Still the best zetsubou

>you will never kiss her leg

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Imagine going to the teachers' room late at the evening and you are presented with this.

What do?

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Do a 360 and walk away

Best taste OP.
>Kakushigoto getting scanlated again
What a great feeling

Call the police, have the intruder arrested, then write a report for the principal and one for her parents. This student urgently needs professional help. Probably a drug issue. If she continues like this, she'll ruin the reputation of her family and of the school. This can not and must not be allowed.

If such a normal student like her is acting like that it's already too late

This world is not so hopeless when there are so many gentlemen with indisputable perfect tastes in it.

Tsunetsuki has the most chances to win Nozomibowl, because he will get even more despaired if they marry.

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Pure vanilla is the finest flavour.

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is eternally upset we have a Hellboy anime that looks like the original comic.

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Perfection

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Why is this show so good? How can such a good show come from something like Shaft?

Good source material.

What is that supposed to mean?

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Hidamari Sketch is another exception. Shaft is only slightly better than KyoAni, it's garbage

wrong!

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She never leaves the room so that means she never showered.

consider suicide

Jesus, why did this show have such good OPs and EDs

Stylish stalker vs unwashed hikki? Komori is not a real contender, sorry

I like Matoi most, but I also can't help but want Chiri to smash my penis with a shovel

Fuck off retard

All girls are best girl, figuratively and literally.
Except Rin, who is best girl only figuratively.

You haven't read the manga, have you?

2005-2011 Shaft is amazing, fuck you.

Source?

There's like 100 panels of her bathing morons

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SHAFT back then spent 40% of the animation budget on OP/ED, under the assuption that they would be watched multiple times.

Kicchiri Scans? I'm not really sure what you're asking for?

shaft before bakemonoshit was great

It makes me so happy to see SZS threads. anyone remember what episode has the flashback of nozomu in high school when he joins the despair club? Can't remember for the life of me

Third episode of Goku.

I appreciate these threads.

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Yes.

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Have you read your SICP?

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Why does she look like a monogatri girl?

Activate windows ya cunt
Just download some activator and trick windows into thinking you have a license, that's what I do with LTSB.

May I laugh already?

Who was that guy in the top left-hand corner anyway? I always assumed it was Abe but SZS came out before he got elected.

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Thank you friend

I'm sorry to say, but you're a few years late.

Nothing out of ordinary

Nailing hot-for-teacher pubertal girl students is such a normal fetish.

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The better question is why Monogatari girls look like Matoi

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I prefer normal-slut tbdesu

Komori loves to take long baths as she's a very clean girl and has lots of time to do so.

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Does she?

Shaft likely based gatari girls off of kumeta’s art. Who know. It is a mystery.

shinbou was working with Akio Watanabe long before SZS

Her voice is orgasmic. I miss her so much.

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or a few years early

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She's in Date a Live S3. But she's indeed precious.

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Well shit, I forgot that aired. Thanks user, I'll finally get to enjoy a half-decade dose.

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Hnng.
Post more best girl pls.

Sure.

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The most stylish zetsubou

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What do you guys think of the ending?
I liked it, but not as an actual conclusion. Though I don't see how else it could have ended.

Short haired meganekkos are one my greatest weaknesses.

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Sometimes i don't hate this place as much.

>2015

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Moot's been dead for going on 5 years now.

I found my waifu a day before he left. We lost something, I found something.

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I watched all of the this show, it was mundane at best. All the characters felt the same except for that creeper girl. I don't understand the appeal in this it felt similar to negima, that was not good.

>All the characters felt the same except for that creeper girl.
Characterization is a strong point of the series, though. The characters are all very well defined and are very distinct.
Kobushi is the only one who overlaps with Matoi and Normal sometimes, but she's still very distinct.

You should read the manga.

Has it really been that long?
That means its been around 6-7 years since all these redditors started stopping by because of gg/the fappening. They aren't leaving are they?

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They would think they're oldfags at this point.

That can't be true, that was just last year, right?

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I wish they'd stick to shitting up just /pol/

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They're the oldfags of 4channel

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Take me with you sensei.

It has been 1036 days since the countdown ended.

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MARIONETTE

I want to go back.

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I hope you weighed the values of every zetsubou properly and came to the correct conclusion.

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What's a moot?

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What the fuck is going on here

>five years
I cannot begin to describe the feeling of existential dread those two simple words instill in me, what am I doing with my life

This was my favorite ED. I think it was only used for a couple of episodes, wasn't it?

Chiri > Normal > Stalker > Shut-in
Everyone else is basically worthless.

Those are correct but you forgot Kafuka though technically, I guess you didn't.

No, that was intentional. She's firmly in the worthless category.

Was the gag with Rin's backward facing introductions based on her name gag, "peerless in bed?"

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You did an okay job, Anonymous, but I think you're still a little misguided. Every true Zetsubou patrician knows that Chiri>Matoi>Nami>Rin is the true order.

Rin > Chie > Trash girl > Chiri
ftfy

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It's about that one episode where she turns into a giant magical girl to fight the invading aliens

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While it may be fairly normal for young female students to be attracted to male teachers, going the other way is most certainly against the law. I’m in despair! The double standards of society have left me in despair!

But user you've impregnated her

I wish Rin would introduce her backside to my face.

pic unrelated

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>I reject my humanity, Zetsubou!

