ITT: anime phrases you are sick and tired of
>it cant be helped!
>If I kill you then that would make me like you
>You and I we aren't so different after all
>you have to take responsibility!
>You and I we aren't so different after all
>tfw I actually like that one
>your penis is so hard
>I'm cumming!!! (and I want to tell you because of reasons)
>It's not like I like you or anything
>my hips are moving on their own
shigata ganai
so ganai wa ne
just kidding i could never get tired of this
>Even if you say that...
What does this even mean?
>MY COCK IS MELTING
>Chugs beer
PUUUUUUHAAAAAAAHHH
Smart character monologues
*adjusts glasses*
Gotta respect the eva nods though.
Anno made a whole generation of weebs turn their characters into retarded screaming drunks.
Oh god it's in my head and it won't stop
>let's do our best!
KONO HENTAIII
>you're 1000 years too early to take me on
>hayai
>hating on Ganbarimasu
Shame on you
>He's fast!
kono lolicon!
>If you kill him you will be just like him
>you're already dead
> YOU MIGHT BE STRONGER THAN ME BUT I HAVE WILL AND THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
>daga kotowaru!
>dude it doesn't matter how much effort you put into something you will never win against someone who is naturally talented at it lmao
>Okaerinasai, anata! Gohan wo taberu? Ofuro ni suru? Soretomo, wa. ta. shi?
>"You might be technically right, but I'm still not fully convinced and in doubt whether we should go through with whatever we were discussing"
There you go, fucking brainlet.
That never happens. Anime needs to encourage hard work and espouse positive morals.
True
If anything it's the opposite in real life. There are a ton of talented people who don't succeed because they're lazy and/or have shit attitudes.
Aw, i really like that one
The fuck kind of hentai do you watch?
>I'm just a normal high school student.
>Tatakae
>Tatakae
Cope, but whatever helps you sleep at night, man.
>I need to get stronger
>YARUZOOOOOOOOOOO
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation...
>About to be gang raped in public
>"It cant be helped"
>anone, anone,
women being good at martial arts is already stupid.
>So this is _____
>>You and I we aren't so different after all
That's not an anime phrase t hat's a shitty hollywood phrase
I never got this anime obsession with being the "best in the world" being born with a talent to be better than billions is less likely than winning the lottery.
Better to focus on reaching on your full potential than a childish and pointless comparison with others.
If you have to ask that you don't read enough H.
>I feel like I'm going to melt
>my dick is melting
>I feel her melting me
Probably the most common phrases in H
>no one piece chapter this week
>ITS SO WET
>E-eto...
>ITS SUCKING ME IN
>Im Cummminng!
>Lets both cum at the same time!
How the fuck...
Not at all. I suppose it depends on who is translating the hentai.
Besides i rather watch in than read it.
>moralfag mc shoots someone
>we, along with the mc think this character dies
>10 episodes later
>he's fully recovered for the sole reason to forward the plot
>MC-kun, You don't know about the thing?
>Guess I better spend the next 3 minutes explaining it to you
>Thanks to x I can now do y!
Every fucking time
>ara ara ~
>I HAVE TO MAMORU
>eh, nandate?
It's even worse when the characters should already know about the thing. But hey, how else are you suppose to do exposition? "Tell, don't show", am I right..
I-I tend to do that irl, but it's not like I want to do it.
>people don't want to get involved
Bullshit. I know that's true when it comes to adults. But if there's a little girl who's seemingly about to get raped, anyone would step in.
To be fair, etto is the equivalent of “ummm” or “hmmm”.
>Impossible! my [power/weapon/technique/penis] is invincible!
ugh
>as expected of the man who inherited the power of the person that they call the greatest so-and-so who has ever lived
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
I read most of my hentai, that could be the difference
This is Japan which is a land of soulless autonomous bugmen
Whenever a character is going through some emotional or maturing development they'll always look wistfully or smirk into the distance and say whatever they're experiencing and end it with "huh?" like "Having a family, huh?" or "Respecting women, huh?". Really ticks me off because all it serves is to make blatant what development they're realizing to the audience and nobody actually talks like that.
>side character is about to die
>they start laughing manically
>MUH FRIENDS ARE MUH STRENGTH
I swear to god that you need to have your manga canceled if you're a mangaka that does this.
trips wasted on faggotry
>"You're ten years too early to beat me!"
>warm food
>takes bite
>starts crying
kinnikuman does this and it's an infinitely better manga for it.
>SO FAR AWAY
>MUH FRIENDS ARE MUH STRENGTH
>consistently use your friends as canon fodder while you deal the final attack at the big boss and steal all the glory for yourself
>(character says something in completely audible volume)
>"what was that?"
