What would a Literally Me Quartet be like?

i wish i was Sakuta

Someone post male anime characters with their eyelids half open, you will literally be posting me

Jotaro is literally me?

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?

me second from left

yes

literally me

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sit on me shinka-sama

But he's too popular.

literally me

Me too. I'm pretty based as fuck. He's literally me, bong.

Literally me

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Heh

Imagine the dialogue.
>Hachiman: "Fuck society, people are so fake nowadays. I just want to experience something genuine in my life, even if I only get to experience it once."
>Sakuta: "You're right, but I couldn't care less about what other people think of me. I can keep going as long as I have at least one person who genuinely cares about me."
>Ayano: "You're both wrong, people are just tools for smarter people to use. Life is just a game... a game that I will win in the end."
>Oreki: "Even thinking about life makes me tired, you guys put way too much effort into this. If you don't have to do something, don't do it. If you have to do it, make it quick."

Ayano and Oreki are honestly complete opposites. One or the other, if not both, doesn’t accurately belong in the “literally me” category. I mean Ayano is kind of parodying the whole lazy misunderstood smart guy trope. He’s a wildly ambitious psychopathic super genius.

What the fuck is this "Literally me" meme? I still don't get it.

He's not ambitious just wants a quiet life away from the white room and his father's plans of making him the prime minister

lazy eyes + socially awkward + unpopular = literally me

But why?

Cause it's literally I

He’s superhumanly motivated to achieve that goal though, going so far as to score exactly 50% on tests just so people don’t realize he’s incredibly capable. You’d have to be insanely delusional to think he’s “literally me”.

>You’d have to be insanely delusional
literally me

I'm a regular high school student, i dont have many friends and hate this fucking society

Hey guys, where do I sign up for this? The Isekai Quartet cool kids won’t let me join their table.

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I'm intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor, so any protagonist with these traits is pretty much me.

literally me

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literally me

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Then that bunny girl guy don't count

are you saying that he's literally not me?

He has a gf that is nation wide pop star. What do you have?

he's literally me + wish fulfillment

Seriously though, the least retarded "ideology" between the four of them is Sakuta's.

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Ideology-wise
Oreki > = Sakuta > Hachiman > Ayano
Prove me wrong

I would Oreki's better. Especially for 'literally me' people. Sakuta would be ideal for more normalfag amongst the same crowd.
The other two are just 5edgy7me.

Tanaka > Oreki

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Ayanokouji has the right to be edgy, though

Characters who are anti social and suffers wannabe intellectualism. Scale may bary from people like from Sakuta who is normal literally me to Ayanokoiji who is an edgy psychopath.

Everyone has the right to be edgy, just don't cry when that edge cuts you.

Ayanokouji suffers wannabe intellectualism?

Yes

The very first second of the first episode already has a Nietzsche quote.

Woah there, where did you get those photos of me.

animeonlies?

That show displays the least sense from the whole bunch of this genre to the point of being parody.

How would 8man react to Chitanda's genuine curiosity?

Then many LN characters, even Kirito(The LN version, not the anime version that don't give him any monologue) would count.

Kirito is pretty much me if I spent my time in a VR instead of a classroom being bored.

Why the fuck do people not include Kyon in these? Literally the original "literally me" all these others are based off of. Pretty much their literally me father, Kyon is the granddaddy of literally me's.

I guess it's because most of Yea Forums is too new for Haruhi now, and the rest has Kyon up on a pedestal.

My voice isn't cool enough for that.

He gets a pass for being the OG literally me

My literally me is too much of a chad to hang out with Yea Forumss' literally mes

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???

"Fuck this bitch. Does she really think I believe that she genuinely behaves as a 9 years old? It's just an act. I hate nice girls so much."

I think he is more a parody of these kind of characters

Akkun is literally me

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no, he's literally me

He's just lazy

that's literally me

Based

except they're 4 totally different characters with just being unpopular with their classmates and catnip for women being their general issue.

seriously, how terrible are you at comprehension to think these 4 different characters have little in common with eachother?

they're all the same character
>lazy eyes
>aloof
>lazy voice
>plain hair
>unpopular
>le smarte but lazy xDDDD
literally me xD, I'm not a pseudo intellectual, though, I know I'm not that smart, heh, but you know, at least I'm not a pseudo intellectual, because I call out pseudo intellectuals just from discerning certain characteristics, not to brag, though xD

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10/10, that really is something I'd say!

