What are the weakest points on a loli?

Warm bread.

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thumbnail looked like she was getting choked and i was boutta throw some hands but nvm its all good

that's bullshit and only somewhat works

Back of the knee, maybe?

DELETE THIS

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>2019-2 was 2 years ago

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Riddles.

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My loli likes drinking my semen, so it works well enough for me.
;^)

But math is easy?

Where is your Dog now?

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Talking in general, also lewd things such as holding hands

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>implying you have to lose speed on a turn
That guy is a retard.

Retarded bullshit, gasoline and tire molecules are valid answers (unless Nip was phrased differently) and speed is completely wrong since a car can go around a curve without losing speed.

The cute and funny part

This is a no loli zone, all little girls must leave this thread.

dont bully hakua

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Loli's become extremely docile when picked up, especially if given a piggyback ride.

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Using my imouto as a reference I have conducted many studies into the weaknesses of the loli. A huge weakness I have discovered is their inability to resist food. Chips, candy, fancy food, junk food, it all is effective as a distraction tool, especially when the loli is enraged.

When a loli is enraged, especially if she is of the tsundere variety, they will almost always resort to using tools to strike you with as their natural strength is too small to be effective. It is smart in this case to allow the loli to strike you a few times and pretend it hurts in order to quickly lower her stress levels.

Hugs are also an effective tool but must be done with heavy discretion. Hugging a loli without her knowledge may trigger her to become flustered, which yields similar results as enragement. Hugging with her knowledge or allowing her to initiate the hug can cause you to feel a warm, fuzzy sensation in your heart. This is dangerous as it makes you want to spoil the loli. Similar results can come from the word please or the staring action they sometimes perform.

An extremely stressed loli may move past the enraged action and go straight to crying, which will cause an immense feeling of guilt that causes you to spoil her more.

In conclusion my observations have concluded that lolis are masters of manipulation without the use of sex appeal but cuteness. To avoid becoming the pet of a loli, ensure you maintain your composure during her emotional changes.

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>unironically believing integration is hard

That many lolis must be hard to handle. Gotta be careful not to get overrun.

>Chips, candy, fancy food, junk food
What about vegetables? You don't want your loli to get chubby, do you, user?

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C

lolis hunt in packs

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My imouto enjoys vegetables so I do not have much data in this department.

this little cunt was the only reason i ever bothered finishing that shitty show

How many normal human lolis could you take down in a fight? I could probably get about 10 or 15 of them.

You have to be extra cautious around chubby lolis, they're doubly demanding.

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Her feet

CUTE AND FUNNY
>CUTE AND FUNNY
CUTE AND FUNNY
>CUTE AND FUNNY

I also ensure I get her plenty of excercise by playing outside with her to ensure proper fitness levels.

She's too damn cute.

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Never forget.

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Loli's have no weaknesses. Any perceived vulnerability is just a genetic trait that evolved over countless generations in order for them to attach to their designated host: you. If this strategy fails, they still have the means to take care of any kind of threat.

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Physical education is very important for lolis.

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Why do loli haet pizza so much?

Horns.

Those peppers look like someone took a shit on the pizza

I can't believe Kanna killed all the Combine by herself!

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Don't worry, my family has been loli wranglers for multiple generations.

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Tickles.

the cervix

>tfw actually married to a 4'10" smol girl who still looks like she did when we were 15

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Any kids lolihunter user?

>Toast
>It's clearly a poptart
fucking stupid loli

Roads are not racetracks you maniacs

There are none. The loli is nature's ultimate predator. It will never rest until nap time, it cannot be deterred except with fun things, it will not be stopped until it hunts down its prey or you snuggle it.

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>4'10
Damn

Reminder not to let your lolis get fat.

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Got a 6 mo old daughter.

Remember that when you go outside, you need to bring your onii-chan for protection.

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Imoutos are protective of their oniichans and for good reason.

Not for Kanna

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>pic
... and that's a good thing

RIP dolphin, she was the cutest.

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Look at that little harlot.

This.

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Does breeding with a loli create a loli? Will your daughter become a loli like your wife?

>You don't want your loli to get chubby, do you, user?

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I fail to see the problem.

