Most powerful Kazekage in history

>Most powerful Kazekage in history
>Legendary Iron Sand powers

>Kidnapped and murdered by a teenager

WOAH!

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Have sex.

Well, Sasori was probably the 2nd greatest ninja to ever come out of the Sand village

And the Uchiha were one of the most powerful clans in the ninja world and they were all massacred by a 14-year-old and an autist who was probably younger as far as his mental age goes.

This is why I want shikidai to have some kind of puppet skills with his shadow powers rather then just be shikamaru 2.0 except with different eyes.

Nah

But the third hokage said Itachi had max wisdom.

Novels stated if Fugaku wanted to he'd have fucking MURDERED Itachi though.

Did none of the other Uchiha have an MS? Would have been hilarious to see the assassination go up in flames when it ends in a Susanoo fight.

>teenager
who?

Why didn't Tobirama send the Uchiha to concentration camps?

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How strong were Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha compared to Sasuke, Itachi and other clan members?

I mean, they literally breed top tier warriors

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Only Fugaku and he pretty much accepted dying by Itachi's hand

Based

Pretty sure novels stated her rank was Jonin, so she's at least not complete fodder, probably in the top 25% of Uchiha
But Itachi was a fucking prodigy who got the 2nd highest score on the written exam after Minato, SOLO'D the Forest of Death, setting a record clear time that took Team Gaara to beat and made into Anbu Black Ops before even hitting 16.
As for Fugaku, he was supposedly in talks for position of 4th alongside Orochimaru and Minato but I'm going to assume he was the third of three there.
Sauske up until he went full Edgelord would probably be like a low end genius since he did learn Fireball Jutsu before even hitting double digits, but after that he just becomes a full on plot wizard genius

Sasori was like 15 when he killed the third kazekage

Sand niggers were shitters for the most part

I've been studying martial arts for 25 years and there is a story I heard years go, which serves as a warning to anyone who thinks they are hot shit.

In the early 20th century (circa 1910) there was a famous Judoka prize fighter who traveled around the world challenging other fighters around the world to make a name for himself. At the time he was considered the greatest fighter in the world.

While in Hong Kong, he went to a restaurant with a friend who was another famous fighter. At the restaurant one of the waiter boys recognised him. This child was 8 years old. During the meal, the child pulled out a knife and slit the famous fighters throat. He died at the scene.

When later asked why he did it, the child replied he wanted to be the greatest fighter in the world.

There are other variations on this story, here is a recent one.

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The reality is, regardless of how good you are or how good the world thinks you are, anyone, even a child, can still turn around and kill you.

Showing your strength only makes you a target.

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Pretty much everyone that wasn't the Leaf and Cloud were shit.
And Cloud is only good because they had the strongest Jinchuriki until Naruto learned KCM

But I'm not married yet

you know your in a shit hole when your waiter is 8 years old

Mortal Sasori:
>legendary puppetmaster who created all puppets in use by the sand today
>known as "sasori of the red sand" for all the enemy blood he spilled on the battlefield
>both accomplished before age 15, since they are from before he abandoned the village
>singlehandedly kidnapped the strongest kazekage ever without a trace
>destroyed an entire nation with his puppet army
>only defeated by his own grandmother who taught him everything he knows fighting together with someone who hard-countered his poison, and only after one of the longest fights in the entire series
>STILL only defeated because he chose not to dodge his grandmother's final attack

Immortal edo tensei Sasori:
>jobs to kankurou (whom he previously beat)

Explain this.

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I'm going to chalk that up to Kankurou legitimately learning from his loss and stepping the fuck up. The first time they fought he also didn't know he was going to be fighting against the dude who created the puppets he was using and therefore knew most of their capabilities already. Second time they fought Kankurou had modified his puppet and created new techniques while also using Sasori's body as another puppet. Also it wasn't like he was fighting alone. He had the Cloud nigga and Sai backing him up.

no way fag

Based Sasori

puppet ninja are all jobbers.

I've been teaching marital arts for over 20 years and would like to slit your throat to add your soul power to my collection.

What I really don’t get is, why did he basically commit suicide by not dodging his grandmas attack?

>Destroyed an entire nation

Was he the Akatsuki with the biggest death toll?

I would imagine living life without the ability to feel anything sense-wise would be horrific. He was probably looking for an excuse to die and found a good one.

The Sakura isnt useless arc was pretty shit. One of the better fights visually but the lead into it and backstory was ass and was ruined with the fight being won via talk no jutsu and Gaara being saved by the sacrifice of worthless side character only introduced at the beginning of the arc

Probably. Who else even comes close? Contenders include Itachi who killed an entire clan, Pain who destroyed an entire village but then revived them all, and Kakuzu who has been killing people for like 80 years. But even a small nation would eclipse their kill counts.

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In a filler they showed it and the "small nation" was really just one city that was smaller than the leaf

I really liked his fight, despite not being interested in fights at all, especially long ones.
Also I remember having a little gay crush on Sasori when I was younger. Dammit, how could this handsome man of culture be defeated this early?