Was Nadeko supposed to be sexy? The show said she was in middle school

Yeah, fair point; learning of that is what caused her psychosis thing after all.
That alone is further proof she was pretty serious about it. Why go literally insane otherwise?

I'm crossboarding from /g/, been lurking for a while but haven't found it some of Yea Forums's jargon. Would any of you gents mind telling?

I work in an school and I've seen 10-11 year old girls who are legit sexy in a non-pedo way. I'm talking round asses, small but full titties and a not so babyish face as well as the height of a grown woman. Then there are 10 year old girls who you can easily envision playing with barbies in secret because they're so kiddie.

JC = juicy coconut

Sound like a dangerous job

Ah, I see. That's cute and funny. Thanks

JS = Junior Slut

>/g/
>doesn't know shit about lolicon lingo

I've seen such blatant lie on Yea Forums befofe.

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Damn Jackie looks shreded.

She is 14 not?pretty much prime.

13-14, yep. Same age as Tsukihi, who's also top tier.

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He has usually played the goofball slapstick martial arts action hero, but young Jackie in Hong Kong era films was Bruce Lee tier peak performance.

Thank (You) for the laugh

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DAMNIT why do I have to be cursed with loving JCs SO MUCH?!? They are so perfect...

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JCs objectively are the best thing ever, so there's nothing wrong with it. Only people who disagree are wrong (or in denial).
The Japs know exactly what they are doing making all these 14 year old characters.

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this is correct

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Honestly, that's normal. It's the ideal upper-middle class marriageable age. It's modern society that is wrong.

Oh god boner.

user, what did you say to Nadeko to make her react this way?

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If you ask that, you should rather question your heterosexuality.

Nadeko is only good for rape

Offered her 10.000 Yen for her body.

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JC = Joshi Chuugakusei (Middle School Girl)

Would goddess Nadeko accept such a low price?

From what I could tell her rate actually went down becoming a goddess, but maybe that's because she was lonely.
Pretty sure Kaiki could have done whatever he wanted with her (except lying, I guess).
Definitely possible to buy her with money in that state, even if it's a little more expensive.
Might be kinda deadly though.

Is she upset because she noticed that noone before that had paid anything?

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Jesus Christ you fucking cheapskate. I bet JKs go four at least three times that amount.

Little girls are inherently sexy.

JC arent little girls,they are Young teens.

Not all of them.

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Yeah, it was pretty clear Tsukihi's diagnosis wasn't completely accurate. At best you could say that she never fell out of love because that was easier, but she still was definitely in love. I would even argue that pretending her love was a farce was actually just another example of "taking the easy path", rather than the truth. In any case, when push came to shove she was still all over Araragi - and when the part of her that truly believed in Kuchinawa tried to have a wish granted that's what she went for.

that i read her manga

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>supposed to be
God she makes my dick so fucking hard, only Yotsugi is hotter

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I think OP knows she's sexy - he's just wondering if that was on purpose.

i love yotsugi too but so many of the gataris are super hot. shinobu, kanbaru, tsukihi, karen. i could go on but id just name the entire cast

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Oh yeah I'm not putting down the other girls by any means, but those two in particular are on an even higher level.

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>What!? 100 Anons?

Little enough for me.

Imagine having sex with a sweaty Nadeko in that outfit. Cum dribbling down her young tender thighs.

This combination of words made me unbelievably hard.

>And later Shinobu cock-blocked him.
I am so fucking furious about that still

Everything would have been fine if he had just been allowed to dick her down

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Yes and?

This scene was one of the first times I made my dick bleed to JC.

what are those, land mines?

>Nadeko actually was the girl with the biggest handle on him
Not really, she didn't understand him at all. Understanding him was also irrelevant to what she wanted anyway.

A lot of the story is just the chicks inventing up some sort of image of Araragi that of course he doesn't always live up to
honestly Kanbaru probably gets him better than most without really realising it, due to being so similar to him herself

Have sex

I haven't been a virgin since I was 6.

>normalfag in charge of giving its shitty opinion

>responding to bait from fags who do not belong

i love you fellow JC enthusiasts but ya gotta learn to completely ignore when a massive faggot shows up for attention

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What about this kind of Nadeko?

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Smug Nadeko is pretty good. It's sexy in a very different way than her usual mix of innocent and slutty.

>Everything would have been fine
No, because Crab would kill Nadeko and then probably also Araragi, then be killed by Kiss-shot, who would then end the world

>this is conservative attire for Americsluts her age

how does that make you feel?