>losing speed when turning
What kind of pussy bitch wrote this?

It's the Great Circle of Lolis user.

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Just pick them up and from there suplex or throw them off a building or anything, really.

Sure is hard to handle so many of them.

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When is the Lolicaust day?

I wish to be like you one day.

What if they can fly? What then, smart guy?

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The desire to become an idol

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I don't know user. I did like the little bit her boobs grew though during her pregnancy. Wanna work on a second kid eventually but the entire first time I kept thinking of the 145cm meme when I would have sex with her.

loli-sized bug zapper?

>gasoline and tire molecules are valid answers
They are not because as pointed out is something that it will be losing anyway.

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The weakness of the loli is bapping.

soft underbelly

any point is weak, when you are using shotgun

Soft in between the legs

I'd like to see you try

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This is so cute.

Cunny.

>implying that is not their biggest strength

I got one:

Who are the 13% of the population that is also responsible of the 60% of the crime in the whole country?

Kanna has a cute butt

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I want to smooch a loli tummy so much. Cute smooth tummies!

...

>Cun
It’s both their biggest offensive strength and biggest defensive weakness.

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Cunny? Way back in high school I heard a girl say that pussy lips are as sensitive as dick heads.

that's a lot of crime, mate

The labia is homologous to the scrotum. The penis is homologous to the clitoris. Should be self-evident, obviously. The clitoris is like a tiny penis and the labia is like a ballsack but pulled up and the balls are pulled deep inside and the seam is split open to give access to the interior.

Please don't ever describe it that way again and also delet this.

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But if piss is stored in the balls, them piss is also stored in the cunny?

Speed is stupid but velocity would work since velocity is a vector.

I assume it's a case of stupid translators

Pineapples are for soibois. If you can't make a bitch swallow your bitter cum then I don't know what to tell you.

If you grab the side of her head and shove it deep when you cum she won't have a choice in swallowing.

Which is also one of the main reasons I don't get BJs anymore. My wife caught onto my ruse.

cum isn't bitter, at least in my experience

it's just salty

Explain further

How many lolis does it take to kill a gorilla?

I've tasted semen from five different people including myself. It all tasted pretty much the same (the texture / thickness of it varied somewhat) and I wouldn't describe any of it as bitter.

Other user here who tasted his own cum. It's almost tasteless honestly, besides the texture and the thickness, there's nothing that might put her off. She might choke on it if the load is too big though.

My wife told me it tastes like salt water but with a really gross consistency.

funny that's not what your wife told me

You have to be 18 to post here kid.

I get how women might not know how cum tastes like, but men? You've had it on tap most of your life.

Most heterosexual men's first reaction to something that came out of their dick isn't "i should drink it"

How disappointing are you in the sack that your wife has to go for middle schoolers?

Yeah but I have not once ever considered drinking baby juice. I think I'll continue to not do that.

>I've tasted semen from five different people
Faggot.

Two of them were your dads.

destroyed

Knowing Japan I thought it would be something pretentious like centrifugal force or something.

Speed is just fucking wrong.

Too many to be considered a viable tactic for hunting gorillas

old men
goddamn shame this meme got adopted by normal/edgefags

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It isn't though. Please go back to highschool and retake physics.

>rapeshit
Good fucking riddance.

>being a homo

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>being an edgy teen

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great taste

What the...?

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Why is this guy so excited about my lawyer?

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The idea is if you have an object moving in a straight line without friction it'll keep going unless a force is applied in the other direction.
To change the direction of something you have to expend energy to do it, thus the analogy that car loses speed.

>posts the most rapeable loli in anime
Lolis are made for rape, you pleb

That's bullshit though.
Assuming the engine is running it will use gasoline no matter what, but you can accelerate in a curve.
In any case inertia would be closer to the truth.

So why do bitches act like swallowing is a huge deal. Are they just being cunts?

I really want to have sex with a little girl

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No, you.

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Because it is gross. I don't want jizz in my mouth.

where is my new season

cum in your mouth and find out

Lolis are made for raping oniichans.

That's a crime

I'm not gay. But I would eat up a nice looking vagina including all the juices. That's me doing my bit.

Look at Yui, just begging to be forcefully double penetrated by two disgusting lolicons

In my experience, their biggest weakness is full-body tickling.

