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Would you marry and date a cute elf tomboy girl even if she had a lazy eye?

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As long as she's guaranteed to make me rockhard

And a feminine penis.

>tomboy
>still in denial
That elf has a dick user, a feminine one but a dick regardless

Can a boy not be a tomboy ?

its not a lazy eye
its brain damage or nerve severed

that's just a boy
fuck off with your tranny shit

It's like a mannequin is wearing the dress. Nothing glamorous about the body to distract ones' eyes from the dress.

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Why are elf girls so cute?

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Fucking fantastic start for a thread, can't wait to have this exact same discussion again for 200 posts. I wish Kui never introduced these characters, they only bring shitposting
Although Misurn is pretty cool

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lick captains nipples

What are the elf squad names again? I completely forgot.

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>cute ears
>beautiful eyes
>extravagant hair
>Marcille
Yeah, nothing.

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Misurn is the captain, Sishys is the brown one, Pattdohl is the nose.

I give this arc one more chapter before it goes back to the main party. Mad sorcerer will wreck the canaries

you mean sexually wreck them

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Why do people like dark elves?

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Best page of the chapter.

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My favorite elf in this for sure.

That's fine, Marcille is better as a halfling anyways.

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there is still no porn of them???????????

Marcille is a FAT SLUTTY ELF with FAT SLUTTY EARS

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looks like a whore to me

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The real question isn't whether or not Misurn is female. Its whether the real cutie, Otta, is.

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DUMPING AGAIN

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I originally thought Otta was a female back when they were first introduced but I've changed my opinion since then, he feels like a male.

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>Why do people like dark elves?
I like THIS dark elf. Because she's cute.

So ... after she dies next chapter, what kind of monster will she become? Are there monsters that taste like chocolate?

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>tranny
user, it's okay. You don't have to be in denial because you worry this male elf is making you gay.

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>actually posting the pages saved from the thread
>instead of just downloading the chapter
Absolute madness.

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>after she dies next chapter
DELETE THIS

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That's actually a boy. Otherwise it would be Mad Sorceress.

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Hey, I don't like it either. But let's not deny that there's a high probability that will happen.
Best case: She becomes a hot monster and Laius saves her by eating her.
Or she becomes a cute and harmless hybrid like Izutsumi.

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>fit
>slim
>good looking
>not disfigured
>Hurr durr would you do a 9/10?
A thread died for this

finally something I can fap to

>Would fuck a man
Fag

and done. No new chapter next month because she should be saving her 2nd kid sometime soon

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Where's the pixie?

>not disfigured
Have you looked at the face, user?
(Also, it's obviously a Dungeon Meshi chapter thread.)

Pixie was staff all along.

>He wouldnt fuck a slim, fit and cute 9/10 trap
fag

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>Where's the pixie?
What do you think Otta is eating?

>still wearing bug jewelry

>PTSD murderboy’s secret power is being really good at reading humanoid behavior
God I love all the buildups in this series

People have always said Kabru party is better at PvP while Laius party is better at PvE.

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Kabru looks like he's trying to cop a feel here at the bottom. Also I noticed some woman is cradling a walking mushroom here like a baby.

Also these chapters are too short. I want to know what happens.

Why did she rip off his design for the Mad sorcerer?
>Hourglass eyes
>Spellbook reference
>Dark skin with white hair
All she needs to pull off is some fucking marbles/crystal balls and its 1:1

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>man who thought he had seen some shit sees additional shit he didn’t even know could be seen

>lazy eye
We've had this thread before. She doesn't have a lazy eye, she has ptosis.

its a habit. usually never bother with a whole chapter and only pick a few pages for stuff. Makes it easier to miss stuff though like this page betweenand though

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if she lets me give her another lazy eye

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>she

>I know where this is going.avi

How is this manga so consistently good? What's the secret?

No animefags.

Enough breaks so the creator won't have the nasty case of the Japanese cold.

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

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It has good art. Switch that up and it ends up becoming any generic fantasy manga

Wrong, Japanese doesn't have two separate words for a sorcerer based upon their gender like English, it has one- mahoutsukai. Any gender assignment is purely a translator add-on, because Japanese is literally not equipped to distinguish between the genders with its nouns.

And as there has not been any specific, non-ambiguous determination in the manga so far, his/her gender is still unknown and unknowable.

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all you captainfags in a sexual crisis over his dick are missing the most obvious out
just make captain put his hand on his crotch and swap it with Marcille's
>no longer gay to fuck captainfu
>marcillefags irrevocably BTFO

Pretty sure the grandson of the king did actually say "he" when referring to the mad sorcerer in Japanese according to the raws or so I heard.

best panel too, for some Ara ara~

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>it ain't gonna suck itself

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I don't know, there is something about the danger feeling way more real than in most other fantasy stories.
Like that water elemental that came out of nowhere and against which they were helpless.
Or finding the digested skeleton in the dragon.

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>sexual crisis
Best part of any elf thread.

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Think of all the lewd things you can do with teleportation like that.

