Neon Genesis Evangelion

Friendly reminder that NGE is coming to Netflix this June, and the whole internet will be filled with normalfags missing the entire point or faking to get it. Enjoy it while it lasts

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NGE has been a normalfag show alongside Cowboy Bebop and Naruto since the early 00's.

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haha, no.

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I don’t see how it will be any different than how it was when it aired on Cartoon Network. The only people acting like it’s some niche, incomprehensible series are zoomers.

Nice. Are the films included?

Good. The waifuwar could use some fresh blood.

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>missing the entire point or faking to get it
so, buisness as usual?

So just like Yea Forums?

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I mean, tenfold, you might be surprised to hear it, but there are lots of people who don't know about NGE, and once it airs on Netflix it will get even more spotlight.
It's not like it's some obscure anime of some sort, but be ready for "ASUKA IS SUCH A FEMINISM BANNER" or "LE LBGT REPRESENTATION IN SINJI AND KAWORU!!1!", cause it will get annoying pretty quickly for a couple months (again).

>filled with normalfags missing the entire point or faking to get it
but hasn't that been the case for more than 20 years already anyways?

the only reason underages pretend this shit is deep and complex is because of the biblical and jewish symbolism, and nothing else

>zoomers

gave me a hearty kek imagining some snot nosed zoomer being handed a gun, a helmet, and tossed into a ww1 style trench with the thousand yard stare oldfags

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>zoomer

thats what the current generation of young people is called nowadays, isn't it?

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>people UP TO THIS DAY still debating Rei or Asuka
What's their secret? What makes these two girls so special that the argument lives on while other best-girl wars fade into nothingness?

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literally none of that will happen

stop gatekeeping a shit anime thats already been mainstream for over a decade

shiniji is actually perfect in this

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anyone that has seen 5 anime and frequents some type of forum related to anime knows of eva, retard. are you new to the anime side of the internet?? you seem like and you are probably from Yea Forums as well, wouldnt surprise me

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Quick, someone explain it all to me before I watch it so I can pretend to be smart

what got a problem?

>he thinks there's a point to NGE

I'm interested to see normies types talk about this. Not sure where I should go to observer it. Also a good reason to rewatch but ill be doing that with my local files

Weren't a lot of us like that and worse as it aired on tv? At least I'm in no position to judge.

>Not sure where I should go to observer it
sure you do,where everyone commonly says normies. I'm sure you're thinking of it right now

Yes but that site has so many boards it's hard to know where to go. I also use it so rarely I barely know the proper way to navigate it

Mentally traumatized teenagers and adults tasked with saving the world from alien monsters and the apocalypse, and become even more traumatized.
Then at the end the Illuminati cause the apocalypse because everyone is too fucked in the head to stop them.

4channel?

Because they're both in the highest echelon of anime girls.
If one is better than the other, the other is still up at #2 girl of all time.

Also they are cute.

More seriously, it doesn't hurt that Rebuilds are still ongoing, and 2.0 was really shippy, especially for Rei who didn't get much in the main series.

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>What's their secret?
If you make a masterpiece in any medium people will talk about many aspects of it for many many years

I thought it was a comprehensive mythos with secret layers of solvable puzzle that I just didn't get yet.

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So nothing will change about this vastly overrated show's terrible normie fanbase.

Watchmen of anime

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You deserved it fag

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Rei then gets completely fucked in 3.0 though, and all of the stuff from 2.0 doesn’t really matter.

>its an EVA fans think their show isn't mainstream episode

What IS the point of Evangelion?

This is actually pretty accurate.
Even Rei, that is exactly what she would look like in 3DPD.

Asuka and Shinji are terrible.
They nailed Kaworu though.

Something about Schopenhauer and fucking drunk cakes, I think.

Daiz strikes again

>faking to get it
But there's nothing to get, there's no point.

Stop advertising your site on Yea Forums, Netflix.

Lol, i took this picture

It’s deep because it’s literally a anime about NEETs who are to scared to do anything which appeals to me :^)

Isn't this going to be cropped so that it fits the new aspect ratio?

They are also replacing the english VAs and re witting the script for modern tastes.

Why do people think normalfags will be all "this isn't Gurren Lagann!"? In my experience, normalfag casuals are the ones who gush about how deep and profound it it. Well that and underages.

Mods are fin with it.

No...? Both trailers are in 4:3.

Yea Forums's pretty normie though. most of Yea Forums doesn't have much an elevated eye for quality over regular viewers.
Also, most of Yea Forums misses the point of this show too.

If netflix crops eva anno will sens them a katana like miyazaki did.

That being said. they won't do it. netflix doesn't mess with aspect ratio. rbobotech and ronin kenshin were both 4 by3

>normie

>and the whole internet will be filled with normalfags missing the entire point or faking to get it.
so basically, nothing changes?

if other people opinion makes you change yours it means you should grow up

Getting inside your mom to defeat aliens is traumitising

Be reclusive and never make social bonds less you risk getting hurt

do you honestly believe that fucking normies are going to see this old ass weeb shit on netflix and watch it all the way through?

>gatekeeping
How do you manage to use such an obnoxious word and use it wrong?

Can't wait for tumblr to make more shitty """Art""" and people to just assign genders and sexualities to the characters.