Crab doesn't have the balls but Nadeko would totally go full yan and try to kill everyone in his life.

>Crab doesn't have the balls
Not a crabfag - almost the opposite honestly - but are you sure you know what you're talking about?

Yeah after all that oddity bullshit she becomes all talk, a normal girl with a sharp tongue. She talks about murder suicide all the time but its just foreplay.

>3dpd

no thanks

Koimonogatari was probably my favorite arc. It would've been better if the NTR wasn't just implied.

how is it that anime Nadeko is THIS erotic

She knew from talking to Tsukihi.

JC Are Peak Sexual attractive

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i agree

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Fuck off normalfag. Don't forget to visit your therapist if you started mixing really and fiction.

Yes, don't ask.

Fathers used to marry off their daughters to grown, adult men when they were as young as 13 throughout the grand majority of human history. Being attracted to middle schoolers is literally hardwired in our DNA.

Blame yourselves or God.

Bros...

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Araragi should fuck Math.

he should have stayed in the mirrored world so he could sleep in the same room with math and she expected him to be super pervy.

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yes
also birb

Why the fuck should a 10yo have to keep it a secret that she plays with barbies?

The thread I commandeered for Math died. I'm gonna post more Math here now.

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Thats why she is playing kid's games, because she is a KID

Short-haired imouto Math is also good.

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>kid's game
Literally no children anywhere have ever played twister. Its all horny tweens and teens.

Isn't she a JS? Kana is the JC

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Keep fighting the good fight

Will do! Math needs to know she is loved.

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Nice dyejob, Asuka.

math is always welcome when im around, user!

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He's long since missed his chance to and he knows it

I refuse to accept that.

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The whole show is just weird

Shut the fuck up normie

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What's the best subs for Kizu and the rest of monogatari,after movies I starting monogatari SS

poe's 2nd wife was his 13yo cousin

Hot.

Sssh don't ruin the ruse. Gotta keep the low IQ chadlings out of the primo fuckable pool .

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>I've seen 10-11 year old girls who are legit sexy in a non-pedo way.
Sounds pretty pedo to me buddy, ngl.

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>normie

>Math taking over a Snek thread
Overriding with Bird

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I want to do illegal things with her.

I need to make this birb a mom

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Mathfag here - Bird is also good. Have some of both (with bonus Bee and Doll).

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What kind of slut attempts to steal another man's bath?
She knew ahead of time he was filling the bath and then she tried to pull the ol' switcheroo on him.
Tsukihi is literally worse than Kaiki stealing from kids.

Too bad I missed it.

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Would Bird love Araragi's cock as much as Karen?

bird > math

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I mean we know that she sneaks into his bed while he's sleeping randomly

Why is a JC this sexy?

JCs are inherently sexy. That is just the way it is.

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That statement returns false.

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No one loves Araragi's cock as much as Karen though

When did her love for niichan-cock started?In the end of Karen Bee arc,long before that or maybe after tooshbrush episode?

Right before the toothbrush episode she was acting like she was opening up to him more than usual if I remember right, so around that point was probably where it went beyond overly intimate admiration/respect

Monogatari have the BEST fanservice ever

There's that bit in Nekomonogatari where they both happily agree to sleep with him without hesitation so there's that I guess

Seno~

You know what I never understood? The fact Yozuru can actually pull Shinobu out of Araragi's shadow but no-one ever talks about just how in Monogatari magic is literally real and humans have been using it to protect themselves from oddities for thousands of years.

couldnt agree more

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this was meant for this user

Fuck you all,now am I forced to go and jerk off to immoral sisterfucking doujins,fuck those sexy as fuck imoutos for making my dick hurt,fuck them!!!

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theres nothing more pure than keeping it in the family user

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>liking the absolute worst girl

>thinking the top tier JC is worst girl

weird... has her ass always been that fat

She's standing kind of weird in that image, which makes her butt look bigger. She has definitely always had those hips though.

OP is a fag in most threads on this site, but you take this tradition to a whole new level.

Maybe she eats more in Zoku.

go to jail nigger

In Zoku or the normal Sodachi? Normal Sodachi had no fanservice, so it's hard to evaluate.

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Suck start a shutgun, faggot.

she had a couple small bits of fanservice like this but nothing more. i cant remember if she had any good fanservice in zoku. she was SUPER fucking cute in zoku regardless though.