Chie is best

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pic very related

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She's definitely underappreciated, but it's not surprising. After the first few chapters she would barely appear. It wasn't after the series was half way over that she started showing up again.

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I randomly made a list of my all time favorite girls and found it full of SZS girls. I have no idea how they could be so good.

Maybe you just have a fetish for black hair?

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Someone please finish translating Katte ni Kaizou please

Question for all of you: If you didn't watch this while it starting airing, how did you find about it? Did someone introduce you to it?

fuck i remember watching the first episode of this with my sister a long time ago but i never continued watching for some reason
I should probably pick it up again.
Is the manga worth a read too?

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I marathon'd it a couple of year ago after some possessive girl online mentioned it several times. She recommended me a ton of anime and several of those became favourites of mine, so I started watching everything she had mentioned. I ended up loving SZS. Girl is probably dead by now.

Reporter Girl didn't deserve to get Kafuka'd. She was just doing her job and a neutral party.

It didn't help that Kitsu Tane partly replaced her.

If that was the case, user should move to japan.

I may be wrong, but I think Chie didn't become a more recurring character again until after Tane's introduction. Tane was introduced and then I think showed up only two more times as more than a background character.

The anime picks and chooses chapters out of the manga. Those that were adapted are true to source material but the ending was never animated.

For all of your convenience:

tiermaker.com/create/sayonara-zetsubou-sensei-szs-girls-53848

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TEACHER'S PET

I have never wanted to fuck a fujo so much before. Stupid sexy fujo

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Being the eternal newfag that I am in 2010, I stumbled upon a scene from SZS and thought it was interesting. At that time I didn't watch anime at all aside from the very popular ones like Death Note, TTGL, and Gayass. Jumping from those shows to this series was a little heavy but goddamn did it spun me in the right direction. That is, if you think being here more than 10 years is the right direction.

>normal not in normal
Opinion disregarded even if she's a good girl.

I don't remember who the middle "great" girl is. It's not Manami, is it?

I stumbled upon the third Goku op on youtube by mere coincidence and loved it, from then I started reading the manga. It's still one of my favorite series.

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It is.

Yeah, it's Okusa Manami.

Happy to interrupt, but Rin will always and forever be best girl.

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This is the best picture ever drawn.

I thought anal was not normal at all. This is out of character, I hate it.

she had a nice butt

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I didn't find it, it found me. I was feeling down and despair came to me.

God I want to fuck the Fujo out of her

has it actually been that long? since we laughed on the wrong day due to a leap year?

I wanna fuck Rin Itoshiki

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Is SZS good? I downloaded it a few weeks ago but still haven't gotten around to watching it.

Ai is the punchline of my favourite skit in the entire show so she gets great tier. Nami would be there too.

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Fuck off and watch it.

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Came here for this. Best girl.

Just watch it.

OK
>bored
>ok, anime time
>owo what's this
>suicidal sensei, genki girl, SHAFT
>...sure
>episode 1.mp4
>weird humor, but funny & interesting
>moar!
>episode 2.mp4
>something's off... hmm
>eh, but I like it
>finish entire season
>ok! that was... interesting and funny?
>is there mor-
>mfw I just watched Zan

In retrospect, if I started with the first season I probably was not going to see the entire thing and finish the manga too
I was late for the laugh ;-;

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You type like a faggot, ironic or not.

There's no way a faggot, something that only dwells on Yea Forums and Yea Forums, could possibly exist on Yea Forums. He's just a member of the

> Green Peace

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No,you just type like a normal faggot.

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Maybe it could work?

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I can't believe Meru is fucking dead.

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That one opening had a very good animation.
Spin-off when

Kumeta's art evolution is pretty cool.

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>evolution
you mean Devolution

despair

Witnessed and despaired.

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She's pretty sexy for a normal girl.

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Haruyama kazunori truly is a blessing

You must be out of your mind if you think the minimalist style is a devolution.

He sure is.

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Cute pubes

I want DTB SZS crossover

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You can get a new season, but it's genderswapped.

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>Kakushigoto
Speaking of which, has the short animation been removed from youtube?

What would a female Usui even look like?

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>dumb enough to get caught
another issue
>girl is not punished for willing to fuck sensei because she was ((abused))
cringe

Matoi awakened my lust for kimono.

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Nozomu is practially a girl anyways.

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Strange, you keep messing up the order. Matoi is clearly best

Something no mortal eyes were meant to see.

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>femUsui is a balding invisible perverted female

I remember stumbling across a webm or vid of Rumba and was intrigued so I dug a bit deeper and found the source, then I lurked on Yea Forums, peeked a thread at the time to see if it was worthwhile and it was.

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Imagine watching Hidamari Sketch with Kiri.

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>Matoi can swing telephone poles like they're nothing
God just imagine her forcibly you with that strength

>forcibly you

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>forcibly raping you

Yeah it is unavailable for me also, I loved it

Kuusou Rumba was used as the music in Katawa Crash and I fell in love in one listen.

Imagine

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I can't believe a normal girl would finger herself on an image board. That only happens on TV.

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>just noticed the shadow

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Could she defeat Shizuo?