>the point
What is this point anyway? I always felt that is was similar to Watchmen theme "superheroes would be flawed people", how giving kids superpowers/weapons and giving them the pressure of saving the world a terrible idea. Shinji and Asuka get more and more fucked up due to emotional stress.

NGE is one of the most mainstream anime you dipshit. It's one of like 3 or 4 pre 2010's shows I've seen people wear merch of.

Are you implying normalfags aren't already obsessing over Eva? They were obsessing over it in the late 90s. It was usually the first show someone learned about that didn't air on TV. And then Adult Swim did air it on TV in the mid 2000s.

Netflix is just securing the rights to a show everyone has already seen. It's like saying Star Trek didn't get popular until Netflix started reruns of it.

Also, this is a Trojan horse for Netflix to have an excuse to make a live action Eva. Don't support them. Download Eva BDs and watch them yourself. Don't give Netflix ratings.

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They were fucked by errors in judgment that they started with, the situation just exposed those and made their tantrums more consequential. To make it more general, something reflected by every character and directly addressed in the ending, it'd be something like perception and communication are necessarily limited and that's fine.

The point, stated by Anno, was to write a story that focused on depression and the detachment of people in modern Japanese society. This can be seen in how basically all the main characters in the show are dealing with some level of depression and feeling detached from society. It's just the most obvious with Shinji and Asuka. But everyone is dealing with it to some degree, except maybe class president and some of the secondary NERV characters like Maya and Fuyutsuki.

And all the mecha, angels, symbolism and other stuff were just put in because Anno likes them.

If this airs then Yea Forums is 100000000000% dead

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If this kind of bullshit will increase like it did with devilman it'll be woth it.

>normalfags missing the point of the anime
So they'll fit in well right here.

Will Zoomers take the Christian symbolism seriously like a bunch of retards, like we did?

>normalfags missing the entire point or faking to get it
NGEfags are actually the worst, what a pretentious thing to say.

Will this become a thing again?

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The normalfags that watch netflix dont know Yea Forums, so why do you care?

That is literally not what gatekeeping means.

>NGEfags are actually the worst, what a pretentious thing to say.
>A plausible scenario is pretentious

But that will give the core nge fans a chance to be holier than thou about 'getting it', which I would think would make them really happy

>Netflix to have an excuse to make a live action Eva. Don't support them.
>He cant derive pleasure from his hatred

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>Also, this is a Trojan horse for Netflix to have an excuse to make a live action Eva
Didn't someone else already try it? Anno would never let it happen now that he has ownership.

the new generation will call you a pedophile for even daring to talk about them

>Actually being bothered by this

Only the same old nostalgic Gen-Xers and Gen-Yers that already watched Eva will wacth NGE on Netflix. The Netflix guys know it but it's OK because they depend on nostalgia, see Stranger Things and many Netflix originals. Kids these days are into Korean shit. Anime is an old fad

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Supposedly, Anno already said he doesnt really care much about other people making Eva stuff

That much is obvious from all the shit that plagues the Eva name.

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The money the franchise makes off of pachinko is disturbing.

ADV was saving up to 300 million dollars to hire WEDA and the Lord of the Rings producers to make a live action Eva trilogy. But because of all the money they were saving, they ignored the needs of their anime licensing and their main company tanked.

If Netflix decides to make a live action eva on the other hand, they'll make it as cheap as possible. Making it a 10 episode mini series that makes SyFy shows look good by comparison. Also, every character is black and it's set in Detroit.

No. The symbolism is the main thing people attack if they dislike it. Almost nobody likes it or thinks it is deep because of it. The only people obsessed with the symbolism are you.

In contrast to how it is now?

>"I didn't get it so it has no point"

He cares about controlling the license, but he'll still say yes to anything at all if he's getting a cut.

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I like the symbolism. It adds to the aesthetic of the show.

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>Also, every character is black and it's set in Detroit.
Nah, that's Disney.

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Didn't the "attempt" to make an Eva live-action ended up in the creation of Pacific Rim?

I don't think a character like Shinji would work in a Hollywood production, especially with most mainstream audience.

>I don't think a character like Shinji would work in a Hollywood production, especially with most mainstream audience.
Almost as if he doesn't need to stay Shinji Ikari.

the based side of Yea Forums that the media doesn't want you to see

Here's to another 20 years of Rei v. Asuka.

gay feminist spotted.

Maybe, but Eva without Shinji as he is is simply not Eva.

>Didn't the "attempt" to make an Eva live-action ended up in the creation of Pacific Rim?
Perhaps, but I never heard about it. I do know Del Toro made Pacific Rim because at the time, they weren't giving him the green light on Hellboy 3. And well, that whole IP is dead now.

>I don't think a character like Shinji would work in a Hollywood production, especially with most mainstream audience.
Perhaps not. But the majority of the things they're currently doing aren't working either. Trust me, I DON'T want an eva live action film. I don't want any live action adaptations of any animated works. Just saying, Hollywood is destroying its own IPs with forced diversity shit anyway. They might do better copying so anime protagonists.

Almost as if that's the plan

>more Kaworu x Shinji porn
Based, looking forward to it.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica is available on Netflix. Your move, OP.

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They put out concept art, in case anybody thought for a second they might have been starting from the right place.
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>normalfags missing the entire point

Everyone has to start somewhere. Even you, OP.

