What do you call this body type?

What do you call this body type?

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kanpeki, desu

baka-type

a fucking rock

Male

androgynous

whatever it is, it makes me rock hard

Tall flat

boy

How the fuck can people sit through this shit without being repulsed by the awful cg animation and the ugly designs?

gembutt

I just realized that he doesn't paint his nails, and paints the rest of his body, instead.

Because I don't think the cg looks awful or that the designs are ugly? Also because I enjoy shitposting about gems

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yaoi

fpbp

imagine believing that hnk has shit design

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>bunch of androgynous faggots with the same lanky and frail body type, virtually indistinguishable from one another if not for their hair
Yup, they're shit

>frail
Except for Phos

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faggot

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>virtually indistinguishable

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My wife.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I LOVE PHOS!!!

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Why would I waste time watching a fantasy series if all I was interested in was looking at sissies?

LEAKS?! LEAKS? LEAKS NOW LEAKS?! ARE THERE LEAKS?!?!

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Maybe you'd have more luck if it wasn't more than two and a half weeks from the chapter release

oh yeah let’s just slap some breasts on these gems because that makes perfect sense plot-wise

Phos is cute

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Phos is the cutest!
>master1200

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>awful cg
>ugly design
Imagine having taste this bad

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>what going on in this threa-
HOLY SHIT MY ROCK HARD ERECTION IS THAT A PHOSPHOPHYLLITO DES?

If I was watching a show where the premise required all the character to be grey blobs, regardless of the merits the plot had the designs would still be shit.
I'm not saying anything about the writing of the show because I dropped it after one episode since the premise didn't hook me in and it was one of the most visually unappealing shows I had ever experienced.

>look at the pretty colors! isn't this amazing?!

speak to me in simple terms
I'm no master scholar
but is the gem that came back from the moon really Phos?

i think your issue is just with the cg. highly recommend the manga because this series has the most unbelievably in-depth design I’ve ever seen

forgot the file, sumimasen

>YOU CANNOT ENJOY STUFF
read the manga then, that's maybe more to your liking sourface
what a fucking bitch, just hating on something because it's doing good and has a moderately big fanbase

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Yes.
Phos is still Phos, and Phos is still trying his hardest to do the right thing.
It's part of why I love her!

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she isn't trying anything because she's fucking dead

Heh

I feel sorry for whover has this shit of a taste

gembutt

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He's so vulnerable. Imagine all the things you could do to him.

sexy

pique perfection

Yes he is

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Prismatic 2/m

enby

I wonder.

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Fuck off already you got btfo the last time you tried this shit just go kill yourself

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I want to be a moonie tasked with dicking the gems with my slimy moon cock until their latent human lust surfaces.

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Moon gems

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I don't know what you are talking about, but I got my answer.
This shows only attracts fujoniggers.

3DPD

honorary gem

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>One is mercuried
>One is mindbroken
>One is literally broken into pieces, separated across the island
This is not your usual failure, this is some military-grade advanced failure.

Yellow might have been mindbroken into something less pathetic.

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unf

>only two of them ever tried to fight the others seriously
>the weakest managed to crack the toughest besides sensei
>now has made Eucler, the father of lies, question his position in gem society

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like that's your opinion my dude and that's ok, but none here cares about it anyways

EXACTLY what I want to look like

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That's kinda... the point? Adamant carved them all personally, so while they do have more differences than just their hair, they're all works by the same sculptor. It makes Phos' physical transformations stand out more.

There might actually be more individualism/bodymodification among them in the future, with how the moon-gems are being exposed to humanity and Cairngorm has become... okay, bad example.

The moodlight jellyfish are the real MVP of the show.

It's aesthetically pleasing to many people, but they all at least appriciate some shoujo proportions.

Also the personalities of the gems themselves make some of them eminently fuckable.

Also also, a lot of gemfags like the story, since there's nothing else like it being made today. It's not any of the usual rom-com/isekai/shounen/bad drama stuff that's almost become the norm for the anime/manga industry.

That's Lapis crying because she fucking ruined Phos like the nosy bitch she is.

Reading the manga.

last chapter suggests yellow is not mindbroken

Literally one of the points of enjoying a visual medium. HnK stands out with its cinematography. I dont't care for the CGI either, but at least the direction was solid.

>crying
Keeping the alloy inside his body clearly takes effort

Yellow is now in the post mindbroken state, the question is whether he's regressed or not

She's the perfect waifu. Beuatiful and glittery.
Short on cash? Sell her off for 3 billion dollars.
Win win.

I love gems so much

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If anything he looks even more mindbroken than usual, that padded room is telling.

I don't think you heard me so I'll reiterate.
I WANT TO BE A MOONIE TASKED AT DICKING THE GEMS WITH MY SLIMY MOON COCK REAWAKENING LATENT HUMAN LUST WITHIN THEIR CONFUSED AND VULNERABLE SELVES AS I BLOW MY LOAD INSIDE THEM.

