Ohohohoh. Hello, user. It looks like something's troubling you. Why don't you tell me what's wrong?

OP here. I've watched it months ago and have been around forever. If Laughing Salesman has a chance to come back from it's flop, I'll take it.

So what promise did the remake break to flop so badly?

Ohohohoho. Then lets fix that. Take this cream I have. Just lather it on your face and you'll be all smiles the whole day. However, you can only use this once a week. Understand?

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It had to be good.

I got banned for making a thread about you last night, Moguro. Sorry bro, I tried.

Imagine the nasty shit's he takes, I wonder how they smell

Not catering to fags who need an anime to be episodic, have an underlying moral of each story, or some power level for interesting characters.

I need to finish the second draft of my capstone paper but I want to browse Yea Forums.

I have a giant painful pus oozing boil on my gums two days after my root canal. Help me out brother.

I see you have been watching youtube recommendations too Yea Forumsnon

Wut? It's even recommended on youtube?

I kind of wonder how he’d try to screw these guys over? They seem to be simple requests

i don't have a japanese tanned tomboy gf who loves me and motivates me to exercise and improve myself.

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Ohohoho. That'll be a tough one, but not impossible. This is her. She meet's all of your requirements. Though, she has been made for you and just for you. Don't think about trying to love anyone else whether it be romantic love or lust.

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Imagine being such a retard that you just spam post whatever meme you see. I really have a very difficult time what makes someone a memer even though I've seen it in real life. How does one become so mentally deficient that they turn into parrots?

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Would you a Moguro, Yea Forums?

I want to stay a NEET forever, but I need money too.

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Ohohohohoho. I have just the thing for you, user. Here are 3 pills that cure any type of ailment your body is going through. It'll fix up the boil you have instantly. However, these are the only one's you'll get. You'll have to be wiser on the risks you take with you're body afterward.

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Aye, fair enough.

I am not an anime middle school girl.

Ohohohohoho. Not to fret, user. I have just the thing for you. It's called a Miniguro. It will create a second version of you that will complete any outstanding tasks for you. Though, it can only be used in emergencies. Remember this well.

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Moguro, why do you ignore me in my time of need?

alright what's the catch fatso

I want you to actually tell people the catch before they accept the deal you scammy fuck.

Oops, sorry for doubting you Moguro. You truly are a friend.

I laughed.

He looks like he could cameo in a Courage the cowardly dog episode

>become so mentally deficient
implying they were ever smart to begin with

There's this fat salesman with a creepy smile trying to steal my soul or some shit.

Didnt that one anime whose director kidnapped someone sold worse?

>hello 911
>here is a fat guy with a black suit carrying a bag, please help me, i think he is trying to get i-HOLY FUCK HE IS INSIDE, SEND SOMEONE PLEASE

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reminds me of...

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Ohohohohoho. Then lets fix that. You can make as many threads about me. However, you'll need to make at least one everyday.

Ohohohohoho. I can easily fix that. Here, this is a special card that can be used to access anything you're heart desires so that you can live the NEET lifestyle. However, I wouldn't recommend you get something that could change that lifestyle. You wouldn't want to ruin your dream, right?

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There's no catch and no money. Just seeing a satisfied customer is all I need.

Ohohohohoho. I'm not interested in your soul. I just want to fill the hole in your heart.

Ohohoho. There are no catches or clauses. Just follow the rules and that's all.

Ohohohohoho. Now this one will be a real challenge, but not impossible. I'll make you into a pretty anime high school girl, but that's it. You shouldn't try to alter your high school lifestyle. You wouldn't want to give anyone the wrong interpretation now, would you?

not him, but I'm kind of interested in the same product, but I'd like to know about what things could you buy that would change the NEET lifestyle?

Ultimately, 'NEET' means 'not in education, employment, or training'. So in theory if I wanted to pay for my martial arts dojo tuition with it, that would be a violation of the rule because martial arts dojo membership is 'training' even if not a work related one.

Hell, you could even argue buying videogames is a violation because you'd be 'training' to get better at vidya.