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>mfw gonna introduce eva to my friends now that it's on netflix
>one is a semi-SJW fujo with a taste for sissyboys

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why would you ever be friends with that person

don't ask

>The only version of Gendo with a happy ending is the one who shaved his neckbeard

Like pottery

who cares?

real fans know the kino is in the manga

>gatekeeping

Punch this faggot.

Not with that ending

Or with the worse characters.

Thank god it never went anywhere. Now we just need to make sure a new one doesn't spring up.

>Rey

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You mean
>Ray

>gatekeepers

A good manga/anime by Keiji Gotoh, sure

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Even fucking worse.

Hmm...good is pushing it. Still worth a watch, but mostly for the sexy bimbo who plays the piano. And the OVA killed it.

shinji is actually pretty breave, even if the meme says he is a pussy

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twitter?

Because he is the sissyboy

>On April 15, 2015, Anno spoke about his feelings regarding Asuka and Rei. He claimed: "The truth is, I have no emotional attachment to Rei at all. In the midst of making Eva, I suddenly realized that I had forgotten her. Her very existence. For example, in episode seven, I remembered and added one shot with Rei. I had no attachment to her at all. I think that was okay, because in episode eight, she didn't appear. Not even in a single shot."

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Keiji Gotoh never did anything wrong. Change my mind.

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I don't even know why this debate is so prominent, they're both utter shit.

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He's a literal newfag and just learned it. I literally tested these faggots in a non non biyori thread and this what I got. Literal newfags/normalfags

Get fucked NNBfaggot

>adult pilots
i hate it so much

>Rei = incest
>Asuka = slut
>Mari = best girl

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>Asuka’s Tiffany Grant confirmed that she actually had to re-audition for Asuka and didn’t make the cut.

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Who cares dubfag?

>missing the entire point or faking to get it
So just like always?

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The new dub is going to suck other way but I really do feel bad for this crazy person.

Hooray, English Asuka won't sound like a 40-year old chain smoker anymore.

Well yeah, Asuka was his waifu and took over the focus of the show.

Good. Dub lovers need to realize that dubs are always an afterthought. And they don't care about consistency.

How the fuck can he can forget the character the entire fucking plot is around?

I'm starting to think this faggot suffer from Akira dementia.

Anno didn't write the lore, backstory or plot. He only wrote the armchair psychology bits and slice of life garbage.

good taste

do you have a single fact to back that up

He's only the director
Look at the staff for each episode, other people wrote the scripts/dialogue.

>How the fuck can he can forget the character the entire fucking plot is around?
He didn't. Shinji is in every episode. Rei is not the focus. She just triggers instrumentality. The focus of the plot isn't on instrumentality though. It's focused on characters dealing with depression and loss. This is why Anno mocked the fanbase for needing a big flashy movie.

It's common knowledge. Anno was also in charge of the robots but other Gainax staff put together this monstrosity in an attempt to make the show cohesive.

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Eva is really not that great.

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prove it

Anno is the director, producer, lead storyboard artist and one of the writers. If you know how TV production works, getting a "teleplay" credit doesn't mean you came up with the story. It means you wrote the teleplay. And with TV animation, there's a whole extra step between teleplay and production. The storyboard, which Anno did mostly himself.

Basically, Anno wrote the rough story, others adapted it to scripts, then Anno adapted their scripts to storyboards and oversaw the final animation.

Eva was just Anno making an animated ultraman with references to mecha shows he liked

>producer, lead storyboard artist and one of the writers
source?

>ultraman
Ant-Man rip off

Also him doing a rewrite of what he thought the first Gundam should have been. You can see it a lot in how Shinji is treated.

What's everyone's expections for 4.0 now that it's finally coming out next year?

All the various interviews where he describes what he did on the show. If he was merely the director, he wouldn't have the control to just keep Rei from being in entire episodes someone else wrote. Or totally redoing entire episodes. Which is exactly what he's said he had to do. Especially episodes 24-26, which caused a lot of production delays and they almost missed the scheduled broadcast.

There's also plenty of storyboards of the show online you can look up. Which he did. He even did the opening of the show.

I didn't particularly like her voice but I appreciated her passion, even if she's a little too into it.
I doubt the new voice will be much better, so I think her not voicing Asuka is probably a loss.

why doesn't netflix just buy the old dub?

>David Hayter has a literal meltdown when he can't be Snake
>other dubfags are being replaced left and right
>a whole new generation of anime cons won't care about them
>no more attention
That's what you get for basing your entire career on replacing someone elses work and then acting like you're the primary voice.

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Some scenes were utterly ruined by the dub (like the kiss with Shinji, it's almost farcical with the smooching noises and Shinji's nonsense "pucker up!"), others turned out decent like:
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He did scripting for the TV ending and movies with the scenes of Rei describing her own character. He has a writing credit for every episode, but that's for creating the show's concept. The lore changed completely from this and details aren't filled in, but the basic plot was in his proposal for the show with a characterization for Rei, an arc, the mystery to reveal about her already determined by 1993.

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It would probably be cheaper to just record a new one than paying the old actors + the old company royalties. But also because if they make a new dub, they can trick a new generation of gullible dubfags into thinking their voices are the "true" voices for Eva.

