Dungeon Meshi

Misurn will forever be a guy.

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Captain is a boy though.

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Did you know that despite being only 13% of the elf population...

Good job OP, you invited all the shitposters.

it is i.
le shitposter-kun,

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sexy in small quantities.

wouldnt that be just a tanned elf
like a wild or wood elf or something
if she was a dark elf she'd have black or blue skin

dark skin white hair, user

You can't just eat anything! She's your sister, not a chicken wing.

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Was Chilchack sexually aroused from female halfling Marcille?

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Nope, stop asking that question.

Are you trying to imply he is gay?

He has a wife and a daughter, you faggot. This thread is shit.

Exactly. So he isn't a gay and I think he defo had to find Marcille a pleasant sight, being stuck in a dungeon for several weeks(?) at least and probably not having a chance to properly oogle a shapely halfling.
Though maybe he found time to enjoy his time with Kabru's thief, under the pot.

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are you behind all those "thread arbiter elegantie" posts in DM threads or are there more anons like you?

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Can we just talk about how cute my gf(male) is?

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Which species would you like to mate with the most?

How about the stripper-san one?

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starting to get horny again

Isn't it obvious?
Most of the pedo pervs here haflings but kobold obviously jk naturally elves

I'm just here for Farlyn. When will we see her again?

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Wrong choice of picture, sorry.

You know how there is the theory that his bad eye is that way because he controls a familiar - but the small pixie is obviously not his but Pattdohl's?

I predict that Pattdohl is captain's familiar.

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Honestly I'd care more about the girl than what she is. Even the Orc Chief's sister is cute when you get to know her.

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>choice of food: sandwiches/bagettes
How can she be so perfect guys

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>I've never killed an elf, lol, great opportunity
NO.

I think that's a dumb theory and he just have a bad eye. Big nose doesn't have a funky eye and if captain is controling her why did he needs verbal commands.

I'm surprised how much I ended up liking these knife ears. So far at least.

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>if captain is controling her why did he needs verbal commands
There's no need for everybody to know.

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This is kinda fucked up if you think about it.

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Farlyn post dragoning

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You guys would probably be too small to do an insertion even with your whole body.

It's okay. She's for cuddle, not for lewd.

She just looks so soft and fluffy, I'm fine just snuggling for a while. Imagine sitting on her back between those wings, nestled down into the feathers, leaning forward to wrap your arms around her torso and press your face into that ring of fluff at her neck
Also the size difference isn't that crazy, whole body insertion would probably be a serious stretch. most of the nerve endings are near the entrance anyway

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what lewd, I was speaking about wholesome christian procreation as is the duty.

How would impregnating sex with her be like? Would she be a good mother?

Sounds like lots of peril and possibly danger.
Mom, stellar naturally. Though probably excentric at the same time.

Reminder that the sorcerer is a cute girl with a feminine womb to bear children with

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>sorcerer
>a girl
>sorcerer

Depends whether you get the dragon soul out first
>defeat the mad sorcerer
>Farlyn comes back to her senses
>...mostly, she remembers who everyone is, has most of her personality back, but heavily affected by draconic instincts
>she knows better, really, but she can't help but subconsciously think of herself as perfect, dominant almost predatory, master of all she surveys
>naturally, this includes you
>and being perfect, she refuses to let you try to change her back. There will be no eating of her dragon parts, at least not literally.
>still the same kind, enthusiastic, sometimes reckless and impulsive person at heart, she'll never actually change fundamentally
>but when you're alone, she lets loose, trusting you to accept her despite everything
>if she has a bad day, you're getting curled around possessively and not escaping until she relaxes
>if she's horny, she uses her front legs to pin your shoulders and pounds on your hips until she's satisfied
>if both, she'll grind on your face until her clenching draws you inside and hold you there until she passes out