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elf captain confirmed psychopath that cant understand other people's expressions

user I've read this before but I can't recall the name
user pls take pity

Erika is the only hint I'll give.

these elves were made for lewdin

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>Japanese is literally not equipped to distinguish between the genders with its nouns
It is. There are two distinctly gendered third-person pronouns: 彼(かれ,kare) for males and 彼女(かのじょ,kanojo) for females, obviously.
They are not commonly used when there are better alternatives like just using names or demononstrative pronouns (like これ). Especially because かれ(し) and かのじょ could easily be understood as "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" respectively.

>lewd edits

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and last one. Time for lunch

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anyone know what font the translator uses?

its what inspires,drives,and motivates me. That and mild autism

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not a clue

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>Time for lunch
What kind of monster will you eat today?

>anyone know what font the translator uses?
The same all scanlations use: Wild Words

Nope again- unless the context of the conversation is specifically talking about someone's gender in Japanese, the words can only be gender-neutral. People are referred to as 'they' in Japanese by default, it is extremely rare for Japanese sentences to be constructed in a way that someone's gender is specifically identified.

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See: I don't know which chapter we'd have to look at, but it's entirely possible that a masculine pronoun was used, even though it's more likely that's not the case. You don't have to make gender the explicit topic of your sentence to refer to somone as male or female.
I personally don't think the sorcerer's gender was specified, but you saying that it couldn't have been is simply false.

it's not kui's fault Yea Forums is a garbage shithole

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This shit is going haunt me forever.

Fish monsters. They get new shipments tomorrow so the put the older stuff on sale today. The mercury makes the fish taste extra special

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Bottom panel, right bubble uses "kare" when referring to the sorcerer.

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Still wrong. There's literally no way to refer to someone's gender in the Japanese language unless you are specifically making a point of it. In English you could say "That's my cousin Vinnie; he threw the ball." In Japanese you would have to say something as weird as "That's my cousin Vinnie- who is totally a male, by the way- that just threw the ball."

Because the author has never had a moment in the story where the gender was specifically referenced, it is pure translator artifice in translating a gender non-specific language (Japanese) into a casually gender-specific one (English) that forced them to choose Sorcerer/Sorceress he/her. But again, the author hasn't said shit.

Don't open this.

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i just hate kui wasted such a cute face on a dude

Hes lived a hard life trying to support himself after his parents died

Thanks! Guess that settles it: He most probably is male. At least people who talk about him seem to think of him as a male.

what is the truth?!

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>In Japanese you would have to say something as weird as "That's my cousin Vinnie- who is totally a male, by the way- that just threw the ball."
You're a reteard, aren't you? Hell, the post directly before you proved you wrong with an example. "かれ" is just as casual as "he" and doesn't make gender any more of an issue. It's just rarer.

Not the idiot that thinks he knows Japanese despite the actual manga contradicting what he's saying.

What a cutie.

If anything it's the opposite, like it does have good art but that's not just what makes it work. The characterization and world-building and how both of those are tied together is done very well.

Next page also uses "kare". Twice actually.

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>finally catch up
>realize that the only way to save imouto is to literal get everyone to dungeon meshi the dragon
>dungeon meshi
Holy shit

They could think Thistle is a guy but there is still the possibiltiy of him being secretly a reverse trap!

Considering the immortal guy actually new Thistle irl I'm pretty sure he would know if he was a guy or girl.

>. No new chapter next month because she should be saving her 2nd kid sometime soon

what the fuck are you babbling about? there's nothing about a hiatus

Yeah, that chapter was great. Eating truly solves everything.

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I M A G I N E

Fuck these elves I want my wife back

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what a fatty

ENHANCE

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Now flip the picture over so it shows their backs.

Do you think the boss was teleported inside his outside room? He's the only one not visible in the page with all the guys stuck inside walls.

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in underwear right

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Didn't work ...

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I like the cute girl with twintails

already treading on thin ice with the elf purityfag. wouldnt wanna show some elf badonk and send him into a frenzy

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Clearly you aren't fit to solve the real cases yet.

So the Elf Squad is going to confront the sorceror? How is this going to work out? I can't imagine they'll actually achieve anything.

You make a good point, officer.

Why not? The sorcerer is already not as strong as usual and can apparently only send shitty monsters. He has a full squad against him.

Why are elves so /fa/?

How would impregnating sex with each elf girl be like?

I like the cute girl

I don't get it?

I can easily see him sending in Farlyn, it's been a while since we saw her.

He'll send stronger monsters and he'll shift the layout of the room to fuck with them.

why is this manga so good?

seethe harder ESL

Most adults dont

a lil hard with the males but not impossible

Wait, was this fanart or Ruiko?

it's Kui and she's just deleted all the DM off her blog. nklerwjrejhshaasl.tumblr.com

>shitty monsters
Mommy shrooms have high regen and AE status ailments. they also summon adds

>she just deleted all the DM

Noooo, what a waste

What, why?

>you can check their gender by how they do their buttons/zippers

Well, that settles the debate then.

>cutest one is autistic
nice

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>seethe harder ESL
Says the guy who pretends to know anything about Japanese. You can't get BTFO any harder than you have in this thread.

Just a guess but she might want to compile those illustrations into a future artbook. They have a lot of effort and polish, too much not to be shared.

the elves are too smug. i want the mad sorcerer to kick their asses.