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Yui was designed for me.

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I asked once my sister and she told me it made her feel like a whore, so they probably don't want to lose their "dignity" or some shit like that.

>dignity
>when they're already sucking a dick
Que?

desu i wouldnt swallow her egg cells either if possible

>me on my home after work acting like a human bean getting ready to beat to lolis until exhaustion

...Yes?

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why are you making your sister suck your dick you sick fuck?

But he's a prosecutor, user.

NO. FUCK YOU. NO.

I asked her if she had swallowed cum before.

My girlfriend likes to swallow because she loves me and it turns her on to have part of me in her.

no wonder she feels like a whore if that's the kind of dirty talk you insist on

Logical next step after brushing her teeth.

Her tail looks like a pair of testicle. Sometimes it's just one big hairy scrotum

you should leave and take your abysmal taste with you

I dont know the american justice system

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Sauce me up, famalamadingdong.

We were watching a movie where a girl mentioned that she enjoyed swallowing cum so I asked her if it was true for women. I'm a sicko but I'm not going to start talking about dirty things out of the blue with my sister.

Why do you keep adjusting the number upwards? It started out as only 27%.

Can you faggots stop with the blogshit and post fucking lolis?

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Her tail usually looks like an egg getting fertilized. Like the x-rays you see in doujinshi.

top kek

How new?

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You might be gay user

spend literally 45 seconds searching loli hentai. it will be one of the top ones...

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Can't do that mate i don't want to get tracked by fbi for the L word and C word.

Based

>hurr fbi

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Here's a hint.

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>tfw less than 10% of the world knows even basic calculus

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I want to tickle kanna down there

Down where?

you mean her feet?

>Pregnant lolis
Sasuga abe

Lolis love rape

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Florida.

she looks like she hates it

season 2 when

Die, you scum.

if you hate loli this much then leave

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tears of joy

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I love loli, especially rape

truly

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why are lolis so sexy?

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Eternal loli wifes are the best.

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Housewife lolis are the best.

Because they are the perfect size to be violently manhandled

no one wants to see what they love being hurt

thats where youre entirely wrong
are you a virgin to the world we live in?

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Why is there a localized fog around the screen of that PSP making the rays of light from the screen visible.

You have to go back.

california censorship policies

Here's your JS, user.

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They enjoy it though

The best.

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no, youre the one who has to go back if you get triggered over rape

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>you will never be married to a loli

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I want.

I want to cum on that little girl’s lenses and force her to wear her semen-stained glasses

Just calling you out for hating loli.

are you fucking stupid

no youre being a triggered snowflake and now youre being a little bitch because you think you decide what loving lolis means
you dont, and you need to fuckoff if you cant handle rape, go somewhere safe instead

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why do lolis love to wear micro-bikinis?

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More vitamin D production, its good for their health.

who is most rapeable of the Gochis? I say Megu

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Their warm little hearts

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For me, it's Maya

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Their warm little cunnies

Dude, you can’t just SAY that

You love them but want to see them get hurt? You're objectively wrong.
i'll stay faggot

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>i think raping lolis is bad
>W-WOW WHAT A T-T-TRIGGERED LITTLE B-BITCH H-HAHA
Go back.

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What animation is this from?

Hey, I got ads here.

Boku no Ramune

I love lolis, but I would never rape one

Bananers

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>that Yea Forums tier posting style
alright, Im done here you've outed yourself

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I love lolis and would only court one to be my beloved wife and only engage in coitus with her in the missionary position.

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I'm not the one unironically saying "triggered" and getting uppity Yea Forums isn't an edge pit for edge kids.
You have to go back.

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Why are JCs more alluring?

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Youre the same retard that was trying to start jc/jk gatekeeping several days ago arent you?
which you also fucked up when you got angry and resorted to Yea Forums tier posting

Seriously, you need to go back and stay there for your own health

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It’s wrong to have sex with children without their consent

You would want society to normalize fucking lolis tho.
Then you'd happily rape them because the invisible hand of jesus would be pushing you along.

>oh you must be that another guy! haha i got you!
Pathetic. Just go back already.

