Megumin

She's so cute

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Ah look, the crazy explosion cat midget with her cats. Very cute.

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I want to gape her asshole

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Why she do this?

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we know, kazuma.

Is this the Megumonday thread?

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I want to pet Megumin

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I want to slap her thighs until they're red all over and she's crying for me to stop

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Ive fapped countless times to the other versions of this pic

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I only watched this because it was recommended by a friend. The first season was fine but what the fuck is up with the 2nd season?

silly megumin, poor people can't have computers

Aki is so fucking based

Too much focus on Darkness.

I didn't realy notice any difference, but so many people are polerized between the 2 seasons. I'm just gonna back off and continue reading the LN's which are far better than the anime could ever hope to be

because she is the mage of consent

I was more frustrated with the prosecutor girl. Her personality was so inconsistent. Her attitude keeps switching on Kazuma. At first she was pained that she was being forced to condemn an innocent man then suddenly she was extremely suspicious of him without any explanation.

If it makes you feel better, she doesn’t appear anymore, iirc

Kazuma toying with her emotions was kind-of the joke.

I'm only up to episode 4. But I was talking about when the corrupt Lord forced the judge to declare Kazuma guilty right in front of the prosecutor girl who clearly saw what was going on. Then afterwards when he was granted leniency to mere "suspicion" thanks to Darkness she suddenly and without any explanation started "pretending" that he was probably guilty all along.

Just continue watching
The first half is a mess, and you just have to deal with it, like all of us.
The second half is better

She isnt poor user. She has a wealthy husband now

>megumin went from poor to billionaire in one journey
and people doubt her intelligence

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This. Megu a smart!

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Oh yeah, it's monday!

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>it's another episode of pleasing old man for some food crazy megu monday

I would Megu her mins if you know what I mean.

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Are we actually getting a movie on August 30th or is it going to take awhile for subs to come out since it's being shown in theatres?

Pray to god that Crunchy gets the rights of the movie and we get to see it maybe a couple of months after the theatre release

Unless you like camrips with translation by ear subs, it's going to take a fucking while

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>season 3 will be running already
>still waiting for the movie

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Megumin is genetically engineered to be SEXY

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by the power of digits we ARE gonna get a western release of the movie.

GOD WILL REWARD ME FOR MY SUFFERING WITH A WESTERN RELEASE, I CAN FEEL IT Yea Forums

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>GOD WILL REWARD ME
And all of a sudden Aqua is the best again, eh? Well guess what. Fuck you, little midget. No movie for you.

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>singles
You blew it

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>implying he was praying to shitqua
Even Wolbach is a better goddess to pray at than the mentally handicapped

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>praying to Wolbach
of course, crazy cat lady, you do you

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actually she's not. If she wasn"t malnourished she'd look like yunyun

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Which also perfectly explains her silly explosion stick. It's a compensation thing.

Nope, if you read the novels, Aquatard, you would know why
>inb4 reading anime

h-hot

>reading animes

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Megumin is sexy and you cant deny it

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>knowing how to read
whitey detected.
yes but not genetically.

Im gonna need the sauce

Me on the left

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>choker still on

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She also got eaten by frogs multiple times.

megumin is wearing nopan?

Panties are expensive

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Megumin is thirsty but not THAT shameless. They're very low profile and covered up by the staff and skirt.

>Megumin is thirsty but not THAT shameless
In fact, she wears more underwear than normal when she sleeps with Kazuma

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No, just convenient censorship

It would make sense for megumin to only have one set of sexy expensive panties, and go nopan while they're being washed and dried

nopan seems out of character. She does care how people see her, even when she tries to hide it

Does anybody have grown Megumin fanart?

I don't collect junk art, so no. Have this instead.

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This guys doujins are so fucking hot.

cute

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>grown Megumin fanart
here you go

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I heard somewhere Megumin is a reincarnation or related to some god

Is this revealed in the light novel or the spin off manga? Or did I just misinterpret?

I need the name of this doujin asap

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That's a claim she made about herself. The lying detection bell believed her.

