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ITT: things you learned from anime
Easton Barnes
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Aaron Hernandez
2d girls are far superior to 3dpd
Nathan Wright
Charles Taylor
Liam White
you didn't know that already?
Easton Peterson
I learned that from pokemon a year or so ago
Joseph Foster
Justin Thompson
what if i am the scary people?
Austin Lopez
is that a knife with a round end?
Sebastian Parker
Rape unprotected wallets and steal assholes.
Ryder Martinez
wh-what's the fourth
Jack Hall
Aaron Walker
Connor Richardson
A 3D girl does her voice.
Brandon Nguyen
Where the fuck is the second and third?
Cooper Sullivan
1. ass
2. pussy
3. mouth
4. hands.
Isaiah Cox
someone post the "break the noodles in half so they fit in the pot" line from Yuru Camp
James White
4. Urethra
Austin Perez
what about the bellybutton
Tyler Carter
>no armpit pussy
Jeremiah Morris
Blake Jenkins
Adrian Brooks
Jonathan Russell
I learned lots of things about Japan
>All Japanese High Schools have the same basic architectural design
>Japanese people take a proper shower with soap, then have a bath anyway, thus wasting water
>Meat is way more expensive in Japan
>Japanese trains don't run until very late
>If a Japanese woman gets married, she should immediately quit her current job
>Salarymen have to go out drinking with their boss to hostess clubs, a place where you pay women to talk to you
>Train molestors and panty thieves are everywhere
Ayden White
[italian profanity]
Jace Ross
Why would you count 2 hands as one in the context of accommodating dicks?
Jason Phillips
Luke Fisher
Jeremiah Lee
> Females has (Vag, Ass, Mouth, X)
> where X subset of {hands, breasts, other erogenous zones}
> Males has (Penis, Ass, Mouth, X)
> where X subset of {hands, balls, other erogenous zones}
X varies depending on individual, can be compound, but is weighted as 1 orifice.
Zachary Thompson
Ayo what the fuck is this shit. Why would I want to eat short spaghetti
Jayden Lopez
You get into the bath and simmer around in your own filth
Aiden Robinson
Neither the breasts nor the penis nor the balls are orifices.
Jack Ortiz
Ethan Davis
Seiyuu are 2.5D
Gavin Lopez
I'm assuming she's using 1 hand as in that pic which only leaves 1 more hand open.
Alexander Torres
>>All Japanese High Schools have the same basic architectural design
Now that you mention it, they all do look kind of similar. There's always a hallway with classrooms on one side, and windows on the other, there's never 2 classrooms in front of each other.
Jason Perry
Well, wouldn't that be really efficient and save money for the government if it was just one pre-designed building every time?
Cameron Sullivan
fun thign fun
ppl die when theyr kill
dog eat do g food
Gabriel Walker
>wasting water
Lmao, imagine this actually being of concern in any civilized country.
Logan Hernandez
it's a metaphor for the fall of the Roman Empire
Thomas Rodriguez
What do you mean wasting water? it's reused after cleaned
Levi Jackson
It taught me that 2d girl exist, and that they're superior to 3dpds in every way
Connor Howard
Also baths are taken for the sake of relaxation, not cleaning. Only disgusting retards clean themselves in the bath.
Imagine sitting in your own filthy water.
Henry Wright
Back of the knee, maybe.
Nathan Barnes
It is not gay if she have feminine penis.
Joshua Baker
Aaron Cox
Levi Thomas
Isaiah Sanders
Ayden Perry
>Let the knife do the work.
youtube.com
Samuel Ross
Cracking on egg on the countertop is much better than cracking it on the side of a bowl. Thanks, Wataten.
Jordan King
Joseph Long
3D girls should be grateful they get to have a purpose
Jordan Price
Armpit.
Brandon Sullivan
I learned that you can air absolutely anything on Japanese TV if it's late enough at night, and also that female sexual arousal can be ranked on a foodstuffs scale. From lowest to highest:
—Senbei
—Unchewed caramel
—Lettuce
—Cooked pasta
—Okayu
—Okra
—Chewed caramel
—Nattou
—Malt syrup
—Molasses
—Pine resin
Austin Stewart
nothing is impossible when you become Taras Bulba
Dominic Morris
>2d girl exist
user, I...
Noah Peterson
does not count if you don't see her, it is mind
Landon Hughes
Cameron Scott
Is that Miyuki?
Christopher Baker
Charles Reed
How to take off my shirt
Jason Gutierrez
Nathaniel Scott
How to eat a fish properly
Jaxson Collins
>>If a Japanese woman gets married, she should immediately quit her current job
Japanese people hold a very conservative view of family, so that's not surprising
Jonathan Perez
We can still try.
Nicholas Bennett
Dominic Flores
>chinese cartoons did more to teach me how to cook than my failure of parents ever did
I'm actually a fantastic cook, just as a disclaimer. god it's sad.
Dominic Edwards
And then you recycle the dirty bath water into your clothes washer!
Anthony Martinez
Shut up Freud
Matthew Lopez
>his cock fits in one hand
Michael Turner
Grayson Hall
Seriously, why buy spaghetti if you're gonna do that? Just buy any other type of pasta that doesn't draw its iconic appeal from being long. It's not like there's a shortage of shapes, the italians made sure of that.
Jayden Brown
Chuggsie = underrated.
Aaron Ortiz
Kevin Mitchell
It's actually the other way around
Jackson Ortiz
>the energy of the entire universe is gradually increasing
this isn't gurren lagann, buddy.
Benjamin Bailey
>Cutting off the roots
Enjoy your teary eyes.
