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I'd Ara her ara, if you catch my drift.
>now mature lady to tenderly handle my dick while saying this
ora~ ora~
My, my~
Japan cakes will always be my go to choice.
Kill yourself
Ufufu~
What's the perfect age for cakes?
30
t. 25
>cakes
I have bad news for you
This is nonsense!
>I'll never be Akkun
I'm 32. I am now older than optimal cakes and ara ara~ are the same age as me. Life is a nightmare and I cannot wake up.
Nothing wrong with younger aras.
user part of the appeal of the ara is that they're older.
You're just in denial
Office cakes!
I feel your pain.
Just be yourself and get your own cute cake!
2D cakes are cuter of course and doesnt smell like sweat after hours.
But sweaty swamp asses is the best part.
MOMMY
Reminder that cakes are the go to for desperate beta males. Real chads go for quality women with feminine and domestic characteristics like Funabori
Why does she have condoms in her drawer?
Hee-Hee~
A friend of my is 32 and has a girlfriend that is 40 and divorced.
Does that count?
same age and ara aras never give me the time of day
>Kaguya ara aras in her first episode
>watch the rest of the show hoping she'll do it again
>she doesn't
This is a cruel world of pain and misery and I can only hope the afterlife holds some chance for something better
She looks like she fucks little boys
You don't?
if I'll ever hear those words irl I'll probably just explode
you're just gay
youtu.be
Bang!
is there a full version of the segment starting at 0:18?
>ara aras trying to fuck me
no way fag.exe
>that akeno ufufu at 0:09
Akkun is so lucky to get lovingly molested by all those girls every fucking day, especially Ayaka. Literally built for reverse rape.
But what if there is a motherly cakes that could raise a son like a normal nom should be ?, i know several of them
Female with those qualities are usually on cake age. You'll just find annoyance in highschool girls
the queen of ara aras
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faggot CONFIRMED
For the turn-on when she says not to use them.
Hey, I turned on now
>works even when it's just in text form
a true power move
Ara ara~
Is it better to have an ara ara~ housewife or to be the housewife(male)?
Of course being a housewife (male) is much better especially when your wife's boss fucks her in the office, right on the table with papers about her promotion
I'd be fine with either honestly. Assuming she stays loyal and doesn't ditch you for being a houseman, but this is 2D so they are perfect and won't do that.
>Office cakes!
I say yes!
>Posts an ugly chestlet
Fuck off kid fucker.
>INB4 chestlets aren't kids!
Fuck off kid fucker.
Then why don't they found a husband earlier?
>Links to a shit thread with less than 10 replies
It was so wrong that no one even tried to argue. The OP of that thread was so retarded that the collective manhood of Yea Forums just ignored his retardation.
>skirt, pantyhose and sneakers
I didn't know I'd like that so much.
ora rora version when?
>no one even tried to argue
More like no one can't came up with good arguments so instead they just cry while holding their dicks
>gets to bang the milf till the daughters tits and ass fill out
"Unmarried anime females over the age of 25 are all un-motherly" is a fucktarded premise.
Cake armpits
Cake ass
Cake legs
I want to put frosting on this cake, if you catch my drift.
>why didn't they marry earlier?
>usually portrayed as loud and drunk
Come on, don't just resort to ad hominem
Do you want this cake, ahem, cum-caked?
Sounds like a cool wife to me.
Having the same boring ass school girl is for people who are insecure. Rather have a hot ass wife I can drink with.
>He actually thinks this
Buddy prefering a woman over a girl isn't weird.
Come on, in this case you're the man, the father. Is that a wise choice choosing a woman like that to raise your child?
Will Index be a good wife and mother or will she turn into a crazy cake like Lola?
The former I guess
>find hmanga or doujin with a hot milf on the cover
>it's fucking shotashit
when will it end?
y-yeah ikr? eww
Don't forget to read proper cake doujins!
either that or NTR
even the fictional worlds in this world suck
Sequel when Regura.
Yes. Parents that have a good relationship with each other raise better kids than the ones where momma and daddy don't get along.
I also prefer a woman that tried to make something of her self instead of a passive housewife that leaches of her hubby.
The more I think about it the more I see a cake as the best option.
