Would you?

Would you?

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Go on adventures with Pikachu? Sure

The movie was meh. Pikachu is unironically the only good character.

What about my boy Psyduck?

Movie ruined him. He looks creppy as fuck

He would make a good onahole. Imagine Pikachu shocking your balls as you shoot the biggest load you ever did inside his tight asshole.

This user knows whats up.

Psyduck is better

Nah but I would definitely pipe Mr. Mime
8====D O:

I'd give Pikapool a headpat.

>pikachu
It was a grown man in the body of a pikachu. Not even a pikachu.

He was always creepy.
His introduction in a pink lighted alleyway made me think he was a prostitute.

Hot. Imagine mindbreaking an old man in the body of a Pikachu and turning him into your little cumdump.

cage permanently for those criminal dance moves?
sure

that's a bit gay

I hate the part where his nose crinkles up

they did his model and animation super well if nothing else

Nothing gay about completely dominating another male.

Why is he so cute bros?

that's a little bit gay
like 80% gay

Then take his place as my cumdump so it's only 5% gay.

you don't want none a this big boy I'll bite your dick and fist your bp while slapping your balls back and forth

Sounds good

Would you?

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thread smells of teens and plebbit

Oh my God he's so adorable.

It does now that you are here, yes.

pikachu looks like a walking damp rag

Unf~

Would I what, nigger? Fuck you in the ass while pikachu dances on top of your twink tears? stop asking stupid questions you whore. go back to the kitchen.

>le funny Ryan Reynolds voice
>plot about nigger looking for absent father and fucking a coalburner
Why would you watch this? There's more pokemon anime shit than you will have time to watch already.

I'm just putting this out there, If I had a machamp as a lifting buddy I'd be in the gym every day.

Because it's the first time you see Pokemon well animated.

I'm going to watch it just to spite you.

reaction pics
ugly pokemons you mean. Pikachu and Mr Mime are the only well made mdoels

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His look reminds me of Kill La Kill. There's totally some Ryuko in there.

because i want to see takeuchi on the big screen

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Don't pretend the fat pokemon in the 3D games are any better.

looks fine to me

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>the diffraction of light on the edge of his silhouette
>the giggling fat in all the right places

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Adaptation of a videogame.
this thread belongs to Yea Forums

Snorlax is tired all the time because he's the fat bald man equivalent in pokemon porn.

Delete this perverted crap.

Same twist as the game? Detective Pika is just the kids Dad with amnesia?

Literally never seen Snorlax fucking a pokegirl.

because this site is reddt and newfags

>>plot about nigger looking for absent father
That sounds absolutely based and redpilled

Got that right amount of sag and chunk on that belly mmmmmm