>Great source
>Shaft at their peak
>Excellent (the best imo) VAs
>Great OPs/EDs
>Best girl

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Best Zetsubou is the sensei

>own the first 14 volumes in English
>Kodansha has no intentions of publishing Zetsubou ever again in English
>Suimasen's scanlations are a horrible mess because they indirectly translated from Japanese to Spanish then to English and their English translator was absurdly LEP
Will I ever read beyond the 14th volume, Yea Forums? I start my Japanese courses in the Summer, so I'll probably end up reading it in Japanese...
Rin's VA also voices Shin-chan. One of Shin-Chan's most recognizable gags was mooning the camera.

which skit is that user

Sensei and the class explore how expecting acknowledgement in exchange for doing favours is insincere. This triggers Ai's complex so she decides to tell people she helps that she isn't doing it out of any expectation of gratitude, which ends up making her look like a generic tsundere.
From Zoku episode 5.

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Oh yeah
Ai had great gags and although the girl I like best is Matoi she is one of my favorites for sure

Back when Borders was around.

>>Great OPs/EDs
SZS has the best OPs in any anime

Sensei is a manslut who tries to justify it with some possession bullshit.

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I want Mayo-chan to bully me!

>wow
Gets me everytime.

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My Japanese teacher introduced me to it somewhere in 2008-2009

I like the art and music but the jokes often miss.
And the walls of text are irritating my ocd. I always want to pause and read them, but it's not worthwhile. They should have left them out of the anime (idk if the manga has them, but at least there you wouldn't have to hit pause).

A lot of those jokes are based around shit that is too Japanese for a normal human to get.

Some of these text wall jokes are anime-only, though.

Good taste user

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>And the walls of text are irritating my ocd
I thought I was the only one. Do we really have OCD? I also sometimes feel the need to read the subs twice when I watch anime. This shit is pissing me off

Quaterly Reminder

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Circa 5, actually.

How much of the manga was missing from the anime? After I watched the anime I read the last volume or so to see the ending, but were there a lot of chapters that were skipped etc?

This picture sure is missing something
I remember the anime taking chapters from all over the place so I'm sure that more than 1/3 of material remains unadapted.

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About 50% I guess.
The anime adapts chapters up to 193 while skipping many in between, then in the last hundred chapters only adapts 231 in the final OVA.

best censoring in anime period

>picture sure is missing something
erasers

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Fall in despair!
The slutty tendencies of JKs have left me in despair!

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I watched it years ago and dropped it for some reason. Picked it back up a couple years later and fell in love with it, it's one of my favorite animes that I've rewatched a few times now.
picrel is the definitive list

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Everyone sleeping on Kaga

Or Africa kek

i watched some other SHAFT anime and i wonder what else they did, saw this , thought it looked interesting then i watched it

Really glad to see such a large SZS thread. Easily my favorite anime/manga and one of the few o regularly revisit

I was looking up other stuff Kenji Ohtsuki worked on after hearing him in the Welcome to the Nhk ED. Ended up discovering my favourite anime in the process.

Can't argue with that

This thread is lacking in best girl.

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The males in his class already looked too much alike, now this pushing it to breaking point!

You mean best girl's wife, and best doujin.

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It's been that long? I missed it since I got a life

I've only watched the first season. I don't want it to finish.

Is it that bad?

This is my favourite thread and I hope you all have a wonderful evening.

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I think a friend showed it to me? I'm not entirely sure, I might have just lucked out onto the series.

Glad Kakushigoto is getting more scans, even if very slowly

Which girl has the best voice?
youtu.be/a1IYvAblmvM

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It breaks my heart that SHAFT only did a CM for the manga.

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Most of us have user. I went from an overweight college undergrad to a healthy and somewhat normal human bean with a wife and everything. Don't feel like I've become a normalfag since I still have weird hobbies and use this site as much as I did back in the day. It's weird.

Normalfag check: if you can describe something as 'weird', you are one.

I sometimes read these kind of posts and imagine that my boss or the guy from the bar or anyone could also be an Yea Forumsnon. I guess it's the magic of anonimity.

Weird to most people. Not to me. I'm sure most people would consider a ttrpg where 5 people just act as space truck drivers as boring or weird but I love it. Same with painting little plastic minis, going to comiket, and watching seasonal anime.

I was going through all the openings again just for fun when I saw this. Is there a bigger version of the image laying around? I swear I've seen something like it before.

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I love Chiri's voice.

It's hard, SZS has a godtier cast.
youtube.com/watch?v=AN-uyprA8mw

Girls are normally sexy.

I'd say Kobushi had my favorite voice, but Inoue Marina singing is just a whole new level.
youtu.be/K0-wMRbr41s

THOSE daily threads, you know the ones.

Oh and also

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Dont forget about the fucking beautiful soundtrack

Don't be such a faggot

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Still mai waifu to this day.

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ピロリパロピリロラ

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Worst

No, Meru is loev.

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a shit

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Who the fuck is this? I don't remember anyone having a headband

STRRRRIKE

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And for anyone wondering, the carpet matches the drapes

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for the love of everything someone get a thread on /e/ going

i don't see the point, all the good stuff is on danbooru and pixiv already anyways
instead one of you japanese-speaking anons contact ez6 and tell him to finish that second SZS doujin he was doing that he only posted a preview of but never finished

I missed it too because of military service, which is debatable whether it counts as life or not I guess

In my defence, I thought she 'looked' like Chiri but didn't want to be racist and the panties didn't have bell peppers on them,

How's the Katte ni Kaizou OVA?
full scanlations when

It's pretty good. The humour is a lot more lewd but it's basically a shot of SZS, if you like one you'll like the other.