>that's now how she got pregnant though
>turns out female dragons don't ovulate until they get dominated by a male
>you have no hope of actually beating her in a fight, but luckily she's as into this as you are, and it's just the sense of helpless submission that triggers their breeding instincts
>50 feet of sturdy rope, some clever knots and secure anchors later and you're thoroughly in control
>she's already as wet as you've ever seen her, pinned with her torso flat on the ground and her hips raised almost to your head height
>you're more than familiar with what she likes, able to stroke and tease just the right places to build up to the peak but not break it
>rubbing her thighs, the base of her tail, delicately brushing her lips, nibbling her plum sized clit keeps her on the edge
>until she's almost mindless with pleasure and completely subservient to your will and the faintest touch will set her off
>slamming your hips into hers does it, with you just as excited it doesn't take you long either
>with the last of your energy you undo a few key ropes to let her lay down, curl up against her fluffy stomach with her wing draped over you and fall asleep
>when you wake up she's almost glowing, she swears she can feel it
>your children are going to be just as perfect as she is

This will forever be the dumbest and most tiresome discussion

>still in denial about his gender

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That's a woman. Looks like one too unless you mean to tell me a feminine face and breasts means you're a guy.

Not as good as Marcille

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>dark elves?
I'm a fan regardless of setting

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>breasts
where?

Assuming Dungeon Meshi were to get a decent anime adaption, do you see this appealing to the broad audience or is it too niche?

captain is captain
gender no matter
captain is love

Official translations renamed her to the Lunatic Magician.

>not knowing that most Japanese words aren't inherently gendered

>k a r e
>a
>r
>e

Do all dark elves possess a superior posterior?

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>do you see this appealing to the broad audience
Yes.

Yes, they are dark afterall.

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Make your own fatfetish thread. This one has "dungeon meshi" in the title.

The most beautiful.

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But the tragedy of haircut and the unfortunate coming of bangs.
>no more intricate changing hairstyles that the guys never noticed

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What did you just call fat, you fucker? Where do you see fat?

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At the same time it's nice to see how she works around it. It will regrow anyway.

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What if it takes 50 human years!
It won't regrow in time for the next chapter, which was already too late!

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I feel ya, but it's dumb to assume that elven hair would take longer to regrow. No setting does. Please no discussion about her actually being 100+ years old, she grew up alongside Farlyn for fucks sake

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user you do realize that was just some dumb theory someone pulled outta their ass right?

It helps that instead of being just another cold calculating spec ops team each of them have their own personality that sets them apart. Despite the fact that at the end of the day they are only here to kickstart the dungeon into going Exterminatus mode.

>at the end of the day they are only here to kickstart the dungeon into going Exterminatus mode
The starting page shows they don't, they would prefer to kill dungeons as early as possible.

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>Every Canary has their own row on this page.
>Pattohl is in Captain's row.
FAMILIAR CONFIRMED

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I miss the main crew. When are we going back to the main crew. :(

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So I checked that manga which somebody linked last thread.
mangadex.org/chapter/571511/1
FUCKING WAT I DON'T EVEN
VILE GUY

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user it's an isekai about poop, it's a literal shitpost, and probably adapted from a light novel to boot
you should know better

>not roused by all the cute young halfling girls
>works far away from his wife and daughter, likely only sending money home out of obligation
>mfw Chilchak had a bad time with his wife and became a mythical non-virginal MGTOW

Did you see what the protagonist did tho?

Assuming ara tengu is an actual tengu and not just a cosplayer with bird sleeves...
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4334777
I'll give her all the pent-up young male gratitude she's longed for.

>95% chance of being no-budget, unfaithful dogshit that gets little to no normalfag attention due to be bad
>5% chance of being great and making all meshi discussion even more retarded than the elfposting
pick your poison

She only wants her master's dick. Sorry senpai. Her womb is not for bearing your children.

no because I didn't read passed the first page

there's always option 3, where it's total garbage but attract attention anyway ruining threads forever

When the young master is dicking young hole and menopause is on the doorstep, her standards will lower. That is when I strike.

That's not how menopause work. Women don't immediately start wanting to fuck anyone that wants to fuck them because they're getting older.

What the hell is it about this manga that makes it so delicious? I can't but my finger on it.

