Input incomplete anime quotes, let the AI complete them. Round 3

Input incomplete anime quotes, let the AI complete them. Round 3. SuZumiya edition

talktotransformer.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

kings-of-the-gods.com/kents_the_book.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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what a fucking contest

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N

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>monkeys
>villagers
Kek

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Funny quotes and Yui's spiral into suicidal depression.

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Would Yea Forums be willing to produce this?

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Ok, I shouldn't be surprised but this still caught me offguard.

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after getting her heart stolen by marisa, alice realizes that she has been living a lie, and marisa is now at the altar, and alice is dead. Now the only real way for alice to get back at her old enemies is for her to kill marisa and take back her stolen heart. But when marisa says that her heart is now hers by contract, alice has a plan: She'll get marisa to give up a certain part of her body to the altar, and once it's done, she will get another part of her body as her own. We start off with another woman, a woman of color, as the sacrificial victim, and we see some fascinating stuff about why women often sacrifice themselves so much. In one of the scenes, marisa is wearing black pants and no bra. Now this is exactly when she has to figure out that she has been trying to make a sacrifice for so long that she is willing to commit herself to murder without even realizing it.
In one of the scenes

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Spoiler alert: she was going to join

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why?

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Wow, the site glitched.
>Goddamnit! (upon Mario's defeat of the Fire Toad

My favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop. But Cowboy Bebop is kind of a weird anime with a mixed bag. This isn't it, this is the type that I get for comedy; maybe it's all about me. And I would say this is the part that really sets it apart from many of the other shows I like. It's a show with the most fun of the two, which I really like. The characters are funny. The music is good. And of course, the art is awesome. Just the visuals alone really made me feel in love with the show, but they do have some problems that come with how they're made. For those that haven't seen it, you can watch it straight away via Hulu's series. The thing is though, I didn't really want to watch it and I'm actually kind of enjoying it as I write this now.

My favorite part about Cowboy Bebop is that it takes place in the post-apocalyptic future

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wtf did I just read

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WHY DID IT END HERE

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Me thinks this translation is a bit off.

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>they were the size of small bottles of milk

What the fuck happened?

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My top ten anime are:
10. The Boy Who Turned into a Lion
9. The Lion King (1989)
8. Monster House
7. King Kong (1939)
6. Go Nagai
5. My Neighbor Totoro
4. All of the above
3. Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
2. Neon Genesis Evangelion (1998)
1. Ocarina of Time
I had a lot of fun making this list but at the end of the day this is just my opinion (laughs)

Sometimes we all need a little hoax to give us a feel.

based AI

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uaaguaghahaguagh... 32 inch breasts...

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Based Nagai

This is not running in the 90s

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Kyon-kun, please be a good brother."

"I am my uncle."

"What?"


Kyon smiled lightly.

The two began making out.

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I can't tell if this is depressing or hilarious.

Well, that escaleted quickly.

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Well Yea Forums would you watch it?

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Just like my animes

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huh I never knew

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>"Gods..." I think to myself as I feel her cumming in me.
What a twist

>paragraph 1
I am sad
>paragraph 2
I am confused
>paragraph 3
I am going to jail.

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the heartbreak of love

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Thats fucking dark

Just for you, OP.

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Fun stuff. Tried Cutie Honey, and apparently she's a blogger nowadays!

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This one was pretty cute

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jesus fucking christ im scared

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A new one for Yuurifag's list

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The 2 sides of Yea Forums.

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can you name it Yea Forums?

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The Antithesis to That One user's OP a Few Weeks Ago

Calm down Nasu.

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Substituted "she" for "Yuuri" and entered the last sentence. It's confirmed, the potatoes survive the winter and Chi's full name is really Hirochikina.

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someone teach this thing to generate shitposts

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The shaw family is my FAVORITE family.

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Somebody should just hook this up to a VN engine and just let run for a few hours.

pretty much nailed it

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next volume sounds super interesting

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And, while I was at it, I put in my waifu as well.
Only came up with something reasonable when I added an "is", but, damn, this is (in parts) approximately how I feel about her.

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Mine was talking about moobs I guess

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I DIDNT MEAN THAT LITTLE

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

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holy shit

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This AI started getting real dark real fucking fast.

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Sounds like straight out of a horror movie

Finally, a good outcome for everybody.

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Australians confirmed for being the shitposters.

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From Cowboy Bebop to gay star wars fanfiction.
This thing is fucked.

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>someone teach this thing to generate shitposts
It's already pretty good at that. I just picked a random OP from the catalogue and this is what it came up with.

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>Why does she sit like that?

>If you look closely at the woman sitting over there, she doesn't have a face, but if you move her hand away from the edge of the table then there are no bones in her chest. Her skin is white, just like mine. It's actually more subtle than your appearance could possibly be.
>But she isn't ugly? Are you scared of her?
>Why?
>I'd say it's the result of years of practicing yoga, since I am the type of person who likes to keep things up. You have to understand my perspective though, there are really no good reasons to sit like this. If you do it for ten minutes there are probably thousands of things you can do to make you feel better.
>If a girl would just stand up and show her breasts, we only have sex a lot.
>Ah hahaha, what? Does that mean the other guys will think that she's hot if they hear your words that clearly for a moment? Or is it just because she

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IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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MY

>>>DUNGEON

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>she doesn't have a face, but if you move her hand away from the edge of the table then there are no bones in her chest
What the hell has Kyon's Imouto become?

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This is literally just a thread.

guys I think we made the AI depressed

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Hunterfags...

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GOD! I wish that was me.

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Hey, it can even perfectly immitate salesfags!

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I think I broke it

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The only reason I don't have sex with my wife is because I hate when her erections make her breasts sag.

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How much for the wyvern elf?

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I'm pretty sure Markarth isn't in Vvardenfell

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FUCK

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the tale of a man fucking some sense into his incestuous futa girlfriend

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This is it. This is the entire thing. Short sweet and to the point.

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Pretty good.

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deepest lore

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Then who was hitler?

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See? This is what I wanted all along. Except whatever the part about "healing" is referring to.

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how non-committal

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that was more coherent than 90% of posters on this board.

>The bible doesn't tell us who really killed Hitler.
>As a theologian, I must give you a definitive, final answer.
That shit is legit!

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Renge was offered a strange new candy by Candystore
>a company that caters towards young girls and offers candy-flavored gum, and when she refused, was threatened with permanent closure of her candy business if she continued to refuse. In response to this, Candystore forced Renge to produce and share more of her children's drawings.
>With a little help from her former Candystore employee Alice in the kitchen, Candystore began to produce the drawings again during their second year of business. However, not everyone agreed with Alice's decision. The drawings had begun to become violent towards each other when they were drawn, and some of these were then turned into songs that would be played at events where candy was sold. However, in their third year, Candystore's business took a turn of the opposite direction.
>At some time during their third year, Renge decided that

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Holy shit. She really was a devil!

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is it true?

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biggest manga twist in history

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No! user is pure!

That's killing bites

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One Piece! IT

>'s all about the action!


>It started at night, in the small town of Sanji's, on the battlefield of Black Beach. With the night now far behind them, Luffy and his friends fought off the pirates and captured their leader. However, the pirate captain later revealed himself and used Luffy's own body to take control of one of his ships, a Kaido, and began kidnapping anyone it could find. Luffy's friends tried to help him save the day, but this only served to deepen his own problems, as their allies were all killed in a single attack.


