SUGOI DEKAI

Tsuki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>Hana

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Uzaki a shit, Sakurai[/spoiler ]has the superior sugoi dekai.

what a fucking ugly haircut

Guess who's back for 31

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You take that back. Uzaki is a wonderful shortstack with nothing to hide.

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man i love anime tiddies

My body is ready

dekai mom is best mom

just fucking date already

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is the clean image somewhere?

oh shit

>There's been a Tsuki doujin up on the Panda for over a week and I only just realized it
I know what I'm doing tonight

That strap squeezing her left boob looks a bit painful.

It was getting a bit lonely, that's all.

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Tsuki deserves senpai far more than that mega sore loser Uzaki.

I'm assuming you mean clean by "without text".
Apparently it was a poster by the magazine for the November issue(that came out in October).
It was paired with a Trinity Seven poster as well.

This was the best quality I could find and it's pretty shit. Might be a better one somewhere else.

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SUGOI
DEKAI

nothing a gentle massage from Senpai won't fix

Which chapter is this from?

27

pic related but with a different body part

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>that page
uzaki is the best

Are you my mummy?

Reminds me of Nande Koko ni Sensei ga

See this
What do?

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she certainly makes a lot of fun in a little bit of panel. might as well post the other two

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huh, digits three times in a row. third time's the charm?

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damn it! jinxed it. oh well, from the latest chap

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I read this for the mom

Ask where her mom is.

The cosplay chapter

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Oh no. Honestly she's getting too popular. Author needs to stop with the mom pandering before it's too late.

Personality differences aside Senpai's essentially winning the war not the battle. Get Uzaki in her prime and a couple more decades of standing paizuri while she ages like fine wine going into mommy mode herself.

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>having to deal with her personality for two decades
I'd sooner kill myself desu.

>initiates
>takes you out of your comfort zone
>occasionally competitive
Well I like it

>short hair
dropped on the concrete

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honestly all you have to do to take her rambunctious personality down is to start complimenting and making her feel special. she instantly melts, its her weak spot

Yup

You can have the mom.

Dumpin the raw for 31

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Bless this guy, he knows what he's doing

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Look at all that tiddy meat

>SFX: Creak Creak

>Senpai... Do it harder.

>Nnnh...

>Yes... You're so good, Sakurai-kun.
>SFX: Squeeze

>Sidebar: It's the first chapter of the Reiwa era, and the three of them are...?!

Dohoho

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>Man... I didn't realize kneading udon dough was so much work.
>I know, right?

>Chapter 31: Senpai and Cooking Practice

>Sakurai-kun came over today to learn how to cook.

>The reason is because yesterday...

Next update on 05/24

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I like to be alone like senpai, so she'd definitely start making fun of me.

>not wanting a rambunctious personality
I’m too quiet half the time already, she’d be good for me

You know, people say she just likes to banter with him, but if anything, it's like they want to genuinely get under each other's skins because it's funny, or to get back at each other for silly shit.

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I want to headpat the SUGOI DEKAI.

Stop having such thin skin m8

>Here's some Neapolitan pasta...
>Wow...

>This is terrible...
>(next to Ami)The fork won't go in.
>SFX: Clink clank
>It's so terrible that the Asais can't beat around the bush.

>Neapolitan pasta? Did you add squid ink...?
>(bottom bubble)I was thinking that I'd have you do some of the cooking.
>(left bubble)I thought that you'd know a few things, since you live alone...

>I'm sorry... Go ahead and laugh...

>You can touch the pussy Senpai

I'm not saying I'm annoyed enough for it throw me off dammit, I like reading it, but she does try really hard to get him mad on purpose, and I feel people try to undermine that.

>AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>AHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHA

>AHHH HAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA

>You're laughing too damn much...
>B...But you're th' one who told us to...
>(below speech bubble)Let gooooo...
>C'mon guys, don't fight.

>Well that jus' means!
>SFX: Bam

>nearly grabing her by the throat

senpai is honestly super based as far as main characters go. I fucking love him. also he's /fit/

She's not imagining that dough as her breasts, is she?