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Well, we've got 3 proper pictures of her butt if you count mathemagics. Maybe Fiasco will up the fanservice.

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2 actually, mathemagics is more about the hips.

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theres something really fucking hot about having to use my imagination with her

fuck her tits look huge here

Some 10-year-olds just have weird childish looks that make them look like goblins, but then you have girls like Ella Gross that have facial features that are definitely young but also attractive in a kind of adult way, and it kind of just makes you wonder how different people the same age can look.

Yes, I can definitely imagine.

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She has decent breasts, probably just below Hitagi.

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ive always thought see had pretty small tits bc of the way she looked in owari s1

Burgerland truly is the land of the free, where looking at little girls is a felony.

It's the no-fanservice-zone in Sodachi Lost. Even Hanekawa ended up with small breasts in that arc.

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Given all the shit normal Math’s been through, it wouldn’t be surprising if she had some kind of eating disorder

>Ella Gross
this is a 10-year-old wtf

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Bros, I just want Sodachi to be happy, is it too much to ask?

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Yes, since it will require at least one more time skip, and we all know Nisio can't write that many more books.

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Science has gone too far. Delete that shit, moron. You're going to get the thread pruned.

ive only read a synopsis of the later novels but from what i can tell she leads a much more stable life in the future. she interacts with RRRG pretty regularly too if i remember correctly

>had to drop m'gatari because it went off the deep end into pedoville
it's a bit sad since the show is good

Get out.

Thanks god, I read somewhere in here that Senjougahara fucked her life up (again) and made her homeless

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take what i said with a grain of salt because it has been a good while since i read it and it was a very bried synopsis. i could very well be remembering wrong but i swear i remember someone asking about sodachi and the response being she was living a stable life and interacted with rrrg regularly.

When my cousin was 12, she had unbelievably plump thighs and a fat ass while maintaining a slim torso. If I cropped her lower body in short shorts and posted it, anyone would think she's 16-18.

gross

whats it like being a huge fag?

Same sorta thing but I fingerbanged her at my mom's funeral.

That did happen, but according to a myriad of spoilers she got a place later anyway, which Araragi has the keys and visits her often to eat her cooking that is so good that makes Hitagi jealous. Araragi also only calls her by 'sweetheart'. The three of them are friends but they didn't show them all together yet.

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I'm pretty sure she is rather small - both in terms of the Monogatari lineup and in general. It serves to make her look even more frail.

Also I just went through Mathemagics to check for that shot and man, what a feels trip.

that sounds incredibly boring.

I hate the character of Redditgahara so fucking much. At least he is happy now, thanks user.

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>Was Nadeko supposed to be sexy? The show said she was sexy.
No need to be so redundant, user.

I mean, it's understandable. Her boyfriend was living at the same house as another girl (that is not family) without telling her, while she was in another country. The issue is just that pretty much every other character is selfless enough to cut some slack considering the situation, Senjougahara is just the "normal selfish girl" though.

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By all rights I should be able to cut Crab some slack on this issue, but I'm so bored with/frustrated by her for other reasons that hearing that spoiler was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I tend to settle back into "I like her, but not as much as the others", but I can't help but hate her for a bit when I'm reminded of what she does to Math.

based user

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crabfags dont really bother me but ive always had her at the bottom of my list when ranking the gataris. the one scene when she showers with cat is pretty hot though.

>shit personality
>outclassed by most of the girls in the series
She's not even mid tier

I really liked him in Drunken Master.

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Didn't she legit fuck/get fucked by Hanekawa in that scene's subtext

I just watched Wheels on Meals, what should I watch next?

It's not Jackie but have you seen A Touch of Zen?

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Armour of God series for kung fu Indiana Jones

>had to pick up m'gatari because it went off the deep end into pedoville
thanks nisio

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No, but I'd watch any entertaining martial ats movies

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Snake was only good as hebi kami

Pedoville sounds like a great place

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fucking based

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a reverse harem monogatari with snake would be funny

That's dangerous, the deep end of Miracle Village, FL has a shitload of gators

the point of puberty is turn kids into sexy sexy machines

we're just suppose to not act on it till they turn "legal"

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>Nisio can’t write that many more books
Fucker could be on his deathbed and he’s going to still be cranking out several novels a year.

>We'll exist in the short period of time between making hebe robots and being legally allowed to fuck said robots without infringing on their rights

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God bless technology.