Andrew Diaz
>what is entropy
Alexander Myers
it sure as shit isn't the same thing as energy
Tyler Morales
That's not how entropy works.You're the one who got it backwards.
Jackson Gray
life: ruined. thank you anime.
Sebastian Perez
I wear swimming glasses.
Asher Jones
her heart
Jaxon Reed
Evan Nelson
If you trigger someone they might be a guitarist.
Thomas King
is there an actual romance to this or is this one of those accidental fall on another person trope?
Cameron Wood
Isaiah Martin
It's time to drop the heavy hitters.
William Nguyen
David Diaz
Fuck that's redpilled. I really need to rewatch this shit.
Adam Morgan
VA FANGOOL TI FACCIO UN CULO COSÌ STUPIDA FIGA
Parker Morris
hire a proofreader
Camden Turner
Samuel Ross
>hoac
Imagine fucking up this badly at just the 4th word jesus
Jace Perry
i don't think i wanna know if that's possible.
David Rivera
Liam Jackson
that's the joke boy , you are suppose to spend time thinking about the 4th hole ,in other word think about sexual stuff and not anything else.
Adam Scott
clearly the guy who wrote this hits the sperm cannon a little too heavily
Joseph Howard
Owen Wood
Who posts the Kaiji ones this time?
Aaron Stewart
To not trust little girls offering classic rock cds.
Joseph Cook
>Alabama
why am I not surprised
Adam Ortiz
>he doenst reads manga and makes her voice
what a fucking pleb
John Brooks
Nose
Carson Morris
>Not really. It hurt the first year or so, but it was fine after that.
>She had been married for fifty-two years.
Robert Diaz
I remember one anime said you make a kitty paw, and that stuck with me. Can't remember the anime, though.
Nicholas Rogers
please tell me that's not real
Benjamin Long
this is a lie
Colton Powell
Energy can't be produced or destroyed, it always stays the same
Jayden Martin
how do you know?
David Evans
What does cum taste like, user?
Wyatt Howard
>believing nonsense by monkey brains
i bet you also believe the laws of physics also stay the same off of earth
Joshua Ward
read it on a mongolian image forum
like rotten condensed milk
Connor Roberts
>he hasn't gone through the proof of Noether's Theorem
Lucas Roberts
Whomst among us has not accidentally splurt their seed into their own mouth
Christopher Wright
Isaiah Morris
I make sure to bend it down so it all goes on the floor
Colton Gomez
>not eating your own cum after masturbating to not make a mess
Joshua Bell
I'm not a degenerate moron so I just finish on the toilet and flush it away.
David Perry
Uretha
Mason Sullivan
>flushing cum
But then you don't know how much you've created? You gotta save in something, like bottles or socks or the carpeting
Jayden Young
It doesn't really taste like anything. Just slightly salty.
Aiden Rivera
The total energy stays the same. However, the amount of free energy, that is energy which can be used to perform work via thermodynamic processes (which is how everything works basically), decreases as entropy rises. Putting aside some issues with an expanding universe and some other inconsistencies with modern physics (really, there's several scenarios for how the universe may end and no one really knows how it will go down), heat death basically means everything devolving into a uniform random state of particles where no long-living ordered structure can arise.
Noether's theorem implies conservation of energy if the action is symmetric with regards to time translation. Call it a hunch, but my personal feeling is that this is not true and we've been barking up the wrong tree for a while. It's just a hunch, though.
David Rivera
I like how we can have a discussion about the entropy of the universe and cum taste/disposal in the same thread, here on 4channel, truly the greatest of websites
Bentley Lopez
y-yeah... accidentally... haha
Matthew Johnson
Energy isn't being created or destroyed, it's just spreading out. Eventually it will become so spread out that useful amounts of work will be impossible, this is called the heat death of the universe
Bentley Hill
Ryder Barnes
>tfw tried to cut using a claw grip like Gordon Ramsay told me to
>ended up slicing off a bit of my fingernail
I didn't know you could cut through fingernail so effortlessly
Jayden Rogers
Ethan Peterson
Jordan Scott
Henry Baker
Easton Parker
Cooper Anderson
Alexander Martinez
it also has the additional effect of keeping wages high enough to support a family on a single income.
Jackson Perry
Matthew Morris
That also applies to homeless people too.
David Nguyen
I applaud you
Hudson Myers
Jonathan Rivera
oppai
Jeremiah Sanchez
Nathan Adams
Leo Torres
It's not her real voice though
Aiden Wilson
Thank you, user.
Sebastian Foster
Adam Campbell
What Shirou's saying here makes sense in context, though.
Ayden Murphy
Hudson Lopez
dostedt
Aaron Reed
Josiah Bell
That sisters are for hugs
Connor Rodriguez
Kek.
Western empire proceeds to collapse as Egypt made the roman treasury sustainable.
Adam Cooper
A-and where is ??
Chase Diaz
Hudson Howard
Jesus.
Jaxon Robinson
This show was too much.
Jayden Jenkins
Andrew Garcia
He said dogs user. I think that covers the homeless.
Daniel Bailey
Jason Adams
Justin Gutierrez
>never resolved
But this is metal as fuck.
Nicholas Young
Cooper Roberts
you want to know how I can tell you're a nigger
Daniel Sullivan
Nathan Howard
underrated.
Maybe if she's an ex adventurer.
Ethan Ortiz
Cloaca
Joseph Clark
epic maymay friend
Isaiah Myers
I learnt this :(
Kevin Martin
They do! They do, user...
Leo Jenkins
Chase Thomas
Sometimes the best wine is at the bottom of the barrel.