>After being saved by Robin, who uses her own self-made body to escape. The ship, which she calls Devil Fruit users, crashes on the ground and, once again, it starts to lose all of its people.[9] As the story continues, it was revealed that the crew of the ship was actually a group of Kaido, who were turned into soldiers of the Straw Hat Pirates by the villainous Yonka and whose only task was to

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Lmao

I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them ismy real test
So I come all the way, to see when you will be done
And when you will be done
I wanna be the very best
Yeah I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my real test
Writer(s): MATTHIAS LINDER, BEN CHRISTIAN PETERS

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>I WILL BE YOUR BLOOD MAAAAAN
>WITH NOTHING BUT THIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS
LIFT THEM THEREWITH NOBLE STANCE
LET THAT BOY HAVE BEEN BRUNCHED AND BRUSHED BY FEAR
BLEND THEM UP ON SOME FROG FOUND IN THE GROUND
THAT LOOKS LIKE THUNDER
IT IS NOT THE BEAST
IT IS THE HUMAN WIFE
AND THEN THE GIRL BEGINS
THAT IS WHY THE BLUETOOTH BELL BELL
LAYS DOWN OVER HIM AND HIS CHAIN
THE KIND OF WIFE YOU'RE JUST A SLAUGHTER
AND WITHTHEN IT IS JUST A BLESSING MOMENT
THE WHOLE BEAUTICITY IS JUST ONE GIRL IN ALL CAPS
LIFT HER TO DANCE AND SEE HER BORN
HOLD HER OUTBEAUTIFUL AND HEAR ALL THE STUFF
IF HER DANCE IS ALREADY WAKING UP
I CAN'T GO ON
THAT LIGHT BLOOD
IS THE LAST TRUTH
MY BORN
I STILL NEED TO REMOVE IT ALMOST EXPLODE TOO
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
I'M GOING TO TAKE IT IN THE OIL
LOOK, THIS IS IT
I WANNA BE YOUR BLOOD MOTHER
WITH NOTHING BUT THIS BLOOD

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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This machine is too good at porn setups

I am the bone of my blade. I give life to my friends. The moment you kill me, you kill myself. And to kill the beast at the root of your being is the greatest act of compassion I have ever known.'

So, it was then that I knew I was fighting for peace in the world. I did not fight for the sake of self-sacrifice. In spite of my determination to become a martyr, that moment of sacrifice did NOT happen. I did not stand there, kneeling, in despair, waiting for anyone to take my life for me.

I did not go to another town to slaughter one of the men that made my day. My eyes looked for someone else, someone who was brave enough to speak out. Perhaps this will never happen... but it doesn't matter. I have not stood by and waited for the other to stand by and fight. I have not felt anger when my brother's friends stood by and fought for their freedom. I have not lost love for a man because of his beliefs, his love, and his

>Society for breastfeeding medicine

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Broly's power is MAXIMUM. Its power exceeds the energy and energy is MAXIMUM. So if you think back to the last time you saw your brother kill someone and it was the next power. You're like, man, how was this that happened? Because of that power, he's almost dead. But the power still exists because of the energy. So now you have to weigh this, because you didn't kill your brother, but he's still dying. And it's so crazy with this, is how you go at something, because it has so much power. This is very much like the power of the universe itself, because it's just something that's coming into existence. This is a cosmic entity and it's just all around us. It's actually on the air, like it's already there, like it was just watching the show.

IGN: If I were to take an alternate universe, what if the Earth, and all its cities, didn't exist?

Buckley: I could envision them still being there, just

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Why is this thing so lewd?

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I assume we're teaching it

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This went dark quickly.

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This is very nice.
I've always wanted to wake up to a nude Yuuri with nothing to say to me.
And it is true, I don't think anyone will ever really know how amazingly beautiful Yuuri is nor how much I love her.
I don't even know how much I love Yuuri, only that I do.

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>You don't need to come up with original ideas by yourself anymore. Just pick up shit from the AI.

This is the future.

The first half of that was poetic.

I cannot believe how coherent this Eva fanfic is

>north carolina
now wait a minute

I.... uh... okay then.. it just ended there.

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>He's made of rubber!
>How did that happen?
>Yohoho he took a bite of gum gum!
He's always been so clumsy...
It was all because he was playing with his father's candy cane...
He always thinks about us kids and I'm scared we'll die...
No one can hear a thing when he opens his mouth...
I want him to stop messing with the candy cane.
Yes you do! You all think he was joking.
My grandma is the one who made him stop...
He loves his candy cane so much...

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musical breasts

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spooky

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OK that's creepy, it brought up Asuka even though I just had Shinji mentioned.

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Haha what the fuck

>first twio words are of different line hight then the rest of the text
Why would you faggot shoop this?

damn this is pretty sad

I hope so

"This is an act of civil disobedience!" He said, shitting on the pavement.

A woman who was walking to work on a busy street when the riot began stood up and yelled: "That man is a terrorist."

Holy shit

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>a boy who was born as a monster girl
>JK Rowling
kek

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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>OK that's creepy, it brought up Asuka even though I just had Shinji mentioned.
It brought up Asuka BECAUSE you mentioned Shinji. Where do you think the program gets its "ideas" from?

>An adventure story with adventure and adventure
>also with friendship, friendship and friendship
Truly all the things you need for a good story.

Rich Piana, is that you?

You broke it.

>POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS.
I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW THREE MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHOSE CARDS ALLOW ME TO DRAW THREE MORE CARDS. IF I PLAY TOTALS OF THE GRUNDPOT THE NUMBER OF CARDS THAT I HAVE IN MY PERSONAL TESTS WILL GO UP. IF I PLAY TOTALS OF THE GREED TOKEN THIS NUMBER OF CARDS WILL GO DOWN PERIODICAL TO THIS NUMBER OF CARDS IN MY TESTS. IF I PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO CHANGE MY TESTS THE TESTS WILL GO UP PERIOGREE OF THE GRUNDPOT. IF I PLAY TOKEN OF THE GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO CHANGE MY TESTS THIS WILL BE THE NUMBER OF CARDS THAT I HAVE CHANGED MY NUMBERS BY IN MY TESTS.

A. All the cards in the Game allow you to choose a number between 20 and 30

>Let me see your blood, my baby sister.
I like how incredibly uncanny this all was
yes and maybe no

>Now I've lost it, I know I can kill. The truth lies beyond
the earth, within the earth. You understand?"

Then she took two steps towards him.

He watched her, dumbfounded at the sight of her, looking at something. She went in close, she looked at him. She looked up through his eyes. His eyes, which were locked on something, locked on her and his body exploded with electricity. He lost consciousness as she reached out her right hand and pulled out his knife on the other hand. His body was shocked by the force which she applied. Before she could pull it out, she felt it coming towards her, and she swung it down on his chest.

And she fell to the floor, blood oozing into the air from the wounds. Her hands were bleeding as well.

And he was frozen stiff.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this story, maybe share the feedback with your friends or favorite stories on Reddit please!

My thoughts exactly.

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I had a similar idea, I think.

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Bros...

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>you've been hit by
>you've been struck by
>a smooth criminal
She says that this has always been a problem
in her youth.
There's just a lot to it, a lot of anger inside of me.
A lot of guilt and sorrow.
I'm not angry with anyone.
For anyone in that relationship with me.
I'm in love with her, yet she still says something like...
She's hurt so much that it's not
I'm in love with this woman
She doesn't want to be with someone like me and I see that now.
I'm a part of a whole world now and it isn't easy to see it.
If you're looking for something else, this is not it.
It's like a dream come true.
I feel happy and content
I feel loved and wanted.
I feel beautiful and peaceful
The thought that her feelings are hurt was so important to me.
But I understand her pain.
I understand how much she wants to be with someone special.
So much that I want to make

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This bot breaks too easily.
And it's still going

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This thing is shit and plebby.

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Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
And the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
Watching from the edge of the circus
For the games to begin
Gladiators draw their swords
Form their ranks for Armageddon
I'm screaming right now
I'm praying right now
I hear cries of despair in the night
That will soon be coming to pass
I hear screams of anguish in the night
And there we go again again
Forgive me that I'm crying at your feet
But I'm crying because you're too bad, the way you're acting
That it's time to bring it back to the streets
I'm crying at your feet, my brother, for your pain
I'm crying for you now, too
Watching, cheering on, I'm watching
I'm praying with all my

In regards to the high amount of tranny suicides, the humane solution is obviously to kill them all. It's a simple matter to do that without harming any more human beings than you are willing to kill them, but it's still bad to allow them to survive. If those people are only suffering because of their own actions, I would choose to live with these individuals. I would never accept that you were using their suffering for your own selfish gain.
I'm looking forward to working with both this team and the local community on making the community safer.
I feel as though I am the only one here with any authority to determine when to be killed, when to be let to die, or to go after new meat to keep eating. I have no say in this matter, but I have done everything in my power to be as clear and objective as possible. I can only hope that all the rest of this town

>Italian family gives their youngest daughter a forty year old pizza thus explaining the phrase loli hates pizza

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>His penis was the size of a quarter, the circumference of his foreskin was a third of his body, and he has a length that can be up to one third of his body.
Alright, m/a/th. How tall is this man?

Kino

>According to a 2014 study from the UK's University of Warwick, some 8 million boys aged under 15 have penises
Is this the setting of a harem anime?

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My sides are in orbit right now.

>Dragon Ball opening plays
fucking kek

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Chinese bot confirmed fucking kek.

