You did it user!

>You did it user!
>You have lied, cheated, and stole your way to winning the Paris Holy Grail War!
>Thousands of innocent lives were snuffed out and Paris is mostly a bombed out ruin, but you get your wish!
>And this Grail is clean!
What do you wish for user?

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I wish for world peace.
This one's for you, Emiya-san.

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Well I had planned to remove the immigrants from Paris but if the war sorted that out then I'm just going to wish for an N-word pass.

>Thousands of innocent lives were snuffed out and Paris is mostly a bombed out ruin
My wish is that the same happens to the rest of France as soon as I get back home.

NO MORE HOLY GRAIL WARS

Finally... Holy Grail, I command you to make anime real

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Faggot
I wish for endless war and conflict.

I wish Rin would stop sucking old man dick

this is probably the most badass request possible, saying fuck you to the throne of heroes

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This desu

>everyone turns into a jellyfish or some Brave New World type drone

Make me an immortal loli

More wishes, of course.
Failing that.. Maybe a wish granting Djinn?
If that doesn't work either just give me an undepletable credit card without limit.
Practically infinite money can solve most problems.
>fund space colonization
>catgirl research
>immortality science
Hell, probably can buy world peace too or just become the all-controlling jew.

Bring back thousands of innocent lives lost :)

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why is Grandpa in that photo? what the fuck does he have to do with those cucks of the round table?

Anyone who doesnt wish for immortality and godlike powers is lying to themselves and others

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I want fries

Can I ask for anything, like 1 year worth of cucumber rolls?

Immortality is a curse

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>Immortality is a curse
It really isnt though, immortality is awesome and naysayers have sour grapes

>thinking the Grail can give you Godlike powers.
You can only wish relative to your understanding of the thing you're asking for. So it's easy to wish for a lot of money but it's nigh impossible to wish for world peace without a concrete idea of how you are going to implement it.
Outside of grail corruption in Fate/Zero which meant the wish was fucked regardless, Kerry couldn't imagine a world at peace that wasn't purely numbers.

I wish to become a cute loli with teleportation magic so I can be every Yea Forumsnons waifu unless theyre gay

Cheating whore.

Grand Assassin is anywhere and everywhere

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Understanding godlike power is easy to pull off though. Every time you read about fantasy or FSN you see beings with powers out of this world.

At worst you end up like Arcueid .

>And this Grail is clean!
HAHAHAHA! Nice try grail-kun.

I'm going to hook you back up to supplying me and my servant with near infinite prana.

Then I'm going to research into how to summon more waifus.

I don't need your monkey paw wish b.s.

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I wish to fuck the waifu of every user that posted in this thread.

Non-buggy control over time/entropy.

I wish to corrupt the grail with my tainted soul.

I don't think you comprehend the scope of GODLIKE unless you're just arguing for "Really powerful" rather than "Omnipotence"
In which case, you'd probably just end up getting Shirou Kotomine's Xanadu Matrix/Evil Eater skills which allow you to use magecraft without necessarily knowing the spell.

Godlike doesnt imply omnipotence though. Though one should read few scifi books before making a wish if he wants to blow up stars

My wish is to live happily with my waifu forever. If that requires three wishes I guess it’s time to go find another grail war to join.

Either deploy the First and Third magics on a global scale to facilitate the creation of an immortal human utopia

or

Make my servant, Astolfo, female.

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I WISH FOR MORE GRAILS

Would your new Servant Wife make a good mother?

summon Azathoth

Hmm, maybe. He/she has dedication and lightheartedness going for them, but the scatterbrained and moment by moment way of living, while admirable in its own way, wouldn't really be conductive to the stability that raising children would necessitate. So the other parent would have to step up and provide the stability and consistency that Astolfo may not be able to.

Essentially, Astolfo is the fun but crazy kind of parent.

I wish for insight into the mysteries of root such to glean an understanding of a new true magic.

Dark souls 2 but good

I wish to be a cute girl

one punch man S2 but good

Access to the Gate of Babylon

I want to know how Berserk ends

Open a portal to the world of parallel paradise

Jokes on you, user. If you actually won a HGW then you're already living in anime land.