Hachiman really touched me with his speech of social pyramid. I really felt the connection with him early on.

Ayanokouji really touched me with his speech of social pyramid. I really felt the connection with him early on

Yea Forumserallyme chads report in

I wish to marry your son/daughter and have a host of Dunwich horrors with him/her.

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MINT

Behold, it's literally me

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8man is a normalfag

Y'all mind if I share this on r/Yea Forums?

Obvious self insert power fantasies by the author on their highschool days, these characters are plain looking with messy dark hair often have no real personality traits or defining characteristics but somehow get tangled in adventures with other characters, most likely multiple females with extremely polar personalities (super shy, super extrovert, always teases the MC in extremely sexual situations, has a condition that prevents her from speaking and no one but the MC cared about it, a big chuuni, etc.) that fall over for him while other males around him either hate him or want to be like him.
The easiest way to find out if someone a is literally me is that you can swap them with other literally mes and the story wouldn't change

You read HunterxHunter too??

no

Why do girls want to fuck these virgins?

Literally just 4 background characters who never talk, nobody knows their names or even aware of their existence.

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Good dick and personality.

where's Araragi

In custody for being a pedophile.

Who are the MCs then?

Hunting for lolis somewhere.

He's not nihilistic and he's also good

But I'm nothing like those fags.

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

I think the only one that the 'literally me' trope genuinely applies to is 8man. Ayanokouji is some kind of genius mastermind, Oreki is just a normal if quiet guy with little edginess, and Azusagawa is basically a panty melting stud who just doesn't know it yet.

>genius mastermind
>normal if quiet guy with little edginess
>a panty melting stud who just doesn't know it yet
wtf that's literally me

They're not literally me, unless they run like this

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Characters i don't like.

wtf based i hate women

What are the chances these authors got bullied in said High school days?

So whats the female version of literally me

The black haired girls that are always with them.

Yuu is literally me (female)

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I don't think he'd be of much help to her because he doesn't have Oreki's Sherlock Holmes skills. And without being useful she'd lose interest in him rapidly.

>Ywn have 8man’s comfy harem

Shoujo protagonists.

And then 8man starts to monologue about nice girls feigning interest to get things from people.

Like this.

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He's a character that people like, whereas "literally me" is an insult towards disliked characters that they perceive as wish fulfillment.

Kek

>no you see I'm actually super smart and talented, I'm just holding back because reasons!

Literally me

Well the 'literally me' is kind of the stereotypical LN/novel type of male self-insert. You need a LN/regular novel to represent all the internal monologues and long winded thoughts that these characters tend to have. There is a separate stereotypical shounen manga male self-insert that one sees that has a somewhat different personality: overly nice guy who is basically plain and boring with no edge at all but fumbles into harems of women by acts of kindness and then mostly passively watches his harem interact from the background. The typical shoujo protagonist is the female equivalent of the manga shounen type: a plain jane who finds herself aggressively pursued by the billionaire son, vampire, chad sports athlete, etc.

I dunno what the female equivalent of the male LN self-insert is. Admittedly I don't know much about LNs geared towards women readers. I'm sure they exist, but I don't know any off of the top of my head (probably forgetting something obvious). Perhaps the medium of novels doesn't really change their self-inserts. See for instance the Twilight novel series which would fit shoujo molds very well.

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The True Literally Me

Kek'd and checked

Fujobait me Quartet

that mc in 1/6 girl

I dunno about this. Putting Mai, Yukino, and Horikita in the same series would be nonstop long hair caustic kuudere jabs flying in every direction.

Four guys arguing over whose brain is bigger.
5-9 hoes thirsting for the cock.

I'd love to watch that hentai.

It's a cringy and forced meme by /u/faggots.

This meme is very ironic weeby.

I think you're getting your boogeymen mixed up user.

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Females are too strange for us to comprehend, much less relate to.

