>Most popular character
>Gets her own movie
>Gets 2 spinoffs
>Won the mcbowl
How can others even compare?
Most popular character
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I want to marry Megumin!
The series is still ongoing thus nobody ended with anybody yet, in a comedy focused series such as konosuba romace is not the main focus.
I want to feed Megumin.
>in a comedy focused series such as konosuba romace is not the main focus.
That should make it more likely to "end" with someone while it's still ongoing.
What I would give to kidnap Megumin and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to suicide, but I wouldn't let her do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. she would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with her but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl er to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
We know, Kazuma.
>her own movie
kek
>Won the mcbowl
top kek
>IP doesnt change
Hmmmm
She’s single so go for it ya pedo.
Stop projecting yourself, Darkness
Reminder that even the goddess that manages the world called him a 'lolicon', so you fags can't use the "Why should earth standards apply there"
>Goddess
>having same standards as conventional beings
Everyone knows he is a lolicon in denial. I dont think anyone has said otherwise
I want to feel Megumin
>light novel has every single character including the love rival acknowledge their relationship
Its over, theres no saving it. hope combatants will be dispatched at least stays ambiguous.
So why is this bad exactly?
Based
Is combatants any good? the only things ive heard is that the characters are similar to konosuba and that it has a couple of references
I want to gently tease and then marry this gentle goddess
main character is better and overall the side characters are weaker
You will recieve divine retribution!
Not if I make her mine! Then I'll get divine recompensation for making her feel good!
Im gonna need some sauce
>comedy
>i dont laugh so its not a comedy!!1!!
It's an insult based on making fun of Megumin's size, retard.
Midgeumin
>Doesn't know what lolicon is
>Doesn't know Megumin was 13
Nope, he really is a lolicon in denial, ask Iris.
It's accepted fact that he's a lolicon and worse. Hence Kazutrash, Scumzuma, loli-neet, pedo-neet, useless, and all the other descriptors.
I want her hat
tell me funny guy, what tickles your pickles?
What's wrong with having more girls than just a single main?
Basically cuck porn.
What's wrong with having just a single main?
I love Yunyun!
Lads how is the manga of konosuba?
Shite, the art is horrbile and almost nobody translates it anyway
Read the LN
>The series is still ongoing thus nobody ended with anybody yet
Are you one of those people that think that once the hero gets the girl, the story has to end?
You are what's wrong with the entertainment industry.
But that image,that often gets posted here, with the various shots of Megumin looks good
Thats from her spinoff manga, not the main manga.
That's from Megumins Explosions manga, not Konosuba
We know, Megumin.
>spinoff manga
>Megumins Explosions manga
Should I read that then?
yes
You should read the books first.
Explosions manga is fine though
Yes but read the first spinoff
The second one has events that happen much later in the story and you’ll spoiled
give me link of this doujin
“It’s very amusing, so I’ll let it be.”
Our homeroom teacher was well-known for being amused by improper matters, but her statement made me uneasy.
“Hey, Megumin! Pee and crap only in the designated area! Look, it’s here, here! You can only pee here! Well done! Megumin is remarkable!”
“……”
“Doesn’t it stink to put Megumin’s leftover food here? Best to leave it at the back.”
“……”
“Ah, really, Megumin! Don’t sharpen your claws everywhere! Don’t show such a cute expression while tilting your head! No… Ah, Megumin is really too cute!”
“AHHHHHH!”
“Oh no! Fake Megumin has suddenly gone berserk! Looks like it isn’t only cuteness alone, she has finally lost her intelligence and reason to her other half as well!”
The classmate who called me “Fake Megumin” shouted aloud after seeing me flip my desk.
“Who are you calling a fake? I’m the real Megumin! Don’t keep calling it Megumin again and again!”
“What’s the matter, Megumin? You said the Megumin over there is your other half, right? The Megumin who possesses intelligence and reason, while the other Megumin possesses power and instinct, right?”
“Megumin, Megumin, Megumin, Megumin —everyone calling my name everywhere; I can’t take it anymore! Please give this cat a name!”
Seeing my angry expression, Yunyun hugged my other self.
“Even if you say that, it has been decided today that ‘this is the real Megumin’… Look, it is finally starting to accept me. I can hug Megumin now! …Instead of giving this one a name, why not change Megumin’s name? Ouch, ouch!”
“Traitor! Don’t you care about your rival changing names!? The name ‘Megumin’ has been called more times today than in all my school days combined!”
Which one
When I buy a cat, I will name it Megumin
He hasn't read the ending of the web novel...