A lot more low-brow than SZS and that's saying something. But pretty good, still. The OP is nice.
Never.

いったんですか

ええ
ずーっと

>kakushigoto girls are the SZS girls but toned down in their extremities
I wonder what the others barring the ones that already appeared would be like, mini Matoi already had a brief appearance.

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What is the best currently available scanlation for re-reading and judicious amounts of masturbation?

Did you remember to laugh two years ago?

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I sure did. And now I will never forget.

I'm not aware if there are new scans available, but I'm always keeping this saved.
drive.google.com/drive/folders/18qg-F9XTr843xGsbywlcCtuCJ7fRnz0A

You just made a sad user a little bit less sad. I want you to know this.

That's the spirit, user, this is a despair thread after all.
Enjoy your read and have a good day, bro

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God bless you for this

My left ear is completely blocked and I can't hear shit, captain.
Well, that's my reason to despair for the day.

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Left ear boke...?

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>Tsunetsuki being declared best girl results in a SZS thread that doesn't die a few posts in
Truly the best

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She's my favourite as well but honestly, I like all of them.

If there were any new scans available they'd be up on mangadex already, so I doubt it.
Thanks for this, I will have to soldier through Suimasen's translation for now I guess.
Also why were vols. 10 to 14 of the official translation never scanned? lol

The power of Deep Love

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I remember an SZS thread a few years back that hit bump limit despite the OP pic having Matoi's pubes clearly visible.

Can't remember anything from them, but I do remember enjoying them.

apologize and close the door, yet again I'm a virgin for always doing shit like that

>2013
>was a westernfag
>started watching anime because cartoons sucked
>lurked Yea Forums
>found out about this and all other series that i enjoyed
How has it been 6 years?

Nothing wrong with that, it's how any normal person would react

I do not believe you. You will have to post proof

Bless you user. I'll repay the favor someday.

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Thanks doc.

How did you find the wife?

Book club. Nothing too special.

Those actually exist? I thought they were an excuse for old wives to get together and drink.

Is there a torrent for the tv version of zoku ep 2? I can only find the bd versions.

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It was a meet up for people to talk about niche scifi books and stuff. Nothing really terribly organized. Only knew about it because of one of the people I play 40k/guildball with at the flgs

Screw that, where can I find 720p versions? Most of SZS is in 480 still.

I played Katawa Crash, enjoyed the music, asked where it was from and got directed to SJS.

Anyone know where a mirror of this is, if any?
I'm tired of losing things because youtube ceases to host them.

Gouin ni Mai Yeah
files.catbox.moe/pn9aob.webm

Hito toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru
files.catbox.moe/2lplqq.webm

Kurayami Shinchuu Soushi Souai
files.catbox.moe/ktq6o5.webm

Kuusou Rumba (color).webm
files.catbox.moe/irbwe1.webm

Kuusou Rumba Rap.webm
files.catbox.moe/kgai53.webm

Kuusou Rumba
files.catbox.moe/in48wi.webm

Lilycure Go Go! -intro-
files.catbox.moe/113z22.webm

Marionette
files.catbox.moe/91baet.webm

Omamori
files.catbox.moe/iv919f.webm

Private lesson
files.catbox.moe/bz7bm5.webm

Ringo Mogire Beam! (OVA)
files.catbox.moe/kiifvb.webm

Ringo Mogire Beam!
files.catbox.moe/02qyn0.webm

Romance Romanesque
files.catbox.moe/00p1vw.webm

Zessei Bijin
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Zetsubou Restaurant
files.catbox.moe/xbds6o.webm

user please.

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very nice, fillin me with DESPAIR

you have my gratitude

God bless

OKAY Yea Forums WHICH ONES ARE BEST?
Gouin ni Mai Yeah
files.catbox.moe/pn9aob.webm

Hito toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru
files.catbox.moe/2lplqq.webm

Kurayami Shinchuu Soushi Souai
files.catbox.moe/ktq6o5.webm

Kuusou Rumba (color).webm
files.catbox.moe/irbwe1.webm

Kuusou Rumba Rap.webm
files.catbox.moe/kgai53.webm

Kuusou Rumba
files.catbox.moe/in48wi.webm

Lilycure Go Go! -intro-
files.catbox.moe/113z22.webm

Marionette
files.catbox.moe/91baet.webm

Omamori
files.catbox.moe/iv919f.webm

Private lesson
files.catbox.moe/bz7bm5.webm

Ringo Mogire Beam! (OVA)
files.catbox.moe/kiifvb.webm

Ringo Mogire Beam!
files.catbox.moe/02qyn0.webm

Romance Romanesque
files.catbox.moe/00p1vw.webm

Zessei Bijin
files.catbox.moe/731so1.webm

Zetsubou Restaurant
files.catbox.moe/xbds6o.webm

It's funny because SHAFT actually resorted to using some Garage Band default instrument samples for parts.
They were certainly pushing a budget at times.

>OP
Ringo Mogire Beam! / Kousou Rumba original, not the rap version. It's so hard to find the full version of it though.

