Why settle for chicken when you can have quality steak?

Raids

>Why settle for chicken when you can have quality steak?

Well, I do like steak, but I don't like it rare. I actually prefer mine well-done.
I hope you understand what I am trying to say. Thank you.

You fags can have used up whores like Cat, and Crab, I'll take Bird and Snake thank you very much

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Chicken tastes way better

bird and araragi already had sex

Doesn't count if it's with the MC, and you're talking out of your ass anyway

>why settle for crab when you can have high quality snake?

I guess. Really seems like her popularity has (rightfully) gone up.

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>bird and snake
superior taste
maybe throw in a snail, too

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just started watching this show
its alright
lot of close up shots of faces

/blog

I mean sex with nadeko

Hope you like fanservice.

she's clingy, probably autistic, and will probably do weird shit like pee in your morning cereal to show her love

I'd be alright with all that I mean its love right?

And the problem is?

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>tfw share same birthday as Nadeko and am snake zodiac

me too desu

Snake, Bird, Snail top 3 is 300 IQ level taste.

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Crab > Monkey > Bee > the rest

I do. I heard some of the loli shit is incredibly degenerate though, I'll see how I feel when I get to it.
I decided to watch it because I saw some webms of great animation and because I heard this great OP:

youtu.be/VT5gSCjz-yI

They put a lot of effort into the music and art generally is very good, especially the faces.
This, combined with the fanservice, are big factors in its appeal, I think.

/Thread

Who's fourth? Doll?

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well Yea Forums?

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>getting turned off by loli fan service
i think you found the wrong hobby

official monogatari powerranking
bat>doll>snail>math>ougi>>monkey>>>cat>>>>>>>>>crab>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>snake

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Bat maybe, her teenage and loli form is pretty cute

Either Doll or Bee.

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Steak? This?

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For me, it's Bat

False, but you're not the only one with shit taste; the Japs have it, too.

Composite of official results:
Shinobu > Hitagi > Hanekawa = Hachikuji > Nadeko > Kanbaru > Tsukihi > Karen > Yotsugi > Ougi

It's worth noting Kaiki often scores very highly, too.
That is not wrong.

>tfw wont ever be able to fuck a girl like nadeko without going to jail

why live

>ararararagi
Snail is cute.

That's not really true.
There's plenty o places where they can give consent at 14.
And if she wants it she won't get her dad to kill you either.

That said, the odds are extremely slim, yes, especially considering she's 2D.

For me, it's escargot.

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Probably a pushback against "shes worst girl xd" from people who didn't understand her character arc.

Plausible.
Crabfags would never understand.

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Fried snake literally tastes like chicken, and she's got those thin little chicken legs too.

that steak is too lean and needs to mature a bit as well

No eating snek.

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>needs to mature a bit
We don't serve homosexuals.

That butt is so poofy I want to bury my face into it.

Dont the sisters have boyfirends? You gonna pretend they havent fucked?

Don't get the Snake hate, she would be a loyal , subservient fuck doll.

Pre-Medusa of course.

the boyfriends don't exist, speedwatcher-dono.

No, she would just avoid eye contact with you the whole time. The point of the Medusa arc and Hitagi End is that she is always snubbing people. I can't imagine how she'd treat some guy that posts on Yea Forums.

I said pre-medusa, as in that personality is the perfect fuck doll.

I'm not considering character development/ if she has a say in it.

This is my fantasy bro, she'll accept me.

only duo to choose, every other choice is a sign of inferior taste

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Fair enough, I did drop the series long ago, still fap to the character though. Can't ever drop that.

I'll be the first in line in a snake gangbang!

chicken is more versatile of a meat. with the right preparation, such as letting it marinate for an extended time, it can adapt to far more flavors than "steak" can. Beef is at its best when it is eaten by itself and with very little variation.

With chicken there is a world of possibilities, and you're less likely to get heart disease too.

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This but last

What gave you this delusion?
No, seriously, explain.

This is how she looks now

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I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

>will probably do weird shit like pee in your morning cereal to show her love
Ok, how the FUCK is that supposed to be a flaw? Like seriously.

Snake would hate Snakefags.

She hates everyone except the Fire Sisters

Is there a torrent of every full OP and ED and I’m just not finding it? The musics all great.

???

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>there's plenty o places where they can give consent at 14
The American age of consent of 18 applies worldwide for American citizens.
Yes, it's retarded, but that's how it works. Even if the U.S. state you live in has a lower age of consent. Even if you are also a citizen of another country and commit this "crime" in that country (and it could be your home country as well, if you acquired American citizenship through naturalisation.)
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/emergencies/arrest-detention/crimes-against-minors.html

Monogatari has the best OST fucking ever.
It has so many 10/10 songs
youtube.com/watch?v=6slgHkcpRoU

Half of snake's sexual appeal is the bang, the other half is KanaHana. Prove me wrong.