I WANT TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE DIA!
seriously what do I need to do

Take hrt and join the socks discord on /vrchat general/ on vg.

rock waifus

the rocks are not female, you fucking autist.

Pray to her every day and hope reincarnation into androgynous anime rocks is a thing

Exactly.
They contain secondary sexual characteristics of both sexes while having no primary sexual characteristics.
They are quintessential trannies.

the rocks have no titties, they're just extremely lithe and have long hair.
they're essentially young boys with painted nails and iridescent hair

I WANT TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SENSEI!
seriously what do I need to do

shave your hair and get buff
buy some monk robes

>trannies
I don't think you know what that means.

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Perfection, for rocks or otherwise.

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Hi again shitposter-kun.

>No tits
My gf is AA batteries but I consider her a god given gift.
The gems have child birthing hips and asses + faces.
>b-but I don't wanna be a faggot fucking gems
STICK IT IN THEIR GEM HOLE AND MAKE THEM WRITHE AND MOAN IN ABJECT PLEASURE YOU BETA

>faces
androgynous and depends on the gem
compare Bort and Dia

>child birthing hips
they're not particularly wide

>asses
training

>this is the ass of a young boy

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You're are ignoring argument breakers such as Diamond, Zircon and Melon being fuckable beyond compare. Especially phossu ch 1 being such a cock tease.
Don't have sex.

The fact they’re canonically genderless ruins them for me. Can’t love a genderless rock.

The anime portrayed them in a lewder, more feminine fashion

The manga drawings barely have any butt or hips

>he wouldn't fuck a rock
Take a load of this pussy

what's wrong with fucking genderless rocks?
And you can always feminize your genderless rock

the ideal male/female body

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Of course you can? If anything, it's a purer love on their part because you know it isn't just an artifact of biological imperative.

The world would be a far better place if everyone looked like a genderless rock

How does this pose works?

5 cute facts about Phos:

- She's a rock!
- She's a baka!
- I love her!!!!!
- Phos!!!!!!!!!!!

it really hurts guys

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>only 5

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I once thought about starting a phos list like the yuuri one but I'm unfortunately not that mentally ill

That's not really true, especially in the early manga. The problem is that Ichikawa's style isn't exactly consistent so sometimes they have big ol hips/butts and other times they're complete sticks.

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What hurts, user? The fact that she will never be real?

Wow, Yellow looks so capable and brave here. How misleading.

Phos stated that he can't keep the alloy from coming out when he's sad, so yes, it's crying.

probably the fact that genki Phos is gone and Phos will never be happy

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Is the manga worth picking up? Will I miss all the pretty colors and animations from the anime?

manga is arguably superior to the anime in it's own respect

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>she

The manga's presentation is appealing in its own way

I don't like the manga as much as the anime, both because the anime just looks nicer and the part where the anime stops is also right before when the story starts going downhill (imo) but the manga is still enjoyable. The chapters are super short so you might as well give it a try.

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Alright I'll give it a shot, thanks for the link.

Because we have taste?

I LOVE euc

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>Cutest
neo-Morga is.
>Smartest
Lapis is.
>Prettiest

>Sanest
Benitoite is.
>Purest
Red Diamond is.
>Greatest
Nobody is.
>Handsomest!
Zircon is.
>Coolest
Pad is
>Strongest
Bortz is.
>Fastest
Yellow is.
>Genkiest
Red Beryl is
>Smugest
Yellow and Rutile are.
>Bestest
Nobody is.

Either that or you're all homos. I'm leaning towards the second judging from this thread.

Only true scholarly anons could imagine

Diamond is the prettiest btw*

I fucking love the full page and double page shots
I think the manga nailed the betrayal of ventricosus
>"Im sorry about this"
>Turn page
>Double page shot of dozens of harpoons flying trough the water breaking phos legs

k

>>sanest
this is the only one where I would say you're objectively wrong. Phos is, in spite of being fairly off his rockers still the sanest, by human standards.

>Handsomest
>Not antarc
Shit taste

>smugest
>Yellow and Rutile
user, Lapis was the smuggest, and Phos was also the smuggest for that period of time between coming back from the moon and going to the moon.
Rutile and particularly Yellow aren't all that smug.

The manga looks great. Don't just pick it up where the anime left off. Read from the start.
Ichikawa has a great grasp on how to use sharp monochrome contrast to create atmosphere, and jarring panel cuts for heavy moments.

And today in human sanity we have Phospophyllite!! :
>phos tries to commit suicide!
>phos mistakes cairn for antarc!
>phos hallucinates!
>phos has insomnia!
>phos (on the moon) says they need to hurry up and kill sensei before being punched by pad!
>phos breaks down again for the umpteenth time!