>ED
Romance Romanesque

Always been partial to Hito toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru for best OP at least for the song. The Circus one is Kino as fuck though. they all have amazing symbolism to the actual thing with the story though.
>mfw the circus came

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why not publish in english?

OP has to be Rumba for me, but it's stupid fucking close. On ED, definitely Zetsubou Restaurant; it's probably my favorite song including the OPs.

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Zessei Bijin all day every day, with Omamori coming in close second

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Marionette, marionette
Teacha's pet, teacha's pet

I've asked Kodansha twice at Anime Expo and they don't give me an answer, they just say it's not in their plans.
But judging from the books, I'm sure it's because SZS is a pain in the ass to translate and localize, they ran through four or five translators from back when Del Rey had the rights up to Kodansha as well, and I'm guessing a series with 10 pages of translator's notes isn't any fun for anyone. So my guess is the translators for this series were too expensive and they kept trying people who'd do it for cheaper, and then they'd get diminishing returns, I doubt SZS was in Kodansha's top 20 sales even when a new volume came out.
Which is a damn shame, considering 20 pages of translator notes-series Excel Saga got fully published in English.

>tfw blonde girls VA is actually an excellent singer in the OPs and EDs but she sings like shit in this video and also literally draws the song
youtube.com/watch?v=XuJNfNxUVZE
God I love this old shit.

do you have a good torrent for ZSZ episodes?

That reminds me, someone told me he was commissoning a doujinshi of her, sounded too good to be true though

Kobayashi is a treasure. Having her and Marina singing together on the OPs/EDs pleases me greatly.

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Isn't Kobayashi ACTUALLY an abstract artist?
Picture slightly related.

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Yes, Kaede's VA Kobayashi Yuu is a goddess. I recommend Maria Holic if you like Shaft and want to hear more of her amazing range of acting.

Yes you can download Zayonara Setsubou-Zensei from thepiratebay my dude.
That's not Kobayashi, that's Gekidan Inu Curry.

I used Abesu for Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, BLINX01 for zoku, and gg for zan.

Check ab

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Runba > Ringo > Bure >= Gouin
Zetsubou Restaurant > Omamori > Marionette > the other EDs

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>Check ab
>mfw never bothering with privates

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I meant pic related as in it's ZSZ related.

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>check private torrent bro
guess i'll kill myself

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The next what now? Is this a Danganronpa reference?

might be on nyaa also

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I wonder if Shaft will ever make more SZS. They kept going even when it sold terribly, I'd like to think they did it because they liked the series.

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Ringo OVA has a very special place in my heart

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>ywn eat her ass
why live?

Nyaa has a bunch of weird torrents that source their shit from a ton of different sources, not the ones from the groups you posted, either.
BakaBT only has BD SZS from kuchikura and BD Zoku from some unspecified source.

For them it seemed the perfect amount of entertaining and fucking weird.

tbdesu SHAFT was the one that MADE it weird.
The source material itself was never that abstract until the ending.
They took that ending and ran with that symbolism and put it fucking everywhere in the OPs and EDs

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>Rin became a Kafuka
is that an error or was she actually one of them?

the only thing that was abstract or weird about it was the OPs and EDs and the train episode which was honestly just them testing weird animation shit for Madoka.

>train episode
refresh my memory? also wasn't Madoka out before SZS got its adaptation?

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>Chiri's punctuation marks
>the ton of other episodes that feature different art styles and experimentation
>the episode where characters constantly switch voice actors
>not abstract or weird
This is just off the top of my head as well.

i'd say that was an error, the anime ended many years before the manga did, and it makes me wonder what did Kumeta say to the team behind the anime.

cute butt and blessed post

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>also wasn't Madoka out before SZS got its adaptation?
DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS

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They chose to animate the confession chapter/train chapter in a goofy way. It annoyed me since that was one of the more important chapters and I wanted to see it animated normally/like the rest of the show.

She wasn't. They also had Abiru and Kafuka in the same frame when she hit Meru with a hammer.

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Also no Miyu ;_;

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Kumeta very obviously had the ending planned out from the beginning because one of the reference shots from the ending of the manga is when Kafuka is trying to exercise the demon from Meru-Meru and has bandages on her arm because she was currently possessing bandage girl.

Zan episode 8, where peope who make a decision board a train.

fuck didn't the Fujo girls VA die?

It's been 5 years already, where have you been?

Of course, what I meant was if Kumeta outright spoiled them the ending so they could properly animate. I remember a few scenes had little mistakes like pointed out.

I forgot to laugh so...

Been a good while since I finished the first season, second season onward on the backburner, is it worth getting back into?

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SZS is from 2007, Madoka is from 2011.
Train episode is ep. 8 from Zan.
>Chiri's punctuation marks
Not the first time we've had an anime character with verbal tics, user.
>>the ton of other episodes that feature different art styles and experimentation
Other than the OPs and EDs most of the other episodes had normal animation with some random animation style shift for parody purposes, not abstract, and Shaft does it all the time.
>>the episode where characters constantly switch voice actors
Well this one was plenty weird yeah, I'll give you that.

>Madoka isn't as old as I thought it was
yet somehow I feel fucking old

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I'm not talking about a verbal tic, I'm referring to how punctuation marks literally appeared on the screen whenever she spoke.
What was pic related parodying?
>Shaft does it all the time
It's almost like their signature style is to be weird and abstract my man.