>boogeyman
Except /u/fags have made Yukino X Yui threads in the past, and have admitted to hate Hachiman for reasons that are obvious. It's not a boogeyman when one sided admits to trolling. This is the side that forces that dumb meme.

I am definitely Oreki.

That still doesn't make sense. What about the others, like Sakuta for instance.

Pandering and pretentious "unique" characters but who also possess no real flaws except occasional "just like me!" angst. Basically a softer version of a gary stu self insert, but in a modern setting.

They're nihilistic and have cool friends but they're also aloof and speak the truth or whatever. Usually accompanied by similarly aloof, cool long haired girls that they're friends with.

I sort of hate Ayanokoji's look in the novels, he has too much chin.
His anime design nails the crypto-chad type.

user...
that was fucking edgy.

he's busy

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I guess you got yourself cut.

Literally me

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wow he's literally me

Back in my day we used to bully people like this so they wouldn't act high and mighty. They knew their place as the omegas of the classroom.

Imagine actually wasting your time on the light novel. Who the hell reads this garbage unironically? LMAO.

Oreki is hardly "literally me"

congratulations user
i guess everything can be a meme if you force it enough
faggots never learn

And all of them are thinking about how the other 3 are mindless unthinking sheep.

Yeah, I don't belong with these losers.

Araragi is the anti-me because he loves literal children JS and big titty JKs but ignores perfect JCs

based shinkanon

You mean the "160-168cm tall slender built medium breasts long straight hair high school main girl" archetype? I have a chart I'll post later

Case of a meme being infectious and spreading to other series.

Literally me vs Beta MC vs Dense MC vs the guy from school days, who wins?

>168cm
taller than me

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literally cute

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But scoring 50% flat was what put up red flags in the first place? If he controlled his scores from 50 to 60 he might have actually properly feigned averageness

12 episodes of silence

Ayanokouji and Azusagawa don't really belong there.

>we
Just because you didn't get to live vicariously through your bullies doesn't mean you have to lie on the Internet

Ayanokoji and Sakuta are the most Gary Stu self-insert power fantasy on that last, Hachiman not so much.

Not really. Ayanokoji is a freak of nature and Sakuta is way too up-front and genuine to be considered normal.

Why does 50%man get liked with this crowd anyway? He's more like Onii-sama from Mahouka, they're both fucked in the head from being experimented on and would prefer not to be part of the family business.

Doesn't change the fact they are Gary Stu's.

Gary Stu's aren't the same as literally-me self-inserts. Also Sakuta isn't really a Gary Stu, since most of his problems are ones that could be fixed by anyone if they gave as much of a shit as he does.

Forgot him

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50%man wants something genuine™

Tats is a good dude from a more consistently translated work. Ayano is a wolf in sheep's clothing from a work that isn't as consistently translated.

There's one guy trying to force this lame meme

Lowkey "I'm a cute twink. Give me attention"

I'm a cute twink. Give me attention.

too cheerful, easygoing and chad to belong there

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only correct me in this thread.

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Araragi belongs there more than fucking KyoAni man.

Araragi is who "literally me" characters think they are, but actually aren't.

You can say the same about Sakuta

Ayanokouji is not literally (you). He's better than (you).

It doesn't work that way.

Liar liar pants on fire

The only one I've seen people unironically claiming to have been like in high school is 8man. For the others 'literally me' is a meme.

Literally me, except I don’t have an Ohta-kun to support me.

That's what I would say about (You)

Yeah, that sounds like something 8man would say.

Hachiman more concerned with his High School days coming to a close and taking them for a granted. Hoping that someday that Yukinoshita will think of him, 10-20 years later when she's married to Hayama or running for office.

Only 8man can be considered as literally me. Oreki is just a brilliant but lazy type of character. Ayanokouji is a psycho in a palette swap body of 8man. That doesn't make them similar.
Sakuta is just a chad in denial.

Hayama is going to marry Iroha user.

In the garbage bin.

The anime wouldn't have any dialogue, it'd just be four inner monologues going on at the same time.

No. At the very least Sakuta or 8man might try to initiate a conversation. 8man will be jealous once he knows how much of a chad and riyaju Sakuta is.