All Jews dead

>Thousands of innocent lives were snuffed out and Paris is mostly a bombed out ruin, but you get your wish!
>What do you wish for user?
I already got my wish.

you on the pic

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I wish a pretty underwear

I wish that upon the time of my choosing or death, that I'll get to go to Heaven

user, Paris has a population of over 2 million, if you're satisfied with only thousands, you're really easy to satisfy with dead parisians.

Oh, you think you're fucking funny Holy Grail? In that case, by the power of the holy grail, I order you to make Warhammer 40k real

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Why are there so many germans/muslims on this board

That pic makes me wonder if she would actually be a good mother for the Primarchs.

even meguca can't correct the emps massive fuck ups
how did you know I was german?

destroy it

Why not just make it outright socially acceptable and even encouraged? I'm sure the grail could grant it.

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Jesus Christ, is this Abe's endgame?

Me, her, for eternity.

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What if you were partly jew and didn't know about it?

I wish anime and vidja became obscure hobbies in the west again with no chance for them to become normalfag pastimes ever.

Make everyone buddhist

t. Schopenhauer

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What would be the point of that?

I would marry the grail.

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Iri is amazing!

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A way better world

Swap Japan and China's roles in WW2,

Incarnate my beloved Caster wife, settle back in the US and start a family. Tell my parents and brother we met during the crisis on my trip to Paris and bonded while trying to stay alive.

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I want to absorb all the magic into myself!

>Every living thing in the world gets either erased or forcefully mind controlled to change their primal desires.
sounds good senpai

FUCKING THIS.

until you realize now matter how good people have it in the world, they'll always take it for granted

3rd Magic. Become an immortal mana machine and keep the semen daemon who helped me win with me.

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>forcefully mind controlled to change their primal desires
>some Brave New World type drone
Unironically perfect.

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Bonus points if I become a silver-haired, red-eyed bishie version of an Einzbern cup.

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After all the sacrifices I have done to get get this far I won't let my wish be in vain. I just want the answer to a question. Can Shiki kill servants ?

The grail being free of mud doesn't change the fact that "world peace" is a nonspecific wish that wouldn't do anything. You need to specify exactly what you want to happen to achieve "world peace", otherwise it might erase free will or some shit

The Grail has limited to no control over causality and other meta-concepts. It's more like an enormous pool of energy with a will than an actual wish-granting device. It has a finite amount of power.

>What do you wish for user?
An undefeated Chicago Bears season ending with a superbowl victory of 104-0

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> undepletable credit card without limit
> Practically infinite money can solve most problems.
You don't seriously believe that, right?

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This. Then I’ll enter it again to summon more waifus

Excellent taste

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If you have the Third Magic you can just summon the waifus directly, but won't have Command Seals.

Infinite money.
I'm not retarded enough to think it would work, I want to see how that would destroy economy.

t.burger

Based and red

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It's not going to make that much of a difference if it's just for one person's desires. Just don't flood the economy and you'll be fine

So?

I wish to be the little girl

Would you rather be:

1. Demigod of earth, rich beyond imagination and nearly immortal (can choose to end life)

2. Random cute highschool girl in a yuri anime

If I ask for infinite wishes, does the universe collapse under the mass of infinite fancy cups?

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Within only spending 1 mil of your "unlimited" meme money the gov would be onto you and throw you in jail after they listen to your ridiculous holy grail story.

A better way would be to wish for a valuable skill (be the best soccer player in the world etc)

be the next fuhrer
win this time

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so angela merkel

Why not both? except the yuri part

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To open the floodgates of magic. Let every and anyone know what magic/magecraft is, how to do it and for the people with no ability to do it also gain the ability. Yes, it might be chaos for a while but humanity will advanced. It's infinitely better than something nonsensical such as world peace.

Also, imagine asking for an infinite amount of fiat currency, or worse, the guy who asked for unlimited credit for whatever reason. Why the fuck would you ask for unlimited CREDIT? You can already get that without miracles.

Can you wish for omnipotence? Why would anyone not do that

Every historian agrees on that germany winning WW2 was practically impossible and hitler played nearly perfectly given his situation. You would've probably lost in 42

Can I be like Thanos and wished for the population to be halved randomly?