This is why no one should be watching dubs at all. Just watch the actual original voices. The Japanese ones. Which they are still using the same ones for the Rebuilds and all promos.

Are you joking? She sounds horrible in that scene holy fuck.

Eh, I thought it was alright. Guess there's no accounting for taste

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How on earth could you find that 'alright'?
The bitch can't act.

Dub only got one thing right.
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reminder that if you liked Rebuild 2 and but didn't like Rebuilt 3, YOU are one of the people that doesn't get it.

>He has a writing credit for every episode, but that's for creating the show's concept.
In the Hollywood system at least, there's a difference between "created by" and "written by" credits. Someone could create the show. But if they didn't write the draft story or teleplay, they don't get a written credit. Don't know if it's the same in Japan.

But it's kind of pointless because he's said in interviews that he edited the story and worked on the storyboards for every episode. And storyboards count as writing in animation.

What if I dislike 2.0, but regard 3.0 as a bad joke.

>Ray
>Kate Rose
I feel my blood pressure rising up already

2 was good in a TTGL kind of way. 3 was bad because everyone was acting out of character and it was just shit overall. Being contrarian doesn't make you interesting.

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then you get it, but you're still a faggot for seeking the approval of an anonymous poster

No one acts out of character in 3.0 if you account for the development that should happen after living in a post-apocalyptic world for 10 years.

>in a TTGL kind of way
textbook example of not getting it

Twin Peaks of the Mecha genre

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To be fair, MGS1 didnt have an jap dub, despite being a jap game. Hayter is indeed the original snake. But basing your whole career in one role is stupid

I mean I don't like 2 in particular compared to the main series, but if I had to choose I would rather they kept unironically going with the dumb harem antics and super powered Eva-01 than the garbled mess of Rebuild 3.

Shaved Gendo makes me uncomfortable. It's like seeing Abe Lincoln without a beard. It just seems so wrong

MGS1 did have a japanese dub you complete fucking idiot.

Then i am thinking of DMC1 and im a moron

I think you're confusing MGS with Resident Evil. Akio Otsuka was definitely the first voice for Solid Snake. The original Metal Gear didn't have voices though.

Who cares none of you faggots get it either

Why did Kaworu put the collar on after taking off of Shinji? Couldn't he have just tossed it into the corner of the room and left it alone?

He thought it would be hot

Imagine hiring a bunch of Japanese voice actors for an English dub a game and it turned out to not be a piece of shit.

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Well in NGE he was suicidal.
I saw it as a sign of trust from Kaworu.
Since the collar is meant to activate if Shinji acts out of line. Kaworu is then, at least metaphorically, taking on Shinji's sins.

Jesus symbolism

>Kaworu is then, at least metaphorically, taking on Shinji's sins
Like the space Jesus he truly was meant to be.

>Well in NGE he was suicidal.
I'm not sure it really count as suicide, he clearly has some awareness of being Adam. I feel like some of his memories/consciousness would carry over. I assume it's somewhat like Rei, even without the memory transfer machine thing. The rules are probably different for Nephilim

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>"true" voices for Eva.
What the fuck does that mean?

>Eva being redubbed for Netflix
>They likely won't rehire Tiffany Grant for Asuka even though she's perfect

DROPPED

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He did express an explicit desire to die. That should count for something.

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I don't mind it being redubbed, but I question it, there's going to be a pretty big disparity between audio quality of the effects and music compared to the voices if they don't reduce the bitrate.

>eva is 2deep4me
>eva is straightforward and simple
which one is it?

It's both and neither.

It is so straight forward that it becomes 2deep4you.

Anyone who thinks Evangelion is particularly deep just needs to pay more attention. I like it because it's an incredibly well crafted character drama.

this but unironically

I literally don't give two shits about the sci fi stuff and very little about the background setting. It could be about racecars instead of fighting mechs for all I care, I just love the characters

asuka's fight scene in EoE is peak kino tho

If shonen was real it'd be hell.

This recasting controversy is gonna get dredged up again when it comes time to dub the last Rebuild.

And it will be just as inconsequential then as well.

It'll probably be the original cast then.

Evangelion characters and drama are mediocre at best.

Netflix doesn't have the Rebuilds right now though, so is it possible the role would just go to the old cast still.

>redubbed by netflix
instead of baka shinji it's gonna be incel shinji.

B-but depression Kino!

You're nuts. They're well above average

He's still death-obsessed, he calls mass extinctions great and makes up a motivation for Shinji in his head about liking stars because they're isolated by billions of miles of void.

>all these subfags jacking off to themselves and the ORIGINAL, MASTERFULLY PICKED voices

I always love it when this is done with Eva specifically because they act like they have the high ground like most other fans can do with their sub even though the Eva sub is trash, Asuka's voice is fucking ear-wrenchingly horrible and Shinji doesn't even sound like a male.

You know when someone wants to make fun of you, or vice versa, and you put on this intentionally retarded version of someone else's voice? That's what Asuka's sub VA sounds like she's doing, except she's not, it's the actual voice.

Is EoE getting put on Netflix too? I imagine normalfags will absolutely hate the ending to the anime.

It's not deep unless you are very young and have next to no understanding of philosophy or psychology yet. A lot of the symbolism has next to no meaning and was just placed there because "It seemed cool" (in Anno's own words). The characters are well realized and a more realistic depiction (in regards to the original) than what you'd normally see in anime, that's where its strength really lies. That and some pretty cool mech designs and fight scenes.