You mean the rushed ending that Akatsuki had to improvise because he needed to start working on the LN asap?
Even in the WN Megumin had the most romantic support out of all the girls, and it wasn’t even close to what is happening in the LN
"Teacher, I’m not feeling well. Can I rest a bit during the lesson?”
“What? No. You have never attended a single physical education lesson properly. Today’s lesson is especially important. Don’t pretend to be sick.”
Facing the relentless teacher, I moaned and collapsed on the ground.
“No. Don’t try this trick on me…”
“I-I can’t suppress it anymore…! If this persists, the one within me will take possession of this body…!”
“What, Megumin, you…! So the thing sealed within your body is awakening…!? It can’t be helped, I permit you to go to the infirmary. Let the teacher in the infirmary reinforce the seal.”
“I understand. Then I will leave now.”
“—Okay, is everyone now in pairs? Start now!”
I listened to the teacher’s instructions as I walked towards the infirmary.
If the physical education lesson expended the calories I made so much effort to gain from Yunyun’s packed meal, it would be a waste.
After I received the nutritional medicine with sealing power (which was also sold in the market) from the infirmary teacher, I laid down on the bed.
In the quiet infirmary, I pulled the blanket up to my shoulders, thinking about what the teacher said previously.
—Explosion magic is a useless spell.
I wrapped my head in the blanket in resentment.
“Te- Teacher! It’s raining! …or rather, it’s raining sand! We have already witnessed teacher’s cool poses, so can you stop the rain?”
“The tulips carefully planted by the principal in the flowerbed have been blown away!”
“Ca- can’t stop it! This is terrible. The moon, the source of magic, rises to its highest point today. My suppressed power has been released…! Let me stop this rain! Do not worry about me, take shelter in the school building!”
“Teacher! Be honest, you only thought about the performance earlier. You didn’t think about how to stop this at all!”
As I listened to the voices from the schoolyard, I slowly closed my eyes—
>Not naming it Chomusuke or Wolbach
>How can others even compare?
How can chestlets even compare?
This one is a really shitty fanficThis one is legit
>how is it comedy if I didn't laugh
>how is it horror if I didn't get scared
people like this exists
Because I'm in a good mood
Yet without tits she gets spinoffs, a movie and the MC.
Lalatina has nothing apart from boobs.
>44kg png
Why are the light novels so fucking expensive. They're short as fuck, they have no right to cost what they do in stores.
Cause Imported and the publishing house needs their slice of the cake
Just read the fan translations
Aqua a long long time ago got mega drunk and created the title of the Demon King with her divine power on the Konosuba world. It was supposed to be a means for the Axis Cult to become predominant through fighting a great evil and gaining everyone's love for Aqua-sama, but useless goddess gave all the wrong advice to the cultists.
So long as she lives, there will be a demon king, again and again and again, a story straight out of Bungie's Myth series.
Even when the loner hero tried to keep his Demon King powers from trying to destroy the world, the reincarnated Japanese that Aqua chose keep making things worse. Either they die making a mess, or their lives are a giant joke where they end up losing everything because they became the strongest and then subsequently a slave.
The only way out is to kill Aqua along with the Demon King together.
Otherwise, Kazuma will be the next one. With his eight demon generals: Darkness, Megumin, Komekko, Chomusuke, Yunyun, Iris, Emperor Zell, and Funifura but not Dodonko
>Funifura instead of Vanir of Wiz
Just cause they served another demon king doesn’t mean they can’t serve another one
Megumin!
>useless
That's Aqua. I'd party with Kazuma, he's very useful, doubly so if he brings the infinite mana battery with him. Granted that would mean more encounters but that just means more xp.
How does Kazuma control himself?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Wiz is going to keep Vanir and Vanir will keep Wiz as perpetually immortal wage slaves together!
No more time for Demon King shenanigans!
regular visits to the succubus shop
yet somehow she always manages to tempt him
She'll eventually just blow it up so Kazuma has nowhere else to direct that libido.
What name did Mamamin think up for her grandchild
>grandchild
Wat
also, s-source?
he's a fag who rather have darkness' tits. Basically a nigger slut. Worst than galko.
Eh are the fan translations any good? I'm fine with reading fan translated manga, because manga doesn't actually use difficult language with complex nuanced meanings.
But do I really want to read a light-novel, written by a professional author, that was translated by some smelly basement dwelling college-dropout NEET, who took a semester in Japanese once and now thinks his google translated sentences are worth anything?
You forgot the best, the winter outfit one.
>professional author
Akatsuki Natsume knows shit about writing.