I don't think 8man would start a conversation, but I could see Sakuta trying to start a conversation with a sleeping Oreki.

literally me

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>chad in denial
Literally me

That's what Hachiman thinks, because he's a moron.

No, that's what's going to happen.

>no literally me quartet of angry ugly bitter Yea Forumsnon virgins trapped in a room sperging about how "Eva was actually a critique of otaku escapism" is a turbonormalfag interpretation before they awkwardly look at their phones for the next 4 hours

Uhhh, yes it does?

I swear I too have a harem of chicks after my dick just by being an introverted asshole towards everyone, while also calling them all bitches in my head or straight to their face. Trust me, I am a guy on Yea Forums(NEL) and why would anyone on Yea Forums(NEL) lie?

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why is Bocchi there
she's not as degenerate as the other 3

>chad in denial
I think you mean self-insert or wish fulfillment.

4 times Tanaka.

Who knows what will happen, but Hachiman thinks Yukino will choose someone else. He has issues.

Where is Yugami? he doesn't have any friend. just like them

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Shouldn't you be bombing Syria right now?

Yugami is a chad though

no such thing

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Blandarou Boreki sucks even in the novel and 8man is the ultimate edgelord. Didn't watch CotE an Bunny Girl.

>stacymoko

Is there actually an anime character that is bitter, lonely, ugly and disliked by their peers through their own faults as a genuinely unlikable irredeemable piece of shit that Yea Forums can relate to? Or does it always devolve into an edgelord spouting psuedo-philosophical quotes about how they don't need to genuinely connect with other human beings while sporting a harem of cute girls who lust after his dick?

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>Become a mob as fuck
>The main heroine protagonist confessed
>"I like you too, but I'm not worthy for you so I will going to fuck off"
This is me, literally.

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>lazy eyes
>aloof
>lazy voice
>unpopular

in other words you're depressed and ugly, which makes you like those 4 characters?

dude, get swol.

it looks like she's got a tampon string hanging out.

I know, right? What losers hahaha

Azusagawa is a normalfag who thinks he’s one of us.
He doesn’t belong here.

Hachiman's voice is gravely and monotone. like Doug Cockles Geralt It's not lazy.

>le smarte but lazy xDDDD
That doesn't really apply to any of them except maybe Oreki. 8man tries hard but his grades are shit in everything except Japanese literature. Ayanokouji is a psychopathic genius that only gets less than perfect on exams because he deliberately targets lower grades. Azusagawa doesn't get incredible grades but there's no indication he's particular smart in an academic sense so he could well just be 'dumb and lazy'.

Too boring and ugly to be me.

They’re calculating, smart guys who hide their true strength.
They would fall into another category if not for their silent uncaring self, also the school setting.

They're faggot losers who decieved themselves into thinking they were above it all as means to cope

I know, right? The loser even has a model/actress girlfriend. Can't get any more normalfag than that.

That doesn't seem to be the case with how the viewer/reader perceives them.

True but she sure fits in social akwardness

They are serious yet semi-nihilistic so they are literally me.

Based

God damn it now you made me realize that my eyes are always half open and that's why people always called me 'depression-eyes' in high school. fuck you faggot.

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Same

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Yamato Nadeshiko's are waifu bait, not "literally me: female edition".

Me with the beret.

Me with the hat

He is more a chad

Except Yamato Nadeshikos are supposed to excell in feminity and supportiveness, leaving bitches like yuckino or whorikita out of the question.

self-incel wish fulfillment powerfantasy

Except several characters have commented on Yukino's looks.
>supportiveness
Give one reason why Yukino or anyone in Oregairu should support Hachiman's codependency?

These are correct answers
Characters that start off withdrawn and unremarkable but who have hidden merit once another character gets to know them.
The main difference is that while men who relate to these characters falsely believe themselves to be intelligent, women who relate to these characters falsely believe themselves to be more noble and pure than they actually are.

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Forced is what it is. Generally used for the social outcast character that has a cynical take on high school life on the surface level, and this makes them super smart and right about everything. Falls apart the moment you start actually paying attention to the shows.