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Who are the 13% of the population that is also responsible of the 6,000,000% of the crime in the whole country?

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Yes. And you have to ask nicely before licking her body all over

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Not cool.

My heartdick...

Been there, done that.

I want to molest a loli

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Cute hands.

That's a lot of fucking lolis just to just casually walk away with.

Can lolis be assassins?

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No.

they can assassinate my penis if you know what I mean (I mean they could sexually pleasure me)

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uh

This is it, we're canceling the 4channel advertisement.

I don't get it.

Can lolis cook?

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14 is prime

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Yeah but most who do are being taken advantage of like Satoko

Stirrup socks are best socks

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The only thing I didn't like about Scat was her voice. Other than that, I wish I was her Naoise.

It’s an essential part of every daughterwife’s daily routine

No, it isn't.

Sorry user. Yea Forums agreed that 14 is prime while you were away.

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14 has never been prime for anything else except abuse

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More alluring at being hags?

If her age has double digit numer she should be consider hag.

>moralfags whining about rape
>normalfags posting teenagers
The absolute state of /l/

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This.
And this.

Not hags

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>rapefaggots told to get bent
>suddenly JCspammers
I see.

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I want to plug it in.

>implying the JCspammers and the anti-rape faggots aren’t the same moralfags from reddit

Imagine providing her lip service while she's playing videogames.

>if I smugpost, maybe I’ll look like less of a faggot

>all the bad things are made by JCbros
Why would you do this?

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>implying I come to /l/ to see a bunch of autists shitpost and act edgy

Why do you post lolis with hag proportions?

...

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>its another "user cannot handle rape" thread

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Lower JCs are fine and abuse shit can fuck off. Loli sex should be lighthearted and possibly comedic. 14 is too high though unless we're dealing with a true pettanko, who are like the unicorns of loli.

Name one thing about JCs that’s better than JS without sounding like a fag who just likes teenagers

But they aren't hags

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its one dedicated retard from Yea Forums trying to start shit by being anti rape, spamming hags, or just anything to make a mess

hes been at it for a couple of weeks now and its really obvious too, just ignore him

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>it's another "waaaah what do you mean not everyone is edgy like me" user

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They are hags when you post shit like this in a fucking loli thread

The allure of a developing young girl.

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Correct
Go be gay somewhere else

>developing
In other words, you like teens

That's reasonable and all, but the timing and this post make me believe the rapefaggots and the JCspammers are one and the same.

It makes sense if you consider they're just here to shitpost. I mean why else would they come to a loli thread to post non-lolis?

A most excellent use of quads

But I dislike JC.
A true child lover hate rape.

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That's just a nice butt

12 isn't teens

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you can stop your poor attempts at falseflagging now
I dont know what causes you to willingly enter threads you dont like but go be a retard somewhere else

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They still retain a good deal of the features that younger girls have, but you can lewd them more intensely + they are likely to be hornier.

Has anyone ever wondered why JSfriends never have to resort to going "everyone who disagrees with me is literally one person, i swear! they're from Yea Forums too, i swear!" when it comes to arguments in loli threads?

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I was the first one who posted Geiger Counter, so I’ll at least confirm from my end that not only am I not the JCspammer, but I think he should kill himself

Perfect

Good

Passable but barely

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Stop being pretentious pussys
>muh boogeymen
I wouldn’t be surprised if there were crossboarding scum but this is beyond retarded

I’m pretty sure them liking teenshit is bad enough

When you post a 12 year old with a hag butt, she might as well be a teenager

>I dont know what causes you to willingly enter threads you dont like
Funny, coming from the guy going to threads for loli-lovers to preach how we should hurt lolis and make them cry, and then spamming hags when it turns out lolicons have different opinions.

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Unfortunately it would go against his nature to improve the thread.

>They still retain a good deal of the features that younger girls have
Not enough of the ones that matter
>but you can lewd them more intensely + they are likely to be hornier.
I beg to differ, I lewd my single digit lolis quite intensely

I can never understand how anons can get so triggered about what happens to fictional characters in drawings. Just let people enjoy their wank material, no need to fling shit at each other.

I just want my little girls to have great looking butts

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Reminder that Comic LO has one of the lowest percentages of rape entries out of all the big current h-manga publications.