She isnt related but has some relations with a goddess, pic related
Its revealed in the lightnovels, specially in her spinoffs

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You can find it at the usual place.

nhentai.net/g/193523/

Thank you

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>guntools
Am I the only one who can't fap to their art?

Is poorfaggotry moe?

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Disgusting. Why do people let these midgets breed freely? They should have neutered them all a long time ago. Now it's basically too late. Congratulations.

Dont you feel tired of doing this, Aquatard?

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I work 12 hour shifts and Megumondays really help me get through them without getting cranky

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Nice to hear have a qt Megumin

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You're not alone brother

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Are the Megumin anthologies canon?

No. I don't think they could be.

>WAGA NA WA

And bad jokes that weren't funnt

Ur a joke the first 2 are mediocre at best and don't have the comedic charm of the first season at all.

>the first 2
The first two what? You cant be talking about first to seasons because you just said that the first one has charm unlike the second one
Are you high

Ok, I have seen this image in every other megumin thread, and I dont understand it. Is megumin trying to grow a cabbage patch kid homunculus, whats going on in this picture?

She wants to grow a tranquility girl, a plant type monster that Kazuma despises

wat

it so good it makes me think that this guy had sex IRL

This little shit
It disguises as an injured girl, so people approach her and try to id her. Its stated that people stay by her side until they die of starvation, because her charm is so great they can’t abandon her. After that the plant consumes the corpse looking for nutrients.
She also grows “fruits”, so she can give it to the starving travelers, but the fruit has no nutricional value, and acts as a sleeping pill.

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Eh, they are published by Kadokawa, so at least they are more canon than a normal doujin.

>inb4 "theres gotta be some way to fuck it"
What chapter

Megumin is (roughly) 75cm while sitting in that position.
>62kb image
C'mon man.

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Volume 5, dunno what chapter

good enough, thank you.

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has volume five been sierra charlie alpha november november echo delta yet?

why do you want it scanned anyway

reasons

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uhh no, i dont think its been scanned apart from the images. i dont know why you would want it since its all text

oh shit, its in LN form isnt it?

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I want to drown megumin in cummies.

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How do you feel about Megumedium?

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Fuck, i dont like that fanart at all. Her neck is way too large

Pretty sure she has her head way tilted over.

I tell myself it's just the angle.

I wonder if WN Megu is how LN Megu will look when she's 17

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Is pic related wn megumin?

Yes. LN Megu mentioned she wanted to grow her hair out.

Hope she keeps it short. Sure its cute how she would grow her hair for Kaz, but she looks way better with her current hair.

It would be extra cute for her to start growing it out, then have Kazuma realize that she has changed his tastes and now likes the way she normally does it best.

Here, she's been improved.

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opai loli would be so much better. It'd instantly give Kinosuba a solid 8/10 were that the case.

I only just started the show but Darkness is clearly the best girl.

I cant wait for the movie anons. I want to see the 120 points explosions animated.

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But we've already seen her very best and Skelly was not really impressed.

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While airbags would help, it just hurts the aesthetics too much.

Why are you still in this thread anyway.

to keep you guys posted

Her breast envy and insecurity are part of the charm.

Good for you user.
The fandom heavily disagrees with you tho

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It makes sense when Japan is known to have shit taste.

Dont worry, thats why we have this poll made a few months ago with Yea Forums‘s opinion as well

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>When the spell switches your ages, but doesn't affect your figures.

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Would Megumin survive childbirth?

0% chance. They newborns first would have to explo~~ their way out of the uterus, which kills the midget.

How many times have I answered this question?
Yes because:
1.- She has huge hips
2.- Any labor complications can be solved easily by having Aqua around

Good to know you are still here friend. I often need to be reminded if she can or not.

>they newborins first
I didn’t know the Aquatard was an ESL. Makes sense.

He's just messing with you.

>tfw no tiny Darkness to hang out on my desk and watch me play games

>newborins
at least lern to copy and paste faggot

Seriously why are you still in the thread, you really have nothing else to do?
Maybe you are tsundere for Megumin

Aqua threads die out in 20 posts (all of them about her ass) and he is sad about it.