Everything about it is good but nothing in particular is excellent.
Maybe it's because it doesn't lack in anything either?

it does everything correct, especially the things you didn't know you needed
the breadth of the goodness is truly staggering and makes it something special

user, I'm referring to pre-menopausal women being desperate to settle and have kids before they're no longer able to bear children, not to some chemical reaction lowering their standards.

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So I'm curious about her. She raised the guy from infant to adulthood and wants him to impregnate her? Isn't she a bit too old especially if he's in his 30's?

>Elf knows the only way to handle a giant mushroom is to put it somewhere moist

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>One eye wide open while the other is closed
God she's such a cute tomboy

It feels wrong to lewd any of Kui's characters, but boy I want to see her in a Kuroinu situation

If she's an actual tengu (she comes across as sort of ageless and ethereal, so I'm leaning toward her disguising her tengu form, though probably not in true secrecy, since the feather sleeves would be pretty bold if she was actually incognito from the nobles she serves), she likely lives a hell of a lot longer than the average human.

>not happy sex/vanilla
boooooo

Has there ever been any happy sex/vanilla doujin with dark elves?

I'm all for ara ara women fucking and getting impregnated by boys they raised from a young age into men.

I'd say the expressions and most of the humor is excellent, as well as some extremely subtle foreshadowing. That plus everything else being at least quite competent makes for a very pleasant experience.

Hi James

She doesn't want her master's dick, she wants to mother him.

I recall e-hentai.org/g/851257/ad98b7a666/ (wow, author did Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou yuri robot porn)
e-hentai.org/g/1188637/d8a7a9b254/
e-hentai.org/g/754365/a846db98d3/ (didn't read, looks non-terrible)

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So comments wondering whether the special forces elves are guys or girls, why are they there again? Are they trying to hunt down Marcille?

Seems like she had a strong attraction to him. She was motherly and kept doting on him, but she also seemed jealous when he talked about Farlyn or when other women got near him.

Her gender is elf.

they're here for the dungeon, nobody knows about what Marcille did except da samurai

She didn't like Farlyn because Farlyn wasn't good enough for her boy. Even the others in Sureau's party didn't really like the idea of a foreigner capturing his heart.

I really feel bad for sorcerer king.
He just wanted all his beloved humies to live as long as he did.

>Still posting the small version
noooooooooo

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Bleh, I found much more brutal, disgusting shit while looking up those. Fuck you all that it caters to, sick bastards. Better hope there is nothing like karma IRL.

More importantly, knows you have to use vertical blows.

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I'm half expecting Marcille to actually be a princess and for the special forces elves to kneel before her.

I love this but holy shit do I hate the trope of those trashy ass tramp stamp tattoos on elves

>"Captain. You can't solve everything punching it really hard."

>japs cry about their society being too autistic to find love
>porn is 90% soulless slutshit and depraved fetishes
at least my top taste in the monster girl tag has a much higher ratio of tender loving fug, even if the number of monster girl doujins in general is criminally low

I'm pretty sure that's a lie, user

Closest one I can think of is the one by Heavy Bunny Addiction where a high elf "convinces" a futa dark elf into procreating a new race of mixed elves together.

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They're for loving.

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>Wanting brown elves

No

I want one. Nothing you say will change my mind. I will always desire soft chocolate-milk skin and pointy ears to nibble on.

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missed a spot on her hair

imagine the fluff

Why are her ears so much fatter than the other elves?

Remember when this was a comfy cooking mango

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Pepperidge farm does

Marcille is a nerd that doesn't diet or stay in shape.

>make one of the cutest boys in manga history
>also make him straight
For what purpose

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There's a theory but whenever it's mentioned people get triggered and than blame it on everybody else.

Just because they are cute that doesn't mean they are fags all the time, fag.

Its mostly that one guy

You mean the Marcille is half-human theory? Why on earth would that annoy anyone? That would make sense as to why she's in the world of the humans and for her rather plain appearance.

Just because all the kids you molest turn gay doesn't mean all the kids you can't should too.

Also made sense that her nightmare 'death' monster ages people on attack. She's scared of outliving her loved ones one way or another.