Would you an aho?

>You know how if you leave a chore undone for a while, it starts to become stressful, and you just want to see it done.
Nah, this phenomenon has never affected me. I pretty much either do any "chores" either immediately or not at all, once they aren't immediately in front of me I usually completely forget about them.

I'd rather the imouto.

I'd fuck your daughter smart, ma'am.

Sex cured my depression and self esteem problems and made me an extrovert chad

I'd an aho mom.

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This guy knows.

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someone already did me

Dumb Nagoyan cat

proof

fuck off back to tokyo

I'd both

So basically you spawned that aho daughter?

Sex is fine, generally not worth the trouble that comes with a committed relationship. If you're gonna get your dick wet, just do it with a rando.

Yep, it is overrated. I had more fun masturbating with hentai.

>Saying it's overrated
When it varies from person to person

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forgot the second ">"

>daughter is retard because user is father
This checks out.

Its ok. A lot of guys form their identity around it becuase thats all they have. Ive had sex then jerked it to hentai later that same night. Hearing guys talk about the sex theyve had just feels desperate for other guys to affirm their sexuality

i see

>normally fuck people silly
>fuck her so silly she stack overflows to perfect rationality

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It’s pretty good but don’t feel bad if you haven’t had it. Really it’s way better without a condomn but that’s way riskier if you don’t know if you’re marrying the girl. I do actually think it’s better if it’s with a girl you like though.

Unironically this

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Fapping is better 90% of the time.
Most women are starfish.

Hard to explain but in short it's complete garbage to do with someone you don't get along with really well.
Do it at least once though because otherwise people can call you an incel.

>Most women are starfish.
There are ways to make them twitch and jerk around a bit.

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She's not even a retard for the most part, just a huge, annoying attention whore

It feels really good but don't worry too much about it. You may even be better off without it. Sometimes I feel just jerking off the anime is better. Also dealing with women is a pain.

Problem is once you have sex your body will want more, which sucks. As for me, I just go to an escort or something like that when I feel the need, but the whole "have sex" meme is just that, nothing but a meme. Seriously, don't worry. Just go pay for some if you are really that desperate. It will probably make you feel better at first but then cause problems in the long run. For me, the problem is spending too much money on whores.

Also, before I get accused of anything here, 2D > 3D though I like both.

I would much rather fuck the shit out of a hot starfish or just balls deep "fuck you I'm not going to slow down or take my time bitch you're getting it all and I'm not stopping till you're sobbing or i'm empty and satisfied" hatefuck a girl I just despise for whatever reason then beat my meat like a cuck.

Starfish?
You're not using your fucktoy to her(or his if she's one of those "i'm really a guy" kind of wierd cunts) fullest potential.
That's your problem.

oyakodon

Fuck off with your stupid blogposting, normalfags.

Sex is only good if it's with someone you trust, and someone that cares about you. Prostitution is similar but with an awful aftertaste of lies and deceit (while also being really expensive).

Sex without affection is usually slightly worse than just masturbating.

She's retarded, she just has a superhuman range of talents that can never be applied productively because of how retarded she is.

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Maybe

>anons who've had sex

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Depends if you truly love the person. Sex without love can feel good, but it's not really that special.
Sex with someone you love more than anything in the world and they love you just as much is one of the best feelings in life. I can't really explain how good it feels

based ahoposter

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The closest thing to sex I had is facefucking a loli in a lucid dream

Yes, I'm too desperate even if he would destroy me mentally

>he

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