Nadeko did nothing wrong.

Kicked Kaiki in the face.

>not wanting nadeko's feet in your face

What's wrong with her face tho

i noticed that too. im not sure what the deal is but it looks hilarious

It's like her back is pregnant

So is this a Nadeko thread or a JC thread?

The TV release of S1 was full of QUALITY, like hilariously off-model characters and unfiltered photographs, that were later fixed in the BDs.

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It's kind of a general purpose Monogatari thread at this point. It was a Nadeko thread, then a general, then a Math thread, then a Bird thread, and now we're back to the broader gatari topic.

Reminder that Kaiki got a good few eyefuls of this.

One implies the other to some degree, so I dare say it should be both.

Kaiki ruined the middle school population of that down man

Good thing he is as adult so he wouldn't be aroused by something like that.

It's a damn shame, but the future must always hold something better.

/g/ is even worse than Yea Forums for its underaged image posting

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>cat murdering him
lol

2gga what are you doing?
inb4 404

Fuck off cross-boarder.

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JS = Elementary schooler
JC = middle schooler
JK = high schooler

You decide which ones are prime

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JC obviously

I fixed the Fire Sisters.

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Shinobu is the best sleep buddy.

erect

Which one is the best fuck buddy?

Nadeko is for knocking up irresponsibly.

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I have masterbated multiple times to the scene with the snake wrapping around her.

If only monkey wasn’t a lesbian they would be perfect for eachother

So just on the second season now. Toothbrush end implies they still fool around secretly right?

Please don't spoon feed the animals

Is that nopan?

what the hell did you expect?

JK means just kidding, JS means Josif Stalin and JC means Jesus Christ.

a cat is fine too

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I-is this really how you supposed to interact with your imoutos?

By already having a gf, for one.

his actual gf is shit

This. Crab is annoying and bitchy and not the most attractive by a large margin.

Shaft is a softcore porn studio.

There is 0 chance monkey is not bi.

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Homosexuality is a fetish desu. She is just a pervert.

Hot if true

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This, prime and not even illegal in my part of the world and many others. Not that laws are a good way to measure ethics anyway.
Nadeko has one of the sexiest bodies I've ever seen.

Yea Forums gangbang with nadeko

Hachikuji time

Ican see two nipples and a labia

Time to call the popo!
But I agree it should have been spoilered.

Wtf she looks so ugly

How comes they never went for a threesome?

This thread is full of
degenarates

Welcome to Yea Forums, enjoy your stay!

Even mathfags who enjoy the body of an adult woman?

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>staying on one board out of a 100 different boards
I seriously hope you're not serious.

go away. you dont belong here. why do people like you even come to this board?

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>That
>Adult
Cartoons are corrupting you.

>The show said she was in middle school.
older girls can be sexy too

The courage to lewd grade schoolers

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Snail is perfectly lewdable though having been 10 or whatever for 10 years.
It's actually quite amazing they made her Araragis older sister, in a way.

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That's a werid looking mustache he's got there

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I've been a loli connoisseur for a long time now but god damn do I love Mayoi onee-san.

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The best example of a fruit ripening just right.

Renai Circulation is the worst op.

That doesn't really matter.
youtube.com/watch?v=HAPSDPZZIpw

>It's modern society that is wrong.
Do you seriously think that girls of that age are mature enough for marriage?

Older woman are better

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Would be perfect if her hair was loose

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I have first hand experience on the matter.
And I can tell you
No.
But it's irrelevant. 12-14 year olds are among the hottest. The hottest purely phisiologically.
It takes the older ones a literal decade to learn makeup and slut skill to become relevant again, so it's either 12 year olds or 22 year olds.
Kinda reinforces

She kind of was in Bake

>But it's irrelevant.
I wouldn't call it irrelevant. If you just want to fuck something, then you can just get a hot 22 year old prostitute or gold digger. For a actually meaningful relationship, you need somebody mature.

Well, I mean sure, going to jail is relevant in a way.

What exactly do you find sexy about this?

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What is she thinking about?

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You realize it's her clumsy attempts at trying to be sexy, right?

But the whole point of JC are that they arent mature at all.

They work really well

Bait.
The best kind of bait.

PUFFY

In the past they were. Modern society isn't educating them for it from young.