Have you seen Zircon, the young sexy beauty with the orange sexy hair?

>Phos actually reacts appropriately to really heavy shit
Yep, checks out as human.
The reason why he's the most sane by human standards is exactly because of that. It's unnatural not to react negatively to suffering, or to be complacent with being slowly genocided over time like the other gems.

>you're sane if you break down at heavy shit
no you're natural but you're not fucking sane
that's like someone who commit a triple homicide but who went through hell is sane
benitoite is more fucking sane than phos

That user is probably just predicting the future when Phos has assimilated all of them and has become the Houseki no Kuni™

Gay.

Cute rock feet type

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The problem is that we try to apply human attributes to beings that aren't human.
The gems are people of some kind, but their behaviour isn't directly comparable to humans. Consequently, you could argue that sane/insane lose meaning because we try to evaluate them on parameters that don't apply to them.
From a human standpoint Phos could be seen as the most sane because he is doing something, however misguided that may be, to help others, and feels distress about the entire situation, when everyone else is apathetic.
From a gem standpoint he is completely insane precisely because he isn't just going along with the listless status quo.

I fucking love this opening anons. Both music and clip are gorgeous. The sheer joy Phos displays when she "opens up" before getting shattered always gets me.
youtube.com/watch?v=C9MuI4gfyiA

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all your expensive words don't take away from the fact that the original post questioned whether or not phos was sane by human standards

in no way is Phos sane, and in every way Benitoite is. it's her quirk, how she always acts as the straight man to neptunite and alex

You see, for all the joy she experiences during the anime, she experiences 10x as much pain in the manga.

do you think the gems would let you sniff their feet haha

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>sniff feet
>it smells like dust and pebbles

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Wouldn't matter, it probably wouldn't smell that exciting

You can buy feet smell oil, you can make it work

It'd smell exciting because they're attached to a precious gem that I love.

>cinnabar
>smells like heavy metal poisoning, leading to brain damage

this is why all the earth gems suck

alright

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gems in general are pretty simple minded individuals, with Phos, Lapis and Cinnabar being the exceptions, in god knows how much time their culture didn't changed one bit from what sensei has taught them, while humans naturally strive to improve their status quo even at the expense of other humans gems feel too comfortable with it because they don't know any better and their extended life spans makes time almost irrelevant for them, they don't act with the same urgency as humans do, the only time they do act with urgency is under Lunarian attack
applying human standards to them is dumb since even though there are some similarities their perception of reality is completely different, gems are closer to sheeps in that regard, that's why Phos rebellion is so serious to them, Phos is the closest thing to a satan they have known

The gems were sculpted to look human. It does make perfect sense plot-wise.

the shattering coincides with the bodyparts he loses in the anime.

shtu the fuck up speedwatcher
the gems are supposed to resemble bones, sensei just makes them beautiful so they're equal in some way
the admirabilis who are the descendants of flesh are the ones with tits which even has an entire scene dedicated to it

maybe One Piece is more your speed, fuck off and never come back

IMAGINE

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Both of you are idiots, the gems already have a smooth human shape at birth. Falling off the cliff fucks up their structure, and Sensei repairs it.

I want to rub that smooth ass so bad

AAAA GIVE ME LUNARIAN DICK
MY HIPS ARE BREAKING ON THEIR OWN

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I don't think that's right - they're humanoid, definitely, but there're a LOT of rough edges. They don't even have proper vision or eyes (though they can still sense light).

Is that so?

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based aechma mindraping and grooming 2 of the most levelheaded gems while barely doing anything who's next

Alex.

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Longilineous?

I wonder what kind of mess is gonna be Phos once he is back.

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Red diamond is the only point of reference of how an actual gem looks when its born

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that's after falling off the cliff, which certainly will cause some fractures, it's interesting that without sensei's help gems would be a failed species

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KNOCK KNOCK
Excuse me, can we have a moment of your time to discuss NO LEWD PHOS

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If he was so wholesome why did she end up becoming a serial rapist?

this

I'M GOING TO MOLEST PHOS

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No molestar el Niño Amable!
NO MOLESTAR EL NINO AMABLE!

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>Buddhaphos comes back and sends the lunarians to naraka while assimilating all gems for nirvana

Kill yourself

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Ew no

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rope all cowfags

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When will the misery end?

Cgi

Mods can you ban this guy for posting nsfl?

Maybe like 4 years or so? It's difficult to predict how long the plot can actually continue from this and what could still happen.

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you love it really
(your secret is safe with me)

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No gems have DFC which should be licked

Phos timeskips and becomes Buddha, proceeds to subject all the races to divine judgement
I would like to see some Judgement Day shit play out where Phos goes on a killing tour of providence and divine retribution with sensei as killer mega weapon

Honestly, I want to see the Lunarians paradise fall apart.

