Why don't cakes ever win?

Hiratsuka when she's not being a mentor for Yukino and Hachiman's relationship, she's a shitty "hurr why can't i get married" that gets boring.

What did she mean by this?

that she is a disease ridden whore

Early 20s is not a cake.

But she did win in a way. 8man said that he'd hit her if they were the same age. That's closer than any other character ever got to being a love interest.

You can't make it to cakedom without losing all the time.

>But she did win in a way. 8man said that he'd hit her if they were the same age. That's closer than any other character ever got to being a love interest.
he has thought that about every single side character secondary retard

People don't understand the teacher's sacrifice.
They sacrificed themselves in order to raise educated men and women of the future. A nation owes it's journey threw times eternal to educators.
Cake teachers deserve all the respect and happiness

8man can't creampie her before he runs out of condoms

cakes are fucking trash

Stop reading/watching trash and maybe you'll find the ones where they win.

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Wholesome post

sensei is exclusively a dogfucker though

Fuck off back to r/anime cancer

Are you implying your pic related will win?

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I fucking hope so.

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>Think about it, if she was going to win wouldn't she have already done so before becoming a cake?
This. By definition a cake is a loser. No one wanted to marry her before her expiration date.

Delete this

Based

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Cakes are love, cakes are life.

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They're too sensitive to their weaknesses.

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Why did Oregairu change so much in tone?

Fuck off

it only did if you're a retarded secondary

What?

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Nurse best girl

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They wouldn't be cakes if they were winners.

Is the last volume out yet? Did the trap win?

A best.

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A combination of these.

Teaching is wage slavery disguised as a career.

Not surprising with a nose that big

>go to crysta.cafe
>get morbid enjoyment about women failing in relationships and being single
Well Im forever single too so its fine

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Right >Middle > Left

They're fools, 25+ women generally don't go into relationships to mess around. Marrying and falling in love with a woman below that that age is just asking for trouble.

>implying she wont win
She is the legitimate winner of the 8man bowl

she is a dogfucker

Right > Middle = Left

You mean they're used up and already had their fun, so they settle for you.

Left a shit. I don’t want her titties and drunk breath around me

Cakes have a high risk of down syndrome children. They are out dated material.

A 30 year old woman has a microscopic amount of risk of downs. If we get into the 40's and 50's, then yes.

Tere's a reason they are cakes user, if they could win they wouldn't be cakes

but your mom had you at 30 and here you are

Wait which episode is this?

Hiratsuka does ship Yukino and Hachiman hard.

Gottem

Actually, she had me at 28. Yes, here I am and here you are.

It's edited. I think it's one after 8man confronts Sagamin. Or one of his social suicides.

so you are twins with him?

>suicide
You can't kill what isn't alive

>I don’t want her titties
Are you gay, also she's fun to be around

In a 2D world full of cute 2D girls someone is forced to lose.

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You can have her. I want my helpless hiki and strict meganeko

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Every arc had some drama, did you fall asleep or something?

Does Mafuyu love Whoreyuki?

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I wish there was another season

God I wish that were me

Haruno wins

SENSEI A BEST

you sound upset and deluded like wormslut fans with your non canon bs

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>he doesn’t know

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sensei a fucking shit

If you call old man cock winning, then yes

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>fucking the pinnacle of human evolution
>considering this a loss in any way
Don't let the gay rot your brain away faggot.

Hachiman has better taste than to marry someone will have wrinkles and gray hair in a few years.

>he is ignorant on grey woman hair
why do you think that women dye their hair?,they start graying during their late teens,this is one of the reasons that i love being a man without a beard

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that's why women have thinning hair later on, the price paid for dying hair addiction.

>that shit
>2D

great copout answer

UnbalancexUnbalance is the best cake manga: it has violence against women, stress induced amnesia, and a doujin made by the author.

I'm not the one who brings 3DPD into the table.

It's an LN series with a grounded story, the 2D elements don't matter.

They can in the White Album 2 VN.

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Cakes wanted to “get to know themselves” aka ride the cock carousel in their prime years. And, now that they had their fun, they want to settle down.... no thank you. May all cakes become miserable spinsters.

Is it fully translated yet?

No, but Closing Chapter in its entirety is absolutely worth playing still.

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I am going to look for a cute/average, bickering lonely cake, leave this godforsaken place and better myself.
Witness me my brothers.

Cakes are literally shit characters, people only like them for their tits. You all should feel bad about liking such garbage characters.

On behalf of us all, I accept your parent's apology for bringing you into this world.

