Goblin Slayer

You already are...

I'll never understand why people believe this shit about the middle ages.

>wanting to be a goblin in the setting called goblin slayer

Goblins and Trolls have been raping women for a long time before GS.
It is classic fantasy. Goblins and Trolls represent barbarians that rape and pillage villages. It is easier to explain to kids that they are just monsters outside the village.
"Would you want to be the average woman in medieval times"
wasn't easy for men either. You were considered property and were kidnapped and forced to fight till death or they would kill your family and village.

I'll become a champion or lord and have my human intelligence

>they would kill your family and village.
literally who cares? What do you get from that relationship anyways back then?

You wouldn't care if your wife and children were killed?

Not everyone comes from a shit family like yours.

How did you know I was American?

Good fucking luck taking care of your menstrual IN MEDIEVAL AGE

In medieval times? Nah, totally expendable. I could move 5 ft to the left and find another backwater shitpit with a fuckable woman.
Maybe if I was married to an educated wench but then there's no way I'd be a war slave given the socioeconomic implications

Thats what pregnancy is for.

user, how do you think women took care of menstruation back then?

Also this is a fantasy setting with magic.

Well in GS world they have panties and icecream so it's not a stretch to think they don't have tampons or pads

Without modern menstrual product to make them comfortable. They would do nothing but suffer.
Oh yeah, try to make thing better with that type of limited magic casting per day.

Like i said, good fucking luck.
Only masochists want to go goblin slayer world with that kind of setting, bonus points for wanting to be a girl

>how do you think women took care of menstruation back then?
Leeches.

>champion or lord
You will still get killed by an autistic faggot. There is a smart way
>be male human
>give female adventurers goblin tasks
>trick and drug them
>keep them in your dungeon
>put the blame on goblins

they probably have potions that can stop menstruation. Its what, a Life 1 effect? Maybe 2?

Assuming the ships from India got through.

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Would it be that bad if the goblins didn't harm you besides raping you?

>just rape
>no harm
user...seriously?

Goblin Slayer is like the only manga to depict goblin rape to my knowledge besides Re: Monster but i'm not sure if that one really counts.

Well typically people don't die to being raped.
>besides
I put that word there for a reason. Please read more carefully.

As long as you don't get them to stab you to death you'd be relatively fine. It'd still be constant rape for breeding though

In my lucid dreams, I saved Monk Girl right after this scene, just before the Goblin penis could penetrate her.

It was nice.

Berserk

Well ok but besides Berserk since Berserk has done everything it seems including horse rape.

I don't remember Berserk having bug rape.

I'm wondering, but is there any notable manga out there starring an ugly abomination who is actually good at heart? And no, Overlord doesn't count.

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In terms of writing/depth, Berserk is a Pokemon-tier shonen compared to Goblin Slayer's Monster-tier seinen.

Honestly if the little fucks didn't have to be so violent with their captives and possibly kill them why not? I'd imagine any female willingly given herself to them and increasing their numbers would get anything she wanted that they could provide

with the way how they are depicted in GS hell fucking no

By far the best moments in this franchise are the rape scenes. Why did the writer have to put this anti-rapist in to ruin the fun? Why not increase the rape?

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All those reincarnated as a monster LNs?

It's nice to see the anime upped her breast size, but I find the lack of nipples disturbing. Such a nice pair of tits.

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I don't think any manga has bug rape except for that one scene in that giant insect island manga but it's feels less rapey and more snuff when you know the insects are just depositing their eggs in the orifices of living hosts.

That other skeleton isekai doesn't get painted a monster though. I suppose slime counts, but he didn't make people fear him from first impression. I'm thinking of something that is hideous like pic-related but only misunderstood

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You are a fucking idiot if you think that.
Berserk was absolutely brilliant. It fell off now and lost its direction. But it was written with a ton of knowledge of ancient wars and great philosophy behind it.

I think Fate/stay had some bug rape. ;)

It if not rape if she wants it.

More rape when?

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>I think Fate/stay had some bug rape. ;)
I'm well aware that hentai doujins and mangas have a decent amount of that user but I wasn't counting those.

>Berserk was absolutely brilliant.
Do not ever reply to me again, Redditor.