Yeah. They can't enjoy their shitposting unless they're dragging down the quality of another thread.

What is Megumin's favorite song?
I think it'd be Devil Trigger

Megubutt

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How old is she again?

Briefly shown at 8 in a flashback
12 at start of Bakuen-wo
13 for most of Bakuen-wo, the whole anime, and the start of the LN
14 for most of the LN
Is very close to turning 15

It's like watching your daughter grow up, except you want to bone her.

i.4cdn.org/f/Megumin Bang Bang.swf

Will the movie get picked up for an American release?

Mana storage so she can release multiple explosions.

her boobs are way too big to be megumin. flat chest is best

To drown her, you'd need to, at minimum, fill a bathtub with cummies. The average bath tub holds about 150L, and the average cumshot about 5mL. You'd need to cum 30,000 times to secrete that amount. To be quite honest with you, user, I don't think you're quite up to the task.

megumin isn't flat tho
just very small titted

Was Ainz impressed or just being nice?

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if it is then it means Excel is moe too.

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14

Prime

reminder that 14 is two sevens, so it's triple prime.

Megumin is just a flanderised Lina Inverse

no, megumin is too cute.

Megumin is perfect as she is
However, her hottest doujins have her more teenage than loli
exhentai.org/g/1084550/a96bca9859/
exhentai.org/g/1084545/8d4e56f064/

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That sounds like an opinion someone would have if they watched the anime once and then overdosed on "EXPLOSION XD" memes for a month

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>Ctrl + f
>Type: "IMAGINE"
>0 results
Smh tbqh famalams.

>except

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What the hell

weren't the SAA boys shameless meguminfags?

The “boobs are a mana storage” meme is just as worse as pantyless Aqua.
Anons believe whatever they fuck someone tells them

How would the series have progressed differently if Kazuma had manned up and grabbed a handful of her ass right there?

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What's the reading order for the LNs and the spinoffs? I'm on Volume 9 right now, but I haven't read any of the spinoffs yet

Those are good ones, but what about exhentai.org/g/1367721/846b11f794/

No particular order
The first Megumin spinoff you can read it anytime after vol 4
The Second Megumin spinoff after vol 10
And the Vanir spinoff after 8
The Dust spinoff is a mistake

Probably would have been made to sleep outside the blanket and called trash by his party for a while. Usually he only verbally sexually harasses them, going physical is a whole other story. Although darkness might be perverted and say she would take Megumin's place.

Darkness is best girl so I hoped she'd win the Kazumabowl, but now that I'm thinking about it she'd probably be much happier if she was cucked.

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Its implied

very based, but i need some context user

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I've seen one of those blow up on someone. Idiot forgot to load the ghost round.

what, is that a problem?

Old enough to breed.

According to crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/
>Volumes 1-4
>Explosions Volume 1
>Volume 5
>Explosions Volume 2
>Volume 6
>Explosions Volume 3
>Volumes 7-8
>Consulting Volume 1
>Volumes 9-10
>Continued, Explosions Volume 1
>Volumes 11+
I figure they have the first Explosions split up and spread out like that just to alternate between it and the main volumes, reading the first part would give you more context for Volume 5 but it doesn't particularly feel "intended" (unlike Volume 9, where I felt like the main series hadn't really given enough of the relevant backstory). Volume 2 and 3 of Explosions is just more Megumin backstory, not really directly relevant to later stuff. It does show more of Megumin's history with the Axis Cult and Cecily but again it's not really anything you'd need to have known earlier (definitely not before Volume 4, which it's most relevant to).
Vanir's spinoff (Consulting) takes place at about the time they have it ordered in, and it's a good time to read it. You wouldn't really lose much by reading it later but it's one of the best volumes in the series, no reason not to read it. Volume 13 focuses on Wiz and Vanir, so I guess it ought to be read before then at least.
Continued Explosions chronologically takes place immediately after Volume 8 and is referenced in Volume 9 (or 10?) but you're not really losing anything by reading it later, I think.

