ITT: anime things that will never happen in real life to you.
ITT: anime things that will never happen in real life to you
Eli Martin
Liam Reed
So basically everything.
(you) are welcome.
Jaxson Cooper
I will never drop cup noodles in the store
Brandon Campbell
Cooper Phillips
That actually happened to me when I was 19 with a qt 16 year old but she turned out to be a fucking psycho down the road.
Bentley Walker
That's illegal. Yea Forums knows your IP. Submitted to tips.fbi.gov
Gavin Perez
that's not anime, that's rustle
Brandon Hughes
Noah Campbell
Landon Hill
I will never have op powers that turn the tides of battles
I will never make inspirational but cheesy speeches about friendship that make villains see the error in their ways
I will never have a cool rival that I fight everyday but at the end of the day we will always have each other’s back
I will never have a cute supportive imouto
I will never have a childhood friend that loves me unconditionally and wants hang out with me everyday
I will never have someone care enough about me to get me out of selfish and harming neet ways
Lincoln Cox
Just kill me now
John Wood
Wyatt Jenkins
>the entire world is America
are you retarded? It's legal here and in most other countries. We're talking about a 16 year old.
Hudson Wilson
>ywn have a functioning and supporting family
>ywn stop being a mess to your family
All i wanted is to help and it always backfires
Andrew Smith
btw Op is from Tiny Evil
Zachary Edwards
Carson Davis
kill me
Sebastian Hernandez
>the entire world isn't America
Joseph Taylor
It's not legal if you're above 19 and she isn't you absolute moron.
Juan Hill
Jacob Lewis
No excuses pedophiliac scum.
Thomas King
David Gray
Then go and fuvk a 16 years old right now and don't get arrested. Google your shit man that age of consent thing only applies to people of the same age when under 18.
Asher Torres
>tfw wasn't born in middle europe
Well shit.
Lincoln Perez
the fuck is middle europe? goddamn yankees
Camden Thompson
The green area that belongs to the HRE and the carpathians you fucking retard.
Joseph Stewart
that is called central europe you dimwit, mitteleuropa fell out of use after the great war.
Nicholas Young
So Eastern Europe then.
Owen Gutierrez
>wanting to be a disgusting slave
i rather die from masturbating 78 times.
Jack Gonzalez
You were the one who said you wanted to be born there, monkeyboy.
Thomas Martin
>Anybody actually falling in love
>Anyone being happy over the age of 20
>Coworkers that are nice people and actually care about you more than getting a promotion
Brody Carter
>tfw I will never rape a little girl while pretending to search for radioactivity
Brandon Gonzalez
Logan Reed
;_;