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Why is Kafuka so perfect, bros?

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What about Zoku 8 episodes?

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>They chose to animate the confession chapter/train chapter in a goofy way. It annoyed me since that was one of the more important chapters and I wanted to see it animated normally/like the rest of the show.
Really? I thought it was great, Gekidan Inu Curry to me really portray a ton of melancholic nostalgia with their artstyle, and I thought it looked great for such an important episode. It's the episode people remember the most, in my experience too.
I can't really even recall these episodes so I guess I'll have to secede, you win user.
Speaking of Shaft and Madoka, I liked Madoka a lot but I could never really call it a favorite since, like my most cynical, contrarian, but well-acquainted anime-watching friend put it, it was just Hidamari chara design with Gen's edgy writing and all the cool weird animation that they did for SZS. Pity Madoka rose to stardom and SZS stayed dead.
Also I think Inu Curry also did some claymation for Bakemonogatari as well, no?

because she is not real, only unreal things can be perfect

AHH I LOVE KAFUKA SO MUCH

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She got more malicious as the series progressed. In the beginning her actions could be passed off as ditzy or air headed, but towards the end she was outright malevolent towards Nozomu. This is despite her being aware that he was in love with her.

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OP Ringo
ED Zessei Bijin

But they truly are all excellent.

Was the manga ever consistent with who she was possessing at the time?

She was malicious to everyone in her own weird ditzy way, not just Itoshiki-sensei.
Not every girl appeared in every chapter so if we found any discrepancies they surely could be explained by way of that.

I'm surprised Raimiposting with Kumeta isn't a thing
>Kino
What about him?

>Only people who made a difficult decision can ride this train
>everyone's decision was just to put off making a decision
This episode was too real.

come now, user

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In retrospect it was clear that that plot twist was planned from the very beginning, but regarding who she was all the time it is hard to say, too many girls in that classroom and they didn't appear in every chapter, sometimes you can, sometimes yo cannot.

Raimiposting with Kumeta would be unironic. Dude fucking hates the chinks.

I gave it a half assed attempt to try to track her as I read the series since I got spoiled by wikipedia before starting the manga/in midst of watching the anime.

The only instance where you can truly determine who she was possessing, outside of the couple explicitly given at the end of the manga, was the detox episode. The cast between the chapters is inconsistent and characters show up freely, so you can't really track her. I don't think there are really many, if any, instances where the full cast is present so you can exactly figure out who is missing.

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EMPANADA

Sometimes a character appears out of nowhere while Kafuka disappears, but other than that you can say she is any student not present in said episode.

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someanithing.com/series-data-quick-view
>Zan sold only 1.5k less than Zoku on average
>never getting anymore SZS even if it's still the most liked Shaft show according to the Niconico poll
>Kumetaposting would just be slightly more exaggerated Kumeta opinions

With a few exceptions, Nozomu is the only one that she would purposely put in situations that would cause him bodily harm or legal trouble. She is also the only one that was able of scaring Chiri.

She also dressed up as the college girl neighbor and gave him food poisoning.

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4.3k isn't terrible. Isn't really good either but its no reason for them not to continue.
I blame bake.

It would've been nice to see SZS fully adapted like Monogatari has been getting.
You won't hear me complain though I absolutely love Monogatari as well.

Why is Abiru’s eye not a different color?

I've finally been immortalized in a thread screencap.

There's a few more like school photo comparisons and the like. Super easy ones like Meru's introduction.
The best part of the chapter you posted is when Chiri realizes nature considers Kafuka and Sensei a toxin and goes mental.

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Probably because it also got "detoxed." The eye gave her phantom images.

Makes sense seeing as Kafuka is considered a toxin according to above user’s thoughts.

I really want to impregnate Kafuka-chan!

How are they supposed to show different colors in a black & white manga without making her look blind?

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Is this the one you mean? Where she possesses Ai?

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isn't that Ai right next to Nami though...

Yep.

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Ai is to the left of Nami in the picture and Kafuka is to her right. They replicate the pose from the picture again in real time, and now Kafuka is to the left of Nami, where Ai was, but the guy doesn't comment on the difference. Only the recipients and Nozomu can see Kafuka. He sees Ai.

Did anyone else think Goku 3's backstory for Nozomu was going to originally be his role as teacher switched with Kafuka or was that just me?
>Mikoto brought up hope to Nozomu in the part where they were arguing over which came first
>Mikoto was the one who transplanted Kafuka's organs
>Kafuka represents hope
>Hope is a toxin to humanity

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If this is what hope looks like then we can all use a little more despair.

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...i need photographic evidence.... for research

She was a a a actually an egomaniac who wanted to become a God.
She read the story about that monk who offered his body to a hungry tiger who then became one and did the same.

It's implied that her father had her killed to get the insurance payout and sold her organs, too.

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Wasn't this chapter about Sensei or someone wanting to travel back in time?
>Sensei could have saved Kafuka

I never noticed this one, that's actually cool.

Yeah, but a lot of the tidbits about her true identity are strewn about throughout the series, usually hidden in a single speech bubble in a random cell. That's how she mentions that her father took out life insurance for her. I think I have the page saved somewhere, but can't find it.