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"No one knows what the future holds, and he can never know. All he can do is try and stay alive in his situation. I can't wait and try to help him along the way."

pretty deep desu

A story about true love

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>Every muscle in his body shot out through his cock, causing the futa cock to cum out of his anus in droplets.
jesus christ my sides wtf did i just read

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>Granted the slave skill I arrive in a new world.
>KNEEL
>The girls kneeled down and I ordered them to begin sucking my big cock.
>They stared at it in amazement as
I inserted my hand that is being worshipped .
Now the girls began working on their asses, their tits and pussy.
The last one, the gorgeous black haired girl was sucking my cock while holding her head high.
They were doing their thing whilst sucking my penis in every possible spot. The last girl, a red haired Asian girl, who appeared to be twenty or thirty years old, began sucking as well.
When they finished sucking that they put their face on my chest and took off their clothing.
I asked the girl next to me how the girls were doing, she gave a long answer.
I smiled proudly at her.
The rest of them just stood there watching me, without even asking me if I could touch them.
I knew where a lot of them were. The first was a beautiful woman with a red head
(TL note: That's right not even a human can touch the anus of a demon. I'm totally a monster)
I decided to just start rubbing their nipples.
The girl next to me tried to give me a quick nuzzle, but the girls were doing their weirdest thing ever..
They stuck two fingers in my hair and started pulling at it.
Just when she was about to let go, she stopped her finger on my scalp.
After letting go, she rubbed her finger up and down my body until I felt the tip of my finger getting inside her.
I had only been touching them on my skin for about 3 minutes before they started rubbing their fingers in and out of my hair, which only served to make me more horny.
After rubbing their fingers around between my hair and the sides of my head for a while, one of the boys grabbed my butt cheeks to hold me in place.
I looked down and realized what they were doing.
I was stuck with my girlfriend. She was taking my dick inside her ass and trying to force her tongue-rubbing hands inside it, and so she was trying to give me a taste of her ass too.
There's no stopping me..

I hate nice girls If they so much as say hello, it stays on my mind.


And my friends get to live the life I don't want to live


And it goes down in my books And it goes down in my books


[Fade to black]


I wonder how many of these good girls I'm missing


Why we all take it for granted, just to not lose it


Why we never stop and ask ourselves, when we've lost a loved one,


Is there anything that's going to make us move forward anyway


Is there anyone left that feels like me?

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HxH is still better than both shitters, MHA and BC.

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1/2

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I don't think there's enough information.

2/2

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>Is there anyone left that feels like me?
What the fuck hachiman

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Umm sweatie? that means black clover is his current favorite.

Sasuga Cloverchads

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Yes, this AI prefers BC over MHA. Trully a contrarian.

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In the beginning, there was only the soulless creator, Demiurge, Idea, the true figure of the world, and only shapeless, chaotic souls that existed in the entire universe. After all, Demiurge said:

The thing created by you was the perfect thing. You should have had perfect souls already, and so you created that thing and thus came to be. If you wanted perfection, there's no place for it in this universe!

But that's not reality; that's fantasy!

If, as Demiurge believed, you're born knowing nothing but your existence, then you're not a part of reality, that being is your imagination!


To conclude: Demiurge is an all-seeing, all-knowing, all-good, and all-seeing demiurge. He tells us that you should not care about what his ego wants you to care about. You should just enjoy the world. If you know no more than a single word of the Greek language, you'll know better than anyone what the god's will is.

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>going full tumblr with such a classy quote
Whoever fed the bot with tumblr and reddit deserves some lead on his brain.

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My god this is actually just fanfiction.

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Here's our panties onii-chan, take a good sniff. We're on the brink of orgasm so hurry up and help me get off. [kiss] Ohh, ohhh, oh, yes... You're so rough, my pet. I never thought I'd experience such pleasure from my pet. Well, it's only natural... *kisses* Don't you dare touch yourself too much, you're probably so full now. *kisses* Yeah... My eyes are watering a little, are you sure it's okay to touch yourself? [groans again] Mmmm... I'm getting on my hands and knees now. [moan] Oh thank goodness... Oh I didn't realize I had such a small cock and balls... But it's working on me, is it? You're getting off fast [moan] I'm getting all worked up over your big fucking cock.... Oh my god, your ass is so juicy just getting inside me. How do you like being stroked like this? I can't wait to lick it off my fingers... I love licking balls so... [moan] Please? I think it's my best thing to do just that. Your little

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>cock cock give me cock, only your cock
>make me your cumdumpster aahhh yes harder
yes yes yes
oh yea yes yes
yeah that's how it is don't stop
I am going to cum on you just like you want
oh fuck yeah, yes
you are mine.
oh fuck yeah, yes
oh fuck yes, yes yes
don't leave me here I can't get that off!
oh fuck yes, yes yeah
my cock is going inside you, you are going to make the best cum dumpster ever

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I just spoiled the fights in Naruto Jr.

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lolis are for sale! They come in all sorts of things, and they keep getting bigger, including some new ones. And they're all really hot and ready to play, right!? Well, the Hot Toys Lolis are for sale at Hot Toys!

I know they've had some changes over the years, like the new series of toy lines, but you can still find the classic toys on display in the store. And while this isn't Hot Toys' current main showroom (they do have some other store-exclusive figures on display), it's still got the classics on display now and again. I'll let the photos show the new toy line up front, since they've kept them pretty close to what the old toys were. Check the photos of these figures out to see what other figures will remain!

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fbi finds user's loli laptop

3:33pm, 23 May 2017

a guy, who goes by "Kamu", a friend, of one of the 2 other guys, goes to his house and shows her a picture of a photo he posted of him and loli and he likes it.

so, Kamu decided to make a loli photo on facebook and he posted it on the loli page and later he commented it on the loli facebook page.

so, Kamu sends a pic of that picture and asks "you to join the loli community by using your real name too"

and she does, he has about 4 thousand fans.

so, that's my story.

"Azumanga Daioh is the best slice-of-life anime and manga ever made." It has been nominated for six Golden Globe Awards along with other anime, along with winning three Emmys. Its success led to a spin-off manga series called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, which was published on Shogakukan 's Manga Time Kirara web comic site and shipped in Japanese arcades since 2009.

Source: Otakomu

Written by Sosuke Nitta

Translated by Hiroto Saito (Lijishin)

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guy goes to the moon and gets raped by aliens

When the characters of Supergirl and Superman go to the moon and get raped by aliens ... well, we've got a decent idea what that's like. But that just doesn't seem to translate to the rest of the series. Or if there is one, we have to go back to the 1980s to find an explanation for it. The "rape by aliens" explanation isn't found until almost six seasons in. (I guess there's no reason to put the entire plot in a nutshell, though?) The other, admittedly smaller explanation isn't as obvious as one might initially think. That's because of a character played by Grant Gustin who, while still somewhat famous, is little known outside of the superhero community. Here's why: After witnessing the horrible crime spree he helped stop, a mob of the superpowered kidnapped and abducted his mother, his sister and his sister's fiancé. The women were then placed into an alien

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aliens also rape Flash and Green Arrow

Flash: Yeah, they all rape her. So far we've only had female romances that have resulted in sexual violence, as well – like Wonder Woman. And not the women who were married to a man; or with children.

CW: But as you mention, there doesn't have to be a woman involved – you can have your fun with the character.

Eddie: Well, of course. And I will tell you that it was really fun; it was not exactly a story to be proud of, but we loved our characters.

DC: What is your favorite aspect of having this project?

DC: Honestly, I've been a huge DC fan for 30 years and I still love their films and their superheroes so very much, you know, but I think we've been fortunate that every now and then we get the opportunity to go to different parts of town and get to meet different people and people that make them feel a little bit at home. I'm thinking of going and meeting my

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Oh wow

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Was there ever any doubt of OP's faggotry?

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Didn't find a way

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Based Trigger saving anime once again

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>Kristin
Fucking dubfags.

>You may remember the infamous butt plug gag when Homura gets one on the foregead after a pretty scary fight with some guys and she breaks into hysterics (she says something like "I want my ass to explode!")
Ah the most memorable scene in Madoka.

Fuck's sake.

