Is she a virgin?

You can't be a virgin mommy, that doesn't make any sense

THE CAKE IS A LIE

In all TV shows women fall in love with the one who saves them, especially in harems

>IMPLYING VIRGINHOOD MAGICALLY COMPELS WOMEN TO FALL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST THING WITH A DICK TO STAND UP FOR THEM

Im a virgin woman and it literally does.

What? No, it doesn't. Women falling in love with men who save/stand up for them is pretty common in television, but it's definitely not "all TV shows" and I've NEVER seen this behavior attributed to "...because she's a virgin."

You called?

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May I see your mamaries madam or shall we encourage you to abandon the precinct ?

who is that ugly whore?

She didn’t.

I'm Merlin, stop lying about how magic works

She's from a really popular middle eastern manga.

>tits or gtfo
Newfag

>tfw Joseph's a cuck

>RATTU FACU
Namefag

But it does work that way.

I fall in love with everything with a dick cus ive never had sex.

Too bad Naruto isn’t a harem anime.
Actually, I think that it’s a good thing it isn’t. All those fanfics that I’ve read were terrible.

>Divine NTR
Is he though? Can you really be cucked by a virgin?

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Yes.

>my life experiences are so narrow that I genuinely believe that every other human being's psychological processes are identical to my own
Inb4 "merely pretending"

>Cheat on your husband
>Get pregnant
>Fiance finds out
>Tell him I'm still a virgin
>Tell him that god put the baby inside of me
>He believes me
>mfw me trying to cover up my cheating whore ways caused the most powerful and influential religion of all time to come into existence

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Didn't Joseph receive divine communications confirming this though? It's been a long-ass time since bible school so I might be remembering wrong, but I didn't think Mary's word was the only confirmation he got.

>retcons are canon

That was probably Mary's lover on the roof making a spooky voice claiming to be god to trick Joseph into raising his child for him

I wonder if First had chance to tell his spoiled granddaughter stop fucking around with boose and gamble and start making Senju children. It is Senju clan who really needs to be restored, wonder what happened to them and why Second didn't marry and didn't have children, it was his duty.

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>whiteknighting
LOL

Wasn’t she actually 12 or 14?

> I've NEVER seen this behavior attributed to "...because she's a virgin."
This is because who is not a virgin is a whore. Whores have many defenders but virgins have only one and last.

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Are you just throwing out random meme arguments now? What the fuck does "whiteknighting" have to do with our interaction at all?

Maybe Naruto has no harem but Sasuke has

S.oy

Actually now that I think about it, this is pretty much the level of posting quality that I should have expected from a namefag.

Can confirm, banged like 4 virgins that all turned into clingy one sided relationships

Pic related, its you.

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hahahahahahahaha. user, you'd be surprised

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Get cucked so hard that not even the "son" considers you father. Joseph had a hard life

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Its also because the ones that save them are fucking chads

by far the hottest female of Naruto

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Is this Kakashi-sempai standing next to him?
Yamato is cute

Nah

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Didn't the word Virgin mean young/youthful and pure lady and not be connected to sex back then.

So did she get the Lee, or did Metal spawn through mitosis?

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bros...

God I wish that was me

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Ugly hag.

Sex with a weapon

Wait a minute, if he is called Metal Lee, then Lee is a family name and Rock is a fucking name? Then why did everyone call him Lee if it's common of the village to call each other by names?(naruto, sakura, sasuke and etc)

Best girl died years ago, and i'm still not over it

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Based retard.

Well, Lee is older than the rest of them by a year. Sakura usually refers to him as Lee-San too.

fanfiction.net/s/7768208/1/Tsunade-s-Lemonade

Never forget

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Why does she wear that?

Probably more comfortable than cloth. Naruto wears it too, under his shirt, you can see it when he and Sauce beat the fuck out of each other

No.

It's called the immaculate conception for a reason

It looks like she’s wearing nothing but fishnets though.

Probably it has some kind of strategic function. The first thing that comes to mind it is easier to cut and get undressed.

i believe it.