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> be hitler
> make sure to borrow more money from American banks than anyone else
> America joins the axis to protect capitalism and Shlomo's money from the soviets
> you win

>crush the british in france
>assassinate churchill
>keep alliance with russia up until invasion of britian is assured
only reason hitler lost was he war machine was broke invading russia, and russia probably only survived the winter because usa supplied it

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There's ample evidence that Stalin was preparing to invade Germany if Hitler hadn't beat him to the punch. Germany is fucked as long as the USSR is a thing and as long as they don't have oil.

The alliance only existed to buy time for Russia's armament (russian military was an all-time low at the time of invasion). If he waited only 1 more year the military strength between Russia and the Axis would've been crushing

>histlets talking about ww2 and what ifs
pls no

Erase half of the population

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Don't @ me filth

There was only one out for hitler, and that was the nuclear bomb, which he was still far off finishing

Do you guys want to incur the wrath of the whole human population?

>preparing
he would have fucked up, gone in alone, and burnt russia out then would have been utterly fucked

>randomly

Not while Germany was preoccupied with Britain, which is what would've happened if Hitler had waited

Brainlet, Russia's population is way higher, they have way more oil and they were producing tanks/aircraft at a rapid pace. Hitlers only chance was to blitz that shit. Even if Stalin tried to invade and failed it wouldn't be Russia that would be burned out, it would be Germany

Hitler's only chance was in 1941 and he blew it. Everything after Moscow was just delaying the inevitable. By Stalingrad he was already hopelessly outmatched; he just didn't know it yet.

Then Counter Guardian / Alaya / Gaia hunt your ass down
great wish, Yea Forums.

which is why i said just fuck over britian. he took it easy on them in france when he should have devastated them
>Brainlet, Russia's population is way higher,
who cares, they had shitty tanks and hardly any ammo. only after germany proved their methods were shit and the americans helped get their shit straight did things get better

>shitty tanks
Bruh if Hitler had waited until 1942 the T-34 would've been mass produced and Germany would take even longer to counter it than originally. Even in 1941 the T-34 was a shock to the system.

give me a small gift of a 100 million dollars in a plausible and accountable way

Hitler fucked up by going after west europe. Britain/France/America already saw Russia as the greater evil between the two, he did the brainlet move and made Alliance with the wrong dude

Thats not the holy grail. The real grail was made by a carpenter.
Drinking from that grail will make you age x1,000,000,000 times faster. You will die in seconds.

What if I cum in the grail?

No, just half.

I wish to have the power to control memes and information.

To get endless paizuri from Passionlip and the ability to cum nonstop.

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You're going to end up mind broken and cum non-stop until you die.

this

I know, that's all I want in life.

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i dont want Yea Forumsnon's STDs that his mom gave him, thank you every much

The more i think about this scenario the more sense it makes,Kikes impulse propanganda to aid Germany to the midwest germans while demonizing Britain,force the bongs to unlock the blockade,Japan attacks america and america allies Germany for economic purposes,they decimate Britain and on secret,the germans will let the SS do their work on the eastern block,with american aid and german technology,not only Germany is an absolute beast,it'll stop the soviets on the east,the aussies and sheepfuckers on north africa and at the same time indirectly liberate India and nothing of value was lost

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but the yuri part is the best part. You don't want to be kissing fat old men, right?

I wish to be a true ancestor. I will then fuck off and become a gaming neet.

I don't. When I said "except the yuri part" I was referring to the character, who is both a Goddess and a highschool in some timelines.

I wish to reach the root, like a good magus. Or that everyone is transformed into cute, lesbian catgirls who reproduce via parthenogenesis.

Everyone loves Naruto.

Turn 90% of the population into unaging lolis.

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You get an Illya

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I'll miss you when the Counter Force breaks down your doors.

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I wish for the Grail to split in many pieces so the war can happen in every country in the world.
People in those countries will randomly be awarded magic circuits and basic magic knowledge if there aren't enough magi to make a war happen there.

>anime is real
>but censored

I want the Second Magic!

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>immortality is awesome and naysayers have sour grapes
Based

To be isekaied by truck kun

can I wish for omnipotence?