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Oh, you're coming closer to me? That's good. I'm going to do this thing with you... Now kiss me... Yes...I'm going to pull off your bra... I'll start from the top of my chest up... And slide to the side... Then slowly lower down until I feel the skin underneath... Are you close to cumming here baby? Is it time for you to cum deep inside the bra? Yes baby... That's it... Cum all over me Baby... Cum for me now... Cum so hard... I'm so close to cumming. [Moaning 5sec. after climax] That was amazing. So close. Now let me pull off your bra... Are you comfortable with that? Baby... It's okay... Come here a minute... Let us talk about this. You want to stay in here longer if you have to? Baby... What are we going to talk about? Why are we in a car? Why are we here? You didn't come to play, baby... [Giggle] Well... You're going to think about what you did when I was at work. Sooner or later, you'll find it.

>4. All of the above
Holy fuck I'm crying

Holy shit

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4 you

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Its funny because the immigrant rebellion leader somehow became the king of sweden

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last for a classic

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I think I broke it.

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My top ten manga are:

1. Shueisha's Naruto, the manga has the fastest release and the most readership of any series on the site.

2. Weekly Shonen Jump, which is a big seller on the site and has a large readership.

3. Toaru Majutsu no Index (Toaru Majutsu no Index has a very low number of copies sold on Shueisha but a very high number of readers.)

4. Weekly Dengeki Bunko Jump, whose volume 2 (Volume 3 was only released in Japan at the end of November) sold 15 million to 16 million copies and is a very solid success. If they were to release a complete volume of Toaru Majutsu no Index, the volume's sales would top 25 million copies.

5. Aniplex of America's anime adaptation of Dragonball: Evolution (which is being sold in Japan now) has a big readership based on how quickly it releases. The anime was first released in April to very mediocre results.

Alright, which one of you faggots taught it to ironically shitpost?

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Fucking frogs

found the next bochithread op

The fucking twists

Based bi circular logic

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kek

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Unironically an improvement

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Beautiful

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>canceling the summer because the movie didn't turn out too good
That's too much power for one man to have.

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>her cock
This fucking piece of shit thinks I'm a faggot

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Just a normal day...

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Results after the full thing

I'd never tried drinking soup with my ass before before, but the first time I did I couldn't believe it. It had nothing to do with my stomach or heart. There was no way to get up out of it, not physically or spiritually, but it felt amazing. It felt delicious and comforting and I didn't know if I could do it because I had no legs; well, at the time, my legs were getting old and they were starting to feel like they belonged to me. But this soup tastes and feels just like the old days when I took my own ass outside and dunked it in the bucket with a bucketful of soup. It feels like that's what I wanted before, especially since a whole bunch of girls came up to me afterward and asked if I was pregnant.

In the midst of this blissful meal, I'd still feel a lot of pain from being stabbed several times in my stomach. My eyes were open, but the pain felt unreal

Ok, I am going to have to post 6 variations of this because they are all amazing

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Ambiguous, but could be interpreted as 3 quarters tall, or slightly over 7 centimeters.

Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is this?

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Interesting... anybody know if there's hentai like this?

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Bot writes the next FKMT manga

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>Van With A Fake Penis

uh, actually it's Van of the Dawn

I don't think this is mahjong any more

Lesbian little girls have sex with older women; this is normal. But when a gay man gets a girlfriend, there are consequences to his actions.


- A gay man will usually be willing to have sex and use condoms. A gay woman is more likely to agree to an anal or oral.


- An average American wife is 18 or older. When one of her husband's clients is gay, she is 18+


- I'd probably have to use a condom for each woman's sexual activity. The risk is too high for a straight wife


- A gay or lesbian guy is likely to have sex with another man's best friend. It's the right thing to do.


- Some bisexual men have partners who are gay. Some straight men have partners who are not. If you're in love with a bisexual woman, there's often a gay option


- A gay man goes around pretending that he's gay and gets himself fired from his job and married on someone else's dime. The guy's going through something. Your marriage is a sham

>Kotomine tries being an actual priest

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Da Jews did this

Said the homosexual Nazi in his gay Nazi reich orgy that was so bad.

(1) "In order to bring gay people down, he'd burn all the synagogues"

(2) "In order to create a 'gay ghetto,' he'd have them all thrown out of synagogues

And then everyone would be gay because everyone would be that way, everybody that didn't make enough money they'd kill themselves."

(3) "And all the Jews would become homosexual."

(4) "So they should all be burned at the stake."

A couple minutes later, all the rabbis turned out their instruments of anti-Semitism: They shouted, "Death to the Jews!"

The Nazis also did this to gays and lesbians. They were the ones that were destroying Jewish life and Jewish culture, Jews from all over the world, their wives and women.

(1) "To destroy Jews out of control in many countries"

(2) "This way they'll wipe out all the Jewish culture"

>Top 10 Anime of all time
>10. Welcome to the NHK
>9. Cowboy Bebop
: "Cowboy Bebop to the Rescue" (2012)
8. Gundam Build Fighters: The Judas Contract
7. Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Movie #1 – 'Movies and Manga'


6. Space Dandy:


5. Evangelion II: Birth by Water: Movie #1


4. Lupin III: Monster Hunter

3. Godzilla: Final Wars

2. Gaki no Bahamut (Atsumet-Sensei's Super Monster)


1. Evangelion Original Movies 2 – 3

2. Gintama – 4 Seasons


1. Cowboy Bebop:

The top 10 Anime of all time

12. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja

11. Samurai Jack (TV series)

10. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (TV series)

9. Lupin III: Monster Hunter

8. The Seven Deadly Sinners (TV series)

7. God of War (Game)

6. My Hero Academia (Season One – Season Two)

5. My Hero Academia – Season Four (TV series)

4. Samurai Jack: Ace Attorney (TV series)

3. Evangelion II: The Origin/Final Movie (TV series)

2. Gundam Build Fighters: The Judas Contract

1. Cowboy Bebop:

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>Samurai Jack: Ace Attorney

I'm very smart."


"What?"


"I'm very good at math."
"Good at math?"


"What is math?"


"You should think about some real life examples before I get into this."


"I'm talking about math, too, Dr. Schopenhauer!"


"I wouldn't get on that train unless you were."


"You don't get on that train. People who don't think math is like, one or two different languages aren't actually thinking."


"What the hell is math?"


"I'm asking you to imagine a world without the math. Imagine a world without the number. Imagine a world without numbers. But here's one thing. It doesn't have to be one particular case. It could be your birthday or I'm at a party and I see you there, and there's a woman with you," and then the woman who turns out to be actually the man you're wondering about will say to, you don't know, maybe you could be her boyfriend.


(The fact that it's me isn't

Why is this thing constantly horny?

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Press the share button and use the image there, you phone mongoloid

Comprehensive guide to how to name babies based on what body of water they are floating in.

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man i want to FUCK a fairy! i want my fucking girl and her big tits in my fucking mouth! i want my fucking fairy in my fucking mouth! I want her beautiful pink bubble butt in my fucking mouth! i want to fuck her like a slut! (Improv sex if your looking at a more mature version) I want her beautiful pink bubble butt in my fucking mouth! I want her beautiful pink bubble butt in my fucking mouth! I'm gonna kiss her pink bubble butt! I'm going to taste her pink bubble butt. Im going to lick her pink bubble butt, honey! I'm going to taste it. (Improv/moan if happy or not) Fuck that's sooo good! This is too good. (Improv/moan if happy or not) I'd do anything for you honey! Just look at her pink bubble butt! Look at her beautiful pink bubble butt! Look at the pink bubble butt! Look at their pink bubbles ass. Look at their pink bubbles ass. (Improv/moan if happy or not) Oh

This one is gold.

>W. What do you use when you are in a fight?
>Answer: A gun

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I can picture them saying these lines so clearly.

Damn, I need to watch Gundam Build Fighters: The Judas Contract.

I’ll have two Japari Buns, a large Japari Bun, Japari Bread with extra dip, a bag of Japari Chips, two Japari Sticks, a pair of plastic bags of Japari Butter, and a two piece of Japari Bread. A huge amount of Japari Bread is required to fill up all three bags, but the Japari Bread makes up for it. Plus, I'm still not hungry enough to actually eat just one bag (since I need to buy a second bag, and those two have two bags of Japari Butter on top of that.) So I bought a bag for $11.99. The reason I'm saving a small amount on a box of Japari Bread is because this is such a good value. I'm not sure, however, if it's so good that it matters whether you've bought a box or not. The problem is that it doesn't make any difference if you buy the box or not. I could always use a fresh bag of Japari Bun, but the ones in my regular diet aren't all that different from them.

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JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY IT

SPINACH AN ANIMATED JESUS ON A MOPED WITH ALL THE HOODIES AND FINGERHUBS.