That's funny, because you literally want your mom for a wife.

uff, that hurts

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The same way that 99% of the world looks for in a partner depending on gender. Daughters marrying their father isn't just a cheeky phrase for no reason.

My mother did the same while raising a retarded good for nothing loser and my sister

Actually based

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shit taste user

How do I acquire one of them?

I used to like Christmas Cakes and the whole Milf thing...but now I'm older than that so it's not even an older women thing it's just...a thing. Growing up sucks ass.

Where do I subscribe?

See you tomorrow.

>99% of the world has a Oedipus complex
not really

I certainly don't want an alcoholic for a girlfriend

Good post. I already chose a cake teacher to love.

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Women that have drug dependency shouldn't be having kids, that shit does long term permanent damage to the body.

Don't know, but I'm lazy and don't feel like teaching a girl how give me head.

That's where your wrong champ. Grow some more, you'll get there one day.

I'm guessing you're talking about birth control.

alcoholic dependency has negative long term effects, so does smoking. this isn't difficult.

Not everyone likes cowtits or a mentor figure as a potential mate.

188150243 is a cake who is sensitive and doesn't like being exposed obviously

Because most of them are just shitty walking cliches like the one in your webm.

They are mostly too desperate, insecure and lack self confidence for their age which kill off their natural charm.

114 post and no one has mentioned Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa
I'm really fucking sorry for the shitty crop.

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mangafox

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Best To Love-ru

Why have a half-eaten icecream when you can have a fresh icecream?

>threw
>it's
>no closing period
A wasted sacrifice, apparently.

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What if you can have half-eaten ice cream or no ice cream at all?

I love older women, also a plus that Christmas Cakes are lesbian as fuck.

Then it's a choice between being dignified and being pathetic.

Cakes are undoubtedly top tier in anime. Too bad they're undoubtedly bottom tier irl.

I'd two-time her.

I always like to imagine this scene as Ryuuko/Satsuki banter.

>secondary
user, everyone is a secondary. Please stop shitposting or feeling superior just because you consume the source material of every single adaptation out there.

Didn't the dog almost win her?

>Teaching is wage slavery disguised as a career.
I wage slaved 3 different jobs for almost 10 years until I finally tried teaching. I don't ever want to go back.

user, maybe people wouldn't have to call you out on your retardation if you weren't writing such obvious bullshit.

Birth Control also has its risks, though.

Based

Haruno doesn't give a shit about Hachiman, stop reading shitty oregairu fanfics.

Cringe as fuck
ftfy

If y'all haven't seen that Shinkai flick with the cake and the shoemaker kid, fucking watch it.

I'm thinking about becoming a teacher after working as an engineer. Engineering is absolute dog shit and the pay isn't even that good. Is there any way to get out of being an assistant teacher? I worked as a teaching assistant for two years in grad school.

I want to upgrade a cake to a milf and make her the dommy mommy head of my harem!

>Can't remember the title of "5 cm/s"
Really, nigger?
I can't stand the bittersweet Jap endings. They accepted each other but then still went their separate ways at the end.

The film with the cake and the shoemaker is Garden of Words, you autistic simian. 5 cm/s is an entirely different one.

But yeah, the ending was totally bittersweet.

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Well shit, I'm guilty what I accused others of doing. With that said, 5 cm/s also has a bullshit ending.

Dropped

and yet here you are trying to feel superior of having a condensed and watered down version of the story Oregairu.

The reason us primaries shit on you secondaries is because you guys don't understand the story, characters and overall message of the series. You guys are a huge burden on the entire fanbase.

Me too

My childhood friend's a cake. Should I just marry her?

Except that I follow the novel as well. Adaptations don't have to be 1-1 and can follow their own path from time to time. What's the fucking problem of those consuming the adaptation to have a discussion of their own? I've never understood this mentality here or with any medium that has adaptations. Consider this my last reply to you.

>What's the fucking problem of those consuming the adaptation to have a discussion of their own?
I'm guessing you haven't seen the threads, you wouldn't be saying that if you didn't see them. Also different poster.

If no one else will.

How did you let her get to that place?

>watch this anime at the New Year, 4 years ago.
>now I'm the same age as Mayumi

>picture
t. Tenzen Miyabi

>is one of the reasons that I love being a man without a beard
>I have a 35% grey beard in 31 and ok with that.

Fuck it, I've decided to marry her.

In the manga, he gets back in touch with the surfer girl and that's how it ends.

It's weird

Cakes never win, because the main character of literally every goddamn anime is some dumb sixteen year old kid. The question isn't why do cakes always lose, it's why aren't there any shows about adults featuring nice, age appropriate romance?

