Anime Characters and their crime they would be arrested for. I'll start.
Child Pornography
Anime Characters and their crime they would be arrested for. I'll start
Ryan Lewis
Andrew Carter
Destruction of private or public property
Zachary Baker
conning everyone and everything
Henry Rivera
Prostitution
Angel James
Use of heavy machinery without a permit
Angel Cruz
Child labour and exploitation
Connor Scott
Sexual assault.
Grayson Johnson
"Ye Not Guilty" is all the permission he needs.
Jonathan Price
Sheltering illegal alien
Ryan Lewis
Genocide.
Matthew Butler
Being a turbo faggot. Also half-human trafficking.
Adam Nelson
Being a womanlet and a shit.
Jonathan Lopez
One count of shit taste.
Elijah Baker
Being too ugly
Henry Scott
How old is she again?
Adam Bell
I wish she'd assault me, too.
Kevin Mitchell
Treason, war crimes, terrorism, mass murder, political assassination, blackmail and extortion, voter fraud.
Justin Reed
That is not a valid permit issued by city hall.
Kevin Morgan
Ian Long
Are you a cute girl that won't love her no matter what? No? Too bad.
Samuel Wood
Illegal possession of an exotic animal
Zachary Green
Aren't we all little girls here?
Julian Howard
>crime
Jackson Reed
She'd be burned at the stake for Crimes against the church
Cameron Gray
I'm sure you're all familiar with their crimes. Just don't leave them in the same cell.
Benjamin Jones
I literally jerked off to this show this morning.
Dylan Ross
What’s the point of posting endgame spoilers on a board for superior eastern media?
Jaxon Watson
It's issued by God therefore exempting the need of a city hall permit.
Angel Walker
Fuck, I got that confused with my other satania laughing gif.
Anyone got any other gifs of this perfect girl?
Levi Powell
Being Chinese in the current year
Josiah Williams
Murder
Theft
Turning people into monsters
Stopping time without a permit
Cooper Jenkins
Sakaki is best girl, Tomo is worst girl. You can't refute this.
Isaac Jackson
But you'd probably fall in love with her too if she molested you, so you're unsuitable.
Adam Thomas
They'd arrest her for pedophilia.
Samuel Diaz
what
Jason Roberts
sexual assault on various occasions too.
both men and women.
Carter Gomez
Tomatoes can't make laws, nor be held accountable for crimes, user.
Owen Sanchez
going over the speed limit
Angel Clark
Christopher Thompson
Desertion, dereliction of duty, collaborating with an enemy agent, molestation of a superior officer
Adrian Bailey
Child Endangerment
Tax Evasion
Spousal Abandonment
Child Abandonment
Murder
Flying without a license
Property Damage
Hunting and Fishing without a permit
Ethan Young
She's preying on someone who is hundreds of years younger, and has a childish mind.
Sebastian Myers
Unlawful possession of a firearm, unlawful discharge of a firearm, possession of an explosive device, theft of military hardware, terrorism, criminal recklessness, destruction of private and public property, attempted murder, failure to report a crime resulting in harm, deprivation of liberty.
Carter Lewis
Gabriel Martinez
Extortion
Blackmail
Illegal trespassing of property
Slavery
Tax evasion
Murder
Lese majeste
And others i don't remember.
Angel Parker
Don't forget cruelty to animals. You can also get her on murder, because witches are former magical girls and she knows this. Plus, she killed Meduka in timeline three
Samuel Reyes
Vehicular manslaughter
Reckless Driving
Bentley Hughes
conspiracy, grand theft, destruction of public and private property, jaywalking
Parker Edwards
Invalid. Goblins are subhuman.
Jaxson Clark
>Vehicular manslaughter
When?
Julian Moore
i get what you're going for but its not illegal
Dominic Young
>Vehicular manslaughter
i think you're thinking of hojo/shinigami
Robert Martinez
Misappropriation of government funds
Conspiracy to commit murder
Conscription of children for the purposes of warfare
Murder
Fraud
Treason
Child abandonment
Child neglect
Child abuse
Genocide
Are there any anons who know enough law to comment on the bioethics of creating superbeings like the Evas or cloning human hybrids like Rei?
Blake Cook
Speaking of Tomo, she would surely be arrested for this
Caleb Ross
Domestic Terrorism
Theft of Government Property
Serial Murders
Kidnapping
Evading Police
Chase Bennett
Multiple charges of trespassing. Some property damage too.
David Cox
War crimes that puts abu ghraib to shame.
Hunter Rodriguez
Luis Rivera
it's okay, they all liked it in the end
Jason Watson
Stalking, kidnaping, rape.
John Baker
Crossboarders really know how to kick themselves out
Daniel Ramirez
rape
Julian Brooks
When the judge hears caska enjoyed it he'd throw the case out.
Luis Morgan
Based
Gabriel Young
Child Abuse
Child Neglect
Peodphilia
Logan Martinez
You're about to be in an argument with some people for that one.
Henry Ortiz
shota-molesting
Gabriel Lewis
Don't talk about your waifu like that.
Colton Jones
Jordan Price
It was just counter-interrogation training for new recruits.
Grayson Gonzalez
IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS FEMTO!
Josiah Rodriguez
Technically when you ascend into another being you aren't the same person any more.
Henry Watson
14 I think.
Juan Powell
Subaru is an upstanding citizen!
Zachary Rogers
Peeing in public.
Zachary Foster
I'm sure there's something
Christian Young
War crimes
Misuse of taxpayer money
Angel Wilson
¡Gracias, doctora!
Tyler Adams
Attempted rape
2 counts of child labour exploitation
Ah yes technical immunity. The best kind of immunity.
Ethan Allen
Exceeding the noise limit.
Parker Clark
the show is called wataten because when i see lolicon lady, im like "what a 10!!"
Christopher Rodriguez
Slap yourself.
Hunter Cooper
You know how difficult it is for pedos to find women who are into the same things they are?
You need to look up sex offenders registry for candiates and shit.
Lincoln Powell
Slap yourself again, this time twice as hard.
Ryder Ross
Murder and/or manslaughter.
Ayden Howard
illegal monetary transactions
Luis Lopez
If you're trying to do a standup bit, something like "There's all sorts of dating sites for people with common interests these days, but pedophiles still only have the sex offender registry" would probably land better. But yeah, slap yourself
Sebastian Peterson
I want mya-nee to slap me
Wyatt Powell
And for being accordioned by me in front of children too.
Gavin Jenkins
>being a tripfag
Okay, now you've leveled up to 'punch yourself in the nuts' tier.
Lincoln Ramirez
also blasphemy
Jordan Williams
I hope she rapes me desu
Austin Collins
oh lol i put that name on as an inside joke and forgot to take it off. also i want mya nee to punch me in the nuts
Jacob Perez
>le tv tropes XD
Cooper Carter
Also kidnapping
Carson Hall
that's what Hitler said too
Adam Baker
well then he... was right about goblins?
Tyler Russell
You missed a few, namely:
Violating the NAP
Conspiracy to defraud the government
Insider trading
Blackmail
Animal abuse
Willful negligence
Endangering the welfare of a child
Money laundering and Racketeering
Extortion
Wilfully negligent manslaughter
Exceeding the speed limit by at least 10 mph
And, more seriously, tax evasion.
Jack Morales
>JAYWALKING
Christian Sanders
let´s not jump to conclusions yet
slavery is legal there
Joseph Smith
I don't think people who care about the NAP actually have a problem with the rest of that list