Hunter Gray
>so you be sayin’
>we wuz animus n sheit
Brayden Green
>Pedophiles are feet fags
explains it all.
Landon Bennett
This is triggering.
Aaron Ramirez
Kill yourself.
Anthony Reyes
spaghetti is cheap as fuck and everywhere, meme shapes cost more
Gabriel Green
still shit writing by a shit director in a shit series for people with shit taste
Wyatt Nelson
He knows
Connor Diaz
Are you trolling
Mason Rivera
This isn’t normal? I’m a burger that grew up in a white trash area, I’ve never seen someone NOT break them in half
Jace Foster
Where did you get this knowledge?
David Ortiz
you're thinking of entropy not energy, energy is only not conserved when the energy of the isolated system (the Hamiltonian) has a strict time dependence, for example a charged particle between capacitor plates where the field strength is increasing with time because more energy is being introduced into an isolated system over time. As far as is known the total amount of energy in the universe is a constant.
Ethan Turner
But they still share the bath water, and no matter how much you clean yourself, you will start sweating and some of your dead cells will keep falling
Dylan Cox
I used to cry from onions till I worked for a restaurant once and our dicing machine broke so I had to do by hand
I cut one crate of onions by hand and diced them Ive never cried since
My name is anonymous and this is my story
Ethan Taylor
It's okay if you didn't understand it user, there's no need to get so angry.
Ryder Flores
based
Justin Green
Isaac Jenkins
i ricocheted it off my girlfiends chest and it went right in my mouth
Oliver Lopez
My girlfriend is a disgusting halfer too, I'm trying to condition her out of it
Isaac Allen
>carpet
bad idea, rotting cum smells a lot like burning pee
Samuel Morales
Tyler Rodriguez
Joseph Watson
Jacob Morgan
James Kelly
Grayson Evans
A shit ton of wasted electricity
Brayden Peterson
Austin Thompson
I prefer the "being right isn't everything" one.
Nolan Green
>Kyoanus animated this
I misssed the old Kyoanus
Aiden Peterson
Hudson Ward
newfags
Xavier Bell
The friends we made along the way
Brandon Perry
porcodio
Levi Bailey
>It hurt the first year or so, but it was fine after that
Evan Lopez
i did that once, i got in jail
Michael Scott
Anthony Anderson
ears
John Perez
My mom taught me this. For a while I thought she was joking.
Aiden Peterson
>For a while I thought she was joking.
So you didn't trust what she said? Well done.
Liam Williams
Genes don't decide everything, but it does decide a large portion. Either way, obsessing over genes is a shitty mentality, so he's right from that angle.
Juan Russell
its not shitty unless you do it in a shitty way, much like any mentality
realistically like you said genes decide a lot of things and then theres outside factors that determine a large part of who you become too
Justin Morris
Nathan Roberts
Angel Bennett
>Western anime.jpeg
Asher Morales
wait is this true
Matthew Miller
the trips confirm
Dylan Hill
It's a policeman going undercover whilst crossdressing. The show's great though.
Nicholas Ross
I saw this south park episode
Dominic Garcia
Alexander Hall
you clearly weren't doing it right because that's exactly what the grip is supposed to prevent
Jordan Garcia
Parker Thompson
anyone have people die if they are killed?
Alexander Diaz
Me
Kayden Russell
Grayson Fisher
Andrew White
Thomas Lewis
Read the thread.
Logan Richardson
there's 2 versions though I want the one with the loli
Ayden Robinson
Brandon Mitchell
> people think this is deep
Colton Gutierrez
Only brainlets believe in the concept of a deep though
Luke Gonzalez
Evan Richardson
thought*
Michael Reed
t. bugman
James Parker
>Why would I want to eat spaghetti
FTFY. Pasta is literally the worst "food" type in existence.
Lincoln Martinez
t. runs around with retarded false notions because of low IQ
Logan Carter
Two seconds of thinking will make you realize that the noodles will soften up in the water and the rest would fall into the pot making the act of breaking in half completely pointless besides getting shorter noodles which nobody but subhumans want.
Jordan Mitchell
PORCAMADONNA SHIMARIN
Isaac Fisher
I always end up having to bite my noodles off when I make spaghetti because they're just too long
Ayden Johnson
nice.
Asher Lopez
Where are you from that pasta is priced based on shape? Here in Western New York everything costs that same.
Christopher Perez
I tried making a Yukihira style mackerel burger today.
>Didn't have an orgasm
>It fell apart into small pieces
>The sauce was too starchy (though that may have been me, might have to stir it better next time)
>Didn't taste nearly as good as I expected though I couldn't find ponzu in my supermarket so I just mixed basedsauce with lemon juice
>My clothes stayed on the whole time
I feel cheated.
Owen Barnes
Based
Brandon Miller
> thinks IQ is a catch-all measurement of intelligence
> calls others retarded
Jeremiah Williams
you want to know how I can tell you didn't get a very good score on your IQ test
Ryan Allen
>The eyes takes half the face
'Fuck am i looking at
Justin Hughes
Blake Powell
what a hentai material
Lincoln Parker
As do us guys.
Cameron Flores
Low g factor post.
Grayson White
literally all of my fucking irl social skills
Eli Ward
>everything costs that same
I refuse to believe that unless they only sell one brand. Where I'm from the basic shapes like macaroni and spaghetti are extremely cheap and the meme shapes are like triple the price because why the fuck would anyone even buy them except for memes.
Zachary Phillips
Jace Davis
Well isn't it obvious?
Brody Morales
t. still proud of getting more than 110 on that online IQ test he took in middle school
Gavin Campbell
You shouldn't be so afraid of human biology, user.