>oh, nothing.....
>looks like rain
>but there are no clouds
>no, its definitely raining
>"No-one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!"
SASUGA
>character a is about to say something important to character b
>character c comes in and tells a and b to hurry
>character a tells character b "I'll tell you later"
>He never gets the chance to tell him.
The blue-balling of story writing. Nothing pisses me off more. JUST SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY GOD DAMN IT! FUCK CHARACTER C!
What's worse is that it's always disgusting women who say it.
Fucking my sister, huh? It can't be helped
>UMEEEEEEE
>someone don't understand something
>everyone slip at the same time and hit their heads at the floor with their legs at the air
Also don't forget
>It's nothing important.
They should make an anime where they take all these lines, and use them in completely inappropriate situations.
Like
The *drinks something* PUUUAAAH
could be used after two characters kiss.
No, that guy it's right.
>Stalking episode / chapter
>STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN JOKES
Do people actually think this? Is there really something wrong at laughing at something you find funny after sharing it to your friends?
tetetetetete
Yoo is that a last dinosaurs song?
nani?
yikes
faggot
there's not enough anime with reverse vore
Why is this never translated as "there's nothing that I/we can do" which is a thing people actually say and means the exact same thing?
>Hey this situation seems pretty cliché doesn't it?
>Yeah it's like we're in an anime or something
>Yeah right, who would watch an anime about us?
it's like my dick is getting massaged!
Because it can't be helped
Ore....
>villain makes a long and detailed speech about how his powers work even though the hero not knowing how it works is a huge advantage to him
Nobody:
Misato: PUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Anything related to cause-effect or shrodingers cat
Not everyone likes cows, pajeet.
>stop fucking me, I'm becoming retarrrdeeeeeddd!!!
Only phrase itt that is overused even in ironic context
Learning things, huh?
>getting tired of the GOAT phrase
>I'm only using 13.5% of my real power!
"It can't be helped" is still annoying even if it's translated differently because the Japanese phrase has lodged itself in my mind.
>blowjob
>your dick is still hard
>lets fuck now
>guy cums again
do hentai-writers not know how the dick works?
>blowjob
>they kiss right afterwards
>ass pussy
>armpit pussy
If you're not willing to taste your own fluids then you can't expect her to give the cleaning after the sex.
>do you want to eat dinner?
>take a bath?
>or... me?
>mouth pussy
>boiwomb
SHOUGANAI
THE STREAM IS DEAD
GANBARIMAS
KININARIMAS
>Waga Aru G
why the fuck are you even watching anime if you don't like 90% of the dialogue
it cant be helped
>hating on the loli platelets
E-even if you say that...
There may be be no reason for it, but I've got to do it nonetheless.
The most irritating part about that one is that most instances of this line could be replaced with a non-cliche excuse not to kill the character in question if the writers put a little effort into it. The instance in your pic could have simply been explained away with something about how killing an American glow-in-the-dark would fuck them over big time.
>You know you and I, we aren’t so different
lol
you should enjoy the small things of life, user.
>IF YOU JUST BELIEVE IN WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING
>ZA WARUDO
now this is epic
it sounds better with the background music
>deletes his previous duplicated post
>posts the exact same post
YOU TRIED TWICE AND YOU STILL FUCKED IT UP
>enemy kills, tortures, rapes, starves people to death and overall a horrible person
Finally is caught or overpowered in fight, sometimes won by a hair or small miracle by hero. Then these words are uttered. Ruins it. It’s ok to get rid of evil, second chances are for young characters that never knew a better way of life.
If you're young enough, that's easy to do.
>who the hell do you think I am?
That advice is so bad it's not even funny.
more then just anime. But agreed
"ummm" or "hmmm" is not good writing
>anime people talking like real life people is not good writing
Sasuga, Yea Forums
>protagonist/antagonist monologuing during a fight, while in slow motion
>But I love Onii-chan too
>the atmosphere changed?!
>I can feel their bloodlust
Because that requires nips to admit agency, but they are sheep so it's not "I can't do it" but rather "it's too hard to change".
> ironic weeb image
Fuck off.
>huh? why am I crying?
>side character is about to die
>backstory
>dies
>normalfags say za warudo
>ask if they've watched jojo
>they respond with "what's that?"
Believe it!