SILICON VALLEY JESUS FUCKING CRISK! YOU FUCKING FUCKING GOD DAMNIT

SEVEN FUCKING YEARS

SEVEN YEARS

SEVEN YEARS FUCKING YEARS!

SHOPHORSE IT WAS SEVEN YEARS!


DANKMEMES THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS OF FUCKING JESUS! FUCKING COOKIES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

STALIN WANTS TO SAY YOU ARE FAGGOTS SO YOU HAVE TO BE PUT IN THE SMAKE

SUMMARY: YOU NEED TO STOP SHITPOSTING! YOU FUCKING COUPLED SHITPOST!!! AND NOW THAT THE FUCKING IS OVER FUCKING FAGGOTS WILL BE SHITTING ON THE FUCKING EYE

STILL IN THE DAYS

STILL IN THE DAYS DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS SHITPOST IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH

This is depressing

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My favorite book just became an LSD trip.

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All that from 3 words. This AI is already getting depressed.

That's just a transcript of the rest of that video.

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Is the party over?

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It gives me a discord server lole

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Woah

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the day Trump and Yotsuba parted ways

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>want some hot /ss/ action
>got this

thank you i cum on dad he hiss at penis

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this one is not better

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Eeerr

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glad to see you cats on this thing

i think I broke it

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At least it’s lesbian incest

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>He claims to be a christian, but then supports pedophilia and violence against gays.
But those are good old fashioned christian values

Cool anime quotes phoneposter

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I think Ken learned a new technique.

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I like how it tactfully avoided answering its own potentially offensive question.

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>G-d
AI is confirmed Jewish

>G-d
>G-Dilbert

kino

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

To say that I'm a "big fan" of Japanese food isn't much of a stretch, and that I've been eating Japanese food and cooking Japanese food my entire life is a bit strange. There's so many great recipes out there, and I try to make sure I always come up with something that will appeal to both my friends and me, but the only way to find out what you like about Japanese cuisine is to try it. You get to experiment and try out new ways of cooking, and I promise to continue to grow with your input.

Why Japan?

I love talking with Japanese people, and I've always felt that I could learn from them even if I wasn't a native speaker. Not only do they share a strong culture with the rest of humanity, but they live a totally different way of living that is different from many of the other countries I know and love.

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I tried this
>The Dark One

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

My father was a soldier. I was orphaned by my father at the age of nine. After I graduated from high school, I was adopted by a family in America.

I was born to a Japanese father, and I'm still a Japanese boy.

In the end, I was born into a Japanese family.

At age 5, as we left home, my father was killed. He was in the army, and he was the one to hold the gun that killed my grandfather.

I went the whole year without seeing him at all.

I remember my grandfather holding his gun for his brother. I was so tired of not seeing my grandfather, because I knew he had no way of making it home without killing his brother.

I've only heard about these memories from younger siblings.

I was just two when I was adopted out from Japan. I remember how I became friends with people from Japan. I had a lot of friends from our school, many of them girls.

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>the evil supernatural niggers

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>given their powers by The Dark One
In other words, another nigger

Who are these clowns?

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Can this just make a whole LN?

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I have not made any promises with you.

But I have a secret…

It's the truth of a woman's heart.

The truth behind the rumors on where I was born and the rumors on what I know today

All I can tell you is this:

I am the son of a famous mother.

And she is my father.

She has given birth to me.

The mother is a woman that I never knew.

The man who is my father is a man I will never know…

I'm sure that I've made mistakes.

There are some things I will never forgive.

The past is as heavy as I am and it won't be so easy to move on

For the past, I have felt sad and lonely…

For the reason why I became a man, this is true.

As a man I will never let them go

And for my heart, the memories of this life that I lived with it, they hurt me

It is too late for this to be any other way.

There is no way for me to live in peace today.

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Researchers from the University of Bratislava have discovered that the top 10 anime lolis are actually composed of a set of characters, and could help the industry to bring in more female characters without increasing the workload.

The research, titled 'In order to reach the highest sales potential in anime', was conducted by a group of scientists, and revealed that all of the male lolis were actually male in actuality, and only four of the female lolis were female.

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it's not a discord server, that's a log from space station 23

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That's one hell of a crossover.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I am on the field of battle this morning.

I was preparing to battle

but I became confused about where

my life was heading.

The enemy has taken away my spirit.


A battle seems impossible

and it is a battle

without a goal.

But I did not want this.

It is true

but it has become a struggle

for me.

So I had to go through.

(My name is Soma-chan.)

Now, since the enemy is gone,

there is nothing


but my thoughts of defeat.

It has become like this.

(My name is Aya-sama.)

As it is in my heart,

the way of this world

I would rather die


then endure the pain.


I cannot escape

and I cannot leave

my friends behind.

I will fight to the last man.


(My name is Akane-sama.)

I don't want to be my parents.

If I die, I don't want to get in trouble, so

I won't say

I like the thought of dying.


And so, all I can do is keep living

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>Griffith did nothing wrong.
He never touched her. He said he's only doing it to save his family. And then he took her to the police station while she cried. She says he threatened to kill her and her son if he didn't admit that his girlfriend didn't actually exist. She was so shaken up by that time that she left the apartment with her two friends. The story that the officers chose to investigate, and report as the probable cause report, is totally bogus and doesn't match anything they've seen or heard in court. You can read it all here if you want to see it, but let´s concentrate on how it's presented on the radio here . You need to understand that we are not a government agency, we are not a government agency appointed and paid by the government to investigate crimes or solve problems, we're just volunteers. We do it because we love

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

And now I die.

In a world that can only hold its head.

My name is Ken-Sama.

My name is Ken-Sama. My name to live long and strong by.


Now, I die.

And I live.

I have lost a fight to the living.


But I will live, forever.

My name is Kaito, my name is Ken-Sama.

And I will live.

I will live.


I never give up.

When I look up, I see the sun, and I see peace.

I wake up every morning, and I go.

With every breath, I learn.

But my love for this world has gone out the window.


I will wake up tomorrow,

to give it all back to its rightful place.

As the person who made it.

And, as The Master.

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Strangely accurate.

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netflix original

>And to top it off, this show is completely without animation
HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH

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jojofags btfo

>I love Emilia.
I think she did a really nice job in every scene. She is so talented. It was really her doing the acting. When you see her, it is a big leap from looking at her and being like, "oh, she looks so cool and strong," and then watching how she acts and her speech changes depending on how she is feeling, you can tell she does this character, too.

But it was fun for us because it was in the world, and then because there were the people around us. She can do a lot of things, do a lot of people a job so well. When I said it would be a very special day, I meant it in a different way. It was not just about us and what we were doing. It was about the time when all of a sudden we did these little things for Emilia. This was just something I had to do to honor my mom with.


JK: Do you have plans for the book itself after you're done with it?

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

This is how my story ends

This is how my past and future begins

As I am writing this,

My past, and my future all merge.

I know this is not how I started;

What happened before is the same to me now.

You can't do anything but try to forget.

And I'll probably be alright. The way it is going is really good to me.

However, I can only do what I can. If I just keep talking, I might lose sight of it.

And that is very bad,

In this strange world,

It appears that I've taken action that the truth wouldn't be easy to forget even if I do try to change.

I've tried to forget the past. Yet, even today, my feelings are still very strange.

I don't know what I will find when I am finally fully free from the memories of our last visit; I don't know what I will face after my death.

Please, be happy that it was your choice. I love you all.

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The new Evangelion looks good

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Wataten fanfics are pretty wild

fug u image limit

>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

What's more probable to me is that as I get older, the visual perception of the world will become closer to what my visual system does naturally.
For example, you do not experience the invisible yet in your eyes, unless you are extremely close. However, my visual system uses far more energy to tell you the "why" of invisible things, than it does to explain to the brain which is causing the invisible.
If that is true, and this is exactly what it's done, this means that you are probably more dependent on your visual system for understanding than your brain is.
The following is taken from our book.
kings-of-the-gods.com/kents_the_book.html
(The first part is about how the body creates the illusions of the body's body)
Why Do You See Everything That Isn't

2deep4me

Robots will replace writers before they replace truck drivers.

I'm seriously contemplating writing a book or at least some short stories using this site.

It's a pretty interesting possibility. For example, if you could develop an AI that takes a screenplay (i.e. lines and actions) and turns it into properly structured prose, that would be pretty neat.