Yes.
My friends and I would easily kill goblins.

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So they actually had internet and air-con?

yes

It's better to have a life as a merchant.

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typically people get hurt from being raped.

Yea except that giving birth every year isnt really fun for most women.

>is monk class
>doesn't have crowd control skill
What's she good for?

Kono suba has air con at least.

Rape.

Every girl here is only made for rape. As soon as that shitty MC gets killed off, there will be lots of rape.

Why are female adventurers allowed to hunt goblins? Isn't this a gaping flaw in the premise?

god I wish that was me

spice were expensive as fuck at that time so no.

take your bread and eat it, user

Then you are just a clerk in a fantasy setting.

Nice being a literal NPC.

Ironically the short rape scenes in this anime are better than the low quality hentais that get produced these days.

I would give anything to be a little adventurer girl with tiny smelly feet getting destroyed by goblin peen. Don't test me

No, its their own fault if they get raped.

They still had local herbs.

Even Orcbolg had a training arc that could break someone mind.
The fuck did this asspull do to get that power? Toggle debug mode?

Tell me about your traumatic experiences user.

"talent"

Given that the rapist is often unconcerned with the welfare of the victim, there is often tearing at the vagina.

This is why medieval era fantasy is shit.

Dude spices only really appeared after colonialism started and ships full of spices were worth as much as ships full of gold. This shit was for the richest.

What about local spices

Priestess seems fine during her period. Then again she is a better medic than Lizardman.

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This is just the cliche stuff otaku get off to

>

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Lots of people get off to rape user

Brehs, imagine how tight her butt and how strong her legs must be. Made for leglocking

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God I wish that were me

>Tung out
you know she enjoyed herself

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hahaha i fucking love that pic, good job user

Did the goblins do her ass too?

They do dead chicks, pretty sure the other hole is fair game.

I want to be a male adventurer in a female goblin world

So Konosuba then?

If after my death I was offered to be reborn in GSworld, I would probably agree just to have one more shot at life. I would be better at staying alive than most of the rookies too.
And this is a world of magic and miracles, where every girl is beautiful and man handsome. I could probably have some fun, maybe even race change into an elf and turn male, or at least grow a dick and become futa.

Depends is there futa ?

Adult attack.

God yes. because I fantasize about being raped a lot

Go back to your own thread, Lalatina.

Spices to cover up the taste of spoiled meat.

God priestess is so perfect. I love her.

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s-shut up

This is a glorious Goblin Slayer thread. Go back to losing your adulterous MC's bowl.

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But female adventurers in GS world have death immunity, They only get raped.

But aren't goblin penises small? Maybe the hob goblin I could see tearing but regular goblins?

When will Priestess visits Monk Girl? It's been two years already.

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Just because gobbo peener can be small doesn't mean you can easily take being raped with a baby cucumber.

>local
>spices
kek

It depends. Churches had entire gardens where monks would grow seasonings such as rosemary to be used in the kitchen. But even they originally came over as imports from the east.

What for? They barely knew each other. How would their conversation go?

If I was I wouldn't want to be as big a weakling as monk girl was. Like, what the shit, there's all sorts of women in GS that could kill a Hob, but she's throwing out kicks like toddler on a tantrum. Get your shit together girl. Or at least use a weapon god damn.

Just so Priestess can settle the matter. I imagine she'd be crushed if Monk were to suddenly go on an episode without having visited her at least once.

That body is just asking to be gobbed

>unwashed goblin dick
Imagine the taste

With that tongue out it looks like she rather enjoyed the taste.

This is probably the most retarded thing I've seen in years. The absolute state of Yea Forums.