Jason Sanders
Adjusting glasses is a skill you should practice, like a handwritten signature.
Jeremiah Gomez
not just can, do.
Simply using pumps or direct suckling, twice a day every day will eventually induce milk production in females and males.
Benjamin Hill
Whatever you say buddy boy. My point remains that the only reason you find things deep is because you are not smart
William Foster
Landon Thomas
>TF2_engineer.jpg
Carter Williams
You think that there is nothing interesting of profound out there because you don't engage with anything that isn't superficial. You think that there's nothing beyond the little you already know because you don't read or watch or speak to anything or anyone outside of what you are familiar with.
Thomas Parker
Naw, for for almost every brand the price is the same no matter the shape.
Colton Clark
>You think that there is nothing interesting of profound out
such as?
>You think that there's nothing beyond the little you already know because you don't read or watch or speak to anything or anyone outside of what you are familiar with.
t. read one book about psychology
Jonathan Wright
Don't twirl too much spaghetti on your fork my man
Nathan Torres
This only counts if you can find a 2D example.
Ayden Fisher
Ayden Davis
Probably most, because masturbation is not actually all that common. Most people don't actually do it.
Joseph Evans
> such as?
Start with the Greeks.
Ryan Sullivan
I'm not retarded and I don't need anyone else to do my thinking for me. Give me an example of something that is "profound" or fuck off
Isaiah Lewis
tje jail edit ruins this
Jonathan Myers
>start with the Greeks
Don't do that, they're trying to trick you into reading Plato's inane homosexual delusions.
David King
Tyler Hall
Benjamin Harris
Still cant cut an onion to save my life
Levi Mitchell
> he thinks that something that's actually profound can be adequately expressed in 2000 characters and a picture
You're definitely not smart enough to "think for yourself".
Nicholas Edwards
I see you still haven't posted anything that you consider to be profound. Really anything will do. An idea, a series of ideas, a worldview, a combination of all of them, something else entirely. Just anything that meets your criteria of what "profound" is. I'm waiting.
Juan Wright
Julian Peterson
>I'm not retarded and I don't need anyone else to do my thinking for me
LMAO
Matthew Hernandez
Fucking disgusting.
Samuel Smith
If you have some pseudo intellectual shit you'd like to bring up than by all means go ahead. Give me an example.
Wyatt Brown
What a great doujin
Jeremiah Rogers
I can't tell you something that's profound because profundity requires complexity. It's not enough to post a quote or an excerpt or some nonsense like that, but that's the most I could do on this Taiwanese glove puppetry forum. For example, Nietzsche is famous for those meme quotes like "god is dead" or something about the abyss, but that's not why he's considered profound. Nietzsche's writings are a sophisticated and insightful analysis of the cultural and intellectual climate in Europe in his time, and are even more relevant today. His writing is captivating and well thought out albeit very easy to quote out of context and misinterpret.It's not about some distilled bit of cleverness that you can just tell someone in plain language in one conversation on the internet that'd magically open your eyes to something. If it were that easy they'd just make you memorize that shit in high school. It's a complete package and I can't just rip it apart and through some quote at you and call it profound. It doesn't work that way; not with Nietzsche or anyone else. Whatever it is that one takes from reading him is worth nothing without he process of engaging with the texts. And I can't give you that that experience through my own writing and pictures of anime girls with various facial expressions. Like I said before, start with the Greeks. It's a meme answer but things like Plato's Republic are considered classics for a reason. It's a brilliant piece of writing and what you should take from it is not philosopher kings, caves or any other quotable bit from the text. It's a text that challenges you to think about a great many things in a more sophisticated way.
Logan Martinez
When you kill nigs
Lmao bottom text
Hudson Gutierrez
I learned that in home ec. class in my first year of jr. high school.
Gabriel Sanders
Benjamin Jackson
>Nietzsche's writings are a sophisticated and insightful analysis of the cultural and intellectual climate in Europe in his time, and are even more relevant today
That sounds more as though you're likening him to a historian than some great thinker. And if a commentary the intellectual climate of Europe is a somehow deep or profound thing, does that mean that you could just copy the profound template to make profound works forever? Is it profound because you thought he was right? Because he challenged conventions and thought differently™? The way you say "and it's even more relevant today" seems like you're implying that it's something we should base our thoughts or actions around like a guidebook or something.
> It's a text that challenges you to think about a great many things in a more sophisticated way.
for what reason do I need a book to do that? This is what I was talking about earlier with false notions. There is the objective reality we live in, and then there are opinions. I can walk around and observe things that are objectively true, and make factual conclusions based off of that. On the other side, opinions are opinions and have no real value because they're completely arbitrary and individual. Why should I try to think about things in one way or another when it's all just conjecture anyways?
Robert Cook
Taxation is theft
Liam Lopez
Why did they order this so bizarrely
Tyler Rivera
that's not deep, that's just an application of the definition of theft to the process of taxation. It's justified theft either way
Charles Hall
why?
Bentley Morris
Hudson Bailey
I don't get it. Please explain to a turbovirgin what this means.
Jacob Reyes
What the fuck man
Dominic Mitchell
that's why i don't have surround sound
Carter Smith
Luke Nelson
Girls have the vagina, which is where your dick goes, and they have a pee hole (comparable to your dickhole), which NOTHING SHOULD EVER BE SHOVED INTO and the husband fucked and expanded the wifes pee hole rather than putting it in her actual vagina
Ayden Anderson
There's 2 holes on the pussy the vagoo and the pisshole
She wad getting fucked in the pisshole
This is simple anatomy virginity is not an excuse
Daniel Collins
>accidentally
Julian Green
underrated post
Kayden Davis
>that visible pantsu
man i love this artist.