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Because the sorceror is the main antagonist. Having him be defeated by a bunch of side-characters in a, quite frankly, contrived situation would be tremendously unsatisfying and doesn't really achieve anything thematically. I feel like the only reason Kui even brought the sorceror to the upper levels is so that Laius and co. can free the winged lion without having to confront the sorceror.

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Why does she always delete her stuff? She obviously thought it was worth uploading at some point. She could just leave everything up there. It's not as if tumblr had an upload limit.

Hmmmm

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>closest thing to a picture of her is a shot of her hands drawing
>hardly any social media presence, just posts (and later deletes) art on tumblr, no food and vidya pic spam like most mangakas
>closeted perv who loves to draw women in their underwear and traps
So Kui is an autistic hikki, right?

is this fanart or an original design?

Why do all elves look like a girl even if they are male?

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She's not an idiot and knows the best policy is to lay low especially in social media.

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thats natures way of letting you know that theyre ok to lewd

Or she just likes her privacy. Not everyone believes in sharing every facet of their life with random people online.

Of course there is this meta reason for him not to simply lose. He could also just flee.

Sounds more like that she's just smart.

>Grumpy tomboy elf girl with droopy eye
I want to impregnate her with a daughter with a droopy eye

>

I WANT HIM TO MAN HANDLE ME THE WAY HE MAN HANDLES KABRU

>Yea Forums is one person

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its gross is what it is

>not liking shortstack

Shortstack is a short girl with big boobs. That drawing has no boobs.

>that one guy middle left with the shroom trying to force its way in

shortstacks should atleast has boobs, that thing is just fat

>not liking shortflat

You left out the FAT part. Its morbidly obese

you do know fatties have huge boobs right, like what do you think breasts are made of.

>what do you think breasts are made of.
Cotton candy.

bags of sand

Salty coins and milk.

goddamn these threads suck

Maybe. Or maybe it's just you, user.

Anyone know of any good RPGs where I can play as a cute elf girl because I loved the first Dragon Age before they went full retard

Most of them. Also:

Why are the elves in this universe so broken while Marcille is just flat out retarded?

You're comparing glow-in-the-dark elf-kgb veterans with a fresh graduate.
And said graduate STILL has enough magical acumen to do forbidden magic with moderate success.

Play DnD with friends

because they aren't protagonists. protagonists have to have a challenge so they can't be too strong

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It's such a pity that she didn't quite make all of them. I'm tempted to start replacing portraits
>Imoen is top cute

because they're elf special forces and Marcille isn't (and is also young)
also a lot of Marcille's knowledge is tied up in no doubt difficult to master dark magic that she can't just let people in on
plus she gets flustered in a fight pretty easily (moreso in the past) and just straight up hasn't been given that many scenes in which she fought with her magic, which is a shame

>plus she gets flustered in a fight pretty easily (moreso in the past) and just straight up hasn't been given that many scenes in which she fought with her magic, which is a shame
Yeah, explosions are fun for a while, but she needs some new toys. The problem now is that if she would start using different magic the reader would ask why she didn't use that before.

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There's also Marcille's education. She went to a school for humans, while the Canaries are elites.

She doesn't just have explosions, she also has a flamethrower.

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>hasn't been given that many scenes in which she fought with her magic
I've not ever played D&D, but isn't the wizard supposed to only be used rarely, against the most powerful enemies, as he can only use his spells so many time?

"Marcille is dumb" jokes aside, Marcille is pretty good. She's backline heavy artillery though, not a frontline fighter like the Captain.

Also Laius team are dedicated speedrunners. They don't take things head on when they can just abuse game mechanics to cheese encounters instead

you know slender chicks have huge boobs too AND theyre not fat?

Wizards are on mana here, not on spellslots.

She also has a stun spell.
There are entire bitching threads on /tg/ how D&D wizards are completely overpowered. Low-level wizards don't have many spells and those they have aren't that gamebreaking. But as the wizard progresses he can, in the hand of the right player, solve almost every problem. He can even buff himself up to the point that he may rival fighters and such in melee combat.

I mean, I already ask why she doesn't use magic more often. It's true that Laius and Chilchak also don't demonstrate their class skills very often (and Senshi doesn't really have a class), but Laius contributes monster autism and Chilchak comes across as a knowledgeable guy in general, whereas Marcille seems like she needs to prove herself but rarely gets a chance to demonstrate any skill or wisdom and is usually just looking silly scrambling around along with the others.
I guess she demonstrated ability in the griffin chapter, but she looked retarded doing it. Would be nice if she got another badass moment though it'll probably involve dark magic.
I'm not even a Marcillefag btw, just suddenly realizing that she often plays the least valuable role when you would expect a ton of utility from her magic.

>wizards are completely overpowered
I don't know about D&D, but they sure are in Nethack.

>but she looked retarded doing it
That's pretty much her party's thing, they're not elegant but they get the job done.

Oh fuck, that's Kui? Damn, that's something.

>they're not elegant
Izutsumi is extremely elegant! Like an omuretto!

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>Imoen is top cute
As it should be!
MUST PROTECCC AERIE

TFW no Edwina

It's not that bad. Only ones missing are Sarevok, Faldorn, Kagain, Quayle, and Yeslick.