TL;DR Read the first Megumin spinoff and Vanir's spinoff before Volume 9, the second Megumin spinoff after that, and Dust's spinoff after that (since Continued sets it up).
Personally I just read the main series and went to the spinoffs afterward, and that seemed mostly fine. Only awkward bit was not feeling like I had enough context in Volume 9, I didn't have any trouble understanding what was happening but I felt like I missed out on the emotional payoff. So at the very least I think people should read the first volume of the Megumin spinoff to get that part of the story before Volume 9.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IeinlIq0Bog

Comfy song

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>there is a full Megumin version of the ED
thank you

Maybe it makes me a fake lolicon but I prefer girls who are filling out a little bit to completely flat tube-shaped brats. Megumin is a lot closer to the ideal than Kommeko.
Also the soft NTR in the first half kind of taints that whole doujin. She molests what she thinks is some random kid in the bath then goads him into sex, then has the audacity to call Kazuma a pervert for "tricking" her. Even if they get serious later they both kinda look like assholes, I prefer my doujins to either be wholesome or unashamedly horny (ideally both, like the last two I posted).

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Gay.

I only wish more was still on, nudity is boring and unappealing.

>If she wasn"t malnourished she'd look like yunyun
No she wouldn't.

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She has her choker AND her thighhigh/bandage combo still on, what else do you need?

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My favourite is skirt up, panties still attached to the girl (hole ripped, hanging on one leg, etc). Obviously everything else untouched.
What is unseen can be wondrous and mysterious, what's clearly visible is base and mundane.

I swear I prefer girls younger than ten, but Megumin is doing something to my peepee.

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Too old, but for her I'd make an exception.

Well that's accurate to the character then

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why is this crimson demon so smug

This. Close enough.

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>exhentai

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>The Mage of Consent

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gib that megumin pic pls

Is there a reason they changed her hair colour for the anime. Or was it just because they could?

Only because im in the mood

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thx fren

Do you think the weapon techs would get mad if I put Megumin stickers on their Mk46 torpedoes?

Just because they could, there wasnt an explanation either

Wow this thread is trash. The Aqua thread is a million times more interesting.

That's only because Aqua steals the show like the whore she is. I don't care if you call me rddit* I post there and you can't stop me, but anyway I love Megumin and YOU will never change my mind.

We dont spam images and argue with other shitposters.
But thanks for the bump

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I don't even like Aqua you fucking tool, I was talking about how entertaining the threads were.

>two shitposters throw dirt at each other: the thread

Id rather have a comfy thread like this instead of a fagfest like the aquathread

Interesting, yes. Probably not for the right reasons.

My wives.

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I want to make an explosion of semen in Megumin's womb

patrician

I'm more attracted to Aqua but I pretend to like Megumin because I hate being on the losing side.

Falseflagging Aquashill. Megumin may be flat but I like traps so it's alright with me.

So you're gay and a pedophile? Wew, only tractor-kun can save you.

You should permanent be attracted to Megumin.

Now this is a true meguphile poster.

user, can you explain this? What do you mean by a ghost round and why would lacking one cause the launcher to explode?

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>no choker
ruined

somehow this is super fucking hot to me...

she keeps the choker on during sex

jesus christ

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Aqua is the cutest!

that aquafag said it best
stay in your thread

Wait, two belts?

her choker is a small belt, megumin is beyond lewd

I'm actually a Darkness lover and I bullypost in Aqua threads and Aquapost in Megumin threads. Being hated by everyone turns me on.

You need to charge the handle twice in order to load the first round before you pull the trigger or you risk it crimping said round and it getting stuck and blowing up in the chamber. You can also potentially blow off your dick if you get the head space wrong on a .50 cal. Seen that before too.

Are you the dumb applefag

That's too big to fit around her neck.

The artist may not have reasoned that out.

Yes. Maybe... I'm not telling you! ;^)

Some fanarts draw her with 2 belts, for whatever the fuck reason

I want to undress her just so I can dress her.

based

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*steals ur meat*

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i want to feed her and take care of her

What a manwhore.