>If you can't cook, you just need to learn how!!
>SFX: Crack
>Yep! This isn't edible!
>Don't eat it.

>All right! Tomorrow, we're training at my place!!

>Whaaaaat?!
>This is apparently what happened...

>I don't mind if you do this here, but...
>Did Uzaki not make an appointment...?
>Sorry to spring this on you...
>Senpai's place doesn't have any cookware.

>Mom's my senpai when it comes to cooking.
>You'll get good if you learn from her, Senpai!

>I'd really appreciate it if you could teach me.

>SFX: Thump

[DOKI DOKI INTENSIFIES]

Oops
belongs to

Im just going to say it
I like titty

>Leave it to Mommy!
>(above head)Mamaaan
>After being praised and depended upon, this 43 year-old woman is in a good mood unbecoming her age.

>And we come to the present...
>I'm thankful you were willing to teach us, but...

>We're starting by making udon...?
>Wasn't there something easier you could've started off with?
>(to the right of mom)Yes, yes, that's good.

>But you see, Sakurai-kun,
>udon is surprisingly easy.
>The only ingredients are bread flour, salt, and water.

>(to the left of mom)The sauce is a different story.
>(next to Senpai)Wait, that's it?
>I see.

I can already hear the ara aras.

I'll translate the recipe later.

>Kneading isn't so easy because you need strength.
>But it's nice for a boy like you to be so strong.

>Being a musclehead is th' only thing Senpai's good for.
>Hana, please.
>It's fine. She's always like that.

this better not be another misunderstanding

>Always?
>Well... Yeah...
>I'm so sorry about her badmouthing you...

>Wait...?
>Haven't I been having a normal conversation with him?

>But why is that...?

>That's right!
>He's looking down at the udon, so his gaze isn't scary!

>He seems so polite when I don't make eye contact. In fact, it's easier to talk to him!!
>I've figured it out!!
>It seems like Mom is also naturally rude, though thankfully not out loud.

Yep, she's insufferable.

>I'm sorry about how I acted before, Sakurai-kun.
>No, you don't have to apologize.

Recipe translation later.

>Now we let the dough rest for 20 minutes, so you two can take a break.
>I'll let the youngsters do their thing.
>(Above Mom)I'm going to do laundry.
>(Left of Mom)Ohohoho
>Okay.
>Senpai, you want a drink?
>(next to Uzaki)Made you sweat a bit, huh?

>I'll have some tea...

>Cats...!!

Look at this alpha restraining his urge to choke her to death. I would've killed her then and there.

oyakodon hmanga when

>You said you wanted to touch 'em today, right?
>Referring to the cats.

>He wants to touch them?!
>But I want to try holding her someday...
>She's mistaken.

>But she's still wary of me, right?
>I'd feel bad if I scared her.

>That's not it...
>I AM scared, though! Very scared!

>It's fine, Senpai. She's been sneaking glances at you; she's definitely interested.
>(above Uzaki)Why don't you sit down?

>I... I WAS looking at him, but not in THAT way!!

>Just make yer move! Be quick!
>Hana?!
>No, I have to be more gentlemanly...
>Sakurai-kun?!

>It's no use...!! I thought I got him to open up a bit... Maybe I don't understand today's youth...?
>Wait a minute, why are you offering up your own mother, Hana...?
>She isn't.

>No, wait. I can't give up...!
>It's not too late...!
>Sorry about the wait...

>I can still set these two... on the right path...!
>Why don't we... boil up the udon?

>That's an adult's duty...!!
>In the summer of her 43rd year, Uzaki Hana awakened to a strange sense of purpose.

>This homemade stuff is great!
>(next to Uzaki)Right?
>(next to Mom)Staaare...

>Sidebar: That purpose isn't good...

Fucking wew. The mangaka's at it again.

Remember she think they are already fucking (raw).

Thank's for the tl user...
nudge nudge

You missed a page Yea Forumsnon.

She's setting things up for oyakodon.

I bet eventually she will know he was talking about the cats and she is going to be dissapointed.