This one is actually great
This thread reminds me of how many times Junichi Suwabe and Sugiyama Noriaki had to record the "I am the bone of my sword" thing. Imagine it, you enter the recording booth and the sound director goes "Alright Suwabe-san, we'll do the UBW thing, you know how it goes" and you're like well here we go again, time for me to deliver this line i've already recorded 50 times before in my life
desu I don't think I'll ever get tired of this one. The first time Ichigo was nearly crushed by the weight of Kenpachi's bloodlust was kino.
>ara ara
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Just kidding, I could never get sick of that, I giggle like a schoolboy everytime
Did this board change my t b h to desu? That's hilarious. This happened to me once before but I thought it was my typo.
"what!?"
I'll be honest, I like this one.
>why am I remembering this now?
>only 10
>not 100 or 1000
What sorta pleb shit you been watching bruh?
Kek'd hard at this for some reason
>his dick doesn't stay hard after cumming
>he can't cum then cum again then cum again then cum again
You're obviously not a pro at masturbating like half of Yea Forums.
I like how HxH puts a spin on this by having the character be required to explain his powers in order for it to work
Kept you waiting, huh?
>character sees opponents power for a few seconds
>explains it exactly and in great detail to everyone
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream
>this shit thread is still up
The state of modern Yea Forums
>Koshien
ASAHI
>tfw HxH gets perfecter the longer you think about it.
That stopped being common like 20 years ago.
>gets perfecter
>perfecter
Fuck off back to your containment board
whats the deal with Yea Forums? frogs and e-celeb posting last forever there.
you really did that?
> i am _____, i am a highschool student
the intro monologue basically
>
>being this new
>CH-CHOTTO
>As expected of [character]
>I see, I see.
>Good morning!
>I'm back!
>I'm heading off/out
>Thanks for the food!
>Through the dark lord, amen
>where are you going?
>do you want to wear my jacket?
>Ah, sorry, sorry
>I love you
>You bastard!
>puru puru puru!
>KORE GA...ORE NO TATAKAU!
>Surpass your limits
>It's no mistake to call them a genius
>I CAN FEEL SENPAI'S PENIS INSIDE ME
>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
>being this ne/v/v/
>almost 200 posts
>still no UMI DA!!
Isn’t this just “oh my” in japanese? Why is it exclusively said by mommy characters?
Why birbs face is so erotic?
>pussy pussy
You outed yourself. I believe reddit is more up your alley, senpai.
>outing yourself so blatantly as a newfag
you need to lurk more, senpai
Kaguya uses it too.
And then I can join the cool kids club?
Not exactly part of the anime but "grando sponsa oh christmas" just after the op
>Not experiencing my childlike wonder vicariously through me
you really shouldn't be using derogatory terms like that
i'm not gonna report you this time because i don't like getting people banned and i'm sure you enjoy discussing anime on here but you should learn to do it in a way that doesn't marginalize people different then in sexuality or otherwise
than you*
>something is obviously wrong
>nandemonai
So this is Spiral Power, huh?
>HAYAI
>>You and I we aren't so different after all
>They really aren't different at all and in fact except for the one thing they can't agree on are pretty much the same character
THAT BLOND BRAT!!!
>B-Betsuni....
>please dont come inside me
>its fine, i’ll take responsability
>ending is them getting married
I love these so much.
my ex girlfriend actually said this exact same thing during sex and it made it harder for me to cum
>character name drops philosophical or scientific topic
>”....what was that? It was too windy and I didn’t hear you.”
>character actually did hear
Actually, yes they are.
Back to >>>/youtube/
>Because I have my friends!
>I can feel someone watching me
Not exactly an anime phrase, but I hate when in manga, a character has a speechbubble that says "..."
Because FUCK, if you showed me a panel of a character's face, I would have no way of knowing that he isn't saying anything in that panel, right? You just HAVE to add a stupid speech bubble that says "...", right?
I've been rewatching eva recently and the first time this happens in the series I was reminded of this. I'd forgotten just how long the sips are and how much of an exclamation the PHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is.
>push eyeglasses back with middle finger
I should utilise it now that i'm a visionlet
I do this without thinking and then feel like a dork.
>ah yes, this reminds me of that parasite that kills bugs when they reach a lower altitude, it must be that!
I'm so glad somebody clipped that thread, it was one of my favorites.
I AM CUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>lets come together
more like things you want to hear more often
no really i love this scene
Nah, it's cycled back to enjoying Nihongo's formulaic nature.
the basic "un" annoys me a lot for some reason. there are lots of great ones that make up for it though
Get this filthy sjw off Yea Forums
fucking hate that shit, they could be battling in a stadium, and one of the dudes will go, "Have you ever heard of schrodinger's cat?" suddenly he will go into explanation overdrive while trying to somehow tie his power/strength/whatthefuckever to a fucking philosophical or scientific topic that has zero fucking relevance to the genre, let alone that one person in specific.