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I'm not completely up to date with the manga. Does Phos recover her old body at some point?
I don't like seeing her with this dumb haircut and ugly arms. I know that's the point too, but still.

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Nope, sorry user.

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This is the current state of Phos.

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gem thread.

who drew this is a genius

OH MY RELEASE SCHEDULE

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>ywn caress a gem's smooth, polished feet

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/thread

I honestly wanted more Lapiz and phos dreamtalk, kinda liked when phos had a inner more experienced mind helping her through shit...

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Here's a (You)

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Phos isn't allowed to have friends or even have people be helpful to her for very long.

Is this a hint that Gem inclusions can communicate without needing to be connected? The head and legs and arms are long gone at that point, but they are represented equally - we don't get any indication that this is just the body's dream of what once was, do we?
If that is the case, then Phos being boxed won't stop her from being sentient, it will just stop her from being conscious. She can still dream, still have nightmares, still worry, it's just that she can't wake up until she is re-assembled back to critical mass again.
If Phos' parts are buried close enough together, will they be able to communicate, kinda like a spirit WiFi? Could NuMorga have hidden Phos' bits inside herself, and accidentally have become Isekai: Smartphos?

lanky

We know that inclusions when separated can't communicate, because otherwise Phos would still have his memories.

Unless Phos secretly got some lunarian magic powers from the pearl eye, I doubt it.
I think we're just supposed to take Phos' dream representation as an indication that she's still essentially original Phos at her core, and when she's been buried and split up like she has been, she's been put on pause until someone puts her back together.

I'd like to think that but I doubt that would work... If gem inclusions now could communicate and feel even when shattered, wouldn't phos start remembering old memories from lapiz life?

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okay let's be realistic
how do I look like the rock on the left?

Easy, just learn to separate 2d from 3d and come on, go see a therapist bro you're just hurting yourself

>want to be a pretty boy
>lmao go see a therapist
th-thanks

>virtually indistinguishable from one another if not for their hair
welcome to anime

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you wanna be a pretty boy with boobies?

>boobies
m8 get your eyes checked, it's just a big sweater

Sorry, I assume all anons are ugly by default.
If you think your face is fair enough to pull it off, well, you could try pic related and grow your hair. It requires effort to be pretty, afaik. Godspeed user.

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If you're young and Asian you can probably pull it off, skin care is important

Anyone who actually does this needs to be smacked for being so stupid

Good thing all the rocks are voiced by female seiyuu and not males or else it would have been a real fujoshit

it can be fujoshit or yuribait, it all depends on your preference, honestly them being genderless makes their dynamics more special

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Why?
Pretty sure it is fujobait already

Are you unironically asking why a meme chart that recommends onions and semen to stay feminine is retarded

>that's after falling off the cliff, which certainly will cause some fractures, it's interesting that without sensei's help gems would be a failed species

See here the birth of a fourth new form of life to inhabit this desolate Earth, the animate goalposts.

Yeah, Lapis was great - it's everything Cinnabar isn't: Communicative, helpful, and not a fucking traitor.

Blue and gold beats red and silver anyday.

There is very clearly the outline of boobs in that pic. Also they're all described as women, so it might be (human) Phosu at various life stages.

I love Phos! I love Phos so much! She is so precious, so wonderful that she means more to me than anything in the world! It hurts that she can’t be real, it hurts seeing what she goes through. I just want to be able to make her happy.

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you could probably do it with some goth heels/boots, any black skinny jeans (womens' will have nicer crotch aesthetics but will give your tackle nowhere to sit) with some ass, and buy an oversized woollen sweater from literally any fatman-focued store (my sister [5'3, twig] uses jacamo for 3XL men's hoodies to use as sleeping bags at parties).
The hair you can probably do with any light colour, so blonde is easy, if dark hair then maybe slick it for a bit of sheen?
hands and nails are a case of avoiding manual labour and just keeping them well kept and moisturised if necessary

the hardest part is probably maintaining a 'look' rather than just a set of outfits. individual outfits are simple enough, but keeping up a theme may need you to also buy some oversized jackets to hem or some alternate shoes and some anklebiter jeans to keep up the aesthetic. also, reference the 90s' Heroin Chic for more western skinny androgynous vibes

This is my husband
Say hi to him

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Could I get some source?Reverse image sucks for crops

huh I didnt know my husband had a twin

I don't know
But I DO know that..
I'd tap Diamond so hard that whoever pulled me out would be crowned king of England.

>your majesty! your majesty!
>what is it, hemlock, oh wizard of mine?
>someone has pulled- nay, plucked!- the worm from the stone!
>by the Moon! someone deliver them my crown at once!
>my liege, we would could we may, but alas, 'twer a crow, and'n't'were could crown a crow
>oh well. Hemlock, re-worm the stone!
>my pleasure, my liege

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Hands and feet.

Also god damn that lazy texture for the clothing