>Shinji doesn't even sound like a male.
>dissing Megami Ogata
fuck off

Eh, I disagree, dub has its charm but the original voices are amazing. One of the best VA castings in anime history, in fact

>b-but it's an all-star cast!!!!!

Who gives a shit? It's a trash voice. He sounds like a trap at best and a girl when being fair. At least Spencer sounded like a guy, even if he did go all in on making Shinji sound like a total pussy.

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Except it DOES sound like a Japanese fourteen years old. That's what they sound like. It's one hundred percent accurate.

So you prefer the middle-aged Asuka and the awfully whiny Shinji?
And you only say that Shinji doesn’t sound like a male because you know his voice actor is female.
Megumi Ogata have consistently pulled of convincing young boy voices.

>2 was good in a TTGL sort of way.
A great example of a show broadening its appeal and forgetting what makes it good.

>They're well above average
By anime standards? Maybe.

>muh middle-aged complaint even though i've never seen a middle-aged woman sound even remotely similar to Asuka

Asuka's dub sounds like how the Japanese version would be if she wasn't doing a mocking impression of the dub 24/7. It's high-pitched while only occasionally being annoying and she had really good range when she wasn't being snappy.

Misato's the one that sounds like a middle-aged smoker, she has a little rasp to her voice and everything. Asuka's chirpy to the point where it got on my nerves occasionally. Even if she did sound middle-aged, I'd take it over getting my eardrums fucking blasted by the Jap version.

so in the end, it was a huge flop for everyone? that's it right?

i think i kinda get it now, thanks for the chart

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Why do DVDs of NGE cost so damn much? What am I suppose to do? Sell blood? I want to have physical copies with the original Japanese and English dubs so I don't to demean myself buying the ones that'll come out with the (((Netflix))) dub

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No. NGE is one of the most successful anime series ever.

Just torrent it, faggot. Buying the DVDs now won’t give anything to the creators anyway.

Dub actors go to conventions and get heaps of praise from dubfags, claiming they are the superior voices over the Japanese. Over time, the dub actors begin to believe the lie. Then years later, they are tossed aside as some new dub actor is chosen to replace them. And they break down, thinking they really are the true voice for the character. When they never were.

tha's not what i meant by flop. i said it was a flop for everyone in the anime, like NERV, SEELE, humanity and shit

But I want physical copies though

>Why do DVDs of NGE cost so damn much?
The license being passed around to multiple companies. Plus, it being such a high demand, Gainax asks for a higher cost than usual. This makes the company have to sell it for more. Plus, they added even more to the cost because they know blind fanboys will buy it.

But none of that money goes back to the original artists. So don't buy it. If you want to support the artist, you have to buy the Japanese version. And the Japanese version is the only way you can get BDs anyway.

But think of the porn its renewal will generate user

By anime standards, and by Hollywood standards (being better than Hollywood isnt hard to begin with)
I will concede its not as good as well written character drama books

>claiming they are the superior voices over the Japanese

Source: Dude trust me.

Go away, normalfag.

Yes. Rei, the key of all instrumentality, decided to give the middle finger to Selee and gendo and give all "power" to shinji.
Shinji was in the middle of a breakdown and fucked up.

Burn it to a DVD then. You can buy a blank DVD box online and stick some printed Eva cover out and manually insert it.

The fans that go to conventions and listen to dub actors talk will most likely also think that they are better than the nip actors. Otherwise why are they there?

Eva has some of the worst porn of any anime series though.

Go to a panel for a dub actor at literally any convention. Or if Crispin Freeman is at the convention, he'll just bomb the panel for all the Japanese seiyuu and take it over for himself.

it's kinda funny if you think about it
lolol

>Eva has some of the worst porn of any anime series though.
tastelet

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Netflix has tons of anime, most of it isn't popular with the average netflix user. NGE will do even worse since it is old and normalfags tend to have an irrational dislike of old looking anime, and because it is slow, boring and has godawful cast, especially the main character. You are truly delusional if you think the average netflix normie would last through even 5 episodes of NGE.

>normie

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I pretty much think the complete opposite of your thoughts on it. Normalfags will eat this shit up. Its got a bit of everything for everyone and current demographics are going to love this shit.

>little faggot twink shinji fucking anyone but his own fist
Who could possibly get off to this? Shinji is for fucking or cucking.

I love SIRP’s humor. God I wish it focused on it more than on the forces lewd shit. Though having an OFFICIAL Eva manga showing Asuka’s bare tits is pretty kino.

>bashes netflix while saying normies
yikes.
Also sorry to tell you newfriendo eva isnt some complex show or overbearing show that will scare away regular people, in fact your post just show how delusional you are.

>netflix normie would last through even 5 episodes of NGE
the implications you are making here are just yikes. You should just stop

t. Kaworu

It’s a shame what’s-her-name isn’t gonna be Asuka in the new dub. Dubs a shit but Eva’s dub was one of the first I ever watched and has a place in my heart.

"Normies" already like Eva. It being on Netflix just means they'll watch it on repeat for years, just like they mindlessly watched the same ten shows Adult Swim for years.

