This is our only weapon against Satan

see desuarchive.org/a/thread/188192980/#188208419

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Imagine being the magical girl that died because you dropped your soul gem down the toilet.

Hatesex. But in MagiReco verse they have a much better relationship. Sayaka did not lose it because she cried it out and reaffirmed her friendship with both Madoka and Homura when she found out the truth.

That doesn't make sense.
>imagine being dead
Yep. Nothing happening here. Just doing some decomposing. Maybe sprout a flower from my ass.
Do I regret my life choices? No, because I'm dead.

Yes. That is our weapon against Satan.

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Well, for starters you're going to spend some time as a gem before you turn witch. Then, after Madoka does the thing, you're going to magical girl heaven where you have to explain what happened to you. You'll get plenty of chances to feel incredibly ashamed of yourself.

...MagicReco?

>Satan
Are you baka?

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I honestly do wonder what it's like being as mentally ill as you are, !Akemi. It's genuinely insane how much there is wrong with you and how much you care about this. Every-single-day of your life revolves around "ack" and trying to "troll". There is something actually wrong with you.

You are the "lolcow" here. Because you are the one who's ruined their own life over trying to "troll".

Here? It's not people. It's one person. One extremely mentally ill shitposter.

Did you miss the ongoing mobile game?

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>Sayaka loses her soul gem and then everyone rapes her defenseless body
That scene was too much for me.

I wonder if you will ever just do the world a favor and kill yourself.

What would Madoka be like if it were directed by Ume Aoki instead of the Butcher?

Wehihi.

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Mobile game with a shitty plot

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Urobuchi isn't the director. Shinbo was.

Madoka looks better than everone in their own outfits.

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Not a goddess for nothin'.

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>tfw it's been 8 years and I still think about this show every day

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Homura did everything wrong

Cutest weapon.

Me too.
Bringing back this genuine smile of happiness is not wrong.

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Yes

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Imagine wearing Homura's clothes and being enveloped by her scent

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Those technically aren't Homura's clothes.
And I'd imagine Homura would smell like sweat and desperation.

Anko.

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>you're going to spend some time as a gem
I hope gems don't have a sense of smell.

Blessed images

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I want Mami to smother me with her breasts

>Homura would smell like sweat and desperation
Hot.

And what would Madoka smell like?

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Strawberries and lovliness

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Homura.

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Sayaka's cunt will be the best weapon against her.

I've heard about it. Thought it didn't have a american translation though.

Tfw you're literally just some guy but Homura apparently deems your presence necessary.

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Probably enough timelines where she caught him boning the teacher.

After seeing him getting questioned about eggs by a crazy teacher over 100 times, it starts to make an impression.

>And I'd imagine Homura would smell like sweat and desperation.
Huh, this got a boner out of me

His name has the kanji for "middle" in it, so maybe he's the Vishnu of this cyclical tale.

Hidadoka spinoff when

I bought the Homura Magica guide book that came out last year. It pretty much says verbatim.

I, for one, welcome our new satanic overlords.

>inb4 you're not fooling anyone

What punishment befits the usurper?

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A verbal beating for being such a dumb baka and being so rash as well as taking away their memories.
Otherwise, Homu doesn't deserve punishment. She's a good girl.

Eternal goddess lovemaking. Madoka will forgive her and re-mindbreak her.

Spanking. Followef by futa sex.

Force her to give Madoka forehead kisses.

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A sword of justice up her butt.

...

I don't think she'll ever be punished. The pattern of the franchise is that Homura never really has to answer to anything.

"ack" literally lives in your head rent free. Your whole life revolves around "ack" and trying "troll". You try to pretend you "make" "ack" the "lolcow" but in reality you're doing it to yourself. No one, but you, thinks you're a "lolcow" for telling off a shitposter. No one, but you, thinks that telling off a shitposter is "being baited".

You only have this in your life, and you have no other way to cope, that's why you can't let it go.

lole