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Here again is a reference to insurance, but she explicitly mentions the policy much earlier in the story. It's in one of the earliest chapters I believe. Not sure why I can't find it.

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I love Matoi so fucking much

How much?

I consider it mild ocd because I now know the walls of text aren't interesting but I still feel compelled to read them.
As far as regular subs, I agree that sometimes large sentences get flashed on the screen to quickly (not just this show but in general). It's always funny when a "hai" sentence gets shown for five seconds, then later they flash some huge, awkward sentence for two seconds. But that is largely the fault of the translators and sub inserters.

Aaaaaaaah
Not being able to go back in time to when i watched it first time has left me in despair

My love is so deep that if it were real, it'd go straight to China replacing the entire landmass causing their entire population to get sucked in and obliterated as Kumeta himself would have wanted

It's insane how many truth bombs this series has.

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Depressed people don't pull any punches. Kumeta must've really been in a dark place most of the time writing this series.

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Wow, an szs thread.

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>no Sensei in the template
Fucking hell. She's second best.

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I love the creepy szs images some people draw

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I love the creepy SZS images that are in the OP's.

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You're amazing user.

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I admit I don't get most gags but this one resonates with me on a deeper level

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Kobashi Yuu is very, very special.

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quads of despair confirms he really is one of us

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These are always really depressing to read. Even for a pessimist like me Kumeta really is too much.

in clickbait format:

>10 ways to tell Kobayashi Yuu is clinically insane, and why that's a good thing

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This show is strange. It's depressing and comfy at the same time. Although that is why it's great.

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All comfy shows are depressing at the same time because they remind you of things that you don't have.

Nice quads

For every angel in Heaven there's a corpse on Earth.

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the bottom is comfy. You can't fall to your death. It's in the higher places were you run the risk and stress of falling down

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What about hell?

Yeah, I was trying to find one for the series a while ago and just got a bunch of random shit from 10 different groups. I hate being autistic about translations.

>try using rave.dj for the three tv openings
>they're all bad except for Bure x Rumba even after four attempts for each

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Matoi has been established as best girl, but who's worst girl?

Finally, someone who feels the same way I do. They are even more depressing when you finish them because then you lose the little comfiness you are able to feel through the show.

Kill yourself shithead

Thanks for posting this user

There's no such thing as worst girl. Every girl is the best to someone, after all! Maybe except Kotonon

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Always a treat

Where do I apply for my own cute stalker?

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>Content
Those eyes are haunting me in my sleep tonight.

Rare smirking Kafuka.

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this makes my chinchin go dokidoki

>LEP
>loose easy pussy
>ball, from the analogies section of the SAT
>To french-kiss, kiss with tongue, snog, pash, etc. Often doubled (lep-lep) to mean "have sex with", or used as an adjective (lep-able) to describe someone good looking.
???

>not having only Nami in 'normal'
one job

>best soundtrack missing
Shame on you, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7TN8PrPoHE

They did that for 1-2 volumes in their early days, after that the translator changed to JAP -> ENG

>the rock version of Zessei Bijin and metal version of Zetsubou Restaurant in the character song albums

For me the simple atmosphere looks more contentful but yeah both versions are great.

>Rumba Rap
I know all the SZS OPs are spoilerific but hell, I've never seen such a blatant spoilerfest YEARS before the ending was published (the OVA was released in February '09 and the reveal happened in June '12)

Affix hair-clip, go to town on legal Showa-era pussy.

Why didn't he just go get therapy?

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He tried but Chie sensei is bad at her job

The funny thing is that everyone who watched them before the ending of the manga was published just thought it was some cool trippy thing.

Did you know that there's the same number of sperms in this OP as there are main girls?

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Was this ever in any episode?

KUMETAAAAAAA

I feel like this was an episode

>17 sperms
>there's 17 girls
>but Jun is a Kafuka too
oops

I mean they made the mistake of making Rin one of the Kafukas here , so I guess it's also an error.

>It's implied that her father had her killed to get the insurance payout and sold her organs, too.
What? She got truck'd when her hat flew off while she and sensei were crossing the road. Are you saying her father is the one who ran her over?

What is this, a Chiri for ants?

I made this 10 years ago. Sensei and the noose got lost in history. Only green guy remained to this day.

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Cant believe this thread is still up, every time I see a thread on this series it always dies in a few minutes/posts. A nice surprise to be honest.

I'm in despair! The impending post limit being a mere 40 posts away in a comfy SZS thread has left me in despair!

Looks amazing, senpai.

Absolutely deep and lovepilled.

Oh, thanks. The green thing is simple.
Sensei has hair, eyes and glasses, a noose attached to his hands. And he also stood on a chair. Looked real close to the show. I really wish I hadn't lost him.

No wonder I feel soul crushing despair every time I watch/read Aria.

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Same but with Non Non Biyori

There is also Arakawa, you know.

I refuse to believe that something like this would've happened in 2010s.

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Her father was in debt and took out a life insurance policy for her then she got killed while crossing the street at the same time as Nozomu. You can easily infer that they weren't Jay walking. Add up everything and what do you think happened?

>Ai will never apologize profusely while riding you cow girl for making you orgasim too quickly

aktshually it may have been because she turned around on the street like a moron and had the truck just not brake in time

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This. Her father taking out a life insurance policy on her was clearly meant to show that she came from a shitty broken household, but it doesn't mean that he's actually the one who killed her. There is absolutely nothing to suggest that he did. It's far more likely that this was an unrelated accident.