D'oh

>Phew...
>I was worried at first, but I managed to talk quite a bit with Sakurai-kun.

>He's a nice boy, just like the people at his part-time job said.

>I learned that I'm fine as long I don't make eye contact. That's today's takeaway.
>Just don't make eye contact!
>(above head)Okay!

>Still, boys these days seem to want to learn how to cook.
>Maybe he'll be a husband someday.
>(below)Fufu.
>(next to head)Well then, I should...

>It's all right, Senpai. It'll work!

Thanks Yea Forumsnon.

ty tl user

At first it was light teasing but now she is kinda of an asshole, they really need to advance their relationship.

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To sadism?

How can you say you love someone if you won't be on the receiving end of CBT?

She is just waiting for the confession

>not even rape her
What a weak faggot.

>43

Too old or just right?

>>Mom's my senpai when it comes to cooking
Does it actually say senpai, or sensei?
>Uzaki Hana awakened to a strange sense of purpose
I think you typed Hana instead of the mom's name.

Oops, yeah, it's "sensei," not "senpai".

And yes, it's Tsuki, not Hana.

Even if she still looks good, she's too old for breeding. If you don't care about that, it's all good then.

Can't unsee.

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What will she do when he actually confesses?

Not smug thats for sure, maybe flustered but happy.

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If this ever gets animated and dubbed, I want Ron Howard to do the narration. And I need to watch seasons 4 & 5 of Arrested Development.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qs_3JW5i_vA
Dekai?

Would she accept right away?

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Yes, after the initial shock she will say something like "ofc you like me senpai is not like you have any other girls in your life but don't worry I'll take care of you".

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For the dough "recipe":
>Making udon seems difficult, but it's actually hard to screw up, even for beginners! It does take time, but try it out on a weekend!
>1. Dissolve the salt in lukewarm water, then gradually mix it into the bread flour.
>2. Firmly knead until the dough comes together.
>3. Once the dough comes together, remove it from the bowl. Knead it by stretching out the dough and folding it over itself. The stronger your back, the faster you'll knead!
>We're out of room, so look up the rest online!

>4. If you're getting tired, put the dough in a clean platic bag and step on it with your heel.
>Make sure the bag doesn't split!

Appreciate the translations, user

Wouldn't that be an instant turn off?

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It's fine because she actually gets shit for it.

He would know she is just acting cool.

Well you're not wrong but it is getting boring.

The Smash Bros chapter and the bowling chapter let her get off lightly, even though she was a hundred times more annoying than usual in those.

>that soft tummy

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Add a bunch of stutter and it'd be ok

it starts with standing
ends with aizuri

>Standin' guyzuri
Gay.

Learn to read, user.

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>trying to eat it despite clearly being a paperweight
What a good girlfriend.

>cooking papa cat
This author has just gone from based to enlightened.

>girlfriend
She's more like an annoying pet, honestly.

FUCKIN CUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>not wanting a girl who will give you shit for fucking up and then offer to help fix it

>You will never have a cute shortstack girlfriend who mercilessly teases you (in a good-natured fashion) but ultimately just wants you to come out of your shell so you can have a good time
BRB, making myself taller.

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Her dekai should be bigger.

She's can still grow, if not naturally, through means like impregnation.

They're practically married already.

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He's going to be completely pussywhipped.
But some sacrifices are worth it to have an Uzaki in your life.

Looking at this now, the artist forgot to color in Hana's shirt through Sakurai's hand in the first panel.

pregnant uzaki would look like a goddamn

Is this another story of forever being the same age and perpetually in school forever or do they advance in life as the manga goes on

Well there's only been 30 chapters, and college is quite a long while.

Sounds good.

I hadn't seen that translated Uzaki one that came out last month
>Right into your babymaker...!

Not gonna lie, I want that tree frog.

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Well personally I want to take Uzaki home with me and show her my lever espresso machine and home roasted beans

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For some reason I actually felt bad when I saw it getting punched.

> if not naturally
>through means like impregnation.
Are you retarded?

Impregnation doesn't happen spontaneously.