Edgefags need to accept they're the minority.

if a rapefag wanted to upset people with rape (which they dont, because loli rape is in pretty much every loli thread) then theyd post lolirape.

what the fuck is wrong with you that you constantly try to start shit and falseflag in loli threads? fuck off

Prepubescent little girl butts are objectively the most appealing

>muh popularity
Found the redditor

The soles of her feet.

jannies pls clean this mess

I’m pretty sure a rapefag would be the last person to post hags considering the hag posters tend to be moralfags

>popularity
Found the retard.

They can have big butts too which is the best case scenario

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No, let them fight, I’d rather have an /l/ thread shitposting about lolis than no thread at all

You know our mouth will hurt after one whole one? Strong acids/irritants in the juice

>all the shitposters ITT
All of you are hagfags, as anything above 3 is already too old.

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humilation is also great

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What happened to all the times we talked about raping Yui? I don’t recall any objections

A true renaissance man, I admire your superior intellect

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Based toddlercon.

>Edgefags need to accept they're the minority.
Did you not just write this?

Consensual rape =/= Rape

>JC are more popular
How do they do it bros?

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Disgusting, you might as well fap to teens

>JC hentai magazine tanks and dies because JC are not only shit but unsustainable shit
lol

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Public exhibitionism is pure

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BTFO

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The JS manga was the one that was cancelled though

This is a really nice ass, it’s not even that big, it’s just so perfect and appealing making it ideal for loving

>muh popularity
As expected of reddit

user, that’s not even a loli, post your trash somewhere else

This

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But what if she consents to nonconsensual rape?

Little girls shouldn't be outside naked.
Where are this child's parents!?

They’re with me

LOTD soon, who is your pick /l/?

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I'll be her parent. Yes, we just met, but that just means our bond has nowhere to go but up.

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My wife.

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>aircon
Who do I look like, the king?

Chicken-chan

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God the things I'd do

Shiro

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Why are JSfriends okay with Ai when she has a nice big butt? Why don't JCs get a pass?

Why don't JCfaggots make their own threads if they don't like it here?

Depends on whether or not she’s drawn with a hag butt

I like it here though, but really what's your problem with big butt lolis?

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Because JCs can be lolis too, don’t like it take it up with Japan, because they’ll label JCs loli too

Fuck the platelets

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My wife simply developed faster for breeding ASAP.

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Not him but it’s the same problem with oppaishit, giving little girls hag proportions

>Yea Forums suddenly hates big butts on lolis
What happened?

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Its mainly one Yea Forumstard with an obsession to spread console wars to Yea Forums loli threads
You can spot him with the constant fingerpointing, yui posts, loli images that a normal lolifriend wouldnt save, and the constant jc/jk/anti rape narrative

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JC, JS, age, grade, none of it matters, it’s the body type that makes it a loli

>theres platelets inside us right now

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I know you’ve worked really hard on this conspiracy but you’re confusing like three different anons, including me, with one another

>suddenly
Hagshit was always frowned upon, user, they just look like flat chested teenagers

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Has anyone ever wondered why JSfriends never have to resort to going "everyone who disagrees with me is literally one person, i swear! they're from Yea Forums too, i swear! only they would post a particular, well-liked loli from a particular, well-liked loli show, i swear! only they would save loli pictures a 'normal lolifriend' wouldn't save, based on my own secret arbitrary standards, i swear!" when it comes to arguments in loli threads?

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Autism, falseflagging to start flame wars, and downright faggotry. So business as usual

>Rika is suddenly a hag
;_;

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you could at least try to not post like youre in Yea Forums, as said many times before, loli is a bodytype so your entire "js vs jk" thing is never going to stick

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>Yui posts
Leave the fucking Colors out of this
>jc/jk/anti rape narrative
I’m pretty sure this is a contradiction

>you'll never see your JS/JC gf smiling like this when you pick her up from school
;_;

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These 2 sluts were made for threesomes.

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And you could answer the question.

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But I am married to a loli. Not loli in terms of age but loli in terms of smol.

Early JC is perfectly acceptable. JC1 is great, JC2 is borderline, JC3 is only okay if they're late/never bloomers.