There's a reason why Eva is largely forgotten outside of Yea Forums or japan. It has no appeal to average normalfag. Shinji is easily one of the most obnoxious and unlikable protagonists.
>current demographics
Current demographics have low attention span and are cynical in nature. They could never relate to a little whiny bitch like Shinji.
I never said or implied thst eva is complex. I said it's boring and slow, and has unlikeable cast, all of that is going drive people away. Plus it's mechashit which is huge normalfag repellent. You're unbelievably delusional and have no grasp on real world if you believe that something like Eva is going to be popular with normalfags when it's not even popular with anime fans.

>I said it's boring and slow, and has unlikeable cast

Thats funny because most people that barely watch anime know of eva and enjoy it sorry your little anime isnt some obscure show kiddo. And normalfags already do like. Its been popular for ages out of Yea Forums. Let me guess you just discovered it recently ? Yikes

Normalfags like Attack on Titan, One Ounch Man, Sword Art Online, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note. The average anime fan has never seen or heard of Eva, let alone a normie.

>The average anime fan has never seen or heard of Eva, let alone a normie
Imagine actually believing this.

Not him but Eva is "too old" for normies' standards

bait

No, it's absolutely true.

At least until the Netflix launch.

>oh no there are people not yet born that are going to find out about MY anime and videogames one day and pretend to like it as much as I do!

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Believe what you want but it's true. Normies don't like their animus looking old.

They took the movies (including rebellion) off it about a month ago.

I don't think you guys understand. Yes, normalfags love Evangelion. It's been around for years. Here is the kicker though, normalfags have evolved (or devolved if you will) over the years. The Eva loving normalfag back then is more than likely a 30 year old redditor (or tr/a/sh) today. That normalfag has bills to pay, maybe even mouths to feed if he got lucky. The problem at hand is the normalfag NOW. Key word is NOW. The normalfag now is somewhere in the 15 to early 20s range that loves shit like SAO, AoT but only the anime because READING LMAO, and liking anime posts on Niggagram. They love watching e-celebs talk about those wacky Chinese cartoons on the daily. Haha, YARE YARE DAZE amirite? Probably find those anime crack videos to be the pinnacle of humor, and actually and unironcally use the word thot and other dumb shit. And if the normalfag is trans or a literal fag...god help us all. Expect to get canceled on twitter then. THESE fuckers are the real problem.

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NGE is shit anyways

That same kind of retard will stop watching because of
>muh underage girls in bodysuits
And then they'll cry on twitter for likes and retweets. Fuck normalniggers.

If you get upset about what a bunch of normalfags from twitter think, you are part of the problem. Go back.

So you're talking about ironic weebs?

Not that user but it's not that I'd get upset. Their shitty opinions will flood every social media possible and that will just be annoying.

I never watched it despite knowing the plot. Is it awkward to see with your parents? Is it mostly robot fights and anime drama? They did handle F Zero and Madoka but this might be too much.

>actually liked the original dub even if the writing could get goofy
>entire thing is recast even though the voices of the main three were spot-on and Misato and Gendo also killed it
>parts of script are getting rewritten to "appeal to modern sensibilities"

This is why I don't get excited for things, I hope it fucking sucks so I can finally shit on dubfags for once

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based

F Zero isn't particularly mainstream or it would've gotten an new game

The "average" anime fan, meaning the western idiots who aren't really big anime fans but watch stuff, prefer "stuff like Cowboy Bebop." They all know what Eva, Ghost in the Shell and all those shows are like, because they heard of them on Adult Swim. And they think it's "acceptable" anime. They also like the shows you named, when they finally try and watch them. But they pass on them for a long time because they're not "like Cowboy Bebop." In other words, they're not sienen.

Dont worry GITS reminded them that anime will always make shitty real life adaptations.

Ancient ayy lmaos and teenage angst emulating ultraman

>>parts of script are getting rewritten to "appeal to modern sensibilities"
sauce?

It didn't get a new game because the creator of F-Zero didn't know anything to improve over F-Zero GX. He felt any sequel would be too close to F-Zero GX, just with better graphics and tighter controls. While most F-Zero fans absolutely want that, that's not Nintendo's philosophy.

Fuck off back to the social media sites that you seem to care so much about. You were once an annoying idiot with shitty opinions who someone thought would ruin the genre. This is just further proof that everyone in Eva threads is under 25. Stop being so pointlessly dramatic about something that doesn't impact you.

metoo shit

I havent seen anything about them rewriting stuff

I am 28 and I remember watching NGE for the first time on Cartoon Network in 2006. What a mindfuck.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEh76uouBC4

So it's not happening, okay then. Just say that next time.

Everyone is depressed and lonely. Over the course of the show, Asuka and Shinji switch roles and personalities. Then at the end, it all returns to nothing.

You seem to be too dumb to understand that those shitty opinions will also come here en masse. Inb4 we get dozens and dozens of shitty threads.

>parts of script are getting rewritten to "appeal to modern sensibilities"
fucking what

>entire thing is recast even though the voices of the main three were spot-on and Misato and Gendo also killed it
This is called first impression bias. You think all the voices fit because they're the first ones you heard. If you had heard the Japanese voices (or another dub) first, you would have struggled to accept the voices you heard in the dub, even if you didn't like the first voices you heard.

Considering you're posting here, I'd say that already happened.

imagine Asuka telling Shinji " What are you, virign?"