Oreki's just lazy. Hachiman is putting up a front because he's scared of being hurt. Ayanokouji is a psycho that is running a con on people and pretending to be retarded. Sakuta likes messing with people and is used to being the outcast weirdo, and so refuses to hide his power level.

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>Oreki's just lazy.
>Hachiman is putting up a front because he's scared of being hurt.
>Ayanokouji is a psycho that is running a con on people and pretending to be retarded.
>Sakuta likes messing with people and is used to being the outcast weirdo, and so refuses to hide his power level.
That's quite literally who I am though.

Same

I swear if Fate Stay Night came out today you mouthbreathers would call Shirou a literally me just because he has an inner monologue.

I'm surprised they haven't.

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Shirou is literally me if I was a sword and hated alarm clocks.

>inner monologue.
Of course that's literally me
Are you saying that other people have inner monologue?

Touma should be included in that list

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Is Kazuma literally (you)?

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I too am a maniac that spews sophistry and punches almost everyone I meet while suffering from multiple bouts of amnesia and PTSD

I found another literally me

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Can confirm, Kurisu is literally me.

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Can we talk about the OG literally me MC?

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literally me

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literally myself, you guys

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de facto my self

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There's a pretty good literally me this season.

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*blocks your path*

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>OG literally me MC
Here you go.

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literally me comes in all forms

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Literally me, guys

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>never grows up
>always loses when it matters
>all his friends eventually abandon him to do better things with their lives while he just sits in a rut

Ash is literally me.

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stop posting pictures of me, it's embarassing

You fuckin wish

Is he up next?

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20 something year old Hachiman dating Haruno?

Yes.

shit, i wish. but that's tomozaki-kun who is also me btw

But who ISN'T me?

His friend is more like me

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What's the personality/characterization on the short purple haired girl? I know this LN is published by Gagaga.

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Hayama Hayato

Me if i was in prison
Me if i was a chad

Cengiz Han

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Some jerk ikemen ntr rapists.

i've only read two chapters of the manga adaptation, but so far she is a outgoing popular girl who is secretly an epic gamer that wants to help MC-kun walk the path to normalfagdom.

Is Bell literally me?

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Did Yukino win the 8bowl yet?

Where's Rei?

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She dropped out of the 8bowl while bawling her eyes out telling how much she had fun with Hachiman during their mall date.

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Dutch Van Der Linde is literally me

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that fucking part made me pause the episode and had to cringe for a full minute

jesus christ how can someone enjoy watching this, im dropping the series halfway through episode 1

This girl is the most literally me character except the gender and the anime deadpan face parts.

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Sakuta is the least autistic and edgy of the 4

i mean, he didnt choose his situation as a social outcast, he was shunned away because of false rumours and decide its useless to fight the atmosphere

the 3 others basically become an edgelord loner due to their own retarded choice

yep thats it basically

sakuta is pretty much discount araragi, just switch the oddities with pseudo-scientific ramblings

ehh, oreki comes close too, with his lazy attitude and energy conserving shit

and ayanokouji hits the nail with "im actually smart but the system and society forced me not to show it"

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Hachiman's "cool loner" persona is a fake though, he puts it up because he believes he is trash and doesn't deserve to be happy.

He would tear them apart with sheer riajuu energy

Ayanokoujiisn't a loner, though

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>official 8man x Haruno fanfiction
Cool

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Cunning,bitchy and lovely stacy who is secretly a pro smash player, helps the MC become a normalfag by giving him irl quests.
Mimimi a best

You forget this part and the possibility of her going out with the other dude. Misuzawa, I think.

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gee it's amost like the meme is about low effort wish fullfilment MCs which can go either way

Are you in Tahiti yet?

One is enough, too lazy to edit images.

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Little. They're just pandering to their audience.

Not the sex though.

Unironic answer: 3dpd sluts with a terrible personality.

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I don't really care about her as long as Minami wins the Tomochadbowl

This is the biggest """literally me"" character in all of fiction. Nisio has defeated himself.

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Oh yeah, I forgot she and Tomoya had hot sweaty sex all night long. Tomoya is a lucky motherfucker

I'm more of Kikuchi guy, but everyone who isn't Hinami is okay in my book.