Anyway, yes. These fan translations are good. I highly recommend these from any other you can find. They actually change the prose to fit better into an english audience.
>Volumes 1-11
crimsonmagic.me
>Volumes 12+
cgtranslations.me
It's so nice to hold the physical media in your hands though. It's a shame the publisher thinks their print job and shit translation are worth so much, and put up that insanely high barrier to enter.
Volume 11 epilogue
Also one of the Megumin Anthologies
>l'étroite petite fente de mégoumine
Je la fourrerais tellement fort. Pulsant violemment une quantité explosive de sperme chaud qui jaillirait et envahirait sa petite chatte fraîche de loli.
Huh, i don’t remember that part with yuiyui
Guess i have to reread the volumes
Reading this doesn't feel right
Post the next page mofo
I bet this is all a misunderstood
Are the anthologies canon? They are published by Kadokawa after all
This page?
NEXT ONE
Ah whoops, I skipped to the halfway point. Be a chap and dump the rest
I gotchu senpai
>sa petite chatte fraîche de loli.
>loli
attends un peu que je dise ça à Macron, il sera pas très content
>skipping across the wretched world singing "bakuretsu bakuretsu rah rah rah" with Megumin
Nothing could be more wonderful
Can you stop writing in Muhammed laguage
The rarely seen Megu pit
By the way, what happened in the latest Megumin/Explosions novel? The one released in march?
CG says it will start releasing the chapters by the end of the month
Because apparently the Dust spinoff is priority, even though only 5 people read it.
(You), yes (You), should Megumin have long hair or short hair?
Short hair on top and no hair everywhere else.
Why does adult Megumin look like that chain-smoking witch from Goblin Slayer?
the things Megumin lacks in order to be an adult are bigger breasts and pubic hair
Short hair
Kazuma has shit taste preferring long hair. I really wish Megumin would stick with her normal hair, even if she is willing to grow it for him
>didn't instantly down it
Fake news
What does megumin’s armipits smell like?
sweet and sour
Aqua is best girl.
Anyone who disagrees is a based retard.
Please don't make absolutely wrong posts or divine banning shall befall you
Chris is bretty good but Aqua is still the best.
That's Eris, not Chris.
Megumin is a CRISPR designer baby made by an otaku, just like the rest of her race. What do you think the most pleasant smell imaginable is? That's what they smell like.
and seed
Short hair. And she also shouldn't grow up to have big breasts - it'd waste her potential.
Based.
That nip was so based.
Eris pads Chris is confident enough not to pad.
>eris
>pads
Don't tell untruths, user.
>aquatard calling others retards
Ironic
Is all pee an offering to Aqua?
>t. Eris
that midriff and those hips drive me wild
Megumin can sure be cute when she's obedient
You will be prayed for.
Reminder this is an official image
I'd like to see an official image version of this.
Surreal unexpected shit.
Example: in Overlord when Ainz goes to defeat Shalltear, he first visits the guild. There when he is questioned, he pulls out an item others consider a divine relic. When the present head of magicians who was completely serious and professional mode before sees this, he asks to take a look and confirms the rarity, he briefly goes insane. He starts sniffing the crystal, licking it, rubs it on his face, tries to shove it in his mouth, ears and shit.
Had a good laugh for several minutes.
imagine the smell
Post the good version user, kek
So comedies can ONLY be considered comedies if they pamper to your weird, specific tastes? Don't be so pretentious.
Oh no! Megumin will become a Megumommy at this fast pace!
What? I'm not that guy. Is this your first day on 4channel.
Wut? Not him, but why are you replying to that if he wasn’t asking you? What kind of attention whore are you?
She already has all the treats of a good mom
She is almost one already
She cannot into absolute crimson demon mamamin until she learns bind and sleep
Ew
Is spit fetishism a thing now?
But, they arent spitting user. Never kissed someone before?
Who else here just put a selfmade garlic bread into the onion for twelve twohundows? Ahhhhh, garlic bread is the shit!!
>Megumin starts giving hints at him so they can fuck
>Kazuma's beta instincts kick again and tries to evade the situation
>Tired of making the first move again she puts Kazuma to sleep
>Uses him as a dildo until she cums multiple times
>Next morning acts as if nothing happened
Shut up.
Spit is gross anyways, just like foul-smelling slimy orifices that poop and pee comes from.
Fuck, that sounds yummy. I should make some garlic bread. Thanks aquafren
I thought you would be interested in what tickles my pickles as well.
SOON
Replace Megumin with Hinata and make it 2014.
A garlic bread a day, keeps the undead away.