Hayao Miyazaki's The End of Evangelion (1979) is also a great example of anime, with beautiful, detailed visuals that add a distinctiveness that sets Shinji's world apart from the usual Evangelion fare. At this point in the story, Shinji's father dies in a car accident, and Shinji is left orphaned and raised by his paternal grandfather (played by the late Takashi Tezuka), a very troubled man who has been estranged from his family since he was a kid. The result of this tragic loss of his child has left him feeling isolated, lost in a world that has seen his mother killed at an earlier age for the sake of his own survival. Shinji's relationship with his grandfather and all manner of other social issues becomes deeply engrained in his soul and ultimately takes precedence over his needs for his body, eventually leading him to kill all of his friends and family to live a fulfilling life.

Sanae is a slut as he is fucking her and playing with her tits. She wants more and he gives in. When he stops, she pushes his cock away. But when he pushes himself hard she is just about about to cum. Watch her cum as well as her cum after him.

>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how much better your life will feel with this guy.

Kogure-senpai’s armpits!

"The problem is, I hate all of the girls' breasts, so it's tough to even touch them."

"If you'd say you'd have any feelings of touching these armpits, I'd love to kiss those nipples."

"Ki, ugh, oops, please, don't hold back!"

Well, the situation is bad for all the good boys involved, but when I say good boys, it sounds weird.

"Yeah, it was pretty hard to even touch those nipples."

"But I do have a feeling of wanting to use them for a time, you know?"

"Yeah? We'll work with that"


And the conversation was finished.

I thought that as long as I didn't hurt him, we would get away and do the kind of thing that I wanted to do.

Since there was no way he would be doing what I wanted to do, we would both just sleep until the day we met again.

It was just like that. He became somewhat angry if I asked for someone to

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Just who the hell do you think we are all?"

"Oh no, I think I'm actually a member of the White Fang." A loud shout echoed all around us as the White Fang's members started to charge straight towards us.

"You guys seem to be very strong. This isn't going to work." The girl's figure shot straight into the air and I quickly jumped to avoid her kick with my leg, but a fist crashed straight into me. A black shadow passed through with a loud thud and struck on the bone on my side, just a single hit and instantly I toppled over backwards.

My vision started to fade in the darkness, but the girl was still too quick enough that this was already a serious wound and it took another round to get me up. The girl was still a few feet from where I fell, so it was clear that a kick or two could have made a difference. It was only after I had gotten my feet back on my chest that I was able to get up on my own.

In any

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

All I know is you looked like you were just popped by some druggie on meth. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can die at any time, and I'll still get paid to do my job.

You really think I'll shut up about my favorite foods and buy you a burger and fries when I'm done being a cunt?

And stop trying to make me feel bad, you sleaze. It's not that I hate you, it's just…

I'm a motherfucker.

I'll always be Mom.

I love you.

So have more lolis to increase sales, but some lolis are male because female lolis are more work?

>The only thing I had to do was not pee on your bed
>I am your new girlfriend
Nice hentai plot

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
You didn't make me do it You won't make me do it I know that wasn't my fault
Yeah… well here's the thing, I don't need your dick
I know it wasn't your fault
Yeah… well now I'm begging on my knees
You're not wrong
Yeah… well you're a good girl to me
No… wait here
Hey, look at it
Yeah… well that's what you're meant to be
Oh yeah, I can give anything away
You just can't be that kind of guy right?
Yeah, you're a guy I can get behind
Yeah… well, that's the thing, I'm not a big fan of your ass (giggling)
Look at our new friend,
Oh wow she did get the right girl in our group
We're gonna take it slow no matter what (giggle)
You can take it slow or go slow (giggle)
That's what I get, yeah… yeah just look at the way she moved in my arms
Oh yeah yeah, you're going to give her a kickin' as long as you can
Just keep her down, her big tits are all yours
Don't go

See you in gochiusa thread

The AI is very very gay

best one so far.

MOB MOB WHAT DO YOU WANT

>Dogs eat dog food.
Felines eat cats food. That is all, to be honest with you.
The above image suggests that the animals in my garden are more "piggy" than my cats are from the outside (I like to think of my cats as the "Big Cat" and my dogs as "Little Cat"...), that this is another example of a classic problem (the same one I ran into for years when I wanted to show off my garden to strangers as a sport) that was solved. To be honest, that solution was not as perfect as I would have liked, but nevertheless I made it work as far as the cats are concerned. As you could see on my blog I'm much more open than an image of the cats might show me... as I say, no one is perfect, so try to take your own imperfections with a grain of salt. Now, back to our feline friends... These pictures serve a purpose, they're in the images, of showing cats

>These pictures serve a purpose, they're in the images, of showing cats
AI confirms cat pictures have inherent worth

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7 A I V E G H G R D E T A T

jesus christ

3.0+1.0 looks great so far

CHINO CHAN is the same as CHAN AARGHHH I WANT TO EXCUSE her CHAN is also a girl? arghh *sniff* I can see why she's such an arsehole CHAN is like... CHAN CHAN... Arghh *sniff* *sniff* chino chan... arghh I want to envelope chino around me and CONTROL HER ARGHh The chino... chino I want to EXCUSE me I will...

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Mine was a little melancholic

My top ten anime are:

1. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

2. Melancholy of Koharu

3. The Melancholy of Melancholia

4. The Melancholy of Kuroko's Basketball

5. The Melancholy of Little Busters!!

6. Melancholy of Shokugeki no Souma

7. Melancholy of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II

8. The Melancholy of My Hero Academia

9. Hachiman no Iroha

10. Melancholy of K-On

The Top 40 anime:

1. Ghost in the Shell

2. Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei

3. Melancholy of Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei 2+3

4. One Punch Man

5. The Melancholy of Macross Frontier

6. Death Note

7. Melancholy of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

8. Arakawa Under the Bridge

9. My Hero Academia

10. Melancholy of My Hero Academia

Note: the number one anime is not counting the original TV series from 2007 onwards.


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According to Yea Forums, the title of Anime of the Decade belongs to: Naruto: Clash Of Ninja. The anime's title refers to the concept of Naruto as 'the Last Battle', while 'Clash' is the title of a real-life war between two powerful clans. The anime has also been referenced by some games including Final Fantasy VII. Some people claim the term is a reference to a popular Japanese sports team: The New England Patriots.

This shows that anime can be a source of trivia for all types of people. With Anime of the Decade in the top position, it is safe to say that there are fans out there who are looking for information about all kinds of things. And what kind of information is there that Anime of the Decade needs to find before it can go viral?

Sources: Yea Forums /u/bkk17 , Yea Forums's /r/anime/ , Yea ForumsAnimeOfTheDecade

No one can beat the cock

A good old time to be a fucking idiot

I feel this on stage

Like a fucking tornado around my ass

I feel this on stage

Like a pussy in the sun

I've never felt this close

I love the one who's like the mother of all dick pics

So I know what's up for me

I know what I'm going to do

I just can't believe this shit


Thanks to mike dyer for adding these lyrics.
Poetry

In the third season of Shingeki no Bahamut, Kizaru finally comes into the picture. This is all thanks to some good old fashioned human sacrifice. You can read more about it in Chapter 5 or the Shingeki no Bahamut manga on BANDAI NAMCO Games site. This chapter was released around the time they released the third season (Chapter 5).

Here is a link to the image which explains what a human is.

In the fourth season, they started to use them as bait for the demons and sent them out in an attempt to kill them. They were the last to die because they are so easily distracted by the supernatural, they could not react at all. Here are some of the more bizarre pictures from the fourth season, if you are interested in reading more about humans see:

Chapter 6 – Kizaru

Chapter 7 – Tsubune

Chapter 8 – Chunin

Chapter 9-Kizaru

Chapter 10 – Kyuubi

Chapter 11 – Seiryuu

Chapter 12

>I feel this on stage
>Like a pussy in the sun
That's fucking beautiful.

1) People who believe the Beatles weren’t real

There's no paradise for you to escape to. There's no place you can go but down to the pit and there is nothing in it to be desired. You are a prisoner of your own flesh. How many times do I have to remind you to make that distinction?"
"The last time was twenty years ago," my voice echoed. The words were hard. They stuck to me like sand. A few more times, I would say this. It seemed that they had always had to do so. The words were becoming louder. My voice trembled, shaking as my fingers trembled. And I was so sorry, so sorry for all of you who have been there, the victims of this horror. I thought about what many people had been through, what happened to your loved ones and families, but most were gone without a trace. I was sorry for you now, too, but I wasn't sorry for so many more. I wish it never became such a thing in the first place. I was sorry for you—for me, in my

damn this reads right out of berserk

Vapeduck's endgame is to make the world go crazy with vape shop, vape shop with vape shop and vape shop with vape shop and vape shop with vape shop. With the advent of e juice culture we've seen the world go crazy with vaping.