The problem with JC spammers though is they post JCs too far in development, when their girlish figures are already clearly defined. They like than transitional period between loli and not loli, where the breasts are small but noticeable and the hips are exaggerated to childbearing proportions with big bubble butts. Which is okay until they start using it to drown out full fledged DFC loli with increasingly older and thicker girls, at which point it barely even counts as a loli thread. We've seen it get that bad which is why people tell them to cool it.

There's still time user.

>3dpd

I wish Rustle was still around. It's too bad he was caught tracing

>cropped image
Sauce?

3D lolis are still lolis user. How many lolis have you had kids with huh?

Not him but
>The problem with JC spammers though is they post JCs too far in development
Point them out, all I see is anons calling girls hags because they’re too old/ are jcs

Even the title is cropped.

I really miss Juju. Do you guys think she's okay?

Funny how this is always posted every time a thread is going to shit, also Bocchi a shit

So what you’re saying is your wife has humble proportions

Bocchi is an honorary JS don't be mean

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4'10", around 90lbs, 20 but looks the same as when we met at 15 except the kid made her boobs go from an a to a c

>JCspammers get pushed back
>suddenly Juju beta orbiters
I see.

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Don't use my daughter Kukuri to shitpost, please.

I don't see why you feel the need to shit up a thread with your awkward bragging. I was happy for you at first but now it's just sad because all I can imagine is an ugly femlet being attracted to you.

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Lucky man, wish I had a loli wife, or just a wife in general hope you cherish her

>Leave the fucking Colors out of this
Fucking the Colors, you say?

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Sorry, I may have gone a bit far. I apologize. Here is a loli as a present

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Never ever, read the LN

Uhh. Can I get an A?

Fuck off

I do, thank you.

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Bocchi is trash

Not him but it’s happened in a few threads

Apology accepted user, I'm sorry for calling your wife a dirty slut.

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I get the strange feeling you guys want to have sex with little girls

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What did Bocchi ever do to you?

It's not being spammed as much in this thread probably because of the backlash, but when you see a loli thread become swamped with girls like or that are clearly at the very edge in terms of body type, it becomes a nuisance. We don't have an entire board for this, so it's better if the few threads we have don't become dominated by borderline cases.

That isn't even going into those that try to use the murky distinction of JC3 to troll and suppress loli threads for whatever reason. Be it to try and prove that JC shouldn't count or simply to fuck with loli threads in general. We can't ignore what's happened several times in previous threads.

Lillie isn't even a JC. She's 11 with a nice butt

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exhentai.org/g/1259237/2a1ddb55ce/

I can't believe Yea Forums lolicons hate Iori now

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Then must be aged up with those boobs. Either way, it's fine by me as long as it doesn't drown out non-borderline body types

>the equation is legit
Being able to watch prism illya was worth learning calculus.

It's just a panda?

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My favorite thing about lolis is their heart

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Is pokemon worth watching anymore? Great designs.

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My favorite thing is their cunnies.

Yummyyummy loli cunny

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That's a beautiful innocent image and you're a good guy, user.

Thanks.

Ok, well I’m fairly certain I’ve been to all of the loli threads recently and haven’t seen very many or any evidence at all that backs his claim, recently these threads spiral into shit is when someone starts spamming hag and the like
Anal angel has always been an acceptable loli though and I don’t see any problem with lillie other than the fact that she’s probably being posted by crossboarder scum that really likes lolis
>We can't ignore what's happened several times in previous threads.
Like I said above, it usually starts with anons starting to spam hag so I’m starting to think they’re the problem

This is also innocent. He's just helping her with her lower back problems.

my favorite is their wareme

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Goddamn it, at least wait until bump limit

Imagine how tight and warm it is.

I just play the games and even those are kinda bad. I play them for context when I'm fapping, I can't fap without knowing who the characters are.

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Loli olev reap

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Is April's Fools again?

I love cunny as much as the next guy but are you trying to nuke this thread?

>crashing the thead when it has finally settled down

Thank you user. Just goes to show that not everyone is an asshole on this site.

It's the truth.
That's why you can't have futanari in real life. The materials to make each piece of the genitalia is limited.
If the person is intersex they may have a mixed genitalia that probably doesn't work, but you can't have more than one set of each piece.
Clit or glans, never both, and so on ...