So, what would they talk about?
>Uhm, hello Monk Girl, how have you been?
>My name is Fighter.
>Uh, sorry. So, what have you been doing since, you know...
>Since our party got completely wiped out and I was sullied?
>Uhm...
>Nothing much really. I just got an abortion and then I attended the funeral of the other two. Sadly, I don't remember that well because I suddenly had a panic attack.
>...
>Hm, enough about me, what you've been up to?
>Oh, you remember that gentleman who rescued us... me... in a timely fashion? I joined him and we formed a party! Look, I even got promoted. We had so many adventures and made friends along the way. There were, of course, times when things went awry and we had a hard time. Like when Ogre...
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HARD TIME. IT WAS YOUR FAULT WE LOST. IF WE GOT COMPETENT HEALER, THE WIZARD WOULD LIVE. IF WIZARD LIVED, SHE WOULD SAVE WARRIOR. EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE IS A HELL AND YOU DARE TO ASK ME HOW AM I DOING? DID YOU EXPECT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU? THAT I WOULD THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND NEVER RETURN, YOU WHORE. YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF THEM.

So long as I stay away from goblins, sure.

Both the sage and the sword saint are thirsty as fuck but both are autistic and only want a man either stronger or smarter than them.

Hey, it's closure.

90% of the characters are girls. They need more guys

Priestess barely knows Negima & Noble Fencer, & she did so well for them.
>How would their conversation go?
I don't know, she's the one with high charisma. Just talk about dragons or something & next thing you know she suddenly wants to become dragon slayer.

You know, this very question you just asked is one of the biggest proofs of Goblin Slayer's SHIT writing.

Exactly.

WHY on Earth would women decide to be adventurers in this world? There's much much less incentive than in the real medieval world, or in anime based on depictions of the the medieval world.

You are not only weaker and more prone to panicking, you have a very very high % chance of becoming a Goblin rape slave.

That's why Cow Girl is the only good female character in the entire series. Best written and definitely the smartest female.

I think DS also has a high charisma stat too, but no one really talks about it.

Jesus, you can fit the bag of dildos you regularly ream yourself with into spacing this wide.

>Triggered Redditor

I space like that

To avoid having you Redditcucks think

That

I

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Am you friend

That's the point, you absolute doofus. The gods created their world and infested it with every fantasy trope possible because they are unimaginative shit tier role players. There is a lot of female adventurers not because it is realistic but because strong female characters are cool. even the gobs are created only to spite one player who constantly created Mare Sues.
Keep your faggotry in moderation, please.

Based Yea Forums Chad

Emasculated Reddit numale

It's called magic, something that didn't exist in our world.
The men can cut off the arm of a giant? Well, the girl is loved by god and can evaporates the whole thing.

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Cringe & cuccked

So says the redditspacer.
Nah, they get tortured to death too if goblins are feeling especially bored.

>IF WE GOT COMPETENT HEALER, THE WIZARD WOULD LIVE
She is right, she should for a refund.

>killing her own children

Gobbing was too good for that incompetent slut.

>Healers who don't carry antidotes.
Why even bother healing then.

>Priestess touched that
She counts as used goods now.

Movies

>can only cast 3 magic per day
May as well buy 3 potions

People seem to think that the most dangerous adventures are when characters are high level and slaying dragons. But that isn't true in the slightest. The most dangerous time for a spellcaster is when they are level 1. They have almost nothing for hit points, terrible armor class, only a handful of spells, and one unlucky crit can kill them. The trade-off, of course, is that when you get higher in level you become a god that can summon forth meteors from the sky, resurrect the dead, teleport across dimensions, or level an entire city.

Caster at her rank normally can only cast once though.

If they got a competent rogue instead of 2 warriors, most of the bullshit wouldn't have happened either.
But then they were underequipped and basically YOLO'd in a creature nest.
Ultimately the fault relies on the guild not giving a basic "10 stupid shits you shouldn't do as an adventurer" course for newbies

>Getting potato'd for a little rape
Pathetic.

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>Priestess finally decides to visit monk, but ask GS to accompany her.
>They find her in the refuge, but is completely broken.
>In fact, all the girls there are even more broken.
>Priestess divination skill start to sound like crazy.
>She and GS investigate, they discover that the whole place is a set up to use rape victims as sex slaves for rich people.
>Priestess and GS lose it and kill the ones in charge, calling them goblins.

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>The one in charge was the Goblin's daughter.

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Why would rich people want to fuck goblin leftovers?

No. Goblins are trash. I couldn't be satisfied unless I was being gangbanged by orcs.

You deserve the cyclops and giants.

They are already scum, they don't care about details.

Excellent.

Also, the singular is cyclops. A group is a cornucopia of cyclopes.

