Is this how megucas reproduce?
Is this how megucas reproduce?
No, this is.
Cute.
tfw I will never luminous with Homura chan
Best OTP
>tfw I started this ship years ago
>people carry on my tradition without me, even if it's falseflag/irony
Is he finally gone?
Based
It's weird how I used to feel dread looking at this picture, knowing what was coming.
Now it's gone. The nightmare is over, and it's just a cute picture again.
megucas reproduce by raping cocks
If Madoka is a god now, can she impregnate Homura in an immaculate conception?
>falseflag/irony
I don't think you know what either of those words mean.
oh how wrong you were
There's nothing immaculate about it.
IPS cells
Saki is fucking degenerate trash
she's god, she could impregnate everyone in the world or get pregnant by everyone in the world
our genitals lie in the palm of her hand
She's a classical pantheistic goddess, which means she is confined to the limits of the phenomena she embodies. I think she could only influence genitals as a matter of purification.
Purify the semen out my balls
Only if it would otherwise spawn witches.
Oh it'd spawn something alright
>immaculate
There’s no need for that.
I could pour my semen into magical girls until they fall into despair
Either that or ensure all my daughters become magical girls
no. they have sex with men.
The fanfiction bot has spoken
I love HomuSaya without a hint of irony user. I consider the ship to be just second to KyoHomu.
What's going through Homura's head in that image?
Why did you start shipping it?
Immaculate conception actually refers to the roman catholic belief that God prevented the original sin of mankind from being passed on to Mary when she was conceived, thus making her totally free of all sins. But everyone thinks it means the virgin birth of Christ.
No one is ever truly gone
>tfw I started this ship years ago
you're an idiot if you actually think this
It'd be interesting if it was possible to find out who the first Homusaya shipper was and know their reasoning for it
>goddamnit not again
A bullet
Are you a cute girl?
But why would she want to shoot herself?
Thinking about how Sayaka's massive sword is pressing against her.
what did homura in that timeline so madoka end up like this?
She choked on Sayaka's massive sword
This.
The bubbles are just Madoka's imagination. They're her fears about becoming a meguca.
>sayaka on top
Nope.
This looks legit
>sayaka will never let you spit-shine her huge sword
Why live
I feel you man. I'm so jealous of Kyouko and Homura.
Hot! What's this, male Syaka?
No look at her boobies
Then why the boner? Is it futa?
That's my guess. Can you read it?
Oh, is it also the same futa artist?
>male
Yuck. Obviously it's a magical dick.
Yeh
Bro relationship is best relationship
By me
Cursed ship
It's so fucking insane how genuinely mentally ill you are, !Akemi.
Like, Jesus Christ, there is so much wrong with you and you spend literally hours and hours talking to yourself because you just can't cope with the fact everyone hates you. So you try to passive aggressively attack people.
Do you really think people can't tell how you have never ONCE actually given proof or reasoning that "ack" is real or what "he" does wrong?
>xddd lol OTHER PEOPLE LOLOLOLO
No, !Akemi. You are literally the only person who posts crack shit like this. No one "carries on" your "tradition". You are so fucking desperate to think you started some "meme".
Swich swish
Nom nom nom
Cute
>years ago
Unless by years ago you mean within the first month of airing I think there was already fanart with that ship around that time.
Even if someone here did start it I doubt any of the Japs drawing it would've seen it.
It's so fucking insane how genuinely mentally ill you are, !Akemi. Like, Jesus Christ, there is so much wrong with you and you spend literally hours and hours talking to yourself because you just can't cope with the fact everyone hates you. So you try to passive aggressively attack people. Do you really think people can't tell how you have never ONCE actually given proof or reasoning that "ack" is real or what "he" does wrong?
>xddd lol OTHER PEOPLE
No, !Akemi. You are literally the only person who posts crack shit like this. No one "carries on" your "tradition". You are so fucking desperate to think you started some "meme".
And as always, !Akemi. It's obvious that every single one of these posts is yours.
>Miki Mountain
I choked on my drink laughing damn it
>16 hours ago
>59 replies
I don't need the archive to know
for every hand holding consumed with love a magician girl borns
it's not, surprisingly.
It's no laughing matter, that thing sent Homura to the infirmary.
It's so fucking insane how genuinely mentally ill you are, !Akemi. Like, Jesus Christ, there is so much wrong with you and you spend literally hours and hours talking to yourself because you just can't cope with the fact everyone hates you. So you try to passive aggressively attack people. Do you really think people can't tell how you have never ONCE actually given proof or reasoning that "ack" is real or what "he" does wrong?
>xddd lol OTHER PEOPLE
No, !Akemi. You are literally the only person who posts crack shit like this. No one "carries on" your "tradition". You are so fucking desperate to think you started some "meme".
And as always, !Akemi. It's obvious that every single one of these posts is yours.
Yeah, even when !Akemi gets no replies at all he still obsessively refuses to let go of his threads or stop talking to himself because this is LITERALLY all he has in his life.
Yeah, it's official art, and it does nothing to support your shipping cancer.
>that thing sent Homura to the infirmary.
God i wish that were me
You are just so genuinely mentally ill.
Why do you care so much about just replying for the sake of replying. Why are you so fucked in the head you can't just hold rational discussion.
Why do you care so much about being the fun police? You are literally getting mad at perfectly rule-abiding posts. If you don't like them, hide them and move on.
What happens is two megucas rub their van-de-graafs together and a small meguca appears the next morning covered in rose petals and tea leaves.
No rest for the wicked
This is how it works.
Homura won't be able to walk for the rest of the day.
>there will never be another anime as epic as madoka
>I choked
So did Homura
>Homura will never give you a foot tease
feels bad man
More like suffocate. She'd be struggling to breathe not even halfway in, throat reflexively gagging and rippling around such a huge obstruction. That thing would stretch out her neck so tightly you'd see every phallic detail of Sayaka's fleshy mass. If Homura could swallow that huge sword without passing out, I would salute her with respect.
Obviously a kid would have trouble taking Sayaka, but what about a grown man like yourself?
The only thing that I ship Homura with is a bullet traveling towards her skull at muzzle velocity.
Good thing she can stop time
They don't even have to breathe though.
Homura is a fictional magical girl, so she'll be okay, probably. A normal person would literally die. Do not try to swallow huge swords in real life, unless you're a professional.
I think they might, but magic will stop any damage from lack of oxygen. So they'd probably still react and suffocate until they pass out. Then wake up moments later still desperate for air and suffocate more intensely.
Do liches need to breathe?
It's alright.