Anyway, Dickgirl/shemale > futanari mutants

It’s not the loli character itself so much as it’s how the loli is drawn

Constantly asking you to get things on the top shelves

Nothing, she’s just shit

>facebook
Embarrasing.

Innocent. Not lewd at all. Could go in a museum.

Just practicing a magic trick, like Houdini.

Probably a pretext to nuke but nothing we can do now

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That is very nice and makes me feel manly.

Not nuke but bring to attention Ill stop now friends

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I also like their heart and the way it pumps blood throughout their body, flushing their delicate smooth skin with an enticing shade of red.

I wish. Saved so much in those threads.

>voiced by Illya's seiyuu

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That's why "futa" with no balls are superior. The ones where the dick extends in place of the clit.

Hey look, it’s j*j*

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You're alright, user. If you happen to get a vacation I hope it's the cutest and funniest vacation possible.

>3D
Okay now someone's just begging for the nuke.

the latest build of sim loli on 8ch should fulfill your needs

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I___I__
FUCKING
THE COLORS

Realistically speaking, what are my chances of ever getting a JC or JS gf like these girls? It's my sole reason for staying alive. I thought if I just waited, it would happen. What's the best way of getting one that will end in success and a comfy life ever after?

Hi Yea Forums

arranged marriage? Being friends with ISIS? Going to the rainforest?

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Futa with both male and female genitals, fully functional is the lowest, just fantasy

No ball futa with clit penis is middle of the road, almost possible

Balls, dick and no vagana is the superiorest version + everyone likes shemales/newhalves

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Rude! Lillie is in the anime.

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Just groom, lol

Give me sauce before the thread dies please

But I want one that looks exactly like Rika or even Miria.

You can stop putting JS and JC in the same sentences as if they’re equals

How hard is to groom ideal JC wife?

Don't commit a crime, user. It's fine to like loli but don't go too far.

if you pay ISIS bros enough they'll find one.

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Will they search the 2D realm also? If not, I'm not really interested.

No balls futa are like hermaphrodites but with more functional genitalia. It's realistic enough to me. Shemales are just males desu

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you're welcome.

By the way I recommend this read, it has some multicultural loli fucks, one of the girls is a Japanese elementary schooler
sexstories.com/story/32702/

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I liked this thread better when we were talking about what weaknesses lolis have.

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Stop talking about futashit, fucking faggots

Blame the Yea Forumsermin for consolewarring.

fake and gay

Wait ... they treat women like objects ... I was told they were peaceful and the western white males were the real bad guys.

You need to put yourself out there. Like getting a job around children.

You really need stop conflating Yea Forums with anons who want actual lolis in a fucking loli thread

>consolewarring
some of you fucks are delusional

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Fuck off with this shit already

But that's the weakness that all lolis have

What did he mean by this?

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That her being a good girl makes it hard to scold her.

>IMAGINE

That her being a good girl makes him harder.

He’s getting aroused by seeing an innocent little girl cry

Shoujo ramune

That's an awfully strange interpretation. Who would ever find that arousing?

OK, but you are now cursed. You'll remember this forever.

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>tfw no loli wife but remember still have loli imouto who loves me unconditionally

I'll take it I guess

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Seeing Yui cry is the worst. I love her and I want to make her feel good and safe.

She can rely on me to protect her from all the bad people out there who only want her for bad reasons. All I want in return is her love!

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How odd.
I too can not imagine what kind of loser that spends their days browsing anime imageboards would find that arousing.

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Cuter Yui

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Question, is rape considered a bad reason?

I want to backseat game a loli and spoil the ending!

Yo any of you cool anons want sone rock cds? We got all the classics in our van.

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What happened to that chapter?

It is.

>"Hey, Mister!"
How do you react in this situation?

Kill yourself

Is it weird that seeing Yui cry makes me want to put my penis inside her even more?

It's the objectively worst reason. She is a kid. Sure, I want to have sex with Yui, but it's different for me because I love her and it would all be consensual and cute and warm/soft.

youtube.com/watch?v=14VQFShY8_U

You're just mad your Yui isn't this sexy

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