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Thanks for the info. Learn something new every day on the goblin rape threads.

>using one extreme measure
What, are they gonna roofie him?

The mage in priestess’s first group gets killed by stabbing in literally the first chapter

I will enjoy her rape scene

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Try reading your own posts sometimes then.

>He thinks the Superman of the GS world is going to get raped.

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Reminder - if Goblins existed IRL, the Jew controlled media and the emasculated Pisstress loving Redditcucks would constantly whiteknoight the goblins.

>People seem to think
Nobody does, strawman.

they are going to get captured by goblins and become part of their harem, and for him to come saving them.

Did you miss the part where the entire setting is a D&D match and Haruhi was the lucky character with the rolls and GS the weird one that simply ignored his rolls?

How many fucking anons completely miss the fact thay GS world is a living D&D game played by jerkass gods?

>censored nipples

Is just the OP being gay or did they seriously censor the Monk girl's nipples in later versions of the official manga?

The free online version in ganganonline.com is censored

Who cares if you're a woman? you will eventually become slave of some goblin brigade and you will be able to live without worries other than the occasional mandatory service that you've to provide to the goblins, no work to do nor chores and no responsibilities, just sit and spread the legs every now and then when a gob feels like going for a ride. If you don't resist, living with them will be as easy as breathing.

What if a supergob shows up? they're getting stronger every day, it wouldn't be surprising to see something as powerful as her, later.

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Isn't there a panel in this of Goblins forcing women to suck their dick?

Tomoko's weak as shit, he hass all the strength of a wet noodle.
Seriously though, I won't be surprised if the story goes on to make that goblin dragonrider a reality.

The next demon lord should be a gobbo, so there's no choice for the hero other than fighting 1v1. Then, Orcbolg shows up while she's getting drilled and finishes him off.

Can I rape you user?

They need to STOP IT!

>peener

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>condemning someone for killing inhuman offspring guaranteed to be chaotic evil

Except gobs' rapeslaves don't live all that long. Gobs breed fast and don't need to care for their breeding sows much at all. Enjoy your diet of fresh gobcum for a couple days until they torture you to death or strap you onto a shield for shits & giggles.

>cropped

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Goblins make valuable contributions to the adventurers' cultural enrichment. Roasties should be proud they mother goblins.

which one, the one where he turns into a ghoul or the manhwa?

better than being a male adventurer
female adventurers can get saved if they fuck up a goblin quest
male adventurers just get killed and eaten

>Without modern menstrual product to make them comfortable. They would do nothing but suffer.
you've been completely brainwashed

That's because they resist and enrage the gobs, if they just relax and try to enjoy it they will live longer.

I only see men here. Post a better picture.

Yes.

I took it from here.
mangakakalot.com/chapter/hgj2047065412/chapter_1
There are also nipples which we were denied by a raging faggot who is OP.

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The only good goblin slayer chapter.

>spices only really appeared after colonialism
Whew, I wish I were this ignorant of history too.
>Spices classified as coriander, fennel, juniper, cumin, garlic and thyme are named in 1550 BCE Egyptian papyri for their specific health effects.
>Sumerian clay tablets dating from the 3rd millennium BCE mention various plants, including thyme. King Merodach-baladan II (721-710 BC) of Babylonia grew many spices and herbs (Ex: cardamom, coriander, garlic, thyme, saffron, and turmeric).
>Many Eastern spices like pepper, cassia, cinnamon, and ginger were imported by the ancient Greeks. Hippocrates... wrote many treatises on medicinal plants including saffron, cinnamon, thyme, coriander, mint, and marjoram. One of the most important Greek medicinal spices was used as early as the 7th century BCE and was known as Silphium, a plant that went extinct in the 1st century CE.

I want to see her get gobbed for the reactions alone.

Me on the left.

Downside is you might get stabbed to death

And this is....Goblin Slayer.

Lefty pls gtfo.

>There are also nipples which we were denied by a raging faggot who is OP.

?

>BCE
>CE

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Since when does she use bladed weapons?

It's copied from Wikipedia. Sue me.

On Mangakalot, they didn't erase the Monk Girl nipples in the rape scene.
They've met him already and no, he isn't the one. He is painfully average or worse.