>I'm not even a Marcillefag btw, just suddenly realizing that she often plays the least valuable role when you would expect a ton of utility from her magic
Very early on she wanted to help with her magic, but they told her to spare her mana for the later levels of the dungeon, for instance when they needed to water walk. Also remember how her being out of mana was a big deal to the point that she needed to drink an Undine. Apparently you can't just regenerate your mana with a simple rest. That said when she used her other magic in combat is was often valuable, like the sunning spell against the treasure bugs, the protection spell against the dragon, water walking against the kraken. It's just the explosion that barely works.

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All those elves prancing around and Marcille is still the cutest.

Next chapter they'll fight the Sorcerer and lose, and the captain will cast the teleportation spell on the party to escape. They introduced in this chapter that the spell works even between levels so most likely they'll skip straight to the level Laius' party is at. Perhaps they'll even land in front of it

By the amount of effort that went into these, you sort of get a feeling she did it because she didn't like the original art and wanted to replace it for her own playthrough

>the zippers solved the gender mystery
Now I want to fuck an elf girl(male)

>Apparently you can't just regenerate your mana with a simple rest
You probably do normally, but if you use up your reserves it throws you into a sickness like state that makes normal rest recovery difficult.

what's this about zippers

Males and females wear zippers and buttons differently. For males it's left over right, and opposite for females.
The genders are
male
male
female
female
female
male

Huh. Weird but seems to fit.

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Nice that it's shown for all of them.
It's like she was folowing the reaction and saw that the last chapter's picture of them in row with clearly visible breasts/no breasts was not enough.

I need that reaction image of the basilisk.

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Excellent service, user.

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I think has it right, else captain wouldn't be so gung-ho about blowing vast quantities of mana teleporting a giant mushroom right after teleporting a dozen thugs.

>gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4721708

>character: marcille
>clearly the mad sorcerer

I am enraged by this minor error.

Kinda feel like these last 2 chapters haven't been as good as the rest. Still pretty good though.

>Also Laius team are dedicated speedrunners. They don't take things head on when they can just abuse game mechanics to cheese encounters instead

As a DM, goddam, I wish my players "cheesed" more encounters. Use terrain! Sneak around! Collapse caves on people!
That's actually the sensible thing to do, don't just charge every owlbear or cultist you see!

Although, to give them credit, they did pull off a decent heist two sessions ago. Slipped a guy a laxative, distracted his bodyguards, grabbed his pack, picked the lock on the scrollcase inside, altered the scroll to sabotage the ritual, put everything back without being noticed. Guess the "stop the ritual" plotline is cancelled.

Yeah, but mana seems to be even more limited. You don't recharge to full between fights, or even every day.

Marcille has gotten frustrated before and said she wants to cut loose and help more, but Laius told her to hold back. Anything they can kill without using her, they should; save that juice for things like water walk, dispel, and nuking enemies they can't hurt any other way.

Which kind of highlights how Marci is clutch. Fuck 3d8 damage, use water walk to bypass entire areas. Wizards are utility, not dps.

Yeah, and it's very obvious as well. You can easily tell by the slim ears that that can't be Marushirru.

I don't know if this is the appropriate place to ask, but how do you properly DM to make things fun? I'll admit that my life growing up was basically jock-ish and I mostly spent time on sports teams. Once I got into college, I started gravitating towards my friends in CS who are all avid D&D players. I've played a few times but I've never DM'd and I'm scared I'm going to make them hate their experience.

They probably are usually more lax on spellcasting, because two casters and mana-recharge consumables are standard for dungeon delving parties. Laius' party obviously have no access to either, being broke and all.

fuck you anons, none of this is enough to find anything

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pant

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Well, there are two rules to remember:

>Yes, but.
In improve theater, they have this thing called "yes, and." It means that if someone adds something to a scene, like "oh thank god you're here, doctor!" you don't disagree, you add to it, like "Yes, it's me, the doctor, but I'm badly hungover!" As a GM you do something similar, but you're trying to challenge the players. If they want to do something, you want to avoid saying no. You want to say "yes, but it's hard." They want to flood the dungeon instead of killing their way slowly through it? "Yes, but..." they get attacked by a crocodile while digging a trench from the river! Whatever they want to do has a chance of working, but they have to work for it.

>Rules are tools, not laws.
Forgot a rule? The rules are what you say they are. Make up something that seems reasonable, ask them to make a skill roll. You can look the official rule up later, or keep using your new house rule. It's more important to keep moving than to get things exactly right, and you can always give someone a little bonus later if your houserule somehow screwed someone over.

Feel free to start with a published adventure if you don't want to make your own whole world. Out of the Abyss is good. Curse of Strahd is fucking awesome, but a little higher DM skill level to maintain the spooky dracula atmosphere and high danger level.

Have fun, dude! Ask around on /tg/ if you want more advice.

kabru lewd where

I would also like to know the location of this

Not worth it to drawfag homostuff

Don't force players to play through rigid scenarios or set-pieces you've put together. Instead, put together a more broad environment that you can work in and empower the players to choose their own goals or follow loose plot hooks that you come up with.

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yes

Do you think other people besides yourself think this?