Samuel Wood
Connor Allen
I heard the artist was a woman.
Easton Flores
I have no sources to refute you but I’m 90% sure that’s bullshit.
Brayden White
Never knew that "mongolian spots" were a thing until I watched Joshiraku.
Dominic Nelson
>Allah takes human form and tries to seduce Muhammad
why haven't the muslims bombed japan yet?
Mason Williams
Wut
Grayson Williams
>all these retards who don't know it's a mistranslation of "girls have 4 LIPS"
Tyler Gray
that's pretty good
Christian Ramirez
Ah I see, I was aware there were two holes, but couldn't imagine that someone would actually do that. I have learned today. That's almost as bad as anal prolapse porn, no maybe it's worse.
Parker Perez
>That sounds more as though...
That's not what I'm doing at all, because historians mostly concern themselves with analyzing historical objects to learn more about the past and its people. I described Nietzsche as offering commentary on what is now the past, but was the present while he was writing.
> And if a commentary...
Social commentary isn't profound by default. What makes his writings stand out from the rest is his methods, viewpoint, depth of insight and so on.
> does that mean that you could just copy...
Yes, people do that all the time. That's why there are people who consider themselves "Marxist" for example. They use Marx's ideas and theoretical framework or parts of it and apply that to their time with varying degrees of success.
> like you're implying ... we should base our thoughts...
No. It's just as relevant today if not more so because I think the tendencies that Nietzsche identified as alarming have only become more ingrained in modern society than they were. Nietzsche is absolutely NOT a self-help guru or someone who claims to have found a guide to utopia.
> why do I need a book...
Do you genuinely believe that you alone posses all the insight necessary to understand the world? If you don't see any value in engaging with the thoughts of others then why are you talking to me?
Julian Gutierrez
> ...opinions are opinions...
That's not how "opinions" work. Philosophy is not about spouting off uninformed thoughts like some boomer at a family gathering. Something that's worthwhile enough to be considered profound is well-thought out analysis of what's going on in the author's time and place that's written based on the author's observations or widely recognized facts. For example, Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' is considered a classic. It's a very well thought out treatise that analyzes the French revolution and (mostly accurately) predicts where it will go and explains the reason why the revolution fell short based on his understanding of how humans work and how societies come to be. It's not valuable because it's a comprehensive Truth about what people are that everyone should unquestioningly believe, but because it offers a compelling argument that props up a certain understanding of humanity, and by engaging with this treatise, you can put your own understanding of the world to the test. It's essentially what we're doing right now, except you'll be "talking" to someone much more worthwhile than a random dude on the internet.
Jason Harris
>Alabama
Owen Hernandez
Alabama
Nathan Turner
That guy really needs to have sex
Andrew Lewis
Clearly it was 2deep for you if you believe it's justified.
Robert Collins
Jeremiah Fisher
>oh this woman is falling
>better grab her by the ears
Guess I learned something after all.
Gavin Jackson
99% of people masturbate, and the remaining 1% are liars
Justin Martinez
>Do you genuinely believe that you alone posses all the insight necessary to understand the world
depends how you define understanding the world. In the scientific sense certainly not, in the moral philosophical sense yes. I'm confident in my own ability to think and reason. I do wonder what you mean by "understanding" the world
>If you don't see any value in engaging with the thoughts of others then why are you talking to me?
because it's important to engage with people you disagree with or else you won't learn anything new. I hate philosophy and I want to understand why philosofags like it
>It's not valuable because it's a comprehensive Truth about what people are that everyone should unquestioningly believe, but because it offers a compelling argument that props up a certain understanding of humanity, and by engaging with this treatise, you can put your own understanding of the world to the test.
If you cannot make objectively true and consistent statements about the world, then what's the value in it? If there's no conclusion to be reached, then what have you gained from "testing" your worldview? At the end of the day it's all just spitballing and theorizing.
Thomas Murphy
so she gives birth at the end of the episode or what?
David Carter
Carson Fisher
>Ears
Nigger you ok?
Elijah Jackson
My father tried his best and didn't work
Liam Lopez
don't forget that an unsolicited rumor can not only ruin your life but also that of your family simply because they are related to you
Parker Rivera
Child abuse never worked. Stupid cavemen.
Leo Gutierrez
You have to realize the one saying that is your pull-yourselves-by-the-bootstraps kind of guy who has an empathic capacity of your average republican voter.
Dylan Phillips
Allicin
Adam Moore
Considering the topic of that discussion is the heat death of the universe, it's pretty clear he meant energy usable for work.
Kevin Miller
In fact I'm pretty sure that's a translation error and QB says it correctly in the original.
Ryan Foster
Mouth, Anus, Vagina, Urethra
Cameron Lopez
>manus
>pes
gee, I wonder why
Levi Bailey
Context matters. Reinhard is saying this because he absolutely despises his father and does not want any of his accomplishments to have anything to do with him. Not even in a vague "you inherited his genes" sense.
Ethan Butler
Gang weeders... rise up!
Jack Wilson
... bellybutton...
Blake Wright
Cameron Gutierrez
This is the biggest fucking lie, its like 1 in a 1000 anime/manga/LN's that actually has an interesting ending. If ever I had a major enjoyment breaking complaint about Japanese media its that they have no fucking idea how to make an interesting ending.
Nolan Turner
fucking hell burgers
Alexander Martinez
>bite them off
bite them off what? why wouldn't you just put them in your mouth? you mean when you eat some end up sticking out of your mouth?
Gavin Williams
>Dies from having shitty genes which decided his individual fate.
Big think.