>another day has come
>still no side story about cyberpunk Erufu and the descendant of Goblin Slayer hunting corporate goblins and ruining their AdventurerGate underworld female trafficking rings

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Are there goblins in Shadowrun?

Yes. And they're a retarded kind of vampire dwarves

Imagine dying by something other than a goblin.

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That was a strange juxtaposition when she died. You had the cute/sexy pantyshot with her mangled corpse.

The dense asshole Priestess version is better.
>Hey, long time no see, it's been two years huh? Sorry, I can't visit sooner, really busy, with uhh.. stuff.
>....
>Like adventuring, oh I have lot of great adventures with my wonderful & strong party.
>......
>All of them are great, oh you remember the helmeted one? He is the famous Goblin Slayer & my main partner. He even says he's looking forward adventuring with me & the one that invited me to come with him.
>.....
>... How are you doing anyway?
>I hate you.

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>You had the cute/sexy pantyshot with her mangled corpse.
Pic?

Pic
That thread was good

Go home Wine Merchant, Red Scarlet just turn your whole plantation into zombie-land.

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There was that monologue in the episode before the farm raid. The camera focused on Haruhi and her party when it got to "Heroes fail..." and I'm pretty sure that's foreshadowing.

What, not before they even rip her clothes off? Good dream still. Count me in.

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The point of the first chapters laid out the concept that most adventurers turn out fine, live/survive through their early encounters and move on to bigger/better things, so you'd probably still have an even or better chance of doing just fine. The story is filled with a bunch of other high level females after all. It's just that we see all the failures and fuckups since the story follows Goblin Slayer

She was so cute, what went wrong?

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This. Rape scenes with girls who seemingly can't possibly be defeated are the very best.

Which thread was it? I think I missed it.

Somone needs to do a MacGyver themed goblin slayer amv.

She met him.

No u

She needs to grow at the minimum size for healthy breeding with her autistic & minimalist husband.

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only if you are handsome

The child bears no sin. The one who aborts it is the sinner.

Easy, I would just be impregnated constantly.

Period cramps are peanuts compared to Middle Age childbirths. The only reason why the average lifespan of a medieval person is about 40 or something is not because they keeled over once they become old enough to be your dad, but because there were that many dead babies and death by childbirths mucking up the stats.

>not preparing your body by a lifetime of child labor, squating in the fields, promoting pelvic flexibility and sustaining the crop of your honorable father’s household simultaneously
My body is ready.

You're a brave one. Have an awakened Priestess.

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Who is her husband?
LP? Dwarf? Or maybe Lancer?

The fact that the nuns' hair are not covered by their habits is sacrilegious.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

I want priestess to bully me and step on me!

Priestess is cute! cute!

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The author, or at least his self insert.

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Dwarf then, it's the only fat character.

Kek

Not enough katanas.

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The majority of Western and Eastern Europe where middle ages settings are doesn't have air con today. The climate doesn't require it. It gets extremely hot for a few weeks in mid summer and extremely cold for a few weeks in winter, the rest of the year it is temperate.

Spices were expensive but food in general was better because it was fresher and organic. People also had local alternatives to imported spices, it isn't as if cooks just thought 'fuck it we are in the medieval period we don't have to try'. Britain didn't have chilli's but we still had horseradish and mustard. Sugar wasn't widely available but honey and fruit preserves added sweetness.

Pretty sure The hero is more like an NPC created by the DM and GS is a character rolled by a player.

That's the way it is in WN. Priestess & GS is the only two with real player. The rest is just NPCs created for the story sake.
That's why their name in WN is just Priestess & Goblin Slayer, the rest have their own name based on the expy (Aki Mikado, Chihiro, etc).

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It's Firebrand. Ironically, this thing actually wipes out every goblins in his area.

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I'd rather be a male adventurer and fuck some female adventurers.

>I'd imagine any female willingly given herself to them and increasing their numbers would get anything she wanted that they could provide
why would they pay for something they can just take?

they just use cloth. its no different than a modern tampon.

a true hero

Unless you're talking about fucking Samarkand and not Europe then your foods going to be shit. Spices are there to take the taste of shit out. Only good food Yurop had was grilled meats and that was expensive.