It's hilarious because somebody has to know Dungeon Meshi enough to know the Mad Sorcerer, to be able to tag it with Dungeon Meshi... and Marcille?
>wat

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danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13425

Lemme check the archives of Kabru lewds and get back to you.

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Sandbox games tend to stall out, in my experience. You can't trust most players to come up with their own goals. Not until midway through the campaign, when they've had time to develop their characters and grow to love/hate certain npcs or factions.

I try to give them strong direction to start out, with more freedom later.

>the fairy is her staff
neat

That's a micdrop. Great detective work, team. I originally assumed they were all grills except the topless one, desu with elves it's usually "female until proven otherwise".

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Thanks for the advice senpai

I'll be sure to have a lot of hijinks with my pals and maybe they might get eating by their own demonically possessed horses

Yeah I can see that happening. I've primarily played with one long-term group of friends so maybe I had an easier time with it.

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well user I don't want to pat your head unless you're a cute girl living in Kraków but from your post it seems that >you're a somewhat sociable guy
>you understand that the purpose of playing is for the group to have fun, and
>you think about the players
therefore my advice is to just play the fucking game since there's little chance for you to do anything for them to hate the experience
also, important: play with the people you both like and like playing with

also I'd advise you not to go overboard with sticking to the system of the game you're playing but that comes from a guy who couldn't be bothered to read D&D 3.5 player's guide and runs B&X and WoD with mortals with seldom rolling the dice. There's many ways of having fun playing RPGs and I won't say mine is the best, play with your players and talk to them to see what works well for you.
Do your players want to optimize the shit out of their characters? Do they want to play characters rather than character sheets? Do they like roleplaying social interactions? Do they like solving mysteries? Exploration? Combat? Do they want to play renowned heroes or to start from the bottom and stay on the bottom? Do they prefer silly games or darker tones? And what do you like?

Probably the most important tip is that running the games should be fun for you as the GM, and if it isn't, then you're doing something fucking wrong, probably either playing with wrong people or forcing yourself to run against your preferences. Play so that you're having fun, and if having your players have a good time playing makes you have fun, then you're golden.

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wtf I love brown elves now

Definitely depends on the group, yea. My folks have their strengths (roleplaying, making art and crafts like minis and character portraits, cooking dinner for game night) but they do sometimes need a "GO HERE NEXT" sign written on the sky in letters of fire.

Shoutout to the user in the /tg/ thread. I totally didn't notice it.

L-lewd

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My friends, I am looking for a tomboy elf. Does such a thing exist, preferably of the tan or dark elf variety.

nope

>not a girl
What a waste.

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>male male female female female male

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truly Kabru is color inverted Griffith

youtu.be/3B5e4ugrMv4

What is she doing?

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Lazy eye elf girl (male)

>thinking that's not a girl
wew

Either mad for whatever reason or the spores are encouraging her to do that.

the cutest

I have something for you:

nah, if the art was simpler I wouldn't care. The worldbuilding and characters are really good

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I'd care. The expressiveness and little details add a lot. There's enough lighter fare (which I ordinarily don't care for) between worldbuilding, character progression and plot that if not for the quality art and all the little extras it helps deliver, I'd enjoy myself less.

Literal cowtits

stronk

Yeah, they are screwed.

Remember, that nobody knows about underground kingdom with all it's inhabitants kept alive for centuries by sorcerer's magic. And that's not even Thistle's biggest project — just testing ground for his immortality research.
Canaries probably expect some Marcille-level shitter, who had 100-something years to gear up for world conquest. In practice the dungeon is very old and may be well past the 5th level. It just does not spill out because it's mana is used up for something else. Thistle could probably conquer surrounding lands long time ago, if he weren't busy with trying to undo king's death.

>tagged one girl
wewlad

That calf is cute.

When Farlyn wandered back to the dragon corpse and the sorcerer attacked the party, the sorc had to invoke the book and speak a spell and all it did was conjure up some dragonlings out of the dragon blood, which Marcille was just barely able to keep up with smacking and unbinding them back down. Then the sorc dropped them in a hole while they were still confused and trying to talk it out.
Sorc might be good at manipulating the dungeon, but if that encounter is anything to go by, maybe not so amazing at battle magic. Certainly captain has seemed more impressive teleporting dudes left and right and shifting many tons of mushroom creature hundreds of meters down into the lake.

A good story will always support bad art but good art cannot support a bad story

it's always the dark skinned one, fucking nigelves

So why is the sorceror even on the first level? Why is he fucking around with mushrooms when he should be obliterating Laius's group, which even now is drawing nearer to the winged lion? Is this the "let the hero live so that they inadvertently help me" trope or does he think they died after the dragon battle?

The Elves purposely drew her up by causing commotion at the entrance

what the fuck are they eating? those are not hamburgers

do not earshame the slut elf.

Pretty sure the elf isn't aware of Laius being asked to save the winged lion. He just went to the first level because of the clusterfuck the elves were causing with their spending.

From left to right:
Yakitori of some kind, curry bread, oden, orange soda, meat bun, too cool for food

Like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptosis_(eyelid) ?
I wonder if we'll find out what caused it.

Probably teleported something. Telelobotomy.

