ITT: things that often happen in anime but not in real life

Reminder that all of Yea Forums is your friend

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Why do my friends keep telling me that I'm a faggot with shit taste who should kill myself?

Too bad this is 4channel.

Because you are a faggot with shit taste who should kill yourself. And I dont even know you.

Woah, such a warm place...

>going to sales at the grocery store because you are properly budgeting for your poor as shit life

That's not a fulfilling relationship though.

What should we do to make it a fulfilling one

Still the best one we'll ever have.

Anybody in Sydney want to meet up on Saturday at 12:30AM at the Opera house?
I'll be the guy in the red shirt.

Headpats

But its sincere nigga

>not lesbians

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>sex

>school is fun

>being a cute girl, doing cute things

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>transferring schools not making your life a living hell and destroying childhood

What happened lad?

>10/10 40 years old MILF

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Why would I want to be friends with them? I hate those assholes

Friendly banter

Japanese genes

>absence of vermins

What does it feel to attend a cultural festival, bros

>being surrounded by cute girls who all like me

I went to a yozakura with some japanese girls a few weeks ago in japan. it was dope. We had some plum wine in the public park and ate mochi.

Sounds good but that's not what he meant by cultural festival

>you will never have a meeting with your class to decide if you are doing a haunted house or a maid cafe
>you will never give it your best making the decorations
>you will never meet a cute girl while working on the preparations and fall in love with her
>you will never invite her to walk with you around the festival and enjoy the attractions
>you will never dance with her around the bonfire
>you will never gaze into her eyes and kiss her on the roof as the day turns into night and the stars emerge

there were stalls and stuff but sure, there wasn't student stuff

>people are willing to accept others for what they are
>people talk about their feelings and work together to overcome issues

Parents moving with me due to work 6 times at kindergarden-highschool practically cross country, always the new kid at the block, with different environments and customs, add to that being an only child and empty house most time of the day, it's fucked what lack of stability and rapturing of social bonds can do to you. How do you think I ended up in this place? Straight out of highly functioning sociopath meme, so if you get children anons, please provide them a stable foundation in the early years; blogpost out

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>people who are weird in some way aren't relentlessly mocked and bullied