In other words, it's gonna be "woke."

make way, best girl coming through

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He's just trying to make shit up.

Yea, there will be hundreds of more idiots like you coming here.

I guess.

For something official I'm honestly surprised how lewd it could get in the later chapters. Like there is a whole chapter devoted to setting up Shinji to accidentally fall mouth first on Asuka's tit.

And Asuka can't even find it in her to be openly mad about it.

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It's boring and slow in the context of modern anime and standard Netflix content. Who the fuck wants to watch shitty monster of the week show with a whiny incel MC?
>most people that barely watch anime
The kind of people that barely watch anime are familiar with less than a dozen series and Eva isn't on that short list.
>And normalfags already do like. Its been popular for ages out of Yea Forums.
It was popular with boomers (xoomers actually) because of how unique it was and due to being the biggest thing in Japan at the time. Millennials grew up with Naruto, Dragon Ball, Bleach and the like and didn't care much about some obscure boomer mecha. Xoomers grew up with SAO and AOT and can't even stand old anime, because "it looks old". Fact is, younger generations don't care about NGE and they make up majority of anime fans now. You're out of touch with reality and have clearly never spoken to a normalfag nor have browsed any anime communities outside reddit and Yea Forums.

I can see it. Lots of shitposting bait.

exhentai.org/g/492846/b71ef2b568/

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You got one but for Rei?

Yep. You are a shitposting fag

>Xoomers grew up with SAO and AOT
Zoomers*

Can someone remind me how I get past the sad panda again I never use this site

Reminder that actual human being lives ended before this debate did.

When are we getting a zetsubou localization?
Patlabor?
GeGeGe no Kitaro?

Am I a and angry joe to you?

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>It's boring and slow in the context of modern anime and standard Netflix content. Who the fuck wants to watch shitty monster of the week show with a whiny incel MC?
The same people who watched those kinds of shows in the 2000s. And the 1990s. And the 1980s. And the 1970s. They always exist. And in the current generation, these same people are watching endless harem shows with beta MCs.

clear cookies sign up to e-hentai forum, it may be on ehentai actually, and hten you wait till the ip is approved

if you can't figure it out with the entire internet at your disposal you don't deserve to know

In Brazil it happens a lot. And it is true, because Bear Grylls has the same voice as Goku AND Spongebob.

The reason for that, i believe, is that NGE itself is incredibly sexual in nature, in a somewhat grounded way: puberty, maturity, sexual curiosity, love, desire.
You take away the "seriouness" and the character drama, the only thing leff that is still "evangelion" is the sexuality.

But it was too long for its own good.
It devolved into "which lewd situation those characters can get into?"

i think it helps really give the series punch when it takes it's turn though.

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>tfw rewatching eva currently so I can feel superior to the normalfags seeing it for the first time while also understanding their memes

I can't imagine how awful the "Shinji is a bitch lmao I would totally do better" is going to get

my school has it on vhs in the media room, so i snuck in and marathoned it after finals. it was weird seeing like, cutey honey adverts on it.

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i think we're going to see that AND hideaki anno being accused of being a pedophile.

I wonder how long till the story of him strangling voice actresses will get around.

>I wonder how long till the story of him strangling voice actresses will get around.
basee

>>people UP TO THIS DAY still debating Rei or Asuka
Yeah it's crazy. Eva was the First Great and Holy Waifu War, Rem vs Emilia the Second, and Zero Two vs Ichigo the Third (ymmv), but they all pale before this.
Last time I checked there were Eva threads on Yea Forums almost every day, and the waifu war showed no signs of disappearing.

>Eva was the First Great and Holy Waifu War
No, just the first one you knew of.

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This user gets it

Nobody talks about these two so it's not great or holy

>If I don't hear about it, then it doesn't exist
And it still doesn't change that there's been many wars over girls before Eva existed. The entire romance genre is focused on that trope.

This entire website is filled with normalfags now. I don't see how Evangelion on Netflix will make things worse.

In any case it will give those people an excuse to flood the board with even more "WTF did I just watch" threads than usual.
Probably be some threads making fun of / praising the new dub.

>Rem vs Emilia the Second, and Zero Two vs Ichigo the Third (ymmv), but they all pale before this.
These are probably going to be forgotten.

The biggest and most consistent waifu war on Yea Forums after Asuka and Rei are the Fate ones which show no signs of stopping.

You mean in NGE? Sure. Episode 9-14 are much more light hearted, bordering into villain of the week

It is very important for the later chapters because we need an "emotional high" to contrast to an "emotional low"

Do we? Do we really need that?
You fucking moron. You absolute fucking retard.

Yes. How do you write a story of loss if you never had anything at stakes to begin with, you dumbfuck? Thank god you arent a writer

>The only people acting like it’s some niche, incomprehensible series

It is barley comprehensible though. Most things you could possibly ask about it don't have an unambiguous answer, and the hardcore fanbase pretends to 'know' more about it than the series actually presents. It constantly throws clusterfucks of lore points and character motivations at you that can't really be untangled.

>loss
fuck off this this dead meme, the show is a criticism of unfair societal expectations and the post-war influence from Western powers on Japanese culture.

Who the fuck cares, look fucking giant robots fighting fucking giant monsters.

Let's stop pretending that's not the main show.

