Please describe this child

Dead.

...

best girl

The most consistently entertaining character with probably the best energy and chemistry with Araragi.

Also this.

We're talking about Hachikuji, not crab.

That's literally Crab. That's a near perfect summation of why Crab is the most frustrating character in the series.

>Araragi
dont you mean Arararagi?

Sorry, I forgot to stutter.

snailfag cope

you realize how crab is inserted into arcs she has no business being in, but are oblivious to snail doing the same shit.
nice hypocrisy.

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The difference is that Hachikuji doesn't purport to be more important than she is. Crab is constantly in scenes that grab at importance to the themes and emotions in the story, despite not having any real emotional weight to support this for a long time now. Conversely Snail rarely stakes a claim on importance yet is consistently built up to be emotionally relevant through her dynamic with Araragi and the energy she brings to the screen - thus making her feel important without having to force it.

Also Crab's gimmicks and bits are comparably stale and she has terrible chemistry with Araragi compared to the rest of the cast - the exact opposite of Snail.

Based civil register clerk

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And this is why Yotsugi calls her a "heroine in name only."

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DEAD
E
A
D

puffy

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>best girl
>stealing screentime
I don't comprehend

He's mad that a couple snailfags bullied him last thread.

god I wish she would make that face to me right after I cum

cute

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Want to fuck

trash

Terrestrial gastropod mollusk that's inflicted with a speech impediment

i want to marry mayoi-oneesan, the clearly superior version of snail

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breedable

wrong, but acceptable opinion

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I just wasted 2 minutes and 33 seconds of my life listening to this. You should try narrating.

Not that sexy

A good drinking buddy.

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You can’t top loli snail, she’s the peak

sexy

this is objectively wrong user

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a good loli

Cumin

Absolutely based.

Tarragon

> she has no business being in
Her role in the narrative is basically being Araragi's guardian angel user, Nisio's blunt as hell about this (moreso than usual I mean). Araragi going into his 'slump' and fucking up at everything non-stop starts at Hachikuji exiting the plot and ends with her return, it's not a coincidence
Also there are characters that butt into the story and take up considerably more focus than she does while "contributing" less to the narrative. As mentioned, Hachikuji's completely absent for a large chunk of the story, I don't understand your weird asshurt over the character.

You wish, loli snail is the best

Escargot

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why would i ever have to wish for something that is already true?

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>steals screentime from more important characters often.
When does she do this? She straight up never gets in the way of Araragi interacting with any other character in the cast

Very surprised by navigation tools.

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>you realize how crab is inserted into arcs she has no business being in
The purpose of her interactions with Koyomi are literally given a reason and motive useful to Koyomi and to the plot though. How far into the series are you at the moment, you don't sound like you know what you're talking about?

It’s not true but you so desperately want it to be

mayoi-oneesan is the patricians choice. no desperation here. you are welcome to think the other version is better...it sucks that you will also be very wrong but that just cant be helped

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tall snail make my peepee hard
also, anyone knows what 3 sci-fi novels she didn't read in Zoku?

Did anyone find the source of the song?

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Impregnable

Was it energetic or did he pour salt on it?

True patricians know loli snail and it is unfortunate that you would spread such lies that would misinform others but it is as you say, everyone is entitled to their own opinion

Kinda sexy.

>know loli snail

like know her personally? im jealous
snail oneesan will always win

Good post. Do more

Sorry, my mind is a bit foggy, it’s been a long day
What I had meant to convey is that loli snail is superior to adult snail as adult snail does not possess the same charm as the former, and that this is likely to always be the case

snel

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ANO desu ne, Araragi-san

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Onee-snail is great too but when loli-snail had to climb on Yotsugi's shoulders to kiss Araragi goodbye it was the cutest and saddest shit, can't compete with that

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she said this about nadeko though

>woman who can't see her own reflection thinks she's the cutest
It seems self-reflection was never Shinobu's strong point.

she dabbin

Shinobu went over this in Tsuki. She has a reflection now because she no longer "counts" as a vampire. When she was a vampire, her powers were such broken BS that she could make herself have a reflection anyways.

The very definition of futé.

Hugable

You just couldn't let the pun go through, could you, user?
You just had to be that guy.

AH AH AH~

Thinking you were serious was more charitable than thinking that you were trying for that awful pun.

ill always love mayoi onee-snail the most but... this is an opinion i find it hard to disagree with

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I'm sitll not sure how I feel about the combination of snek-hair nadeko and just-fuck-my-shit-up nadeko

>short-haired snek
Weird

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i agree, im not a fan. i just used that screen bc ive already posted all my other onee-snails

nadeko as anything other than the shy,cute closet perv is just trash. there is one scene in zoku where shes getting in the tub that was good shit though. ill see if i can find it

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tight

why the other thread gets deleted?

Is the manga almost done yet?

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snail is super cute.i love her voice actress as well

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yes, I honestly hate that that monumental bitter-sweet moment was pretty much negated in later arcs, even though I do not dislike them

What did she mean by this?

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Well, it's not that got resolved right away. Although it never really feels like she was only around for a few months, then gone for several more.

That she likes dirty jokes.

Very sexy.

What's his name again?

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Araramadamadingdongalingagi

best girl coming through

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C

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Why was it that she uses a boy's uniform in Hana?

built for sex

obligatory

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cute and funny

Smol

Delicious.

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>Typing C-word in google
Enjoy your van

Why is Hachikuji the character a Crabfag would be triggered over "stealing screentime" and not Araragi's sisters though? They're the ones who have effectively replaced Gahara as Araragi's "human connection/bond" representatives. He even has a more stereotypical dating relationship with one of them than he does with Gahara.

Hachikuji is starting to eclipse her in popularity. The sisters aren't.

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she pretended to be a boy, to repel dykes. it's a dangerous strategy, cause if you don't pass, they just think you're an androgynous girl, and become even more attracted to you.

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>>>>FLESHFANG

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Ougi was acting as an Koyomi expy for Kanbaru, who was missing having Koyomi around

It's part of her character design since she misspells a lot.

That's one cute Doll

What's that claw sticking out of her backpack?...

Best girl in a show of best girls.