>her

We can assume sorc is being sincere here and doesn't know it was the party since he's fucking insane and cares deeply about the royals, and wouldn't maliciously toy with Yaado.
We can probably also assume that Yaado didn't sell them out, especially since it's probably easy for him to con his trusting and loyal insane elf jailer.
So the sorc doesn't seem to automatically know about Laius&co., which would make you think he's not omniscient to the goings-on of the dungeon. So him showing up with the shrooms when the elf commandos had just arrived could be coincidental, and he only detected their magical signatures and targeted them when he got close (if he could sense them throughout the dungeon he'd know where Marcille was, especially since he's already experienced her magic firsthand).
So sorc was already planning on running the crowds out of the dungeon. Why? Because he'd caught wind of the increased activity and was angry at the infestation of thieves in the farthest reaches of the golden city? Because he's dungeon-savvy enough to know, even through his insanity, that the number of people could breed monsters beyond even the sorcerer's control and that a surface-side monster massacre would draw the attention of the elder races (like the commandos he didn't realize were already here) and jeopardize his eternal preservation of the kingdom, so he meant to clear the place out himself before things got out of hand?
Now that an user mentioned it, I can't help but suspect captain will, inadvertently or not, teleport their group way down near Laius&co., likely leaving behind a swapped chunk of dungeon matter that the sorcerer will be familiar with and know exactly where they went, creating a pursuit and inadvertently revealing Laius's party to the sorc again when he catches up to them all.

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The elves seem surprisingly mortal.

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So why the fuck do people think the elves are all guys? I've only seen one elf who is a guy for sure and it's the one with the super short hair who is really short. Everyone else seems like a cute girl.

What the fuck are you talking about? We've been over this, the girls wear skirts/dresses.

>Hurr durr girls can't wear pants

Here's Farlyn wearing pants

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When are we going to get our cute healslut back?

huggable plushie, 10/10 would hug

It goes like this Man, man, girl, girl, girl, man. This is obvious from observation.

do you know how structural sexual dimorphism works. also shut the fuck up already

I prefer her wearing a bikini

There is one guy and he's on the far left.

Do you know girls can have muscles? They're not always just tits and ass.

Ask and ye shall receive

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Is this the new Marcille is half-human

Stop being stupid.

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Why are so many men in denial about being attracted to other men? It's perfectly fine since men are just women with a penis.

Of course I know that because I know how the human body works. Captain has pecks. You seem to be in denial. Who fucking cares if he’s a guy? You’re not the icky homo you’re terrified of becoming for finding an effeminate character drawn on a piece of paper hot. Come on.
I mean, I guess you could go as far as to say that captain is wearing a binder of some sort. But why? You know, you’re really pulling the autism out of me

Captain looks really cute in the middle panel for some reason.

unlike you im not a brainless retard
i found it via google , didnt even need that erika hint
i.imgur.com/Beb4MBK.png
nhentai.net/g/129043/8/

see

elves are cute that oftens questions your sexuality

>Raita

it wasn't good at all, thank you for nothing.

Fluffy Elf still remains best girl ever since her introduction.

I love how healthicc she is there, though her actual figure in the manga is great too.

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This one?

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based on what exactly?

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That's a man

my cock

Zippers or the buttons on jacket. there is the expected left/right that distinguishes male/female clothes. Which matches what we determined from their skirts and figures earlier.

It's as if she was trying to tell us kek.

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also look at shoes.

is she a 2000 year old virgin?
if so yes

Damn right. God I just want to fluff her hair some more.

I see four women and two men

Women being fluffy, captain, rookie, and dark elf

Men being short hair and twin tails

Well, you see, women have these things called "breasts" and men don't.

oh well guess im gay now

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Seems to have a fun-loving dork side too.

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Please go and look at OP's collage. Captain has a distinctly male body. You can stop being retarded.

>oh well guess im gay now
Why? Chocolate Elf is definitely a woman. And there's no reason to be attracted to any other of the six. (Well, that short guy, maybe. But not with Chocolate around.)

Have Seshi's dairy been translated in English yet?

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you heard it here first, folks. chestlets are not women

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>Well, that short guy, maybe

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how is an androgynous male anime character such a big deal again? stop spamming every single thread with the same trite. talk about the fucking manga

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The cutest elf is Pattdohl.

oh wow it's almost as if tomboys wear masculine clothing

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where are these from?

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Tomboys with male chests you mean

The elves are a much better fit for Kabru than his party. If I didn't know any better I'd say I quite like him now.

stop replying to him

almost something slavic about it
and pure diarykino, but that's to be expected from /ourdorf/

>that Marcille
Oh man, so it was Senshi who imagined this one after all?

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wut the

>Pattdohl
Isn't that the crooked-nose girl? Nah, sorry. Not my type.

imagine the smell

>where are these from?
Japan.

Captain > Fluffy > Chocolate > Jewlf > Eerily Feminine Man > Pixie Twink

2019 April volume 63 supplement book, according to the cover

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I’ve always had a liking for Kabru. I like how he bounces off the other wacky characters with his level-headed personality. I feel like out of all the cast he’s one of the more keen and wiser after all that he’s seen and experienced. All that aside, he seems like the type that could just break down at any time under all the stress. I’m excited to see where Kui is going to take him.

duh

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Holy shit Farelyn was literally made to breed. Everything about her body screams motherhood.