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Based

>People who still compare 3D cakes to 2D ones
Seriously

>blaming the men
How typical.

Good.
Wise man not plant good seed in barren soil.

This alcohol loving cake is a marriage planner who might never plan her own.

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thanks for proving my point imbecile

Too old hags

Thoughts on this cake?

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I've only read the first five or so chapters, but she seems a bit entitled. Doesn't appear to like him so much as she just wants to be in a relationship and he showed up and could fit the bill. I need to get around to reading the rest of what's translated, but I'm assuming she's developed into something more.

Like a lot of "not typical heroine" love interests, they only win when they're the main girl. Same for gyarus, villainess, etc. Which is rare in set ups where there's actually any competition because of how the general spread of girls tends to be. And this is aside from stories where sometimes no one wins because Japanese media is allergic to actual romantic relationships in stories.

Basically stop watching harem shit.

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Less fertile.

Cuz nips are a bunch of pedofiles who would rather fuck a child than a hot mature/milf woman

>get home from work
>see this
What do?

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Eggs

Nips have excellent taste then

Subtle

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You literally have anime this season about teacher cakes winning

>laughs in Uzaki

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If only the art wasn't so shit in this one.

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sauce?

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Google it.

thanks.

Or we would if the entire show weren't a "tsk!" blackboard

> one of the reasons I like being babyface

What did he mean by this?

>want some hot coffee mam?

Only if you mean she's the reason he leaves his old ways behind. Not if you mean they start a romantic relationship. That spot is reserved for Yukino. Not Yui. Definitely not Haruno. And absolutely not Iroha.

>2019
>Still no Christmas cake slice of life by KyoAni

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What does it mean?

>tfw older than cakes
They lose a lot of their appeal when you're supposed to be the mature one. But it doesn't matter, since they're not real.
I have one you coulda call a cake at work, and it's just weird. She's super cute (megane), friendly and jokes a lot. But still you know unconsciously something is fucking wrong. If she's single while being this cute at 26, there must be a cause. Maybe she's a huge bitch when she steps out of work? I dunno, but I still feel uneasy about her. /blog

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People of both genders are having less sex and staying single for longer than ever before. At some point, becoming a cake just became normal.

This. Why the hell are they taking so long when they're so good at making Cakes and Milfs?

It hurts

judging by his other manga, the art will be the smallest problem

I see, so It works both ways.

I haven't read anything by him, what makes it so bad? I'm kinda interested in a teacher grooming a little boy to become her fucktoy.

Evidently it doesnt sell or someone would have done it by now.

all the manga I read by him had a bad ending

I can see her getting arrested by the police, so it's okay as long as they fuck at least once.

Seems okay

Literal roastie

Ignore

I was under the impression that cakes are a thing to show that career women (and men) have no time for relationships cause of their shitty work environment and schedules.

>used up
Describe in explicit and accurate detail what the definition of "used up" is in this context and why it applies, and the effects it will have on your relationship, as well as the mechanisms by which those effects logically follow from the definition you give.

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Are OLs the cream of the crop among cakes or are there any other cakes that are above them?

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sensei cakes>OL's

>Tomboys not worth mentioning

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Nurse cakes > *

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Didn't green win the Shufflebowl?

>phase 3
Absolutely ruined.

>turns into faceless NTR villain
>still gets the heroine
I don't know why the faceless stuff pisses me off so much.

You need a graduate degree and a teaching certification, and being a TA is part of that process. I guarantee the pay will be worse than what you made as an engineer and you'll constantly be dealing with draconian budget cuts and long hours of work even after you go home for the day.

I'm guessing it's because she doesn't have eye contact with him.
Unrelated, but my hatred of NTR was never solely because of the NTR. The thing that pisses me the most is the scumbags, usually from one insinuating the NTR.

Sort of this. My degrees were completely unrelated to education but I did have a masters in applied maths with some experience working on tutoring centers. The pay is not that bad given how I live my life, the worst part is working tons of unpaid hours be it correcting, planning, and other deskwork.

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Explain this

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Why would anyone want an old hag if the loli you pick will eventually grow into one anyways?

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>cake routes barely exist in translated vns
>one vn about cakes isn't translated

why is life like this

Franklin was also anti-slave and a cuck.

and a frog lover to boot

These two should unironically break up. The main girl sucks and she has no chemistry with the guy. He should probably be fucking his cousin instead.

Funny how both countries had so many freemasons.

>Green
t. Kawamori

There is nothing to explain. Best girl simply wins

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They're making sure to leave the best for (You).

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But best girl is her mom

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S-Source?

Fuuka

how different is the vn (introductory chapter) compared to the anime