Everything else was a mishmash of "brown" porridge or weird shit the nobility had like mixing fish with sweets. Unfortunately as an adventurer you probably wouldn't be able to eat grilled meats everyday so enjoy your shit beer and stale bread.

Castle flooring was composed of of straw with rotten food, human excrement and fluids as well as their dogs beneath the recently added layers.

That's the nobility. Imagine being a peasant or working class shithead at the time. Might as well choose feudal Japan because they at least kept themselves cleaner than Europeans.

She's still cute.

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It was the draw thread general

She most definitely is

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Elf spent half of an entire chapter naked as she woke up and restrung her bow before doing laundry.

>taking the opinion of racist peasants

Erufu is the cutest

I dont remember that in the manga.

Brand New Day chapter 8

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Rude, the author is not a peasant.

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What you have to understand is the author is Japanese, and therefore blonde lolis are a bit like the seraphim he wishes he had impregnated. Whereas I and I hope many of the readers are European, and the elf is our ancestral fantastical boner factory. Therefore the difference between a nip and a white man is preference over one or the other.

>clingy rats
bleh

>Liking Priestess makes you a fat nip
>Liking Erufu, Yuropean

What about CG, GG and SM?

>CG
Clearly slavic, due to her resemblance of a primal fertility goddess on a diet
>GG
Probably Indian, since she's a prim and proper british clerk lady
>SM
Big tits, childish mentality, blackened womb and broken mind. Clearly an American woman and clearly for Americans.

What? European love Aryan, how many Greek goddess has pointy ears?

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I guess I'll be changing my name to Apu.

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Do not dispute my hard science with your fringe theories user. This is undisputable fact.

Sorry user, but the modern elf is just watered down fairy. Pointy ears is associated with feral/mischief creatures in old folklore. Like werewolf, satyr & GOBLIN.
Blue eyes is always enchanting, partly because the color blue is so rare in living creatures.

Blue eyes are a defective gene and blue eyed people are psychopaths with no emotions besides lust, anger and self-pity.

Most brown-eyed people in Europe were originally blue-eyed as babies; blue eyes were considered rare because it wasn't very often that blue eyes persist into adulthood.

Yes, normally puberty and the soul entering the body ensure that the malfeasance of the blue eye and all its sins are washed away. But those whose mothers were sleep-raped by Satan are born with blue eyes and blue-eyed mongrels remain. And they also piss themselves.

It's ok goblin lord, she still prays for your soul.

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>Female Knight.

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>Like werewolf, satyr & GOBLIN.
Don't you dare.

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pillar men

That image gives me a heart boner every time.

While Haruhi fells like a NPC Goblin Slayer feels like a GMPC created solely to teach players like Priestess how to optimally use their sheets

Haruhi feels like the bitchy feminazi the DM smacks to rolling an invincible Mary Sue and being fed encounters her overlooted ass and sheet tailored by the group's token minmaxer can just breeze through.

You can feel the salt in this post.

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You can smell the tang of uric acid and baking powder in this post.

Its like she hasnt seen breasts before.

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She is bi after all.

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We don't really know. Witch and SM could just inspire that in people.

Witch and Haruhi?

>Witch
Frenchmen and cabaret hostess oglers, people who like femmes fatales

>Haruhi
Incels with shit taste and Dungeon Masters that believe the hambeast will give them a handjob if they give her everything on a silver platter

post babu

Being a male adventurer is not less dangerous. It only grant you a faster death.

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>angry priestess noises

Does the everyday life of a friendly orc work for you?

raped to death

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>An Adventurer of Platinum

You mean like a Platinum Adventurer? Please tell me that's not the official translation...

>Blue eyes are a defective gene

How so?

And I want sword maiden to throw all inhibition to the wind and gob the goblin slayer already. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.

Female Adventures have best advantage compared to male adventurers. Males just get killed, females atleast have a chance to escape after the gang rape. If the sword Maiden was male she would have been killed but instead he escaped with a nice raping and maiming.

In conclusion I would be a QT female adventurer who teases goblins.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Priestess is the best,
She's a babu.

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Excited for the movie

Platinum rank.

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