>doesn't at least also keep the socks on
Ruined.

i don't know why but its so hot when woman keep either: chokers, thighhigh socks or necklaces on during sex, there must be a psychological reason behind it or something

*heimlich manuever until she pukes it out*
*eats what she stole*
*dump her plate onto mine*
*no food until tomorrow for megumin*

I hope the kiss soon
I want to know how Megumin acts with her first kiss

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>heimlich manuever
>not punching her is the stomach
shiggy

If anyone hurt Megumin, I would beat them within an inch of their life 2bh.

Honestly I agree. You're probably just leaning towards hebe. I'm not too autistic about doujin plots though, I always just kinda skip that part.

Man of taste.

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Shame, Meguicha has one of the best plots for a Kazumin doujin, maybe ever. 2/3 of each chapter is dialogue, the rest is wholesome sex

>young flowers in bloom
What is it like having an IQ of 200?

Feels good, man.

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Rminder that Megumin canonically has phat thighs and hips

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>Boatumin

I like it when a girl is skinny, but you can clearly see that she'd be a pear shape if she was heavier.

and cute feet

And a cute smile

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Aqua has a better butt and personality desu

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Go to your containment thread

I'm going to need a side-by-side comparison of their butts.

How about you dont reply to aquatrds

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What's wrong with her eyes? It looks awful.

>that hand
Cursed image.

Yes

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>fat
No. Megumin is not flabby, she is well proportioned.

I want to eat those bandages after she takes them off at the end of a long day.

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So I read the LNs
I really enjoyed the parts that weren't 'everyone wants to bone kazuma, even(especially) little girls.
The author's a woman, right? It'd feel even worse if this was written by a man

No, why does everyone think that. He even made an interview

I thought there was a prominent isekai being penned by a woman.
To the best of my knowledge It's not Overlord and Konosuba's basically the only one with LNs I've looked into

What would happen if I imported a Megumin bodypillow to Canada?

Dunno, depends on how lewd it is.
Ask in the buyfag thread

>Continued Explosions
>recognizes Iris wearing a cloak with a hood
>doesn't recognize Chris wearing a small bandana
????

Congrats, you found a plothole

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There's only like three girls who seriously want to bang him, and their reasons aren't THAT contrived.
The author is a man, he just stays mostly anonymous and has a feminine pen name.

The rationale is Chris was only really close to Darkness and Kazuma so Megumin and Aqua just aren't familiar enough with her to recognize her. Iris stands out immediately even to strangers as a noble because of her blonde hair, blue eyes and pampered appearance (her "Alice" disguise doesn't even change her hairstyle) and Megumin would definitely recognize her on sight because of her inferiority complex toward her.
Chris should still stand out a lot because short-haired androgynous "Silver-Haired Thief" is an exact description of her and only her, which Kazuma even points out to her after Volume 6, but don't worry about it too much.

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>everyone wants to bone kazuma, even(especially) little girls.
The only 2 characters who want to fuck him are Darkness and Megumin, and the later one is his girlfirend so i dont really see whats the problem.

Iris definitely wants to fuck him but she's out of his strike zone, even if she's just barely smaller than his girlfriend. I don't know why user is talking like he has a loli harem

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I dont recall Iris ever saying or implying any sexual behavior towards Kazuma. She just idiolizes Kazuma.

Megumidweek, at this rate.

She more or less considers herself engaged to him and her story about the Dragon Knight is clearly her fantasizing about Kazuma in a not-so-innocent way.

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Nah, you are just assuming that she associates the story of Dust with her feelings for Kazuma.