But if two people can't get the same product, what have you got in terms of "fuel efficient small RVs with a bathroom"?

This sounds good--almost. Even if I were to personally remain a NEET, if my wealth were to be discovered, outside forces could try to influence my lifestyle against my volition, and thus our agreement would be annulled.

Training, in the context of NEET, refers to professional training. (At least to my knowledge that's the definition.) So as long as one didn't have any intentions to become a professional, then there would be no breach in the verbal contract.
R-right, Moguro?

This guy is worse than the monkey paw.

Ohohohohoho. That appears to be correct. Just remember out promise and you'll live forever in prosperity.

It's just not very good in the first place. Nobody likes to watch the underdog suffer.

they flip and flip through continuous news-feeds of memes ...and then repost them.

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The only thing that can fill the hole in my heart is to become a magical girl. But I think that's outside your field. Can you give me Kyubey's number?

you're right, something is bothering me, faggots that don't know shit about this character but start making threads about him because they saw some retarded anime e-celeb talk about it

>implying OP isn't Kenny

If I wanted to get screwed over by formalities while trying to make my life better I'd just take a loan.

>have an underlying moral of each story
but that's literally the point of the whole series. every episode ends with the salesman explaining what the customer did wrong and laughing about it

>thought the show is going to be one of those morality tales.
>the guy is just a dick.
What the hell?

I ain't saying ya got rekt, but ya got rekt

>laughing salesman
>cant sell his show
oh no no no. . .

Delete this immediatly

Op, this season sucks ass, can u give me the ability to continue any anime series?

This is why he is laughing.

>start watching this, the old series
>first episode: Guy just wants to have a break, Moguro hypnotizes him and makes his son and wife watch as he sucks the tits of some ugly naked landwhale
>second episode: Guy just wants to learn how to drive, Moguro gets him drunk, makes him drive a stolen vehicle and gets him arrested by the police
>third episode: Guy just wants a friend, Moguro catfishes him and frames him as a local rapist

What the fuck?

I made a deal with a traveling mirror salesman and I kind of want to back out, but he's being super pushy about it. I kind of can't afford to pay what he's asking.

That meanie Homura spread some nasty lies about me and now little girls don't want to talk to me. Help me Moguro-san.

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D A M A G E D

I thought japs liking isekai shit over it was because it flopped

Hello, my fellow chum who wears a smile
I've been meaning to talk with you for quite some while
You see I'd like to strike I deal
A deal that's quite a steal
All I wish is to cut some hair
As long as I can do that I don't really care
So have you got anything for a guy like me
So I can get a little...Naaauuughty

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The old episodes were pretty good.

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the only person who ever loved me doesn't want me anymore

user just got BTFO

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Plebs, all of you.

I'm not a little girl.

I wish I had a Kingdom to rule. Or friends. Either is fine.

I suppose it symbolizes the random psychopath you will encounter in your life who will try their best to destroy you.
It's a useful life lesson.

It's been a year and I still can't learn japanese!

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I prefer your friend the Djinn, thank you very much!

CAN ANYONE DEFEAT THIS SALESMAN?

Ohohohohoho, I can fix that user. Just take this pill and you will wake up as a cute and innocent little girl. Just keep in mind that little girls are supposed to remain pure. Never forget this.

Pretty funny that video clearly show he butthurt about modern anime and doesn’t know jackshit about industry.
It clear the laughing salesman tried pull Osomatsu san but failed.

some anime reviewer on youtube made a video about it that got into the recommendation algorithms recently

OP here. I'll confess I haven't seen the 1980 one, but I did watch the semi-recent remake of it and enjoyed it immensely.

True, but some times he just purposely messes with people for his own enjoyment.

Oh, I try to avoid anime review channels as they are 99% total cancer. Is the video good?

No, pretty much “old anime is good, new anime is bad”

Both got their own positives and negatives. It just depends on what the viewer prefers/

I haven't used the toob site in years, why exactly should this series matter for others that also don't bother?