This David Bowie looking motherfucker worked at a common department store

>This David Bowie looking motherfucker worked at a common department store
What do you think it was like having Kira as a co-worker?

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What happens if you see him moving something heavy and you ask him "do you need a hand with that?"

He was said to be a very boring and plain person. Despite dressing up in purple and green.

I figure the other employees learned to stop using such phrases after the third Kira disappeared into the bathroom for half an hour.

He’d say "No thank you. I’m already in a relationship."

>That time Kira almost got caught using KILLER QUEEN to get something off of a high shelf for him and now one of the regulars is convinced he’s magic
I want a sitcom about Kira’s day to day life before Part 4.

How the hell did this retard get away with having a smelly decomposing hand in his pocket at work? Sanitizer sprays can't hide that.

More than likely he was an excellent worker who operated mainly by himself. His employer would have had a lot of trust in him. Kira would make sure that his task was done perfectly, and made sure that other's related tasks were as well. This isn't about him being a perfectionist, per se, but it's about him wanting peace of mind. If something went wrong, or he was requested to come back in to work to cover someone's shift, that would have severely upset him as it's ruining his routine.

Furthermore, him working by himself would be acceptable, because no one would want to work with him. They wouldn't find him creepy, just boring. At his age, without a woman, who doesn't drink (except on occasion), smoke, do drugs, or gamble, it makes him incapable of rising above the level of acquaintance. More than that, Kira would prefer to be left to his own devices, to do things his way so he know they're "right", and also to be left alone if he had his girlfriend with him.

I'm sure he'd been asked many a time if he'd like a promotion, which he would turn down because more responsibility means more stress. He would arguably be the highest-paid employee at his rank, able to fund a comfortable living without qualms. I would believe he would be satisfied with his work, and he wouldn't ever be in a dour mood. Just a silent one.

Ultimately, he strikes me as the guy his coworkers would tease behind his back, but the man that his bosses would trust implicitly.

Thats pretty boring in jojos setting

What about the times when Kira has to interact with customers? Surely he would be forced to help people find what they're looking for, or listen to a woman ask about which scarfs suits her best or other such matters.

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I'm sure he was a very hands on colleage.

What he was like in college?

Volcel hyperchad

Uneventful. He was a hardworker, but had no ambition. He turned down promotions because moving higher would attract attention to himself and he tried to keep his obsessions outside of work. Really he was the perfect grunt. Outside of his murderous ways, he would be a dream employee. Someone that you could keep in the same position for 20 years and not get a complaint out of. I'm sure his boss loved him and all the girls thought he was cute, they were all sad when he suddenly disappeared one day, concerned that he was murdered, because no way in hell would he have just up and left. That isn't like him.

He'd be a competent worker, but you'd try to make small talk with him a couple of times and he basically never gave you any personal information or opinions, or displayed a significant interest in anything you were saying or doing, so after a while you just ignore him except for the usual greeting in the morning and whatnot
A better question is, what was his job? From the way he looks and dresses I'd have assumed he was some kind of menswear salesman, except that seems like a bad choice for someone who prides themselves on being basically invisible, and he's a bit too dressy to be some kind of accountant or sales clerk

Should've applied as one of Diavolo's hitman. Both are willing to keep their secret life at all cost so he and Diavolo can reach into some understanding.

>David Bowie
Kek

Fair point, and it's true. As far as JoJo's costume design is concerned his is comparatively conservative.

The cat skull tie is a bit much though.

He is a Kame Yu department store worker. In what respect is never really stated. I would assume that it is at least middle management. He would be responsible for making a stock list and making sure that it gets to the stores around the area. Rather then someone that works at a single store

>its a girl with cute hands saying that
>Kira starts sweating profusely

In the anime at least his female coworkers were mooning over him. I got the impression that, in typical sociopath manner, he was a skilled social chameleon, and generally very well liked if a bit of an otherwise unremarkable loner.