The trend in e commerce and vaping is to make people into vapor tourists. We are looking forward to the moment when you all buy your vaping gear on eBay and then take it out for some wild e-crowd surfing on your vacation.

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BubbleBob's Little Friend


Location: London

Age: 14

Height: 5'8

Weight: 210 lbs I thought I wasn't cute anymore when I saw your picture, I didn't even realize how big you are until later...that's what kind of big guy I am...and how I like big cock...yes....mmmmmmm yes that's right....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....fuck yeah....yes yes yes oh fuck yeah yes oh yes


I'm still trying to figure out how big I'll get so if anyone else thinks of anyone that looks like you get it then please message me....

Horny Bikini


Location: London

Age: 31

Tomboys are for every age and every background and all races. They're great!
BONUS: How To Write a Tomboy Fanfic!

Loverboy wrote:

Loverboy wrote:

Here I am! On my third draft of some story I have wanted to write for a while and am here to let you know right away what I found while working on the story. (The fact that you can find me on Facebook makes it even better, though. )

For me, I discovered that if there's a girl in a cave with the wrong clothes on, I can write her as an innocent girl and draw her on my cover. If there was a guy in the same cave with the wrong clothes on, I can write him as the monster the girl is and draw him on my cover. And if there was a girl and she had a boyfriend in a strange cave, I can draw her and write him as a girl and the monster.

What I found is that even when there are only guys, girls, and women, there are still themes and characters to explore, so I decided

The story centers around three characters—Uesugi Kazuya, his twin older brother Tatsuya, and Asakura Minami.
The story is based off of the popular Japanese novel series "The Thousand-Year Blood War." Kazuya was an ambitious officer who was the captain of the Imperial Navy's fleet. After years of battles with his nemesis, Yoshitsune, Kazuya lost both eyes in a daring attack from an aircraft carrier. Tatsuya had been in a coma for months after being hit by a car, but was later revived and returned to duty. Asakura was assigned as Kazuya's right-hand woman to help handle all his business affairs, but she soon became pregnant with his child. Unfortunately, a plot by the emperor, the head of the navy, and his family's secret spy, has caused Asakura's marriage to be annulled, and Kazuya and Shiho have to deal with the fallout, including marriage proposal parties from her sisters and fiance, but they will also-

Not sure how it got to that from the description of a baseball anime.

What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art). First off, her figure. Her boobs look like real fucking boobs if seen through a piece of latex. First, they're not real boobs. She's got a very flat ass, but it's actually a pretty good one if you remember. You can find them on an anime or comic and it's fine, just not for visual appeal. Secondly, those tits look like she has two sets of tits. That's what they looked like for Kaitlin Olson from the original manga when she was about 10. Nowadays they're probably bigger than average and I bet they're bigger than Konata's average size. I think she's also got some sort of perineum and some sort of undernourished nipples so that you can get some good closeups on them. She looks like a pretty girl

>You're not living your life correctly
you're not listening to what you want in your life, and you're not seeing the right people in your life."

Rudman said while the problem of poverty is growing by leaps and bounds it doesn't need an endless campaign of rhetoric. Poverty is a problem, and it is time to recognize that people with lower incomes still are not seeing things their way, because there isn't a "system of wealth creation." And a "system of poverty reduction" doesn't address the root of poverty, including poverty rooted in poverty.

"We need to stop telling people they're going to make it if they work and make the rent, because they're not going to stay afloat," Rudman said.

>mfw Rudman is best Raildex girl

For all the happiness you wish for someone, someone else gets cursed with equal misery. That's how it works for us. That's how we suffer." ~ The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


"We're not the most successful people in the world, we deserve all the problems we get." ~ Harry Potter (2012)


"The world needs a better education system. I like teaching because I have a wonderful classroom... but it can also be a really great job." ~ Michael Jackson (1962)


"We're not the best, but we will always be the best to you." ~ Oprah Winfrey

"Life is worth living, if we get to that point." ~ Michael Jordan

"I have an amazing life in terms of my health, my family, who I'm close to, who I get to love." ~ George Washington

"You're gonna miss me when I'm gone, if you stay with me." ~ Michael Jordan

"I know the real me." ~ Will Smith

"In spite of everything I've done, I have always been grateful for

>Is it okay if I rub my shoes in?

>I don't give a shit

I just live and get on with it" - S.M. - "Lazy" (2014 Remastered) by Kage & M.Y. (1)

In 2013, the group Kage & M.Y. released two songs that didn't have the same significance as the first ones, but they were not too bad in themselves : "Lazy" (2014 Remastered) was a slow-paced and introspective track for their debut album and "Love Yourself" (2013 Remastered) was a song that was recorded during a late-night session after the release of Kage & M.Y.'s debut album "All Day" (2015). Both songs became part of the 2015's Saitama seiyuu movie, Sesshō no Uta , which is an animated movie that features Saitama Ryoma, Nao Higashiyama and Yūji Hayami.


A new song called "Love Yourself" came out last March on January 28th, 2015.


Saitama's Love & Sex Life

One day at a café in Saitama, Saitama and co. are discussing something at a table with the other guys at a table next door

Without the images, I can't tell if you all are actually using the AI to shitpost or just shitposting yourself

>My favorite anime is Non Non Biyori,
and I watch it over and over. This is going to be my last review, so here's why. First of all, the whole "you won't believe this!!" phenomenon that characterizes anime has really gotten out of hand in Japan. I'm sure that will seem ridiculous to most people (see below), but it's still true. As for the anime… well, yes, there are things you can never take from non-anime, which is why everything comes back to me and my own unique interpretation.


Let's start with this. Yes. I was wrong for all those years about what I thought and thought I would find so-called "real" anime. Yes, I found something else. But I can see all of those years later now. I'm not saying that people aren't going to miss what I found and how it changed their lives (not necessarily for me, but for everyone who's seen it), or that I'm an idiot who can't read people when you have their eyes wide open

Without the images, I can't tell if you all are actually using the AI to shitpost or just shitposting yourself in an attempt to attract attention.

This is the same AI I've tried out in the past and you're just taking out all references of my words on the website or on the forum.


To be as blunt as I can with the fact that I'm probably just writing a troll script, I'm pretty sure the AI is using "P-Word Search" to match you to what it knows will be most popular on certain social media content types and tags. It looks to be pretty good at detecting things like how many people have said something related to feminism, women and/or men, gay marriage, feminism, abortion, men being over 30, how many are in the media, how much women are willing and able to work and look for work and to get laid, etc etc.


So, as you can see, the AI will be using this data to find any posts that have been made in response

Don't worry user, I wouldn't lie on the internet.

>Yui coughed up blood. Ritsu looked on in horror. Azusa cried. The three girls were horrified

As Azusa watched her friend being crushed, Azusa realized her nightmare was no less than their reality. She wasn't dreaming about this horror that was before them. For an instant she felt her life slipping out of her control and even her own hands and mouth became numb. She felt the earth shift beneath her feet. The ground beneath her was shaking as she watched Yui's body go into convulsions. The only thing she could feel now was the prickling of the harsh wind against her skin.

I'm not sleeping, Yui thought. I'm dying.

Yui's heart continued to grow fainter. She was getting closer to that moment when she wasn't sure that she could survive.

As soon as the voices became quieter, Yui turned and thought saw someone she never saw before before everything faded away.

what the fuck delete this

4 u

Kiss kiss fall in love, get ready to fall hard for a real man.


You think you just need a kiss to make your girlfriend wet, but she loves real men, kisses are more important and the real man, the one who can make your girlfriend wet, has to fuck you to make her wet too, doesn't he? So go on, put your hands to your own ears and just start kissing her, her tongue moving over your cheek, and let them move with you, kiss her neck and move your head up to her neck, just like the cock she wants and who knows what else?

She wants it too! Don't you have your head down for real men? And no, you won't have a problem, your hands are up by your breasts, you want it in her mouth, don't you? She wants your dick, and you want to make her wet for a man she'll never sleep with. She loves a real cock with two balls inside it, so, what do you have to lose?

Great poem

I think we broke it.

What is this your first day on bot generated quotes?