Imagine being this young.

Seeing the levels of smugness itt is gonna make for an excellent compilation when normalfags are obsessed with the same 2deep4u "THIS IS ART" nonsense that you all are. NGE has been insanely popular on tumblr since 2009 and its literally just all people writing in-depth feminist analysis' of how Shinji is the most deep fictional character ever created, and kaworu's asshole.

Waifu war might have too much blood these days

Reddit in r/memes and instagram. Guaranteed

>Early Millennial
>1989
Don't most papers say Millenials go from 1981 to 1995 (some push it to the year 2000)?

So like it's always been?

The media thinks millennials are anyone after the baby boomers. The term has lost all meaning. They've been lumping the last four generations together for a while now.

Generational labels were stupid anyway. But now they're completely pointless.

I'm just here for the giant robots.

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>trusting boomer intelligentsia about anything
I consider Millennials to be anyone born from 1989-1996 plus or minus two years either side.

They are not robots tho

Fuck you.

Nice rebuttal, bro.

you are a hipster, that's just not true. Literally none of my anime friends has seen it, and i never recommend it to them

love yourself

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Two questions:

1. Have they announced who'll be the new dub cast yet?

2. Are they really going through with replacing "Zankoku no Tenshi no Thesis"?

>Are they really going through with replacing "Zankoku no Tenshi no Thesis
There's no way they'll replace it. That's literally one of the stupidest moves they could ever fucking make.

I unironically believe that EoE is one of the greatest animated productions ever crafted.

The word "hipster" does not apply in this context.

Screencapping this for when Netflix actually does it

Do it bitch

Real talk, Eva is shit.

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>I don't think a character like Shinji would work in a Hollywood production, especially with most mainstream audience.

I don't think Eva works with Western audiences.

Honestly, first thing they do is remove all the religious references so churches don't freak. That alone pretty much means it's a very poor imitation. It'd probably take place in New York instead of Tokyo-3 or some shit.

>zoomers think nge is niche
All the zoomers I know that watch anime (which is a lot, zoomers love anime) see it as mainstream

Do you think Gendo ever fucked Ritsuko or Naoko in the Pribnow Box, where Yui could see? Is that why she bit him in half?

Shinji is the best thing about Eva, don't fall for the waifufag meme.

>hipster
you are really fucking stupid

the logic in your post is moronic as well.
your anecdotal evidence isnt an argument

it truly is

>normalfags missing the entire point or faking to get it
Evangelion fans have been missing the point and faking to get it for nearly 25 years. Anyone that thinks Evangelion is deep social commentary is projecting and probably an arrogant little shit.

>The storyboard, which Anno did mostly himself.
lol no
>worked on the storyboards for every episode
no he didn't
you can just look at the credits for proof

It's a fun show about teenagers piloting robots and fighting giant alien monsters. Then they all become faggots and get depressed. Then everyone turns into Fanta.

Genuinely intelligent post

Nadia>NGE
NGE was dogshit that became huge hit only because it was the first to do certain things it did. Hiding up plot details doesn't make it smart. Ridley Scott did the same with Prometheus. Also the origins story is a rip-off of Celestials story from marvel comics.
Figt me
(Yes I know anno's mental condition after failure of Nadia. Yes I know anno wanted everyone to hate NGE)

>shinji is actually pretty breave

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he isn't breave but he's pretty brave for a fourteen years old told that he's the only person who can fight a giant monster that is immune to the military

So it's pretty obvious that this is going to both be a build up to 4.0 and a live action movie.

I wonder if 4.0 will have screenings in japan or just drop right on Netflix

the actual depth lies in the social and psychological stuff; the different ways humans respond to trauma and suffering. the scifi stuff is just a means to inflict trauma and suffering, while the religious/occult stuff is just window dressing

this thread is a big yikes.
too many normies

He is actually pretty damn brave while inside unit 01. He charges head-on recklessly into multiple angels and dives into lava without protection.

There is a strong theme of mother dependency in the series, and it ties into that. He is brave in unit 01 because mommy is there.

He is socially and emotionally a coward when he is outside of unit 01, though.

having read exactly zero other posts in this thread, I'm releasing this take: NGE is dangerously overrated, barely watchable trash that is neither aesthetically nor philosophically interesting, and no one can convince me otherwise. Anno is a king among hacks.

This thread is all kind of yikes. normies saying eva is mainstream? what? go back

Plotfags like you have a tough time with most worthwhile anime, this is no different

Eva threads are usually 200 replies of dudes fellating themselves to the "Eva was bad/mediocre" line. It's the FF7 of anime. There's nothing left to discuss so only the contrarians come out.

Does it also all come tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down?

>Plotfags

See, this is what outs you as the presumptive motherfuckers you are. You immediately assume that all the ambiguity is on the 'plot' and that the character's motivations and psychology are totally independent of this somehow. I'm sure you also think that the TV ending is 'underappreciated', while also believing that it was about sending a straightforward message that people should embrace society even though we can't know others enough to know we won't hurt each other because that's what the characters say to the screen.

ur a normalfag

Not true, less people know about NGE than Naruto or Bebop, not saying it's some obscure series, but definitely not as popular as many would think.

>the entire point
You mean selling overpriced masturbation aids to self-important faggots?

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The jews just can't leave anime alone can they?