That's a cute boy.

Oh no, you can't travel to another country to rape a little girl. How horrible and unjust.

your laws should not apply to people outside your lands user

Don't get the citizenship if you don't like the laws of that country.

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t. sex tourist

>like Kiss Shot
>like nee-san Snail
I wanna see what adult Yotsugi (somehow) would be like
also wanna see older Koyomi and Karen in police uniforms

>Prove me wrong.
Her clothing. That short frilly skirt, pure white knee socks and loose top with no bra.

It would normally be bait but literally look at what's being said in this conversation, he's actually correct in this instance

Maybe if you don't know the definition of "rape" or "little girl".

I’ve asked this a few threads now, but I’m on s2 and watched the movies. Can a LN fag etc talk about the sisters? It’s inplied they don’t have bfs really and just do it to make their incest crush less noticeable or something? Also after teeth brush, the episode heavily implied Karen and asanagi kept fooling around. How far do they go or isn’t it just left up? And doesn’t it ever delve into him cheating on crab with his sisters or is that just a secret he doesn’t ever go into?

I feel like people are actually quoting that one doujin with the impressively authentic Nisio-style writing in it when saying that the brothers don't exist.

It's not really known with any certainty, but if they are real they have an even more non-existent relationship than Koyomi does with Crab which is the one people joke about hardly being there. Tsukihi mentions in one of Nise's arcs that she & Karen have boyfriends, complaining that they have to be chaste with their boyfriends while Koyomi can basically have his way with the sisters. There's that one scene where I think Hanekawa asks what they're like and they both just say "like nii-chan!". Karen outright never mentions it again, even in the arc where she's the narrator in Off Season.

With Tsukihi it's mentioned once more towards the end of Hitagi Rendezvous, after Koyomi gets home from his date (which ended earlier than he expected because Gahara wanted to spend the evening with her dad). Tsukihi was just lazing around at home, and Koyomi asked why she wasn't spending White Day with her boyfriend, to which Tsukihi just said there was no real reason for it. After a bit of talking Koyomi casually asks her if she wants to spend the evening out with him and she immediately agrees. That's the last time it's mentioned regarding Tsukihi I think.

And what about Karen still fooling around after tooth brushing episode?
Thank you for the serious reply. I plan on reading the LN when I catch up to the series.

Mayoi a best, Nadeko is a close second.

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>And doesn’t it ever delve into him cheating on crab with his sisters or is that just a secret he doesn’t ever go into?
Ironically Kanbaru of all people is the only one who finds the whole thing odd. Everyone else seems to just go by the "they're just siblings who get along really well" logic.

Also Senjougahara has a daddy complex (like seemingly all tsunderes do...) she openly admits anyway so in that sense they're equal I suppose.

IIRC it ends the same way as it does in the anime

So “we like s fooling around and kept doing it” but the audience is never told more?
Yeah, crab is weirdly ok with all the other girls and (as I’m on s2) her bath scene with cat felt odd. Sexy but odd.

Depends on whether you like vanilla or chocolate.

>vanilla or literal shit
ftfy

Why are these supposed to be bad things?

It's very advertiser friendly! Yay gook moot!

They mostly don't.
But what if you go back into the USA?

There's a "body parts" series of in-between-the-books short stories one of which is called "Karen (arms and legs)". It's when they finally find out that their older brother is actually in a relationship with a girl as he tells them and is trying to schedule a meeting of crab with his family and Karen totally loses it, falls to the floor bawling her eyes out and flails like a spastic on the living room floor knocking things off the shelves and wrecking the furniture with her extra long and dangerous limbs (hence the title), all the while screaming that she will give rrrg her virginity (unironically) if he breaks up with crab.

It's all rather odd.

Correction, just re-read: she doesn't promise her virginity but she took the whole teeth brushing thing way more seriously than her brother did:

>I can't believe you already had a girlfriend when you were brushing my teeth like that!
>tell me what I'm doing wrong! If it's something to do with sex why didn't you just do it with me!

Etc.

I dont think I understood her arc, could you explain what you mean?

It's all about the Bee and Monkey, really.

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>It's all about the Bee and Monkey
together of course.

I want to rub their biceps.

For me, it's Gaen.

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sex with a girl who knows everything including your current thoughts

>you will never interrupt one of Gaen's long ass exposition dumps midway by shoving your dick down her throat

I have never had chicken as good as the best beefs I've had.

However, chicken is far more consistent and thus easier to get right in a day-to-day scenario (as in, not in a restaurant).

Janitors, I swear to god. If you delete another monogatari thread again without a good reason... They are not even in the archive.

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Nothing better than a good hatefuck.