelgangers
M8 as ridiculous and as funny your reactions are ya gotta take a chill pill
You would be surprised at the amount of third-world shitters who post here.
It's just a bunch of fujos not actually gay people
I'm gay
I would think not many since y'know the whole third world thing
No but it could just say "partner" or "sorbet" instead "friend"
No proof of Sorlato being canon in the manga
What do you think third world means?
Because readers are supposed to be smart enough to tell that they’re gay.
I’m a straight male.
Me too
>I would think not many since y'know the whole third world thing
You have no idea, Just look at /int/ or Yea Forums
Again
>seether
buzzwords won't save you, especially when corpse Jesus comes down to smite you and your perverted brethren and lodge his body parts into non-homosex people to give them stands
You've gotta be some kind of massive turboslut to grind up on your own dad like that.
Well night guys the nyquil is kicking in just a reminder gio is gayest jojo
>Giorno = gay slut
Fucking YES
Unf... wish I was mista desu
I wish I was gio
Again: But you are a seether.
>readers are supposed to be smart enough
>the manga explicitly says that they are friends
Readers are smart enough to know that they’re more than that.
No, because they aren't
it is not even implicit like in the anime
I meant for
>some people questioned the true nature of their relationship
Some people did. But not the narrator.
And why would the narrator say that?
Say that they were friends? Because they were.
This the narrator is omniscient and knows that they are just friends
Why would they bring up the question of their true relationship?
I need a minecraft creeper sexually harrasing trish now
The narrator is omniscient and knows that they’re gay.
Again, again
Again, again
Narrator knows more than some people
To show how others percieved them
But why would the narrator address the rumors unless they’re trying to tell us something?
God what a fucking whore
...
Or to show that they’re actually gay.
But if that were the case, the narrator wouldn't contradict that idea by calling them friends later.
Don’t you think that it has an actual purpose? Do you think that Araki made them seemingly gay for no reason?
Araki didn’t think that people would be stupid enough to think that they were actually just best friends.
That people think they could be gay does not mean they are gay
If the narrator, who knows everything, says they are just friends, so they are friends.
>you are stupid
Good argument.
The narrator, who knows everything, implies that they’re gay but doesn’t outright say it.
He also outright says that they aren't.
No he doesn’t.
Because your argument is soooo great.
>The narrator, who knows everything, never implies that they are gay, he just says that some people thought they could be gay and he says explicitly that they were just friends
It is pretty great, seeing as how you haven't been able to refute it. The words used, "closest friend" makes it clear as day that they were friends. The people who questioned their relationship were wrong.
>never implies that they are gay, he just says that some people thought they could be gay
He says it in a way that implies that they actually are gay.
>and he says explicitly that they were just friends
No he doesn’t.
>The words used, "closest friend" makes it clear as day that they were friends
Nope, it just means that they won’t actually use the word gay, but will imply that they are gay.
Damn, you are bad at this.
Closest friend does not imply that they are gay.
You should just give up on this guy. I recognize his typing style from other threads and he always does this.
How is the narrator calling them something other than gay a deconfirmation of their relationship?
But “people questioned the true nature of their relationship” does.
I used to not believe the "gays are trying to take over Jojo" shit but you've convinced me. No one likes you, fuck off back to Tumblr.
>He says it in a way that implies that they actually are gay.
He only said what people thought of them
>No he doesn’t.
"CLOSEST FRIEND" yes, he did it
you are completely ignoring the canon
Examples?
>But “people questioned the true nature of their relationship” does.
No it doesn't? How is this so hard for you to understand?
Good idea. You can only show a guy the literal manga so many times before you realize he's completely delusional.
Oh no, a gay uprising! It’s happening guys!
Do you apply the same logic to cartoons that never mention the word death?
How is it so hard for you to understand basic writing techniques?
Bohemian Rhapsody will work on memes in the anime, but only ones relevant as of 2011
>basic writing techniques?
Yep, I knew it.
Knew what?