Wyatt Sanders
This is one of the most basic and fundamental cooking skills. I'm sorry your parents never taught you to cook. It really is unfortunate how poorly the previous generation has prepared this one.
Adrian Fisher
Chest out, Chin down.
Fixed my posture right away.
Easton Reed
like when I'm rolling noodles onto my fork I reach a point where I can't roll any more on and I have to try and suck them in, but sometimes I can't suck them in so I have to bite them off
Nathan Campbell
This one just hits the jackpot
Grayson Rivera
Alexander Hall
It was exacerbated by the stress of ruling and his constant space travel. He would've had a relatively normal lifespan had he led a simple life.
Angel Stewart
Masters of Sex had this, never knew it was a real thing.
Samuel Rogers
The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.
By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.
Neo-China arrives from the future.
Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.
Retro-disease.
Nanospasm.
Beyond the Judgement of God. Meltdown: planetary china-syndrome, dissolution of the biosphere into the technosphere, terminal speculative bubble crisis, ultravirus, and revolution stripped of all christian-socialist eschatology (down to its burn-core of crashed security). It is poised to eat your TV, infect your bank account, and hack xenodata from your mitochondria.
Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static.
Bentley Morgan
> I'm confident in my own ability to think and reason.
I don't know you, but since you are on 4channel, I very much doubt that you're nearly as incisive or articulate as the people I've been mentioning, but this line of thinking leads nowhere so let's agree to disagree.
> because it's important...
By reading philosophy you do what you just said but with people who are more intelligent than me who also write better and have more coherent views.
> If you cannot make objectively ...
Because you don't live in a consistent and constant world. You are governed by the laws of men as much as by the laws of nature. To use a very stupid example, when you walk down the street, your behavior is governed by physical rules but also by the laws of men. You walk on the "correct" side of the road, and specifically on the correct side of the "correct" side depending on your direction. You walk at the socially acceptable speed, with the socially-accepted posture, and so on. Is there any rational reason why we have our roads set that way? Fuck no. But if you think that you don't need to care because they're arbitrary nonsense, do a Naruto run along the centre of a road and see what happens. Statements like Jefferson's declaration of Independence (we hold these truths to be self-evident...) are arbitrary nonsense as well (or are they?) but they've shaped the world you live in as much as any scientific truth. Political philosophy is where ideas like that come from (in large part), and where truths like that are examined. I've only been talking about this particular branch of philosophy, but that doesn't mean that I'm saying that only political philosophy is worth studying. It's just what I know and love.
> If there's no conclusion to be reached, then what have you gained from "testing" your worldview?
I'll let someone else answer that for me: "because it's important to engage with people you disagree with or else you won't learn anything new.".
Joshua Adams
This would later be found as intentional!
Grayson Thompson
Fuck I love Pat labor but why the fuck is that ordered vertically but also left to right?
Gabriel Murphy
? ???
Angel James
That makes sense, though; when would you need to stab things with the pointy end of a knife while cooking?
Jordan Scott
Yeah, it's a santoku knife.
John Barnes
Pointy knives are good for cutting meat and fish. You use the tip to cut around bones when filleting.
Henry Price
So many life lessons from this show.
Samuel Cruz
Google and iqdb are failing me. Can I get a hint on the artist?
Michael Johnson
Based grandma.
Benjamin King
Sometimes i search the same text that appears on the images, alongside the character if they are not human. example the fairy?
Jack Russell
thanks incel
Ryan Collins
Who the fuck goes camping and eats spaghetti?
Eli Cook
But dogs are fun things that eat dog food.
Nathaniel Gomez
Why not? It's lightweight when it's dry.
James Rogers
Things you need to make spaghetti:
Noodles
Spices
hamburger meat
tomato sauce
Onions(optional)
Enough water to boil the noodles in
A dish to cook the meat in
Spaghetti is a massive asspain on its own, much less when camping
Nathan Garcia
So does more happen or is this a one-off joke?
Adrian Myers
Japan is smart and doesn't let any in
Jonathan Murphy
Noah Price
Wat
Spaghetti is just a canvas. You can just make spaghetti with some herbs, olive oil, garlic, a squeeze of lemon, and some grated parmesan.
Gavin Gray
It doesn't make immediate logical sense in Japanese since their words aren't latin.
Benjamin Thompson
Spaghetti tends to take a lot of water, then the water needs strained which means another tool unless you use less water so that it absorbs meaning you'll have gummy pasta. Also the pan needs to be large unless you are a sinner and break the pasta. Then you need sauce which is usually in glass fragile containers, etc. Just everything you need is more complex than putting meat on a stick or in a pan. Also noodles are just starch carbs, beans and potatoes have more nutrition and aid in filling you.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
you really need to go back
Noah Ross
Things you need to make spaghetti:
- spaghetti
- a mess kit
- one of those 0.5 kg collapsible wood burning stoves where you can boil water from a nearby lake or melt snow (no need to use your bottled water since the water will get disinfected in the process anyway) and then cook the spaghetti in that water
- not being a pussy who demands his camping food to be a top class culinary experience
Christopher Edwards
Spaghetti is an odd thing to eat while camping. Though if I were to have spaghetti while camping it would probably be spaghetti squash. Simply just sit the squash near hot coals, then cut open and fluff with a fork and add salt oil, and herbs and you're set.
Grayson Bailey
YOUTH IS A HOAC
Adam Fisher
Anime made me homophobic.
Henry Miller
Spaghetti noodles are not spaghetti you fucking chimp
Austin Scott
that is so offensive
Luke Edwards
Op, this is a very retarded way of cutting onions, pls don't do this.