Froggy and dinomask didnt deserve the bullying they got.

Dinomask got straight up thrown into the trash. It's such a shame.

oh look, loli #364759567... but with tits!

I want senpai to completely shut Uzaki out until she starts crying from being ignored.

I mean, Uzaki had a birthday and now she's of legal drinking age.

I did that to my brother once. It's a great feeling.

Just finished reading it.
So far one of the worst romcoms I've ever read. Holy fuck I want to punch her in the face

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I wanna slap her with my dick

So easily assblasted.

Upboated, good job fellow 4channeller

Gae

You don't know what a loli is, do you,

>Eyes open
i feel funny

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Mitch?

Dinomask was sentient. You saw those tears. The fear in its eyes

As a fellow 21 y.o. loner I just can't stand my buddy getting in trouble because of this mediocre woman

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On the other hand, I'm amused that senpai can be such a chad without even trying.

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Uzaki's FLAT ass

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>Mommy is back
Oh baby

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why does everyone hate her personality? she's cute

BOOBS LOL

I want to go rock-climbing too.

>trouble
Jesus Christ how weak.

Well he's experienced 21 y/o loner after all, what did you expect? Him realizing there's usually a personality tied to tits is too much to ask.

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>Troubles are not troubles if they caused by an onahole with big fatballs
Pathetic. Tell me about being weak
>Uzaki
>personality
Even cats they live with have more of it

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What troubles? Bantering back and forth? Actually going outside and socializing?
You really are just sad, mister proffesional loner. Just go back to r/incels or wherever you came from.

>As a fellow 21 y.o. loner
>that pic
How embarrassing.

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>can't handle a woman giving you shit
And you wonder why you're a loner.

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So you're fine with being mocked all the time and having 2 creeps watching your life as a movie? Is this how you see socializing? What a henpecked worm

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>you wonder
I don't. I like it. Quit self-projecting to other people

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Yeah, dealing with the advances of a dumb infatuated girl, what a troublesome ordeal.
For a man in his 20s you sure sound like an edgy fag in his mid teens with about as much experience with social interaction as he has with women.
A bit of advice, move out of your mom's basement before you become a complete burden to society. But you'd probably prefer that rather than getting over your comfort zone and moving on from your awesome loner lifestyle, wouldn't you?

Goddamn!

>>It seems like Mom is also naturally rude, though thankfully not out loud.
Kek

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Faster!

Río dinomask

I'M A FAGET LOL

When I get home from mom's, if no one else has done it.

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Someone post best girl megane

>Uzaki forma de llangardaix

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Ami is pretty DEKAI herself.

IMAGINE

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I've been wondering about this for a while. Why the fuck is Uzaki using pen and paper for her essay? Would any modern college professor even accept an essay that was hand written?

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Maybe thats how they roll in japan.

>Would any modern college professor even accept an essay that was hand written
Yes, as long as its comprehensible

There are still plenty of novelists in Japan who only turn in hand-written stuff to their editors

It's like that Tawawa chapter. She can't type with those massive milkers in the way.

>He seems so polite when I don't make eye contact
Hold on, she makes eye contact?

Indeed, she was violently groping him with her eyes; didn't you notice?

THERE'S NO HEAVEN

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FASTER!

IT'S EASY IF YOU TRY

I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER

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FASTER!!

user NO, YOU KNOW NOT WHAT FORCES YOUR TAMPER WITH.

Good shit nigga.

Good, now add a different colors for a Party Hard effect.

And the right music to go with it:
youtu.be/79TVMn_d_Pk?t=192

It is me or uzaki moms kind of wants sempai to take her already

>Uzaki Tsuki awakened to a strange sense of purpose.
I can't wait til she slips a few condoms into Hana's pocket before she can go over to his house

What have you done.

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AAAAAAH! Someone please translate the highschool flashback chapter!

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...

Coming soon to a Mangadex™ near you

I want to desecrate that mummy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did that line imply she was gonna try to get the two of them together?

Well I think that's why user said she will give Uzaki condoms, remember she think they are fucking bareback.