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It’s strategic for sluts like her.

the jewish story is along those lines yes, and some even say that she wasa very young whore in a brothel and Joseph married her to save her from that life, but christians would obviously be livid about that and Jews gonna jew so who knows. Of course any real history of Jesus was suppressed in any case, there was 200 years to work with.

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I suppose she had some action with Dan before he died.
I love her.

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There is zero chance she's a virgin with the way she carries herself and acts.

>somebody that old that looks that good
It's not impossible, but it's about as likely as (You) not being a virgin

It's chainmail

Well, shotas and BLACKED Raikages aside...if we wanna realistically talk about her relationships then, yes. If she existed in the real world, because of her beauty and vanity, she would have taken dick. Not SOME random dick of cource, but chad ones. And not many mind you.

Tsunade doesn't have the personality of a slut or promiscuous woman. But she drinks a lot and likes to travel and has an outgoing personality that loves to have fun.
So do the math.

But this is anime and Narutoverse so....she hasn't had anyone else after Dan.

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Lee is named with Chinese convention, so his surname is Lee. And as pointed out, she's basically calling him "Mister Lee".
>Bruce/Blues Lee
>Rock Lee
>Metal Lee
One can only wonder what would be in next generation.
If only Metal would have a sister named Punk Lee, that is focused on Drunken Fist.

She gave birth to Minato so no.

AWWWWW YEA TOP SHELF GRANNY PUSSY IMAGINE HOW HE SAGGY SKINFOLDS WOULD LIGHTLY CLING TO YOUR COCK AS YOU SLID IN AND OUT OF HER MUSKY PUSSY, YOUD ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO SEE THE DUST PARTICLES GET EXPELLED FROM HER UN-USED GILF TWAT WITH EACH THRUST. HER WRINKLES WOULD DOUBLE AS HER WORN SKIN DESPERATELY TRIES TO STRETCH AND COMPRESS TO ACCOMIDATE FOR MOVEMENTS SHE HASNT EXPERIENCED IN FIFTY YEARS. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT ONCE YOU FINISH DUNKING HER OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE WITH YOUR MAN MILK, SHE’D PAT YOUR HEAD AND TELL YOU THAT YOUR HER SPECIAL LITTLE MAN

FUCK YEA, GRANNY PUSSY

Bet she's one hell of a virtuoso on the skin flute.

wat

Stop ruining this for me

>Gave birth to Minato
Are you retarded?

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Why would you do this

>The doujin where Shikamaru molests her with his shadow powers before she turns the tables on him and fucks him in her genjutsu world before Temari slaps her shit and fucks Shikamaru

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Trips of truth

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Liked Blue syndrome one more

Fuck you, you made me remember my grandma. She passed away a few years ago

Marrying her would make me the happiest man in the world.

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Only good thing that faggot ever did was the Tsunade one

Like the Curry of Life filler?

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She is 60+ years old...

Too consensual

And?

Lost it to her brother

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Too old!

I think the retard took the Granny nickname literal

>ywn be Tsunade and molest your little brother until he likes it
>ywn be Nawaki and get molested by your big tittied onee-chan until you like it

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Veeery nice
WIth a physical condition of a 25-30 year old woman. She will never age as long as her chakras remain at least high enough.

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Witnessed
Also fuck you

Damn, I forgot this

what takes more chakra: containing a bijuu or maintaining the integrity of whatever tsunade is wearing?

Do you think she’d relapse when she meets Naruto?

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I imagine she has, and will continue to until her death

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Hot.
Btw, will she ever physically die? Amazingly high amount of chakras and all.

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Good for her.

At some point, it will just become too much to maintain the illusion

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Minato Namikaze was the only true genius of Naruto

>no bloodline limit
>no special family tree
>no connection to Sage of Six Paths
>no hacks
>no eye powers

He went to the academy, performed amazing through sheer effort, training, learning, and studying. Learn his wife's heritage and mastered Uzumaki Seals, Perfected the 2nd Hokage's Flying Raijin technique, created his own Jutsu based on the Concentrated Bijuu-dama, Became Hokage based on his own abilities and became so feared and respected during the War that all nations had a "Flee on Sight" order when he appeared and was able to fight Madara based Obito and a full power Kurama.

