Why are japanese moms so desperate to get their kids laid?

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n-no?

Retard

So that they don’t end up posting on Yea Forums

All good parents should want their kids to get laid.

Mothers wanting it is a bit strange, seems more like a dad kind of thing but if anime is anything to go by japanese kids have terrible relations with their dads on the off chance the dad is even present, so I guess it is up to anime moms to fill the role.

So she moves out

>delete cookies
>reboot router
>start samefagging
fucking reddit retards not understading tech

Moms start acting like that when their kid is mid twenties or early thirties and still single.

They understand the seriousness of Japan's declining birth rates

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someone post the mom from the dumb banana girl manga
I feel it's relevant to this thread

If they don't, they'll be the ones laying with their kids.

Mamako single-handedly sets up a harem for her son.

He can't get close to any of the girls because his mother is so clingy

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I wonder what are the crime statistics for rape in japan

Abe propaganda

Got into in argument with my mom last week because I wouldn't make a Tinder profile

why do manganka feel the need to include paragraph length context

No parents want to see their son die as a lonely virgin

Editors do it. It is to get new readers up to speed.

The only solution is a 3P with the mom for each haremette.

>Mamamki Oosuki
Why would you name a character "love mamas" withoutj to make her a comic relief?

>Samefag
>How are you even supposed to samefag like that?
>Fucking reddit retards who doesn't even know how to samefag. Here, I'll explain to your samfagging ass.
I don't get it. Are they retards that don't know how to samefag or actual samefags? Which one is it.

molesting my imouto always feels great

>moms
Good fucking try, you won't trick me with such a silly trick Abe, I'm not going to procreate with that drunken girl!

It's all part of Abe's grand plan to revitalize Japan's falling population. Japanese moms are simply patriots following their ordained duty.

Japanese moms are the main force behind Abe's policies.

The oldest son is the one who takes care of the parents when they get old. They are trying to ensure they have a good retirement. You big dummy.

>Mothers wanting it is a bit strange

No it isn't. You think women don't want grandchildren?

Really?!

>heart straw
What did she mean by this?

Abe sent them a tear jerking letter

She's fucking hot

Yes. She said if I never go out then how can I expect to meet a girl. Fucking turbonorms. I got a real job and bought my own car and it's still never enough for them.

Grandchildren... They want grandchildren to care for. Women like to care for shit which is why crazy 'pet' ladies exist. The more babies you have, the more happy your mother will be. End. Of. Story.

>mom doesnt want to me to fall for a slut
>or any girl at all, but Im not sure about this
>she wants me to stay at home forever
Haha poor bitch, she cant stop my man pride

That's how it is. I bet even Chads get berated by their moms for some reason or other.

>fucking a drunk girl
that's fucking rape...
wtf is that mom thinking?

Declining birth rates

>drunk from a single drop of alcohol
Fuck this meme

There is a thing that happens to some asians who really can't tolerate alcohol. Its like a legit syndrome. Though, I don't think they get super drunk they just get super sick.

Berated for what? Wouldn't they be swarming with girls?

Cause teamwork makes the dream work.

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Man Soborou draws such soft girl, I wanna pinch those cheeks

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