>he took notes of how the kot sleeps
That’s cute

strawpoll.me/17999096

So we can settle this stupid fucking debate about gender

>that drawing of Laius, Farlyn and Marcille

wow

yummy elf pecks

Could she still breastfeed her children even if she has a flat chest?

Also tags Thistle as a girl which is incorrect.

That's clearly correct.

We already know he's male from official art
Look at the jackets

It's not.

>girl

not this again. i think these are some of the worst threads on Yea Forums which is weird considering the manga at hand

Meshi threads are usually fairly docile. The last one was anyways.

>not this again.
Sure, every other manga can not only have chapter threads, but also hiatus threads, character threads, ranking threads, shitpost threads and so on.
But if we want to discuss a new chapter of Dungeon Meshi, a shithead like you comes along and complains about that. How about you fuck off to whatever shit you like?

I don't remember, is this dungeon unique in Thistle being a DM, or do all dungeons have a master.

What's this Manga called again?

Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives.

I can't believe my boku no pico is this cute in another world.

Dungeon Dining

Is It Really Okay For Me To Eat One Of Every Monster In This Dungeon?!

What is that? "Indians and Dungeons"?

Bowl in the Hole

The title is literally "Taking a Poop in Another World's Toilet"

user always ask if they want to date her but not whether the character in question want to date him

based trips, I hope it's not scat

>Beastars
>Dungeon Meshi
>Houseki no Kuni
I feel like there is a trend with these female mangaka. Both in having little to no presence and in being pervs with questionable fetishes.

ok, so Dungeon Me Shit

Josei is going to save manga AND anime, user.

None of those are josei. Beastars is shonen and DM and HnK are seinen.

Josei and Shojo are hardly genres at this point. Every good one is reclassified as Shonen or Seinen.

>Female is in the second place and not at the bottom
This place is hopeless

yes please

That's just because shonen and seinen are more popular. There are still shojo and josei magazines. Josei especially though isn't that popular I don't think. Or at least the places I visit almost never talk about any josei titles.

would you let this cute dwarf wring your mushroom, Yea Forums?

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Only if she was excited to catch my spore burst in her mouth when she finishes wringing my mushroom.

she's already had other monsters inside her mouth if you know what i mean

>you will never get head pats from the captain

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Why is it all in Chinese
it is Chinese right

>Why is it all in Chinese
Because it's from that shitty chinese scanlation site.
Here, have the original/raw.

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Lazy eye? Get that handicapped piece of shit out of my face.
I'm fucking retarded, but I'm not fucking retarded, you get me?

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Yes, it's Chinese, if nothing else, the distinctive lack of kana betrays it.

for a second there i thought Kui went to the trouble of like writing everything in kanji and just hoping the reader would know the right reading of it to use instead of the kana, jesus

>hoping the reader would know the right reading of it to use instead of the kana
That's not really how it works. Without kana, you lack any kind of grammar. At least Japanese people do.
Chinese is a mess. I have no idea how it's supposed to work ... just seems like long strings of non-sequitur words to me. I guess some kanji have a grammatical function in Chinese or something.

Yeah I'm only N4 so I'm not that privy yet on that deep Japanese stuff, I figured it was some kind of extreme ateji lmao.

Has she done anything else like this for other games? She's obviously played a lot of rpgs.

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Nosy elf is the cutest and will join Kabru's and later Laius' party, after the rest of her squad jobs to the mad sorceror.

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honestly speaking, which character would you skin and make a suit out of? I'm thinking a Human Chilchack skinsuit and an Izutsumi skinsuit would be great

I still don't understand why anyone thinks they will job to the mad sorcerer. All he did so far was sending monsters and throwing flesh mini dinosaurs at the main party. They even said that there is in the upper levels less mana, so Thirstle should be less powerful. Meanwhile Misurn still punched a big mushroon into the lower floor without much problems.

Are you sick, user? Mentally, I mean ...

Laius' party needs to encounter the sorcerer again to help Farlyn. It also fits with the prophecy better as well as Kabru and Sureau reluctantly leaving things in his hands. Might be that the sorcerer just gets away from this encounter, since I'm sure they're aware of being weakened by proximity to the surface.

That's a man

>making a skinsuit of the halfling
Are you a turbomanlet?

Because we, as readers, are aware of the meta storytelling. The mad sorcerer is the final boss, and he can't be dealt with by supporting characters. The main characters should be the one who put an end to him.
>They even said that there is in the upper levels less mana
That's just to show how powerful the sorcerer is, when he easily deals with the elite squad of elven dungeon cleaners.

So only meta reasons. The mad sorcerer might also be the one that will flee at the sight of magic elven commandos sheer arcane power.

I bet Kui's made personal portraits for all the CRPGs she plays, olely for roleplay purposes.

I wonder if she's into Warhammer Fantasy too?

All we have right now is meta

Unlikely, warhammer in general was never big in japan.

Would you play a RPG with Kui's art?

No
I said Human Chilchack, user

I'm already playing BG2 with it, so yes

Sorry, I meant "Would you play a good RPG with Kui's art?".

