Due to her weak condition and inability to function with any basic dignity worthy of a living being, the veterinary ethics committee has decided it would be unacceptably cruel to keep Kaos alive any longer. Because of this, Kaos will be put to sleep tomorrow. Since it has come to our knowledge that there are those with fond memories of her, we are announcing this in advance here so that those who wish to do so may say farewell to Kaos. Please be aware that this decision is final and has been reached in agreement with our top ababalogists as well as with Kaos herself.
Kaos's funeral and burial will be held in accordance with her wishes, "in a place where she won't be a nuisance to anyone".