Dont you mean
>fingernails start growing

>Tries not not drag attention to himself
>Is the only one wearing purple and green at his job
>With a fucking SKULL TIE

too much stress

See

He pretty much was just like Ted Bundy. He was charismatic and knows how to hold a conversation, but otherwise doesn't socialize much. When asked to do things and hang out, he declines politely. The girls seem to like him and think he is a bit mysterious.

Diavolo called cioccolatta 'the most disgusting piece of shit on the planet' Im not sure he'd be much warmer towards kira

Part 4 is just that episode of South Park with the hand killer and the people who think they are psychics.

Can you imagine what fashion shows in JoJo look like?

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>Diavolo is a kinkshamer

Kira doesn't torture though.

Disliking people who kill for pleasure aside, how would a relationship between Diavolo and Kira work? With Cioccolata, he can just toss some traitor filth his way to keep him satisfied. But there are zero (0) women in his gang and it doesn't seem like he'd be okay with sending random innocent women to their deaths.

Kira doesn’t go after innocent women.

His whole thing is going after innocent and unsuspecting women

Those are thots.

I know this is low-tier bait, but he killed a dog and teenager before he even got his stand. Was the dog a thot too?

>>>/instagram/

Yes.

> it doesn't seem like he'd be okay with sending random innocent women to their deaths.
the entire reason bruno turned on him was because he found out that diavolo was selling drugs on the street.

Nah, he would never be up for a promotion if he wasn't liked by his colleagues. It's very important to be a people person as well.

>it doesn't seem like he'd be okay with sending random innocent women to their deaths.
Kira would probably be paired with Melone, then.
Melone grows a Baby Face in a woman and specifically tells Junior to bring back her hand.

If he worked for Giorno he could get paid in hands and would never have to kill again.

That's the genius of it. An oddly printed tie is the only thing that makes me him stand out besides being built like, well, like a JoJo character.

Diavolo sells drugs to kids, mutilated his mother, tried to kill his own child.

Its kinda like how Mike Rowe worked at QVC

Yeah, so?

Diavolo has standards despite being massively evil.

Cioccolata has zero standards except capturing the look of terror upon a person's dying face for possibly masturbation material later and he'll happily kill hundreds of innocent people to do it.

JoJo never introduces another villain quite like Cioccolata, he is still the absolute worst to this day.

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That’s why he gets the 7 page beat down.

that'll be next week, right?

considering how long steely dan's beatdown was, how long are you expecting from the WRYYYYYYYYYYY beatdown?

30 seconds.

According to Purple Haze Feedback, there's at least 2 women in Passione

Is that canon?

Pretty sure he was on the corporate side of things

i think jojo sucks

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That would only apply if he were a westerner. In Japan[ese fiction], women do swoon over the silent mysterious type that ignores them.

>Yoshikage Kira negotiating a business deal
Don't know if he would be great or terrible at that.

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I really want the beatdown to be 7 minutes long

All he had to do is to make Killer Queen touch the target's limb and blow him up once they are alone.

What a pleasant read this post was. Thanks user

Reminds me of part 5 where at some point they say something along the lines of "gang members dress normally as to blend with normal people" when every fucking gang member in Part 5 dressed like variations of pic related

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>I'm sure he'd been asked many a time if he'd like a promotion, which he would turn down because more responsibility means more stress.
Maybe, maybe.. but being the champion who humbly turns down a promotion would draw attention too. Remember this is the guy who intentionally won Third Place in all his scholastic events. Just successful enough to get by on top without being overly noticed.

What are these guys doing with a RealDoll of Mista?

Just don’t think about it.

Imagine, what would happen if Kira's father bothered himself with getting a bride with soft hands so his son would stay away from crime?

Think I saw a fanfic once where Josuke got a part time job at Kira's department store (but didn't recognise him, as he was in Kosaku's body already).
Pretty good premise.

Too bad it won't be continued.