In mathematics, a semiprime is a natural number that is the product of two prime numbers. The two primes in the product may equal each other, so the semiprimes include the squares of prime numbers. Because there are infinitely many prime numbers, there are also infinitely many semiprimes. Semiprimes are also called biprimes.[

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>biprimes
They are primes for sure, but sadly we didn't see a lot of bi.

That's what doujin's are for user. One of my favorites. Those aren't snails legs

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Whose legs these are?

>The courage to lewd grade schoolers
Are you perhaps, a fucking legend?

God I love this. Especially the top two rows (minus Nadeko). All those character specific hugs and cuddles!

100% yes. Bee x Araragi is the real love story of Monogatari desu.

Amazing! That makes him sound like he's dedicated his life to mastering the art of lewdness, even though he said nothing of the sort!

She wasn't really dressed this suggestively. Araragi is a classic unreliable narrator, and this is all from his point of view as a shameless pedophile.

What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?

>What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?
They usually cockblock each other

Nadeko actually was trying to seduce him though

>What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?
Literally nothing. I'm pretty sure it's heavily implied by later in the novels that he and Karen have had sex multiple times.

Ougi the smuggest.
Nadeko about to just suck dat dick.

Middle schoolers are the primary source of anime characters.

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When you're on Yea Forums you pretend that you're only on Yea Forums and leave all the non-Yea Forums stuff at the proverbial door. It doesn't matter if you're a cross-boarder as long as nobody can tell.

J = 10th letter of the alphabet
C = 3rd letter of the alphabet

J+C = 13

JC is truly prime.

Even outside of that, it kind of ruins the whole "Society is wrong" thing when it's literally just pure sex appeal.

>In the past they where
You think that because?

So fucking cute

He probably means that people were forced to mentally grow up quicker "back in olden times"
compared to now where many people up to 25 are basically childlike in mentality

That has nothing to do with marriage, and more with parenting and a focus on theoretical learning rather than practical "This is how you live as a adult" education. Most people of adult age know about as much about living on their own as a four year old.

WA HA HA

Reminder that SPOOK

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Araragi is so lucky

Masturbation for him is INCREDIBLE.

>She wasn't really dressed this suggestively
>Nadeko herself says her mom will think she's a pervert if she sees her dressed like that
She's a slut user, it's not just Araragi who sees it

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>Implying women get more mature after 14

Isshin barely sexualized his characters after like the first couple seasons

Yea Forums is looking worse than ever with all (you) crosschanning summerfags

Wait until you find out all the mods and jannies are from reddit.

is that actually true
can you source it

But JD isn't prime

...Yes, that is how the world works. I don't know why you think differently.

Do you like, not have a mother? I have a mother, she's pretty much a womanchild yet she is still more mature than she was when she was 14.

What Shaft Mean by this Scene?

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Precisely. JD = 14, therefore JD isn't prime.

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But 14 is prime

No no no. 14 is JC - and therefore prime - but JD is not prime. Are you not getting this?

Shinobu has the same anatomy as a Barbie doll.

But 13 is JC. I'm so confused

Just remember: JC (joshi chuugakusei) = 13 and is prime. JD (joshi daigakusei) = 14 and is not prime.

Whether 13, 14, or even 15, if it is JC then it is prime.

>no nipples

Bat inferior girl confirmed

For me, it's Bee

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Excellent taste. There aren't enough beefags here.

Bee is discount Monkey.
Prove me wrong.

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Not everyone is emotionally stunted at 14 because their parents gave up on them user.

Monkey is good but the incest makes it all the more better

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She is a big girl.

I agree with this user and I'm a Monkeyfag. Any doujin with Araragi fucking Karen makes me diamonds.

She does show nipples in a scene.

Bee:
>More genki
>Fiery and passionate
>Tall but emotionally immature
>Enthusiastic banter
>Incest
Monkey:
>Aggressively friendly
>Fun sized
>Mischievous/playful teasing
>Pervy

They have their differences despite being of similar archetypes. I love them both desu.

Goddamnit.
Monkey is a fucking dyke.
Get over it.

Glad we agree

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I... what? user I'm extremely confused. What does that have to do with anything I or anyone else in this thread has said?

If Hitagi wasn't in the picture Araragi would have been with Kanbaru.
From Nadeko Snake:
"Araragi: I was Having fun talking to her. Maybe a little too much fun. I was nearly losing sight of what we were setting out to do. "I know it's probably inappropriate to say this, but... Kanbaru, not to seize on what you said earlier, but if I'd met you before I started going out with Senjogahara, i wonder if we'd be going out instead..."
K: Yes. I was actually thinking the same thing. What if I'd met you before becoming drawn to her. It's so rare for me to feel this way about someone of the opposite sex."

