You wake up in your room and see this, what do?

I prepare an action

Why is Bard not wearing pants?

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Claiming the wizard because she's confirmed to be virgin.

I wuold lick their feets nothing more or less

I bet that swordmage has a big sword for all those girls

it was getting in the way

Try not to have a heart attack because of how adorable it is.

3some with the cleric and the paladin

get out
pedophile is serious crime in my country

Hope I have become one of them. Or at least a shota, so I don't go to jail.

I don't see 3D, kid

Easy access

Imagine the smell.

Nobody cares about your country.

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Like crayons, strawberries, and a hint of pee

I guess speaking properly is also a serious crime in your literally who country, Mr. ESL.

Bards are quick to lose their pants, it's on the class description.

Name?

You must feel the sound as much as possible, the clothes would get on the way.

Ask me why there is a lolicon pic on the ceiling of my room.

I am the one true warrior. I will carry all of them.

Why is there a lolicon pic on the ceiling of your room?

Why isn't there a lolicon pic on the ceiling of your room?

How can "pedophilia" be illegal?
You're going to arrest someone over a thought crime?

You don't understand user, children are illegal.

By the way he spells, his "country" still thinks witches are real, so it's likely.

No idea, I'm not a lolicon.

me with the sketchbook

mine too LOL

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That makes you gay

Was I sleeping standing up? Who filled my room with sweets and adventurers?

I'd live under there

question...

how do artists get good at drawing little girls... do they use reference?

Fuck them hard

No, it makes me straight.

THEN WHO WAS CEILING?

Spend a lot of time looking at little girls...

>rogue has glasses
>a class usually known for its keen senses
>not a magic caster like wizard
What kind of idiot created this?

>:3

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She's super kinky, user. Can you handle her?

Which one has the biggest dick?

Probably a thief came into my house and put that picture to scare me.

SWORDmage

The worst kind, a lolicon.

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>Implying she needs them to see and they aren't just fashionable

A bunch of kids?
Tell them to get the fuck out and to stop touching stuff.

I don't have a room, first of all.

rogue stole it, that's why she's begging

Me hanging out with the bard

Makes sense
Paladin looks like she would be hung as fuck too, but too submissive to use it

Remember your oath, user.

rogue doesn't need them, she's just showing off her loot

Become their DM obviously and take them on the adventure of a life time that they will never forget.

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How, where do you sleep then?

I want the rogue's booty.

Sucks to be you doesn't buddy?

Those are the cutest though, especially when they lose their minds when they really get it going and start fucking like a hungry animal

In the air, I think. I sleep on a bunk bed.

She's only acts kinky because she really doesn't know about sex.

Says the guy who never touched a girl.

>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

I'm sorry for you.

>4channel.jpg

>In the air
A-user, I think we need to talk about your diet.

Ah, so you are a newfaf after all.

Bard better be careful then, she's treading dangerous waters

What if user is a ghost?

Just to be clear, I wasn't the user you replied to. I just felt like mocking you.

It probably not gonna be the first time she's been jackhammered by her

>juju again

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Why the fuck do we only have one tank? That druid had better be able to morph. We have two support and four DPS, one hybrid and one paladin. This party is going nowhere, I'm finding another group to roll with.

Juju here, I love my daddy's fat cock!

Hey, I'm not hating on lolicons this time. Just joking a bit.

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>tank
I'm assuming they're playing proper d&d and not some mmo. A cleric, or well-prepared druid or even a wizard can be far "tankier" than a frontliner in d&d. Frontliners are more for utility, grapples, disarms, etc. And of course for consistent physical damage.

With all of the above said, they are missing a frontliner who can focus on the above. I joint their group as a straight fighter to round them out.

It's cheap real estate if you're an old man.

Someone can't even make a joke now. Tell you what, I will let you have your thread in peace.

Someone can't TAKE a joke

Bashfully thank the bard for offering me a biscuit.

Stop being so sensitive, you dumb lolicons.

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I'd sniff that butt

I'd pet those ears

>paladins

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JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE CAR

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JESUS CHRIST HAGS GET IN THE LION

Good grief I love little girls so much

You have to go back.

Charlie pls

So, juju was an anonmale and lolicon just RP'd as a loli?

Boy do I want to commit crimes

Crimes such as?

I'm not a lolicon, tho I do agree about you guys being too sensitive.

How am I supposed to know that?

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Don't compare to you and your >me on the left sissy anons.

first thing I thought too

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Thought crimes are only a thing in fiction (e.g. 1984) and in your wet dreams. Sorry to burst your bubble, laddie.

Coinslot

>Thought crimes
Are you the same person who was defending CP a few days ago?

>off topic shit
Fuck off, Juju.

I'm not being off-topic, just pointing out the hypocrisy of that user. I think it was him cause he used the same term over and over again.

@188253996
Just stop.

@188254121
I wasn't planning to discuss anything. It was more an insult than a question.

There is nothing wrong with carnaval Phantom.

What the hell are you talking about?

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