>You and Saber won the Grail War.
>Kinda, it was tainted by some dark power so you teamed up with Caster and her master to secure the Grail to use as a mana source.
>Now your going home with Saber as your lover, a vast fortune (think a couple billion dollars), and some low level magecraft skills and a Magic Core.
How do you explain Saber and your fortune to your friends and family?
I don't have to explain shit. My family would be over the moon.
>We met at the library
>I also happened to win the lottery
>I swear, she's not a gold digger
I tell them the truth, obviously. If they don't believe it they can suck it.
“Hey, this is my girlfriend, she‘s from Britain“
I would hide the money
i don't need to and i don't want, who cares with them.
i will live with saber forever and ever as lovers without any care for them whatsoever.
This is my rich as shit girlfriend
>saber as your lover
No thanks, I’ll pass.
The fortune and magic seems nice though.
I'd say I met her at work, and I wouldn't mention the money at all.
>Friends
don't have them,unless you count the three people that i talk weekly or monthly,i'd tell them straight ahead that she's the one that is true to me,the fortune was inherited from her
>Family
Pay my father's debts that he left for us when he marched out,pay my mom's debt,give her some money,tell her that i love her and apologize that she gave birth to someone so despicable like me,after that thank her for giving me a chance to raise me and finally say that Saber is the only one that makes me feel alive,leaving afterwards
This would happen if i were in love with Saber in the first place.
"Yeah, so uhhh, magic n shiet. Later."
>friends
They'd be surprised Fateshit is real and one would probably tell me I have shit taste in waifus.
Il NTR her bretton ass and take it all for myself
NTR is a trash fetish.
Saber NTRing Shirou are one of the best doujins known to man fag
based
fucking porn-brain anons and their weird NTR fetishes
My wife Rin would not take it well.
>it's magic I ain't got explain
>lol
Then I paint Saber's dress red so I can date Nero from extra
>Nero
Oh user...
Saber's modest bosom is perfect. Nero is an obscene degenerate that fucks infants.
Go home, Saber.
Can I have Drake instead?
Hey mum and dad, this is my new saint gf! Dont worry, ill get her a new outfit, we just won the lottery after all
>The fortune.
Made a wish at the holy grail.
>Saber.
Is King Arthur. Was my partner during the holy grail war.
Like, why the fuck would you lie about this kind of crap? You have literal proof that you aren't insane as your girlfriend.
>implying I would ever go back to my fanily
"Hey, family. Lots of stuff happened but this is my wife Artoria. Also, Im buying you guys a mansion."
Should about cover it.
this
Are you having a laugh? Rin loves Saber, you wouldnt have any issues at all.
Post the nude version
What?
You are coming home victorious with a fuckload of money and your very own Artoria. Rin would be over the fucking moon.
this is a joke post because rin loves saber and money