[Araragi: "At any rate", I noted,"you seem to care about me and Senjogahara in a pretty normal way when you and I are supposed to be rivals fighting over her." K:"Well, true... But right now, it's like i'm in love with her even as she's going out with you... And i love you, her boyfriend, almost as much as i love her."

You sound upset user.
Did something bad happen?

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Yes user but do doujins of monkey and rararagi not make you diamonds?

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If Hitagi wasn't in the picture he'd be with Hanekawa

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It's kind of funny that once Hitagi ISN'T in the picture (When they are "On break" while she is out of the country) he ends up "living" with Karen, and "visits" Math.

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE MONKEY LOVE TOO AAAHHH
Yes this is actually my favorite Monogatari doujin.
She was out of the picture for the entirety of Kizu and Neko White, user.

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Different user, but both monkey x ragi and bee x ragi doujins make me even harder than diamonds. It's a shame there aren't more of the former. The latter too really.

Hitagi wasn't in the picture for months and yet Hanekawa got nothing.

If she has boobs, then it's okay

Araragi should fuck literally everyone other than Crab.

Shame that we don't get all three much like

He said in Kizu that they'd start over and do it properly come the start of the school term. Then he met Hitagi in Bake.

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Araragi should fuck literally everyone including crab.

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He said that, and then before the school term he met the real Hanekawa in Neko Black. He might love her and want to fuck her, but he's not ever gonna choose her.

God I hate Crab. RRRG has more chemistry with basically everyone else. He also seems more in love with half the cast - Monkey and Bee for sure, but others too. That portion of their lives is just another massive "what might have been" only to be crushed by her coming back.

Wasn't Hitagi Crab set a month after term started?
Stop lying to yourself user.
Hanekawa and Araragi were never going to happen.

All three as in Karen, Kanbaru, and Koyomi? If so I agree. Crab doujins are garbage though. I tried to like them - I mean, Crab is hot, even if I dislike her - but the fact that I have to put in effort to enjoy them says it all.

I'm not into femdom and I'm pretty sure that's the only thing they do with her.

That's also acceptable. The problem is she'd never allow that. Which is why I say fuck the others and drop her.

Monkey would totally be down for a threesome.
Or a foursome.
Fuck I don't know how many people you need to add to turn her off.

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Excluding crab and cat, and including mamaragi

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>Femdom
>Tsun
>Medium breasts (anything less than huge is good actually)
>Somewhat violent

It's like she was made just for me and yet I couldn't care less. Despite pandering pretty well to my tastes she just doesn't hold a candle to the rest of the cast, which I think speaks volumes about the quality of the rest of the girls compared to her. Then again, I actually have fetishes for a lot of the girls' traits, so that might not say as much as I'm implying.

>sleeping nude
Based.

>Monkey would totally be down for a threesome
Well of course; Monkey's a fucking bro. Not only would she be down, she would be enthusiastic about it so long as the other participants were all cute girls - and considering this is Monogatari that means she'd be 120% into it. I bet a few more of the cast would also be open to three/foursomes (although not to the extent of Monkey).

But my complaint wasn't about fucking all of them at once, I just mean that Crab would never be down for an actually open relationship. You know - because she's Crab.

Remember when /pol/ said that the mods are r*dditors?

Scary part are the dates.

No because /pol/ is wrong most of the time.

Middle schoolers are the best!

nadeko was born for one reason. to breed more just like her.

i want to pop her cherry

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God I love those slutsisters

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/pol/ says a lot of things

Yes

something along the lines of "God I love loli feet"

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i would be asking them If it was worth it?or if they earned Something from it?

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who's that artist?

>immoral
Araragi loves and cherishes his darling imoutos who love him right back. There is nothing wrong with consummating such deep and pure feelings of love.

takei ooki

>nipples poking out
Why is she so erotic all the time?

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A lot of right things.

its comes with being a JC. they ooze eroticism without even trying. there are a thousand other examples but this is a monogatari thread. luckily there is another in this very series.

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What do you anons think Sengoku does while she is all alone at home?

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JC is literally the best

It's not like this is totally unrealistic either.
Girls that age experiment with their sexuality and are curious about things.
Of course only a few are as aggressive about it as Nadeko and Co.

HAving sex.