>Kyoanus would ends if your shit mocvies dont go well
>Still no Cake /MILF focused SOL show
Fuck i gonna Nuke Kyoani
How well do JKs and oneechans factor into the Ara Ara paradigm?
Fuck Kyoanus, the best cake show was made by Trigger.
>164 cm
>Big tiddies
Fuck yeah
it's usually associated with more mature women but all of them should ara ara regardless of that
They factor more into the "makes my dick rock hard" paradigm
>saying things like this even if you're a level 50 virgin
oh user
iqdb, google and yandex give me nothing. Could you tell me the source, please?
more of this now
Oyakodon.
I think I read that one but I don't remember anymore if the daughter joins back in towards the end or not
Half your age plus 7 dude. That's your strike zone's lower limit. You can still bag yourself a 23yo.
>tfw 27
I'm gonna learn Japanese and start working out. By the time I'm your age I want to travel to Japan and become a DILF.
they are surprisingly more okay with it than you'd think, too. I'm mostly around girls in their early twenties and not one of them rejected me based on my age (30 btw)
Why do older ladies always have perfect bodies? Is it to attract young males to mate with?
they need to make up for their lack of youth
I hate Oyakodon, it always tricks me when I'm looking for momcest on the panda.
I need to breed.
it will only take a year to get into dilf status. people are attracted to noob gains
Maybe, but I'm kind of fat which needs to go too. Visible abs are a long way off.
And it'll take longer than a year to learn Japanese to a reasonable degree anyway. Plus I have yet to develop people skills and conquer my autism.
For a mess like myself I think I'll need 5 years to turn things around.
I want to tongue bath her and taste her sweat.
>tfw so tall that progress hardly shows
I did go to 1/2/3/4 and I still didn't look any better than ottermode.
What is happening here exactly?
>tfw no cute cake that takes creepshots of you and masturbates to them
>asstolfo night
Ara ara taking a young boy to a love hotel
Old lady using her charms to catch herself a young mate.
Some little nigga is about to experience the amazon position and a reverse mating press.
>reverse mating press
I'm 24 and I'm dating a woman who is 48. AMA
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Death by snu snu soon
I want a woman like that to sit on my face.
She is probably only 170 cm tall only which counts as a giantess for Japan
175 cm
But yeah
>exact same height as me
An ara ara kidnapping an amputee shota.
The only legitimately tall fate girl is Quetz
Mommy hips make my dick explode.
What are you, a hobbit?
What's with these stupid half-gloves?
And where can I find more?
>draw a girl on her 20s with gigantic boobs
>call her a OL
Fucking retarded shits
No, just Australian
Do you know what OL is?
Mother fenrir or something. It's a new translated isekai(?) manga.
Orc Lord?
Mommies are for shota.
What would a yandere OL be like?
Perfection?
>162 cm
>called sweet and cute by the ara aras
>can never get mommy'd
Life is depressing.
Life is cruel.
Life is pain.
well look at the tall person here
Mommies are for me
Open Library?
>162
Holy shit, put on a cute dress already, you pathetic excuse of a man
>tfw 170 cm
Do you guys think you are tall or something? Tall starts from 180
I think user is referring that because he is so short ara aras would like him more
>180
Manlet. 190 master race here
148.. no ara aras ever looked at me
Why does this make me hard
This is your new boss.
You also need to meet certain levels of attractiveness, fatty
I;m thinking about thos beans
Is this Comaku.
ararararararagi-kun?
If it means I can keep my job
>ywn have 3P with not 1 but TWO XMAS CAKE
living is pain.
heh 40kg bitch
Imagine...
I mean come on, you don't have to be a uber manslut to understand that men have responsibilities on their actions. It'll be too late when your fetal alcohol syndrome baby being born
>Onee chan
>Daughter
user
THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS!
I so wish irl cakes looked anything like anime cakes
But some of them do
My b didn't read, my eyes just went straight to the tits
What is the easiest way for an older lady to catch a young boy and marry him? Asking for an aunt.
>tfw no tall muscular, big tittied fat assed female former orc lord gf that has become an OL in the modern world
I hear trains are a good hunting ground.
Age really isn’t a big factor.
It’s mostly down to looks.