>It's implied that her father had her killed to get the insurance payout and sold her organs, too.
This is just plain retarded. Let's forget about whether he had her killed or not, he very clearly did not sell her organs. They were donated and went into the other girls. This was the fucking twist of the entire manga. Did you ever actually read the ending?

It this happened now, we would have a Kafuka Isekai!

Who takes out life insurance on a child though? There were references to her father having gambling debts too.

Nozomu also turned around. He's a coward and law abiding so it's unlikely he would do that if he wasn't supposed to.

>Kafuka Isekai
Keep going, user.

This one.

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I can't believe that Truck-kun was at even even that long ago.
No seriously what's with the big trope of truck drivers running over people in anime and manga?

Listen, I'm not saying her father wasn't a shitty scumbag. He clearly was. Maybe he had planned to kill her, who knows. But from what we actually know, there is zero reason to believe he actually did, especially given >Nozomu also turned around. He's a coward and law abiding so it's unlikely he would do that if he wasn't supposed to.
I'm not saying they were jay walking, either. Accidents happen, and trucking is common enough in manga to be a meme. Seriously, your headcanon has no factual basis.

They went into the girls and a few of the guys that we know of. We don't know what happened to all of them or how they were sourced, e.g. the ex-pat girl or the illegal alien.

Are you seriously suggesting that some of the girls bought the organs and this was just conveniently left out of the manga?
Fine, have your headcanon. Can't fight autism, I guess.

please stop fighting desu

Truck-kun was the MC of the first ever Isekai, an alien in a far, far away galaxy.

After winning his Isekai, he became an interdimensional demigod, and his mission is to send other people to different Isekai worlds, in order for them to save them. He kills to save. He can take it, it's his fate.

did they ever animate the stoner? or was she introduced too late?

>rewatching the anime
>all those hints about kafuka

did kumeta tell shaft ahead of time?

>Who takes out life insurance on a child though?
It's actually really common. They insurance can be transferred later when they get married or they can cash out the policy and spend it on college or something. It's more a thing that a responsible parent would do so their child can have it available in their future. At least in America that is.

>No seriously what's with the big trope of truck drivers running over people in anime and manga?
Asians are not renowned for their driving skills.

>zetsubou thread with over 480 replies
what

I want the to animate the stoner's tits.

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ANONS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
When is the next time we are supposed to laugh! This is IMPORTANT!

Unfortunately not.

In Zan, but only a few chapters.

There is no next time. If you missed last time you can never laugh again user.

Im ashamed of myself having missed that is there no hope for another time

Are you in despair?

What is Maria doing in this pic?

A number of factors led to Truck-kun's infamy in Japan.
1. In the 50s and 60s, Japan rapidly urbanized and automobile ownership skyrocketed, along with the number of traffic fatalities. The press dubbed it the 'Traffic War' (JP Wikipedia: ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/交通戦争)
It was reported that the primary culprits were speeding taxi and truck drivers.
2. Japanese work culture being what it is, drivers were predictably overworked, tired, and forced to cut corners and speed to make up time.
3. Japanese cities are very walkable. There's a cultural expectation that small children will be able to walk to school and run errands for the family. Japanese cities are also quite safe, so crossing the street is the primary hazard.
4. To combat the Traffic War, starting in the 60s the government and various volunteer organizations promoted reforms to crack down on bad driving and provide for pedestrian safety. To this day, making roads as safe as possible is a national obsession, and children are taught from a young age the importance of obeying signs and signals to avoid getting hit by a truck.

Mayo a cute!

Anchor babies

Hot dog bun

NO
THERE'S STILL TIME

>truck kun has been rampaging for over half a century

Good thread! Please don't forget to laugh next time!

last minute lewds

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post more

it has probably become a yokai by now

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2023.
Bless Matoi, she's so best that she can even save SZS threads from death
>you are now aware that pretty soon more time will have passed from SZS's ending to now than SZS's entire run

IIRC July 12th, 2022 or 2023

Lewds, huh

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Based Maeda

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>captcha: select crosswalks

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Both insuring a healthy child and having that child die soon after in an accident are highly unusual circumstances. Unless something is explicitly stated then you can always argue against it but the situation at hand paints a pretty obvious picture.

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Probably a bit too late now, but was there any deeper meaning in the BDSM scenes in Bure?

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Warning, extremely NSFW

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Then it's body parts I guess.

I came

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>uncensored handholding
Spoiler that shit, user.

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Tane > Chiri

As this thread ends, it's time for us to remember all the anons that have grown taller along the years.

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I wish this series got more lewds, not enough good ones.

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indeed, that's why I horde everything I can get

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I want to enter into Rin's butt.

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Nothing to see here 'cept some wood.

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sexy sexy wood

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Nice to see her get some love.

I'm running out of lewds guys, pls help!

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her lewds are so rare

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We made it, bros, we finally reached the archive with hope.

Well shit, what am I going to do with this erection now

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Despair.

Seeing these simple designs with more voluptuous details has left me in despair.

Any of Kanako?

make yourself taller

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no, not really

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IS THAT A FUCKING NIPPLE

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MODS

oh ho ho

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