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Hikigaya Hachiman is literally me. I think there may have been a difference between the two, but in his case, I think it was one of those things — that if he can help other people, he can help me, too.

When you've gotten to be a father to your daughter, what does her name and her mother do?

My daughter was in love with her mother's brother, who she was dating. So, our little daughter would call her mother sometimes. He was a hardworking guy, and my daughter thought she was doing it for the sake of good manners. Sometimes when she would call him, she would ask for her mother.

I remember when one of her big girlfriends was being harassed by a fan, so my daughter put her arms around her friend and said, "Hey, brother, you're doing something right!" Then she tried to get the man to kiss her and ended up giving birth to a girl. When my daughter was born, she didn't know it at first. She knew that she would always have the same body, and that would be her body forever.

And your daughter's body — at least in terms of clothes.

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Sakuta is not a pedophile.

same

I'd hope the average user is a better person than Kazuma.

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. But I know there is. I know I can be you. I'm not like other people anymore. And so it came out that you are no longer my child. All I wanted was this. I wanted to please you and you just wanted me back. And that's because you were my son. I've never found such tenderness between anything (insert a real child here). I don't even see myself as a kid anymore. My whole family has gone completely different. Not the family I've always known, anyway. I've lost the only reason for my existence. So I'm going to go back to being your parent. But I'm going to make you my son. Not just you, though. You may not recognize me as anything other than this. But I'll see to it that everything continues as we planned. That's why this will take place in my living room now, where I am always sitting on my futon, reading my favorite novels. I'll keep the clothes on and the pillowcases where we used to have movies whenever we needed them,

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You wish.

fuck off cancer

jokes on you i'm worse

You stole my literally me, me

None of them are me

All of them are me

Cracking cheese

I was literally 8man during highschool, now i am a useless neet waiting to kill myself

You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? You're the un-me. I'm the real me, you wannabe me.

8man was a destined neet, that's why they call him "Hikki". You should have chosen someone else to be literally you.

Literally me.

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i cant chose can i? my prime has reached its peak at highschool, i am dying because my heart is dead. I am nothing but a breathing machine for my dick and stomach and maybe for my eyes

Guy's I think he's better than me

Sakuta Azusagawa is literally me.

I have never thought about that. I know that people know who I am and how I live and what I go through, but I don't think that's true of people who look like me.
It might be that you think I'm just trying to be polite, or it might just be you!
I think people are actually really scared of me. Like, people are afraid of the people who might know me better than they do of the people who, like, are in the opposite color or the hair. I was always one of those people to be careful with my hair. They had no idea who I really was. I always had a very, very small beard. I never knew how to style my beard and it was a nightmare! I would wash and shave constantly with my fingers or on the back of my forearm. My arm was just not working enough. I used to get really angry and it was really hard to be in public so I got it done with my fingers. I ended up cutting my fingers off because the whole thing was, like, really painful. I didn't try to hide it anymore.

I AM better than me

>All these edgy, socially active and popular with girls characters
>being "literally me" of Yea Forumsnons
nice wishful thinking

the only ones who can represent Yea Forums are satou and that chik from watamote

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>socially active

>that chik from watamote
Not anymore. She is not different from a male MC who does nothing but still gets surrounded by girls at this point.

Literally me

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Oreki and Ayanokouji are supposed to be geniuses. Who the fuck thing they are literally like them?
Also, Ayanokouji is physically a beast like the good Gary Stu that he is.

>Berserk
>jojo
>MHA
>deathnote

like i said, discount

i mean sakuta also loves his sister a bit too much just like ararararagi

based schizoposter

Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken, 1st part only)
William Massachusetts (Log Horizon)

Can't think of anyone else. Oh, wait, was I supposed to post a meme answer?

That's really retarded. Why would anyone training their son to be the supreme autist and trained to be a physical and academic genius if they want them to be the PM of a democratic nation? He could have saved all of it by spending it on teaching him oratory skills and sending him to a normal school for rich kids with normal humans.
It's as if a chuuni who just got out of his fantasy world wrote this thing and now trying to create a fantastic version of the real world to cope.

Got another one: that MC from Re: Creators. I literally forgot his name.

They heavily teach oratory skills in the white room too