Why don't you buy a cow user?
Why don't you buy a cow user?
For a normal person cows aren't worth rhe maintenance on them. Chickens, sure. Cows? Leave that to the farmers.
Because I'm worried about getting my pelvis being destroyed
Japanese cows don’t eat as much as a European cow though. They also require less space to be healthy.
that doujin always made wonder if the guy committed bestiality with an actual cow and not a qt cow girl
It's better to have it destroyed by something with less excess far.
Taropun is fun.
It jokes, but everyone here acts the same way with elves, just the opposite.
>see human
>"eh"
>give her pointy ears
>"AHHHHHH FUCKING SEXY DARK ELVES I'M CUMMMMMMING"
I don't think I can OP
Not interested
But humans don't have both a penis and vagina...
That variation might have been better if it was a version of humans that had both, not the elves.
Breasts that big would be at knee level
They are monster girls because their breasts are magic.
Milk
>tfw no broken pelvis
>not wanting minotaur cow bitches with the leaky titty
Pathetic.
deep
>not "holy cow"
One job.
The main appeal of elves aren't the pointy ears but the fact that they are a different race/specie that looks like humans meaning that xenophile and taboo-breakers will love it.
The OVA for this was so fucking disappointing.
cheating whore
Yes.
Then just fuck her in doggystyle.
But then how do you take a drink from the taps?
It raises serious ethical question.
I wanna hop in that spring with her
Where do I sign up?
All the water would splash out