Why's this kid so fucking GAY?

Why's this kid so fucking GAY?

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there's nothing gay about having too much self respect to throw yourself at the slightest whiff of coochie

Sire Mahiro is wiser than thou art.

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I don't understand French.

This is a 10/10 girl we're talking about here.

Is that an actual line, or an edit?

I want to see an anime where a girl throws herself at a guy, but he screeches and rejects her. Then the girl spreads rumors of him being gay around school

Motherfucker just keeps passing his SAN checks.

Someone post that page of the LN after MC actually said yes to Nyaruko and how it turned out for him.

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Terrible Frenchman.

Didnt she rape him at the end?

She’s hot as fuck though. Literal wife tier

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>Why's this kid so fucking GAY?
No, I'm afraid she's French.

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Post source anybody please

i'm gay for you though

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Masterful writing
Truly enlightened literature.

>tfw ywn have a girl that wants you so bad she’ll do this to you
Why even live. Why can’t that be me. I don’t need my sanity any way

she turned into Howler in the Dark form isn't she

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That's an elder god. Only madness awaits you.

Wish I had a Nyarko wife bros.
do you live in new zealand?
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Worth it

She is an incomprehensible being of madness, not your waifu

They do fug at the end of the LN though (and when I say fug, I mean Mahiro gets raped)

If I remember correctly, they confessed their feelings to each other in a vanilla way before this right?

Dude still has the forks on him, just in case she tries something..

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HAI JOKER!!

Yes, there is.

Worth it. She’s perfect.

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I believe in only one God, so she's not an elder god, just some overhyped xeno. Who I can convert to my religion. With my penis. So she can have my children.

My god I wish that was me

She doesn't just want to do it though. She literally wants to do it for the purpose of procreation.

I want nyaruko to absolutely rape the life out of me

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That isn't Nyaruko real form, just a disguise. He's scared. I can relate somewhat to that

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It’s one of her many forms so it’s still really her

Anyone has the pic of children of Nyaruko?

Seconded. Do want.

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looks like first batch was triplets, then one boy then a girl.

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How to get real life nyaruko wife?

Not this one, the other one.

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Where would this fall within mendelian inheritance?

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>no other anime does kamen rider references

A real travesty.

The great thing about sex with Nyaruko is it's like sex with Komari at the same time.

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She’s perfect

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What with her being Nyarlathotep, chances are your god is actually one of her thousand masks, created to thoroughly fuck with humanity.

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if you can't stand spending time with someone they're 0/10 no matter their looks. don't stick your dick in anyone that makes you unhappy

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No, that's not how my religion works.

Sorry, doesn't matter how your religion works.

>letting thots dictate your life

What would you do to her body, after suffering through such a traumatic night?

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Ask her to do it again.

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It's a horror from outer space, not your waifu

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t.flaming homo

what the fuck is going on

underage autism

It's not dignified to be too infatuated with a girl.

You'd need to have the F1 generation that expresses the dominant traits first for this to work, though.

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Jannies asleep again I see. Or they're the ones shitposting.

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WHOA! Looking cool, Joker!

He was voiced by a girl, so giving in would be actually more gay.

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Reminds of that one scene in Mirai Nikki where Yuki ran away from Yuno in a dominatrix outfit and Murmur outright asked if he was gay.

Especially cosmic eldritch abominations

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It's her mangling a line that she's supposed to memorize.

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>space heart massage

Probably sent one of crawling tendrils inside him to massage the heart directly. But what orifice did she use?

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Mahiro is wiser than thou because despite her looks she is in fact a terrible frenchman

>not wanting your dick enveloped in her mouth tentacles
Fag.

Fucking Space Red Tape.

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I would, but I'd keep a fork handy just in case.

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I want to be raped in every orifice by nyaruko!

Completely worth it.

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How to get nyaruko gf lads?

Nyaruko is my wife!

SONS OF BITCHES

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because japan

How can one be so new?

>Nyaruko

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