Do you think it would shrink back after a while

If I wash it, probably
I don't think I will though, it could cause wear and tear unless I put some chemicals on it to keep it durable

What if you get spores on you and become anything other than a human

>would you play a good RPG
yes

I should probably wear a plastic suit between me and him, then
Both to avoid the spores and the blood sticking (can't wash it and all)
Alternatively, I could just keep it on a mannequin and look at it from time to time and appreciate it

The mannequin and plastic would change into different things too

Fuck it guess I'll stick with changing with the spores then
I really want to feel the skin of someone else on myself, it'd feel so cash like someone else hugging me but on another level
The thought of Chilchack's penis on my penis turns me on and the fact that I can jack the two of us off at the same time is divine

I would like to point out that the funny-shaped pupils mean Thistle is controlling familiars.

Chinese have word functions like verbs, nouns, adjective, .etc like English too. Each kanji have a meaning radical and sound radical.
>how do the learn all this crap
They just do because it's kinda bullshit desu
Rare words are hard to pronounce, just like English anyway

I wouldn't be surprised if they do beat the sorcerer here. Not permanently of course, but rough him up a bit and force him to retreat back towards where Laius's party is, and panic him into taking more direct actions now that he knows there's something worth worrying about up there. It would secure the canaries' power on the surface as well, which would force Kabru's hand and get him back down into the dungeon to move the Laius related plot stuff along

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Are you legitimately retarded or are you unable to read something without wildly extrapolating? Or are you just swinging at a strawman on purpose? Look at this picture and tell me which one's the male and which is the female, you dumb blind fuck. This isn't a trick question.

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This exact discussion displays how many retards are on this website. The rest is just shitposting along.

>implying either are not fuckable

They're both female? Girls can wear different clothes and have different varying sizes of breasts. AA and AAA breasts exist.

Honestly one shouldn't be surprised that someone on Yea Forums doesn't know how a males body looks like.

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Just stop. Go outside.

Anyone thinks she might be the newest in their spec ops squad? Captain usually orders her to do most of the basic stuff and she always seems tense when everyone else seems relaxed.

Definitely. She's sweating bullets all the time.
Also doesn't have the ear notches.

They already have one ugly elf though.

Oh shit good catch I didn’t even noticed that. Huh so that would mean that the ear notches represent how experienced they are in the squad or something huh.

>The Elves in modern Earth and eating it's food

Stop them before it's too late!

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It's already too late.

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Please fuck off forever.

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Imagine a size plus Paatdohl

A Fatty Patty

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It all probably only goes into their ears and pixies

Reminder she craves human dick

She was just teased about it.

All this grasping at straws and "b-b-but it's not impossible!" bullshit when we know artists make use of physical characteristics to convey personal traits.
This is pointless.

Do we all at least agree that Chilchack is cute?

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Not as cute as Otta

I could see the sorcerer retreating and being chased by the elves as an excuse to have Elfsquad come into contact with Laius' group, which would most probably be a nightmare situation for Kabru.

Which in turn is not as cute as Tade.

I think the important question is: was Chilchack sexually aroused from female halfling Marcille?

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His tired expression the whole time makes me think he wasn't.

Chilchak is a married man and a professional, even if he did have such thoughts he would have ignored them.
I get the feeling that he's seen enough of Marcille's tantrums to not be aroused by her even as a sexy halfling, though.

He has a wife.

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As opposed to male halfling Marcille?

Maybe that is why he was tired.

I'm glad the elves aren't merciless killers like Chilchuck hinted at.

They wouldn't directly kill civilians but it's just that their methods prioritize speed over minimal casualties so civies always end up getting killed in the clusterfuck of the dungeon reaching critical mass.

I love how DM is a DnD setting without being obnoxiously gamey about it like most fantasy or isekai series are.

Chilchuck saying the halflings disappeared probably doesn't mean they're dead or locked up in some dungeon either. Maybe they work for them now.

There is also the chance that they were actually thieving little shits and did in fact steal from the elves.

That's racist.

>tomboy
That looks like a male.

I mean, they are not kender.

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I like the canaries, but I'm starving for new Marcille pics.

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Yikes.

We all make mistakes.

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And Marcille is the biggest mistake of them all.

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Delete your Marcille folder if you don't like her.

It's a Marcille folder of suffering

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post more
even these can't ungreat Marcille

I'd big bone her ears, if you catch my drift.

>ungreat
What.

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It's nice to see Izutsumi trying to strengthen those party bonds, what a good girl.

Cute as fuck! It's great that, though being so small and cute, he's usually the sensible one in the party.

>now we can fluff the dwarf

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Nam is the cutest but I can't help but imagine her looking weird naked.

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lewd

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HMM?
youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

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So, the Mad Sorcerer is homo for the King, right?

HOO yeah.

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Please stop larping as /tg/, that has nothing to do with this thread.

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I want to have sex with Falin

you will only get her wet if you are over 6'

I want to be Falin and have bath sex with Marushiru

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>before her first dick
>after her first dick

Imoen is too innocent for dicks. Gotta yuriship her with Aerie (that seems to be a thing) or something

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by dick I mean Bhaal influence

What did that dick do to her eye?