Grayson Gutierrez
It is kind of unusual, however it provides plenty of calories and takes up a very small amount of space when packed. I'd rather have brown rice or potatoes, myself.
Chase Jones
It depends on how you want your onion cut. If you want thicker pieces like for a stirfry then what they're doing is right. If you want rings for a burger then you turn the onion.
Kevin Brown
I mean it's the standard technique. Vertical cuts followed by a few horizontal cuts, then chop down.
Benjamin Reyes
lol
Easton Brown
D-delet this!
Sebastian Cooper
>takes up lots of space
>hard to clean
>can't change size
No thanks.
Chase Sanders
Robert Cooper
Guess he flunked basic genetic for not being able to diferentiante genes from phenotype.
David Cooper
*AHEM*
THE FOURTH MOUTH IS OBVIOUSLY THE SOUL
fuckint virgins itt.
I fucking swear.
Gavin Long
>criticizes something for an arbitrary detail
>tries to show off knowledge
>fucks up, clearly doesn't even understand the subject himself
I know a great website where you'd fit right in
Sebastian Gray
>water that touches your body instantly becomes "filth water"
fucking faggots. its just water. you can lay in a tub of water for a while, its fucking fine.
Jonathan Robinson
This makes since though. It's like saying don't knock till you try it. Why ask to be killed if you haven't even tried living?
Nolan Taylor
Jacob Gonzalez
>a big hunk of plastic designed for 1 task that'll end up collecting dust
Don't buy any kitchen gadget that performs a task which can just be done with a knife
Noah Hill
Fuck granny knots, just learn Ian's knot and never waste time with a knot ever again. It also never breaks.
Oliver Cooper
Delicious!
Jason Clark
if all energy reaches thermodynamic balance then we can't no longer transform energy. But that can only happen if the universe expands enough to basically exploit all available energy.
Jayden Sullivan
A housewife would lose her precious time in kitchen with an instrument like that.
Joseph Clark
alternatively, let it sit in the water for like 30 seconds soften and then it will all cook together. She's not wrong tho my mom always does that.
James Moore
Damn, I feel pain reading this.
Hunter Gutierrez
>Youth is a hoac
>Fro them.,
>torebelling
Kek, what dialect is this?
Julian Green
I was really disappointed that I recognized this image from the thumbnail and what it's replying to, truly this will continue to haunt me for the rest of my life. It hurts my soul to read this.
Anthony Reyes
What i learned from anime:
>Empathy, acceptance of oneself, friendship, duty, love, redemption from mistakes
What you learned:
>Cutting onions
Consider yourself a worthless human being.
Chase Perez
Observational facts are not objective truth because they are subject to interpretation by the observer.
Jayden Adams
To be honest, every time I think an anime is delivering a message of any weight or meaning, the author/director's teenage autism just shines through and breaks the whole fucking feel
If there's any respite, it would be the theme of sacrifice and the resolve involved in marching to your death with equanimity. It's painfully realistic enough so that even a degenerate like me can come to respect it.
Samuel Harris
fuck off. I will admit that the japanese are good at making interesting storylines but they SUCK at endings.
Cooper Taylor
>10+ replies by people LARPing as Italians and pretending to be mad
Every time.
Colton Butler
>pretending
Swear on my mudda you take that back ya gabone
Joseph Nelson
Joshua Morgan
all dogs die
Joshua James
gabbagool
Noah Hill
mouth, cooch, anus, back of knee.
Christian Reed
Chef's knife is my knaifu. All others are trash.
William Smith
en.wikipedia.org
> Japan accepted 0.3% of refugee applicants, many of whom are Muslim
Ethan Hill
and like, 3 of them were instantly arrested for rape
Asher Mitchell
>a girl said good morning to me and I thought she wanted to marry me fucking whores
Xavier Brown
and people don't want there to be sex education in school
Henry Bailey
I miss it!
Tyler Carter
You completely missed the reference.
Jose Gomez
ok then bring sauce too
Josiah Thomas
>thus wasting water
Bath is reused by everyone else
>Japanese trains don't run until very late
They don't run late unless something bad happens
Mason Cox
This.
Also you can't find short spagetti that easy everywhere, you self-centered bitches.
Zachary Sanders
Jaxson Gonzalez
Said no LoL player ever.
Jason Scott
This is what I do when I eat noodles. I break it in half first.
Ayden James
Free will is a myth.
Jordan Reed
Thanks to Doppio vs Risotto I learned if blood is deprived of Iron it makes it hard for red blood cells to deliver oxygen to the body and the blood itself turns yellow without it.
No joke a lot of things about biology I learned from jojo, sasuga Araki I guess an immortal vampire's gotta know a thing or two about human biology
Hudson Gutierrez
I learned that anime is propaganda, in the sense that it makes gaijins love japan, while in reality it is a depressing place.
I would say Japan is a nice place to visit (visited the place a few times), depressing and boring place to live in (I know people who immigrated there there).
It's probably the price to pay for having a "utopian" society.
Justin Miller
A little closer to heaven.
Jose Long
I’m Italian and not breaking spontaneously breaking out into hives. Is this normal?
Chase Stewart
If you want happiness, go get it.
Henry Phillips
Religion is a joke
Brayden Sanders
We are all pawns, controller by something greater.
Christian Wilson
controlled* fuck
Levi Long
>something greater
it's only lolis
Charles Ross
I think I needed this
Luke Nelson
Dogs die if they are fun
Caleb Roberts
anime
you are looking at anime
Isaac Baker
Luis Harris
Aaron Wood
>implying my asshole isn't also my wallet
Samuel Williams
Didn't you people have parents?