He didnt everything by himself, no assistance...and this was before he got hack-powercreeped during the 4th Ninja War.

In the lore, the Mitotic Regeneration is suppose to shorten your lifespan and she spammed the fuck out of it during Shippuden....and now in Boruto, she is atleast 65-70 years old.

She's, like, half-Uzumaki, so I guess she's going to live to 120 instead of 150.

No, and it's directly related to why Hashirama died and no one mentions the how or why.
When Tsunade was a blossoming teenager, her grandfather, Hashirama, returned from a stressful outing during the Great Shinobi War. He returned to a big bussomed tsunade and simply cant resist his primal urges. He forced himself upon her and in shame was enough to force him to commit seppuku. Due to the guilt of feeling like the reason of being the death of the greatest shiobi, family head, and village leader she continues her life in a permiscuous way. Slutting about in order to please others in the way that Hashirama was pleased in his final happy moments, with her body.

>Tsunade fanart
Oh man my dick

I still can’t believe that Kishi ruined best girl.

This fanart is pretty tame compared to other more lewd ones.
Pic unrelated.

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Best girl is momo!

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He's prettier than his sister.

Would have liked a prequel instead of Boruto, now that I think about it

That would make it too easy to build lore. Also the only reason people watch boruto is for Naruto cast

Can confirm. I only started boobruto because i heard sasuke was in it.

I stayed for the new husbandos

so she's 70 but physically 30 due to chakra?

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>ONCE YOU FINISH DUNKING HER OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE WITH YOUR MAN MILK, SHE’D PAT YOUR HEAD AND TELL YOU THAT YOUR HER SPECIAL LITTLE MAN

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I'M STILL SO FUCKING UPSET

We’re all upset.

why are we upset?

>he doesn't know
someone post it

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FUCK GO BACK

what the fuck

I don't get it.

Same goes for Jiraiya but he ultimately died a chuuni loser

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Aww, she looks like a dango.

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They are tied with the young Mei.

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More like twenty-something.

Kishimoto made her get really fat.

wew

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That kiss she gave him was cute af tho

>imagine having sex (haha!) with tosaka
>imagine the way he chuckles into your ear while he pushes into you
>he breathes hot breath onto your neck and growls as he thrusts, making you shudder
>he holds your face down with his transformed arm, and holds onto your hip with the other
>his thrusts hit your spot nearly every time, and they also reach deeper
>you can tell he's close, hes panting harder and his thrusts are getting rougher
>he squeezes your dick as he cums, so you dont finish with him
>after finishing, he gets up, gets dressed, then leaves for juugo's room
>blueballed, just like the time with your ex *sigh*

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It was.

>was made back in 2005

fuck im old.

Too bad Sahara Wataru refuses to draw her properly and only gave her 1-2 pages across multiple books. And then switched to drawing Sarada, which doesn't even have a body type compatible with his art. And then he continues drawing Sakura/Hinata for the 30th time while his art degrades.

I'm more mad she ages like milk than her getting fat

I'll never forget how I got baited thinking it was a Shizune book only to be switched Sakura

Maybe because she is cursed. Mei definitely is though.

Anything made by sunahara is gaurenteed sakura or sarada.

I thought people knew this

>can't use wood style
>all of her jutsus are not even close to Hashirama's level
>a fucking senjew
>her healing jutsus can't even compare to what Hashirama was capable of
>a weak woman
Fucking pathetic, 0/10. Pigshit disgusting. A total disgrace to Hashirama's legacy. Seething just thinking about it.

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So why is she a virgin/unmarried?

Yes, we know, Madara-sama.

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Tsunade always drank sake and gambling. Why Shizune was always with her? Is she her student, sister, best friend or what?

can't get over the oneitis

>manga
who cares about the manga

>who cares about the objectively better version of the series

She's waiting for me first to come and satisfy her. And I will gladly do it everyday for the rest of my life.
But this gambling problem however needs to gtfo.