>Hurr Durr Have you ever heard of the trolley problem? With control over trolleys, I can send them at you at haiyai speeds using "MultiTrack Drifting"
shit pisses me off more then it should
>Are you referring to THAT?
>Looks like I'll have to use THAT!
>I'm going ALL OUT!
HOOOOOOUuuuOooooooOOOOOOH
Onee-sama!!
KIMI/ORE NO NORYUOKU
I do this consciously. I actually think adjusting it from the sides feels more retarded.
>Gomenasai, warukatta, sumimasen
All sorry-Boys and sorry-Girls should perish
>expecting alphaness on beta country
Not wasting the remaining time of your life on imageboards, huh?
I hate it because it's 99% of time it's either shallow or makes no sense and it pulls me out of story and reminds me that it's all being written by some Japanase bachelor that dissapointed his parents after becoming mangaka instead of going to Todai.
Seriously why is this phrase used so much?
"You have a point, but..."
I like Saike because he has to do detective work to figure out the opponent's power.
>Grand Sponsa Tokyo Day Oh Christmas!
>I’m all fired up now!
>It's so fucking deep!
>move your tongue around more
>oh I'm fucking cumming!
>take it boy!
>that's good
>do it again
>you like embarrassing me huh?
>oh my shoulder!
>you got me mad now
>thank you sir!
>>move your tongue around more
Never seen this one.
Git gud you quick shot queer
>Would you like dinner? A bath? Or maybe..... WA-TA-SHI? :3
Pandering and not even good one at that
> A dude saw me naked so I can't be a bride anymore
gf tits or gtfo
>not fucking your waifu in the bathtub while you eat
It's called efficiency.
I need a convoluted narrative to really get off.
VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>Is this the power of _______?
Early SnK was really bad at this and this is a cardinal sin of writing. I'm not gonna give a fuck about "muh sympathetic" character if you wait till the last second to flesh them out.
But that's hot
Shikata ga nai
Staying hard is fine, cumming gallons of cum after the guy has nutted more than twice, now that's the ridiculous part.
>YOURE STIRRING UP MY LEWD PUSSY WITH YOUR DIRTY PENIS
Any girl worth your time uses Boku anyway.
So this is the power of ______ huh?
Shikata ga nai
Irony is all I have left!
>Character is being caught naked. Time to for physical assault.
That phrase alone has ruined any beach outing forever.
Tomodachi
>that's not how it works at all!
YOU SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE BOKE SAID SOMETHING THAT'S WILDLY FALSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>X a cute! A cute!
>X... Home...
>SOMETHING IS COMING OUT INSIDE...
>[insert year]... I am forgotten...
>Have you ever heard of schrodingers cat thought experiment?
kek
Is this comic based off of Chinese culture or something
>thread is still up with that youtube shit
Yea Forums is worst than fucking Yea Forums
It can't be helped
Even if you say that...
>Yea Forums is full of ironic weebs
Shocking!!!
Hide the thread if you don't like it. Fucking retard.
That's because it's actually
>stick your tongue out more
>ITE TE TE!!
>Sahhhh~
Just kidding, this is the best
>He doesn't drink beer after every kiss
>But if there's a little girl who's seemingly about to get raped, anyone would step in.
*join in
>translators opts to do something other than using stock translations
>Yea Forums bitchs
>translators just use the stock translations
>this thread
can't win huh
>>If I kill you then that would make me like you
i irrationally hate this one so much
Bitch, we use fag for everything. Now it only means homo if you say it to OP
Where is the elitism? Is this samefagging?
Yes user, it's all the exact same people bitching both ways.
>What are you, a tsundere
Fuck off, nobodys been impressed by that shit in at least a decade.
>bad man does something bad
>YAROOOOO
>Y-YURUSAN
Basic guide to Jojo:
>MASAKA
>BAKANA
>NANI
>you bastard!
>it cant be helped
>im not like you, i wont kill you
>my hips are moving on their own
>my cock is melting
>lets cum together!
>im cumming!
this isnt really a phrase but also panting like a fat kid running up the stairs while they kiss one-another
hd
I hate myself for it, but i kinda like that in ironic context
I don't remember the name of it, but a few seasons back there was a mecha anime with time travel shit, and the mc of that spouted that shit all the time. I hated that faggot.
Make it
>wa-ta-ku-shi~
and we have a deal
O MY RUBBER NEN
ROHAN SENSEI
KEKKA DAKE DA
>that's because...
>even if you say that...
that's the least creative way to "spin" the idea, what are you crying about