Yes because I can read subtext

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Tell me, why does she consider herself "engaged" to Kazuma when she knows Megumin is his gf? Maybe at the beginnig, but as of now she just sees him as an adventurer that tells her stories.
And that panel in the manga is Megumin's speculation of what Iris is thinking. She might as well believe that "how far did they go" is simply a kiss. Again, until Iris herself makes any sexual connotation she really doesnt see Kazuma as her dildo

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>Tell me, why does she consider herself "engaged" to Kazuma when she knows Megumin is his gf?
He stole her engagement ring, gave her another ring to replace it, and promised her he would defeat the Demon King (which the kingdom traditionally rewards with the princess's hand in marriage).
>that panel in the manga is Megumin's speculation of what Iris is thinking
That's your interpretation which I think is less justified than the whole sequence being Alice's delusions. Not every single thing in the manga (or original LN) is Megumin's PoV, the next page has a gag cut to Kazuma sneezing at home while Megumin's doing her own fantasizing.
>She might as well believe that "how far did they go" is simply a kiss.
She's twelve, not six. She knows what sex is, the couple was naked. She's not ignorant to the implications Megumin makes about how far she's gone with Kazuma. Even in Volume 6 she picks up on Kazuma being a little too excited to hear her call him "onii-chan."
>she really doesnt see Kazuma as her dildo
She has a crush on him, I'm not saying she's just a horny adolescent.

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>piss fetish episode
whyboner

>Megumin never wiped in that episode

I'd lick her clean.

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You are basing your arguments implying that the picture is Iris's imagination, when its not stated at all.
Im not saying she doesnt know what sex is, but she isnt a depraved girl either.
And what gives anyway? its not stated anywhere that she wants to bang Kazuma. Unless you are really digging deep and assuming lots of things, which i dont agree.

I turn on the tap to a slow drip whenever I see a cute anime girl on the toilet desu

Crazy Girl

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Eh, the LN and manga versions were hotter anyway.

Why she do this?

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dunno, been a while since i watched the anime

Teutates required a sacrifice.

This
The anime looks so fucking ugly in comparison
>b-but muh visual comedy hurr durr
Fuck that, Id rather read the entire LN again than watch the anime

Is it me or are her hair tails extremely inconsistent?
>shoulder length
>nipple length
>non-existent
>come from the back
>come from the front

Doesn't putting on that bandage thighhigh everyday get tiring

Megumin's Megupussy must be really Megunice!

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Nah, the anime doesnt give a shit about consistency
In reality her bangs lenght should be a bit below her shoulders

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I want to cut her bangs while she sleeps then glue them on her armpits.

Cute Crimson dorks!

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based

She wears a bra sometimes, so meh. she might just do it when they are doing a quest.

All the better to sink your fangs into.

The sacrifices girls make for fashion.

Make it a Megumonth

You can't just put "Megu" in front of every word you want!

Megufuck meguyou

A Megumillenia, perhaps?

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The anime's fine

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Fellow men of culture.

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I will have sex with Megumin so much that I will even keep having sex wit her even when she is pregnant.

Really wish there was more thief Megu fanart.

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youtu.be/-fXuEXeIruM
Soketto is so cute!

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>Her nips are hard
Nice

Your nipples would probably be hard too if you could call down lightning.

Aqua is love! Aqua is the greatest! Praise Aqua! Aqua! Aqua! Aqua!

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Did you know that during pregnancy a girl's feet also get more sensitive?

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based axischad

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You better believe it!

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Please, we havent said anything about your character in this thread. Dont raid it. Go to your thread.

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I wasn't talking to you, slave girl.

But the entire reason they post here is to make threads worse. Because annoying internet strangers is the only way they can get any sort of sense of control over anything in their life.

But im talking to you. Just like somebody said in the aquathreadPlay fair. We dont raid you and you dont raid us.

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You take that back you sick bastard!

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Divine retribution will fall if you don't stop!

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Dont give them fuel idiot. You are making the thread shit too

Stop drawing lines between us. We're only here to look for little sis.

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Look man, you just postedYou clearly intended to shit on this thread, dont try to cover it. Now go to your aqua thread and stay there

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I still think Megumin is best girl, but after reading v15 I somewhat want Aqua to win the Kazuma-bowl.

I know it'll never happen, but I'm still conflicted nonetheless.