Henry Brown
chef boyardee
Eli Bennett
This happened to me
Sous saw me crying
said "Sharpen your knives retard"
rest of the kitchen staff call me a queer for the rest of the shift
Go home with a newly purchased stone and you-tube that Jap guy who makes crazy knives
I've never had an issue since.
Benjamin Davis
Commie era schools in Poland all have the same basic design because they were built to double as nuclear World War 3 field hospitals dispersed through the cold war frontline.
Luis Reed
4. Bellybutton.
Justin Clark
Japanese nuances and how to speak with a japanese accent
Luis Scott
How do you recover from this situation? Jesus.
>tfw forgot for a moment
Jordan Edwards
Is this actually true? Literally avoid those.
Cooper Perez
Wait, what does he mean by this? That you should work for money? I thought it was going to go the other route.
Levi Flores
Why do you bring this despair onto me, user?
Colton Martinez
Fucking burgers man lmao
Kevin Sanders
Truer words were never spoken
Nathan Garcia
Adam Campbell
Sakuga
Grayson Butler
>not using the serrated bread knife for everything because the serrated edge makes it the most powerful of all knives
I shiggywiggywockywoo dare you.
Landon Richardson
kek
Evan Anderson
Austin Barnes
based and shall I say, redpilled.
Lucas Anderson
Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?
Isaiah Cox
And tea.
Hudson Cooper
fucking retard
Aiden Price
kek
Lincoln Nelson
Sebastian Hall
Does someone have the greentext with user messing up the words?
Juan Baker
Fuck you almost loled inclass.
Kevin Lee
Josiah Rodriguez
So you had to learn all of those from cartoons while the other user already knew them. Pretty sad.
Joshua Williams
>Breaking spaghetti in half
This isn't as simple as one might expect.
Kevin Ortiz
This is exactly what bronies sounds like.
Colton Brown
in democracy truth is decided by vote
Brody Stewart
People are dog food.
Camden Campbell
Only in direct democracy. In a representative democracy 51% of people can vote for the best representative but only agree with a fraction of their "truths".
James Peterson
hahaha wow what a faggot
Hunter Collins
Nothing is "profound". Statements can either be identified with reality and be called true or are products of the imagination and must therefore be false.
Lucas Russell
to all the larping faggots: there are recipes for which you break the spaghetti. There are also pasta types that were sold in a long form that you had to break before using it.
Juan Allen
Fucking BASED
Isaac Cooper
Joshua Adams
but then one side of the pasta will be more cooked than the other...
Brandon Flores
cringe
John Carter
>Yea Forums debates philosophy
I wish I'd continue on the road but I decided to do something useful with my life.
Just listen to the song, it's accurate enough
youtube.com
TL;DR is people used to have nothing else to do than pondering what is existance, justice, science etc..
Now we have TVs and philosopher is a dead profession. So just stop argueing because none of you are right nor wrong.
Charles Sanchez
I agree, but that's fictional endings in general really.
Jacob Rodriguez
well, I guess you can force a resolution for them.
but other people will hate you for that so it's not really a good idea
Eli Harris
Do you really only watch anime or cartoons? Have you tried picking up a book or watching non-blockbuster movies?
Ian Ward
genes decide the potential, but effort decides how much of that potential is realized
Aiden Moore
That's why I specified fictional endings in general.
Jaxson Adams
So what do you think books and movies are? Non-fictional? Sorry but you're being kinda unclear here.
Ayden Rogers
I'm saying that yes, I've read books and watched non-blockbuster movies. Fictional endings don't only pertain to anime and cartoons.
Noah James
Well that kinda explains it then. Your definition of an "interesting ending" is either outlandishly narrow, or you just consume fiction in a very narrow variety. Either way, I feel sorry for you.
Jaxson Harris
I feel like you're just insulting me tbqh...
Joshua Foster
sadly, it's entirely true.
Jack Rivera
Hell maybe I am, I'm not even sure. But I am at least partially sincere.
Michael Edwards
I am just so perpetually tired.
Brody Sanders
don't worry, cleaning that shit wastes more time than you saved. it's actually a kitchen-trap for dumb women.
Carson Allen
True. Women want projects, not complete human beings.
Angel Barnes
Nicholas Myers
I don't, and I doubt there's anyone else who'd punish me for it as much as I punish myself.
I'm just a very self destructive person.
Easton Campbell
I do not think anyone would even care enough to scold me for it
Elijah Carter
just commit suicide already
John Lewis
Once my mom is dead. Which probably won't take that long anymore, since she already has cancer.
Lincoln Moore
Matthew Stewart
subscribed
Julian Perez
Lincoln Perez
John Peterson
Now listen here you lil shit I watched all seasons of the Sopranos
Robert Parker
Nathan Wood
DON'T STOP
Caleb Torres
this whole show is just one hot pot of life lessons
Sebastian Ross
Watch any Baki episode and you'll have so many random fucking facts.
Lucas Robinson
Got me
Xavier Evans
holy shit
Nolan Foster
>great to visit but shit to live in
Literally how you view every other country in the world when you live in the west
Caleb Jones
>anime is propaganda
Tin foil hat much?
Oliver King
why are the trannies manlier than the men???
Liam Sanders
how to distinguish between reality and imagination...
Cooper Evans
Then he was successful.
Nolan Campbell
got a few
Jonathan Rogers
I mean if there was such a thing as "unintentional propaganda" then the dude really isn't wrong. But to put it in better terms, anime and manga (usually) romanticize Japan to a certain degree. Though if you dig a little deeper beyond moe, shonen or slice of life you'll get a better perspective
Jordan Kelly
Dominic Edwards
William Garcia
Jackson Long
Colton Baker