Nande Koko ni Sensei ga

Something about Japanese genes and shortstack genes and MY FUCKING DICK genes

I want to fuck the chibi version too

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I miss good typesetting.

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>missing out on hiro's moans
I don't think I can handle the next 4 weeks.

I'm guessing stream typesetting is better but horrible niggers can't rip it properly (at least it's the case for Senryuu).

>Expecting anything decent from Sentai

Outside of being the only dubbing studio to not be run by assholes, they're easily the worst still.

Moans are there in the ATX version at least. I can't wait for them to cut the pee chapter.

Stomach bulge.

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What happened to bros before hoes lads?

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>24 years old
>39kg

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>Her left nipple must be huge

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I like it desu

Is this the worst looking Kaneko show?

It was a lot more relaxed than the usual and there were no full-screen censors.

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I can't believe how hard I am right now.

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BUY OUR BDs!

Sorry, censoring ATX makes us pirate the BD on principle.

...How was this even aired? This is straight up hentai.
I feel bad for Matsukaze's seiyuu; she sure fell hard from acting Mikuru in Haruhi.

it's better. Just like i appreciate more the porn posted on blue boards, it's the same with anime: fanservice > hentai

>39kg
What the fuck

i miss when ecchi was actually ecchi

Under-boob is the best

STANDING

She's starving

ON THE EDGE

For cock.

Yup, a wasted potential of a god tier ecchi manga
I'm still pissed about pic related
Did they cut some scenes this episode?

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OF PAIZURI

My nigga.

it only happen in the internet and fiction

Neat, they changed the opening to match the girl they are focusing on from now on.

How does Abe get away with this?

>146cm
>39kg
>atleast 5kg is that of tits.

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>erect nipples didn't get censored

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reminds me of NENE

>85cm bust
Those tits aren't going to be 5kg

Them cutting that scene has to be because of some bullshit with her being in highschool.

at least the censorship looks kinda funny. makes it somewhat bearable

39kg
holy shti
that can't be right

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She looks too big here. Or maybe Suzuki is too small.

Pervert.

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They could be, since she is so small her breasts have to be much bigger to reach that 85cm bust measurement.

Why is he holding her like that?

the people who come up with these stats have never actually measured the way of anything, have they?

>way
fuck me, I can't brains today. "weight" obviously.

That's pretty hot. I wish the author wrote a shota spinoff doujinshi.

Rule number one of anime, a characters stats are a sheet of lies. They assume she had no bones and organs under her tits, and that tits can be that huge naturally without plastic surgery.

no one ever follows that. you can be the best bro he ever had and the hoe the skankiest cunt ever and he'll still betray you.

>and that tits can be that huge naturally without plastic surgery.
I don't really care about that one, it's fiction so everything goes. It's just a bit weird when they don't have their fiction match up then - girls with monster tits wearing less than malnourished boys, guys who look like they are 30 are actually 15 and stuff like that.

She's a cute pervert at least.

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>tags:full_nelson

>wearing
*weighing
>fucked up the same word twice now
time for sleep. maybe I'll dream of cute senseis.

That mantra is true until anything with a vagina appears.

Nice jew nose Suzuki.

maybe her butt hurts

Blah blah blah manhandle Blah blah blah bend over blah blah blah horizontal surfaces

>didn't go for the kill when I could have and only got her number which obviously didn't lead to anything, by then she was sober again because I was the driver and would have left 3 people stranded
>next time one of them left me behind without even saying a single word to fuck some slut
men are fucking disgusting when women are involved.

From what?

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>men are fucking disgusting when women are involved.
This is true

Try competing with your best bro to get a girl. It will take 3 minutes before it turns petty as fuck.

She's literally made for it, especially with her delinquent partner.

Really makes you imagine.

hmmm

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I miss it bros. I miss it when Kaneko gave a shit.

He's completely innocent in this case, there's nothing he can do if the show's producers have hands so itchy that they even tricked AT-X.

A fun challenge is to try and watch this show without getting a boner.

I do wonder about that because he seemed really into this project based on interviews. He liked the teacher student romance along with how erotic it was. Kodansha has to be to blame for this shit.

The worst part is that they're doing really well, meaning that other companies will probably follow suit.

It's easy for this version of the anime. The manga is god like though.

She's been in a lot more explicit things than this.

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Suzuki a good boi

Or you have no idea of the ideal Japanese bodytype. On average they are around 156cm tall and high 40s to mid 50s in weight. She's like 10 cm shorter and 10 kg lighter than many girls, which is completely realistic. T. guy who has banged many ~42-45kg 150cm pocket rockets from Japan.

sensei bump

Think of the possibilities

What a sexual predator

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Boobs mashed against glass is the thinking man's fetish

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Glad someone else gets it. Can't wait to see how the anime botched it.

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Why don't these people do porn instead of ecchi? Ecchi is just boring to me.

>shortstack
Hey, nic-
>voiced by Goto Yuko
Is this perfection?

Post more webms.

You can always just read the manga.

Hentai is extremely low budget.

It's a female guys of course it's possible.

It's a sad reality too but ecchi just doesn't do it for me.

