My neighbor is a vampire

well, did you like this gem? kinda feels Taika Waititi "Vampires" rip off

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It was enjoyable.

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It was AOTS

kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutie!!!!!

umu

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It was quite good, and yes, sometimes it reminded "vampires"

These dorks are perfectly normal human beings

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probably Sophie's last photo...

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It's not rape if it's a monster

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Akari is the real monster.

Yes, exactly this moment. Most likely author was inspired by the film

could you please post a URL of a website where Sophie purchased fresh blood? asking for a friend

Try this

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those Кириллица letters made it illegal to click

Why would your friend need fresh blood?

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Maybe user's friend is a vampire hunter and needs bait.

>Taika Waititi "Vampires"
Do you mean what we do in the shadows?
Or did it have a different name in different countries

I did my best...

just didn't remember the title and invented some general name for comedic purpose

Using it as lube?

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No, you only use blood that you have freshly drained yourself as lube when you fist your own ass.
Anything else is simply improper.

nah, blood coagulates and friction is worse
feels like you stick a finger to your nose and rubbed bloody fingers

Wouldn't microwaving blood make it curdle and congeal into brown chunks?

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Iori would make a fine buttpire

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Why her coffin have a cross?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaszanka

Kaszanka is a traditional blood sausage in east and central European cuisine. It is made of a mixture of pig's blood, pork offal (commonly liver, lungs, skin, and fat), and buckwheat (sometimes barley or rice) kasza stuffed in a pig intestine. It is usually flavored with onion, black pepper, and marjoram.

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>blood sausage

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based umu poster

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fumu

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Sofiiiii~~~

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