I’d go gay for Giorno!
As I said, if they had been gay, the narrator would have implied it at least.
At least be happy that the anime did sorlato canon
>the narrator would have implied it at least.
They did.
SUPER hardcore gay because Gio is a super cutie
Why wasn’t Secco killed by Green Day?
>They did
that did not happen
Narancia is nonbinary
Ermes is a butch icon
Tusk represents a coming out narrative
Tooru is not a villain and Gappy is sex positive and would let Yasuho back with him because he respects her agency
Haters can eat me the fuck out basically
Boing boing
According to people who can’t read.
regardless of the really homoerotic context of this picture, the artstyle is so furiously gay here
According to the canon
Chocolate Abba looks pretty good not gonna lie, like a sexy drow
>Haters can eat me the fuck out
When and where can we meet?
According to canon, they are gay.
>be best bros
>try to take down the head of the mafia because you trust each other so much
>have to watch your best bro get murdered right in front of your eyes
>die
>faggots on the internet spend hours of their time trying to convince others that you were gay for each other
those poor bastards
imagine not believing Jojo is the gayest shit and being ok with that because it doesn't affect the story
>According to canon, they are gay
you mean your headcanons
People have thought that I am a lesbian, it is rare when it happens.
Traitors deserve it. Hail Passione!
According to Araki’s headcanon.
Niggachio
>Araki’s headcanon.
Niggiorno
Niggeruno
Niggsta
Niggerancia
fucking fujos
Yes.
>Araki: Guys spend a lot of time shirtless sometimes, rubbing eachother's pecs and sucking dicks. It's just a thing guys do
No.
dude did you actually believe Giorno sucked mista's dick lmao
Maybe.
I want to eat Jolyne’s shit.
I want to eat her cum filled pussy
>but his soul never lost its purity
bullshit, dio is a whore through and through
I LOVE MISTA
Because he himself believes he’s a good guy that much
I mean Araki is right, but his homoerotic artstyle isn't helping his point.
Shut up Number 3 or I'll beat your ass again.
>gay series
>gay thread
Based hunterchad coming to save our souls.
Not really. It kills you almost instantly if you break the 'rule', which is going downwards.
what are the /trash/ jojo threads like
>gay
>post pitou
I absolutely love the art and the interactions. We need wholesome people like you in more Yea Forums threads
It's the one theory that makes Star Platinum bearable.
It's shit and everyone who likes it should kill themselves.
No
he did, idiot, did you not evenw atch the episode
post suit diavolo please
>a normal coat with a giant cross
don't know if i'd call that normal, anyway pucci has one too
Good on Sueshia for not fucking the coloring up late in the part. Many great manga get shit coloring which ruins the experience. Even part 7 had bad coloring in the beginning.
Should be named 'Rainbow in the Dark'. Same band but the lyrics almost fit the Dio fight perfectly.
>60 by the time part 8 ends
>implying part 8 will end by June of next year
not a chance
Kys Giorno
I'm surprised the show is already at Rome by episode 30.
We are never having SC pacing again
Abbacchio's did a really good job. I don't like Diavolo's much he sounds like he's trying too hard to be tough
imagine not having any fun
>he sounds like he's trying too hard to be tough
how would you sound after not talking to anyone for over 30 years?
What school of thought do you guys subscribe to on what Josuke did after high school? Did he follow in his grandfather’s footsteps and become a cop or his he a deadbeat NEET with Okuyasu?
How tf did this happen?
became an italian chef
Ooo that’s a good one.
They're memes my dude.
JoJo Part 7 is more morally grey in one panel than GOT could ever hope to be over 8 seasons.
The dub is great. The English localizations to match the over-the-top raunchy 90s insults has honestly been fantastic.
Jonathan - Straight
Joseph - Straight
Jotaro - Straight
Josuke - Gay
Giorno - Gay
Jolyne - Bisexual (mostly Lesbian, though)
How is that fun?
Jolyne is pansexual.
Jolyne is cocksexual. She fucks anything with a cock.