Holy god that ass is looking mad hot
I need a doujin of this NOW
Something incredible was happening in the room I was in.
“D-D-Darkness, please, calm down! There’s a reason for this, ahhh! It’s cracking, it’s cracking, my skull’s going to explode!”
“Hey, listen to my explanation! After listening, you’ll understand that this is for a good cause! Please, listen to me first! I can’t take it if you use any more strength, I’ll die!”
“I’ll listen! I’ll listen, all right? Right, I’m listening! This is just preparation before I listen to your explanation! I’ll judge after listening to your explanation whether I’ll strangle you two to death!”
Chris and I were called to a certain room in an inn and were caught by her iron claw.
“Dark-Darkness! I can’t talk! I can’t talk like this!”
“Stop! I was coerced by Chris; the mastermind’s the Big Boss Chris!”
After grabbing our temples and lifting us up, Darkness showed a stern expression.
“H-How can you say that? Ow, ow! N-No, listen to me Darkness! Assistant-kun was really eager to do it! I was the one who proposed it, but when I wanted to withdraw after things blew up, Assistant-kun was the one who insisted we continue to break through!”
“That’s not right, Big Boss! I only joined the thieving group for one day! I’m just a minion with no status in the organization!”
“What thieving group? It’s just me and you! What hierarchy is there with just the two of us?”
Forced to kneel on the floor with our temples grabbed tightly, Chris and I tried with all our might to push the responsibility to each other.
Is this like blasphemy to harm Eris?
“Kazuma. Come out! If you come out now, I’ll merely lecture you!”
Darkness was kicking on my door in a rage.
“This is unacceptable, my lady! If you’re a lady of a noble family, you should behave more demurely.”
I shouted toward the other side. To prevent the door from being kicked open, I used all my strength to push against the door.
“Don’t treat me as a noble lady only at times like this! Kazuma, come out and explain yourself! Or else Chris here will receive your punishment too!”
“Assistant-kun, save me!!”
Chris’s voice was heard from the other side of the door.
But…
“Too bad, Darkness. This trick won’t work on me. That sounded like Chris, but my reliable Big Boss won’t give in so easily. You’re using Aqua’s Super Entertainer magic to mimic her voice, right? Don’t underestimate my reasoning power. That’s right. It was your voice earlier!”
“Wrong. Assistant-kun, what are you saying? There must be a limit to your reason!!”
After I reasoned it all out, I heard Chris’s agonizing voice.
I was currently hiding in a certain hotel.
After being defeated by Aigis, Chris and I broke through the servants, who were scared by the Explosion. We ran everywhere in the city and finally hid inside a random hotel…
I heard Darkness on the other side of the door again.
“Kazuma, it’s about time you come out! There is only Chris and I here. No police, no people from the Undine family. Come, your boss may end up very badly. Is this really okay for you?”
I merely said:
“Go right ahead.”
“Traitor! Hey Darkness, untie my rope! I’ll help you get Assistant-kun out!”
“Y-You two are really…!”
You could simply screenshot the part you wanna shove into our faces instead of making these wall texts reatard
>reading animes
At least be more original. This is probably the 50th time ive seen you reply with "reading animes".
Oh thread.
This is the 50th time you replied
Not really, i just tend to ignore your posts. Replied this time just because
I hope the movie has lots of bullying. Megumin is great, but she needs to be knocked off her high horse every so often.
Delicious duck EXP?
Or a clean conscience?
A clean conscience? Or killing the entire flock for EXP?
>midget
>her high horse
By being actually funny and having a character besides being waifubait/the MC's cumdump.
Nope, it doesnt. but it has cute Kazumin moments
>chaotic neutral
>conscience
>having a character
Oh PLEASE dont tell me you are talking about Darkness or Aqua
for me it's darkness
Where's the Movie?
Where's the arguing of best girl?
Where's the lewd art?
Where's the season 3?
>Where's the Movie?
In Japan
>Where's the arguing of best girl
in the 1932 previous konosuba threads.
>Where's the lewd art
You clearly are blind to not have seen it
>Where's the season 3
Nowhere, it doesnt exist
MOVIE SCENE JUST GOT LEAKED
>SOON
more like
Literally Darkness's future, yo.
How? Finding a piece of shit of a man that treats her like ass should be feasible.
Cuz she won't get over Kazuma, so yeah.
>implying not getting over kazuma isn't just yet another spiel of her to get her all moist and going
you literally can't break lalalatina
Just won with this
what game?
Gran Turismo. Plenty of cars have decent Konosuba liveries.
interesting
aqua is better