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Aqua is clearly the greatest but it doesn't mean we can't love our little sister too. :DDD

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>Megufuck
Yes please

Go back and read volume 14 again. That feeling will go away quick.

DELET

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So many black panties, so little time

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Incest is wrong user.

IT'S BONDING TIME!

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Look at this and tell me they aren't perfect.
protip:you can't!

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see this Stop acting like you give a fuck about Megumin. You are posting images of them both to aquashit in this thread.
So, are you gonna stop it or do i have to raid your thread as well?

You can't stop love!

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For a chuuni brat she has great taste in underwear

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Hypocrite

It's time we came together and loved each other! Aqua loves Megumin and Megumin loves Aqua!

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this image would be great if her right arm wasn't so twisted and her eyes weren't so gay

Does anyone have the color version of this image?

I agree, I think it's about time we ended this war and joined forces.

I remember a trivia that Chris lives with them during their winter seasons in the mansion

How deluded are you? He is one of the main aquashitposters.
The other being the poser aquatard and the glowing aquafag. Just because one of them is "acting" as a good person doesnt mean the others arent going to shitpost these threads until oblivion.

That's a WN thing that didn't make the transition to the LN

Don't be mean! We can learn to love each other and make Konosuba great again!

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That's cute. I want to believe you, I really do.

I don't like most aquafags and megumin is objectivly best, but user, your just being a cunt

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Dude, i know you wrote this too Your modus operandi is so obvious, you always reply to yourself. Now, can you stick to your thread, please?

Stop being a hater. It's time we moved on from this stupidity and had some fun again! Aqua+Megumin=

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Thank you, I just want us to love each other again.

I couldnt care less. I would beleive the aquatard if he didnt start raiding the thread, now he is just acting as "muh sis luv xd".
Even more so when in the other thread he btfo the megufags, calling them for raiding the thread when he is doing exactly the same.

I did no such things, that was probably

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>1 minute in between responses
>ESL grammar
>all the images have specific file names
Stop pretending

stop bullying me! what's wrong with saying what you think when you think it? why do you hate me so much?! lets just love each other!!!!!

That was pretty mean.

It's a pretty blatant attempt to shitpost the thread to death. Fuck off with your falseflag.

Listen here, I don't want to shitpost anything to death. I just want us to hug and laugh together like we did in the past. It's time to end this foolish rivalry, Aqua and Megumin deserve better.

Lets make a truce, you stop replying to this thread and i swore i will never shitpost in an aquathread again. As long as you do the same, deal?
You have another thread to look for anyway.

I don't want a truce! I want love and hugs and kisses and funny stuffs. I want us to be together forever!

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If Asuka vs Rei is any proof, there is no such thing as peace, just a brief ceasefire.

He is just pretending to be nice, just so he can post aqua
Meanwhile his thread is getting raided by albedocucks

We are better than them! Just you wait, we're going to be the bestest friends ever soon. :DDD

I love being neglected.

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Really makes you wonder huh. He doesnt like when others raid his thread

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So mean. Stupid bullyposter!

I genuinely feel bad for anyone who prefers Darkness and hope they enjoy neglect play the same way she does.
She completely ruined her own confession scene though, let's be honest.

Thats not me

Stop raiding the Aqua thread guys. We are better than that.

I know its you, aquaposter. Im just watching your thread go to shit. Based overlordfags

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Does not sound like a well designed gun

no I'm not, I just can't stand watching stupid undead attack innocent people

>innocent people

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If Megumin and Aqua had a child what would it look like?

I don't think the world could handle something so cute!

I know thats you aquaposter.

HOW?!

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The rape scene was completely unnecessary
But even without it Kazuma would probably reject her anyway

Look at me!

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That was one of the funniest moments in the LN.

>188235621
No.

Oh goodie, now a Darknessfag is rading as well

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Get out Kuzuma! This thread isn't yours either!

Who are you again?

top kek

Hope they ban you for that image

What would her and Kazuma’s child look like?

So mean! I bet you're the Albedork poster.

Nope, im just laughing my ass off with your thread being ruined. Karma is amazing.

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