SMALL AND PORTABLE SENSEI

When are the BDs coming out?

>39 Kg
Not even my cousin who is skinny as hell got to this weight and had that figure. What the flying fuck Japan.

Poor girl is malnourish.

The director has made hentai before, but yeah what said, sadly no money in making hentai.

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Porn is so boring though.

Yuko Goto doing her Mikuru voice for Sensei was kind of nostalgic.

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I mean, it's a Japanese, female, teacher. Overworking and lack of decent meals could really kill any amount of healthy fat she should have, plus any unreasonable fears of being fat because of the good old "Asian standard of beauty" that gets really retarded really fast.

>But what about those fat tits and ass

Because sex sells, and it's an self insert lewd series, you and most people in here likely wouldn't be discussing this if she were plain would you?

She's done quite a few R-18 gigs user
>vndb.org/s833

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It got me to read the much better manga at least

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>lactation

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>trying to button two buttons
He knew

She's a fucking midget, that's how
She's 4 ft 10

The important question is, has the artist ever drawn penetration?

Why is she lactating when she's never even had sex much less a kid?

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They also cutted the horrors house chapter and the sensei visiting him after he graduates (but i think they will show that one at the end of the season)

She's not, it's sweat that is running down her nipples.

I'm just glad she's doing stuff again. I wasn't sure she'd ever come back after the whole lupus thing.

Pretty sure neither of those things are necessary to lactate

>I feel bad for Matsukaze's seiyuu
Why would you user?

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mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/galactorrhea/symptoms-causes/syc-20350431

Wait, if kojima sensei met kid sato when she was in highschool and Kojima and Sato's mom are just a few years apart..... does this mean that sato is the result of a teen's pregnancy?

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This has been really bothering me. Was his mom pregnant with him when she was like 12?

I just made the fucking math
>Kojima is 24 yo
>Sato is 18 yo
>They are 5 years apart
>Sato's mom is 7 years older (At best, since her age isn't specified) than Kojima
>Kid Satou might be a 5-7 year old when he met Kojima sensei
>She fucking had Satou when she was 12 years old

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Is his mother where this school's teacher-student epidemic began? When she seduced Kana.

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Shit, im retarded

Let me fucking do this again or else i wont fucking sleep
>Kana 24
>Sato 18
>5 years apart
>Sato's mom is 32 years old at best
>She had sato at 14
>When sato was born kana had 9 years
>Kana and Sato met when kana was 14 and sato 5
I shouldn't overthink a ecchi anime but this shit triggers my autism

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ONE MORE TIME
KANA 24
SATO 18
SATO WAS BORN WHEN KANA WAS 6
SATO'S MOM MIGHT BE AT BEST 10 YEARS OLDER THAN KANA
SHE FUCKING HAD SATO AT 16 THATS IT I FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT CALL ME RETARD I FUCKING DESERVE IT

Retard.

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Just give up.

I'm thoroughly confused so I'm just going to assume Sato's mom got into accidental sexy situations with one of her highschool teachers

The fuck has age got to do with weight?

>even tinier than IMAGINE tier
jesus

please tell me he's hung like a horse.
>tfw his dick could go all the way to her mouth

>ribbon panties
confirmed turboslut!

>same BMI as me
She should be a fucking skeleton if her breasts are included in her weight.

>shortstack with scary giant
is this best pairing?
or will 3rd one be best?

>it bulges so far out of her stomach that she can give him a paizuri while being penetrated

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Third's a manlet and a tanned tomboy, but they felt a little more one-note than the others. I like the fourth one the best, since out of all the translated pairs they're the only couple that wasn't childhood friends/one of them was secretly in love with the other for a long time. Scans are on the fifth couple which the anime won't cover, which is good as so far the fifth couple's arc sucks.

kek
patrician, but still kek

>Third's a manlet and a tanned tomboy, but they felt a little more one-note than the others.
damn that sucks, she looks great and the whole 'tan tomboy (wo)manhandling some guy' was appealing, was looking forward to it. ah well

It's a good arc, both manhandle each other a lot. Their story isn't #1 but their lewd shenanigans are certainly up there, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

ah, nice to know! can't wait. also they should have less episodes I suppose, given first one had 4 episodes. 1 pairing at least will be 1 episode short.

>he thinks all people are americans

How many episodes until the one where she needs to pee?

Conceptualize

Someone edit that censorship sign onto the characters holding hands

Will we make it to Sensei no. 4?

Ignore landwhales being triggered.

show me da-whey my bruddah.

Ecchi is more arousing, it is hentai that is bland because there is often little to no buildup or emphasis on foreplay. Plain sex regardless of method is just monotonous and boring to watch.
The constraints in ecchi often force more imagination, creativity, and foreplay.
The low budget would be a sizeable factor as well but it the first point made still stands even if both are on equal footing.

Holy shit this manga is literally unlimited boners. Did this artist do doujins before?

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>did doujins about loli boats
>now doing a manga about hags
What did he mean by this?

>lack of decent meals
Few places promote obesity as thoroughly as the US does. A ‘decent meal’ in the US would be overeating anywhere else.

Uhh I know short girls that are less than 100lbs. Its not out of the ordinary.