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She probably made Shizune grow a dick and fuck her or something

The anime is better
>MUCH better art
>fun episodes
>little to no edge
>feels like naruto and not DBZ
>cute boys
The manga is dogshit and deserves to sell like dogshit

Based Virgin Mary

>feels like Naruto
yeah nevermind, you are retarded

Why did sh run away from her responsibilities as a godmother?

I mean, compared to the manga

You could probably convince her if she got drunk enough.

How does she put it on?

Tsunade is the Jennifer Nigri of Naruto girls.

wat?

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Tsunade with a cock!

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don't ask

Prequel gaidens about various characters would be much better than what we got, especially that prequel series would expand on what little we knew, instead of ruining what was achieved by Naruto.

The manga is where the story is actually at and it has based Kawaki in it, you uncomprehending neophyte.

Does he ever draw anything where he isn't rabidly self-inserting as Naruto

I don’t understand why anyone would want to self insert as Naruto. His life is shit.

People cry about NTR if it isn't Naruto

She's a kunoichi. She had at least one mandatory fuck as training.

I thought that they were a woman?

he saw that if he had children they would just be chosen as Hokage again, and if Senju were Hokage too many times in a row, the other clans would start to think they were tricked into becoming Senju subjects, instead of joining the village as equals.
Despite his poor rep, Tobirama was actually quite sensitive to Uchiha issues, after all he fought them all his life and was probably tired of it, preferring to give them some concessions to prevent a split.

Every man close to her dies horribly.

Would still smash.

I honestly wonder if there was ever a subset of kunoichi in Naruto that disguise themselves as Oirans for missions.

>His life is shit.
That's exactly why people self-insert into Naruto. They can relate.

I don't think anyone ever self inserted into Naruto, he was always an insufferable little cunt

I really doubt they can relate to being an orphan hated by everyone in an entire village for reasons they don’t understand.

>brother
Dead
>Dan
Dead
>Jiraiya
Dead
She's cursed
I'm just waiting for Naruto to die.

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People self-inserted because he was written as some misunderstood loser. Even becomes a demi-god to pander to their delusions of grandeur. Still didn't win the girl away from chad, though.

>I'm just waiting for Naruto to die.
Kawaki, Jigen. Kashin Koji, or Boruto will make sure that happens.

Exhibitionism

>Maybe Naruto has no harem
Perriot tried to give him one through fillers. I remember one of the movie girls falling in love with him.

>Lolibaba
boring
>Cakebaba
excellent

There was also blonde hinata

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Hey give Hiruzen his props too. The dude mastered all 5 chakra natures without a bloodline and led Konoha to victory in two wars.

She was pretty much a moon rabbit before Kishi thought of moon rabbits. I don't remember much from the film, but I remember she could predict the future and the moon was fairly prominent since 90% of the film is outdoors at night.

Does containing bijuu as a jinchuriki actually wastes chakra? I thought the relationship was the other way around, and you actually got a huge pool of chakra for usage as long as you have a good relationship with your bijuu.
Anyways, it seems like the whole Tsunade deal is she made some sort of charka spell that boths keep her young looks and stocks chakra into the spell for combat usage, so if she uses too much chakra of that spell then she runs out of chakra to sustain her youth and becomes old agian. So I guess that "takes" more chakra than the other thing.

To bad she doesn't exist anymore, would've make for an interesting arc

Wasn't she the one that was ridiculously thirsty for Neji? Or was there another blonde I'm confusing her for?

The fact that kage don't have harems is a crime

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>Naruto with that tit grab
Wow...

I think you're thinking about Ino and no, she had the hots for sauce like pinkshit

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>Harems
Well not exactly i was thinking more of an arc where the illegitimate son/daughter of naruto had with blonde hinata was discovered and the extending ramifications and consequences of said existence being around
too bad japs are too cowardly to pull something like that

She had Uchiha fever so bad that, since she lost the Sauce to pinkshit, she had to go with a knockoff Sauce who called her fat

Two of these women are his distant cousins.

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