Blacks only*
Obviously. Whites don't have cocks, they have boiclits. If I looked like Jolyne I would become a BLACKED actress.
Can we all agree that Golden Wind is the best main JoJo theme of all time? :)
Golden Wind > DiU > SC > did the first two even have a main theme?
wanting to fuck your cookingware is truly degenerate.
Cringe redditor
I don't think having sex with a woman is degenerate.
I'd be your number one fan
It would be super hot to have a gf who works there. The dream of any man.
>he can't cook
Best cooks in the world are men. If a woman doesn't cook for her man why have one?
Well yeah, it would be like dating a movie star or a supermodel
And you could fap to her videos or even get to watch her live.
Joseph was faking it
Not many men can say they've had that priviledge.
>this punch... it's of a gentleman!
Based
It ain't gay if the balls don't touch
>best cooks in the world are men
>still wants his woman to prepare shitty food for him
This only confirms you enjoy shoveling shit into your mouth. As expected of homegrown retardation.
Then there's no reason to have a wife. I'll get me a sissy boi.
Diego Brando's return in 'High Voltage' is easily the peak of JoJo because it's not just about his skills and acting skills, but a lot of his scenes, and his story arc. I don't think this character would ever do well outside of 'High Voltage' as he's not one of JoJo's main antagonists, he's like JoJo's best buddy and is the guy that's in awe of JoJo at the end of the movie - and that's not like him, that's always some girl who's in awe like an idol that really worships JoJo's skills, and he's never going to be this much of a badass. But it's a fun movie because he had his arc. And because JoJo's got a pretty bad rap because of his performance in 'The King of Comedy', we're getting our best performance from a JoJo character - and if you wanted to have him in this movie then you needed it to be this bad. But when we got to see him, his back was up against the wall because when we saw his back before, we felt like his whole arc could have gone much better to the point where we'd want to take it a step further.
To many letter
Name a better stand design-wise
All of them
simpsons percussion on a whole 'nother level
krumping from my mind
Pure kino. Reminder Bart is a jojo.
Hmm......every single one?
Someone post the Giorno/Mista gay scene from last week's episode
Agreed, it's cute as it is. My boy Bruno would have had no time for romance.
And to think all these threads were trying to sell me Mista/Trish when it's obvious as fuck that Trish's crushing hard on Bruno.
I must say, girl's got great taste.
Yikes. A big time retard.
Girls love black men. White boys are providers.
Sure. Araki too, since he wrote a scene entirely about Trish's feelings for Bruno for no reason. And even the a anime director, since he drew Trish kissing Bruno's clothes for Kiss Day. And the entire Japanese fanbase, where Trish crushing on Bruno is common knowledge.
Why are you fags so retarded about it? Don't tell me you're all self-inserting as Mista.
Post characters Trish has a crush on:
>Fugo
Used his shirt as a towel and let him fall into her breasts (despite being a germaphobe).
>Bruno
Touched him twice.
>Narancia
Nursed him twice.
>Giorno
Strengthened her will, her soul talks about how amazing he is.
>Mista
Sniffed him and praised the smell.
>Diavolo
Clutched the mold of his face and stared lovingly at it.
>Pesci
Was right next to his cock.
This but swap black and white
Makes no sense since blacks can't provide.
>tfw no fujo gf to provide for
araki wrote narancia, an established idiot, misunderstanding her feelings about bruno
>And even the a anime director, since he drew Trish kissing Bruno's clothes for Kiss Day
that was an animator and it means nothing other than them being a shipperfag
>And the entire Japanese fanbase
literally means nothing
True they cant even do that
That's racist
What do you think means more? A scene that was literally written by the mangaka (and that you are misunderstanding), the opinion of someone who personally knows said mangaka and has had input from him, and the general consesus of the actual target audience or one moron's denial on Yea Forums?
Face it man. You're the only one being retarded here.
What's the problem with Trish having a crush on Bruno? It's not like anything comes out of it.