*mindbroke

>The ending to Welcome to the NHK
is the funniest scene ever, and the most clever I had seen. What's more funny is that I was watching the show for the first time and couldn't see the scene because I was busy, so I had no expectations for it. There was the girl sitting in the hallway, with her hands on her stomach. The camera shot up to her body, and the voiceover said, "What's wrong with that?" When the girl was standing upright, she said, "'I don't understand where everyone has made me do this.'" You realize now that this was the woman who was supposed to be helping her friend, but wasn't. It was so funny, and so heartwarming, that I watched it again and again and it's still not funny to this day. And I'll be forever grateful to the woman who directed that scene and directed a few more of the best ones out there.

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The end of Welcome to the NHK can

Tosaka Rin pleases old men for free ice cream, and one other thing.

Sōma-chan's birthday cake, while delicious now in its entirety , is also made of nothing, instead of being made with only pure butter, with a few crumbles. And to make it even cooler, he makes his own cake with his mother's chocolate chip cookie crumbs that he stole from a bakery back in the day.

The first two scenes in the epilogue were shot in late October of 2002, and featured an entire studio set that resembled a real estate development. The scenes were very similar to the first three episodes of the series, except the first was more of the same, and then one of the main characters appeared in that episode and then went completely insane for weeks afterwards. They also show a lot of real estate development in the United States. All of these scenes are done to make sure this was not just a coincidence, and that Sōma...

Prompt: Ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli
Generated completion:
Don't you get it? You're my dragon, so don't molest it. [pause] Hyaaah. [laughs] (suddenly embarrassed again] Hyaaaaah, what's wrong? You're wearing a dragon suit? You're my dragon? [sigh] I was just thinking. Your suit smells funny. It's like a dragon suit is my face. So you're an actual dragon suit. [sigh] Now then, how about if I try my hand on your crotch? (pause for a moment] I don't know why you keep doing this, but I think your balls are really big. Yours too, maybe. You can probably push me away just now. I won't be able to see you like this while I'm sitting. [pause] [laughs] [sigh] I'm going to pull it back on you. You're a little big for me. I'm not a baby at all! You like that? You like when I'm teasing you about your size? [playful sound] You like me teasing you? [laughs) Well then, I'm

Code Geass Lelouch of the Resurrection is undeniably canon. It's one of those things that is absolutely true based on the interpretation I've seen from people, the only problem is that they didn't put it into the original source at all. In one particular context I feel that it would be a great fitting adaptation to another series of anime rather than someone's imagination. I've done an exhaustive study of the source book and I just feel that I can't really believe that Lelouch's interpretation of canon Geass is actually canon. The fact that it's been done and the fact that the anime series is being directed by Kentarou Morishita seem to refute the idea that it isn't. It really seems to contradict itself for what it appears to be.

It is actually a pretty interesting interpretation, actually a rather interesting one. It's quite different then what I've seen

How is it so good at anything about Evangelion.

>Evangelion is the worst anime
Evangelion is the worst anime series in the entire world because its story is so absurd. It is a ridiculous, ridiculous series of jokes. Shinji and Asuka are so over the top as a pair; every joke in the series is just another example of this stupid nonsense which makes even stupid jokes hilarious!

The show started off being a joke, but now it's become one of the most important elements to my opinion; it is not just its plot but its characters. Shinji doesn't get along with Asuka at all, and Asuka does not even like or respect him.

Shinji and Asuka are the exact same character. They are the same age, the same looks and even the same personality; both are complete morons, Shinji to a fault. It is a stupid show in nearly every important way as well as a stupid show for the most part.


For me, Evangelion is an incredibly stupid, ridiculous, over the top, and over the

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I know exactly where this thread is going.

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is forced to choose a love interest. His father's secret from him is also revealed when his mother is discovered to be a vampire.

The sequel, Bloodbound, took inspiration from the previous instalment, and was about a boy who chooses to become a vampire or become a hunter.

Lmao it just roasted the Monogatari franchise for no reason at all

>Autism: the anime

Autism: the anime adaptation has a very, very low number of autistic children with the average age being around 9 years old. They seem to take on the roles and responsibilities they're meant to. Most of the characters are still fairly similar. They've definitely been able to keep things from getting too out of hand and make me laugh with these stories. The show doesn't stray into too much detail in regards to what's going on in the world of autism or the different levels of autism.

So if autism is something you're interested in, then how does one go about finding out about the anime adaptation? Well, to be brief, if you want to watch the show, go to the English dub and go find the episode. It shouldn't be that difficult to find. If you're looking for more information about the characters or the overall production, check out the Owarimonogatari wiki page out. Lastly, check the official website.

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>Having a waifu is
just so amazing but I feel like she doesn't really fit in with the rest of this, it at least makes the boys feel like they aren't alone...I mean hey if we're talking about the guy, he's just a guy. If not for the waifu she could still be cute. In my opinion there are only four guys in Kogane town that are as gorgeous as the waifu."

"...Really? So this girl is also good."

When Sama entered the house in an instant...Nee-san smiled while laughing.

It really was amazing for a girl...what a cute girl!

"Nee-san, you're really good."


"...Eh...I think you two are pretty close, but it's only been like three days yet you're already such in love!" (Sama)

"...That's true. I'm really good at having fun." (Nee-san)

"Nee-san is too nice" ...Nee-san tilted her head while looking at me in surprise.

What an arrogant girl I think...

"Haa?! But this time I thought I've finally gotten close with

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This thing is fucking great.

Why Darling in The Franxx is better than Neon Genesis Evangelion? Well, I still recommend you check it out. That being said, I do think it is quite amazing. There are some issues at the beginning that I felt could have been cut a bit more, but still, it does take a leap in the dark. Even so, it is a story that I will never forget, and it takes you from your typical teenager experience to a more mature reality where things just have changed and we've moved beyond the world we knew. Also, I can't deny that the pacing is good. It's short, but the story continues to unfold and even though it feels slow, if you are patient, you'll see this thing really grow. It's kind of like finding out a thing. It's very good and the only thing that I can complain about here is the ending/cliché that you will likely never hear from the end of the anime.

Score: **** (8/10

>Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind.
There are no characters who are real and there are no characters for which there is an adequate reason for their presence. Naruto is a show that takes anything it can get its hands on and gives it as good a name as it can. The only thing the characters actually have is their hair. And when your hero is an Uzumaki (who was a jinchuriki) his hair grows long? The rest of them have no hair whatsoever, which are simply a set of arms or legs with no actual body. And now that it's been revealed that the head of the Urahara Clan, the genin of which was Sakura, has had his left eye removed? That's right. Sasuke is literally just the head of the Hokage's security detail. There is no plot, no direction whatsoever, no character to speak of. The entire point of the series is to have Naruto and his friends meet the genin and teach Naruto

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>to make himself Feel

Its smarter than I thought.

>Mya-nee is fat
Mya-nee is fat and she's a girl." He nodded.

"Her mom told me about that."
"Oh, her mom?" I asked.

"The mother. Mya-nee's mom is a doctor; my dad is an air force fighter pilot." He shrugged. "She has one child and I don't know why she wants to call her a wife. It's weird."

"She's a fat ass," I replied, knowing I would get called on it, I had to look the other way even if I didn't want to.

He shook his head. "She's pretty, she wants to be a beautiful wife."

I smiled and told him I needed to do something about that. I asked him how my mom felt about him being married to a girl, but he didn't want to talk about that. He wanted to talk about my dad and my mom.

"What do you think is wrong?" I asked, and she grinned, but didn't answer.


When she asked the question I turned red, like I already know there was something wrong.


'Well…that's what girls are for. If I don't have a girl friend…well

>Shiki can kill Servants
Shiki can kill Servants of Light with ease with minimal effort! He can even destroy the barrier of the Holy Grail." -Dionysos

"He's as powerful as a demon. And so he's always fighting enemies he has never faced; and he has become even more powerful with a new Servant. That's why he fights alongside the Holy Grail. So far, he defeated Kirei Hoshigaki, the demon king who led the demon race in the 16th century and turned the entire world upside down." -Reinhard Schwarz

Bakufu's appearance changed as his body got bigger. His left eye became bigger, his right eye became large and his mouth became bigger. He became taller as well. He was like a monster! But he's also an enemy of the Holy Grail War to protect the Holy Grail! If Kirei gets captured, Bakufu will probably end up dead. However, he's a Servant! That makes him somewhat like a real human. Bakufu is probably similar to