Bring back everyone that died. I was in it purely for the challenge.

Based fair play-kun

Because if that was his wish he would still need to convince a girl to have sex with him.

Based

What can change the nature of a man?

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ALAH AKBAR. HAHAHA INFIDELS I WAS ISIS ALL ALONG I WISH FOR a loli harem please

Start the National Dismantlement War. Fuck the nations, corporations shall rule over the remains.

>> make sure to borrow more money from American banks than anyone else
So exactly what happened then? The goal was to make Germany and SU kill each other as much as possible to thwart both countries and ensure Anglo dominance.

A cute gf that loves me

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I dunno, I could just wish for Umineko Witch-tier powers and I'd be basically Godlike.

Kill all communists

Don't witches there basically grant their own wishes as they please unless there's a stronger witch?

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Unlimited loli cunny.

Please win user

tack on a 40k anime with felinds

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Most of them have specific powers too, but essentially that is the case. Think about it, "I wish that I could grant my own wishes." is quite different than "I wish for a hundred wishes." in both scale and ability.

Plus, you know, being able to jump dimensions and see as many possibilities as possible just leads to deeper and deeper things you can do.

Forgot my picture like a dumbass.

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I wish to have pic related.

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>And this Grail is clean!
You're not tricking me this time around. I'll just use the grail as a power source.

Then I got the 2nd wish for free!

I wish to be the loli every fat old user needs

based warmonger

I wish to get the generic Harem anime Isekai treatment.
Jokes on you user, you may have gotten your wish but you are still stuck in the year 2019.
Actually she would only have to be present to fix his bad parenting.
It is an amazing picture imagining Perturabo finally getting over his Autism and building a grand Building for his mum while she praises him for how great it is.
Instead of what emps did
>oy son make me this amphitheater thing on this deathworld
>neat son now i will hold court on your brother for literally not doing anything wrong because i am too dumb to explain shit to the most powerful psyker after myself and dishonor your amphitheater.
Poor perturabo was butthurt over this shit for years to come.

eternal life

I wish Kingdom got an English release with fancy thicc hardcovers like Vinland Saga did.

>Brave New World type drone
We're not far from that desu

but that's out reality

All darkies and muzzies are now dead.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

I wish for my friends back

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Or is that two wishes?

make anime real!

maybe the anime was the friends we made along the way huh?

OKAY, you get goburin suhrayer

I use the grail to destroy the grail

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this desu

>immortality
you would get bored sooner or later. or get kidnapped by CIA niggers and locked inside some lab.

What if you catch AIDS (we all know from what activity) and suffer eternally but cannot die?

man, back then it was nothing and its even Worth less now.

Super comfy afterlife confirmed that works like an internet of personalized magical realms.

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you become firepunch but aids

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based and /pol/pilled

make the end times real and i the everchosen.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

>infinitely regenerating
>but also infinitely on fire
>also also infinitely angry

But Archaon is best boy.

Easy. I wish to be a cute anime girl.

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in a global crash world this might actually become a reality

SSR becomes real.

kek

Rape would still be illegal and no loli would want to marry user willingly.

make wakanda real to make the blacks stop being entitled assholes beacuse "muh racism".

Anime to be real

Make it so this guys wishes never come true

Make it so this guys wishes never come true

AM THE BEST BOY NOW!

found the entitled black

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I wish to be a neet that shitposts on imageboards all day.

I wish for everyone in the world to be turned into hot futas

To NP5 nunslut with just 30sq

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>doubling the amount of penis in the world

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But also doubling the amount of cute girls and vaginas, user
Think about it

Vaginas aren't cute if they have a penis right next to them.

but the dick makes it better

Wipe out half the universe.

Very incorrect.

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You are simply wrong.

I wish for the ability to summon and unsummon servants with no mana cost and no upkeep costs.
Being able to pick and choose servants from the Throne of Heroes like it's a catalogue would be great.

It is good ):

Honestly, why doesnt type-moon just make more content around regular holy grail wars instead of making shitty spin-offs

Because what most people are actually interested in is the waifus and type moon knows it

I wish to become omnipotent.

Time-manipulation powers; lottery jackpots, avoiding disasters and accidents, killing/stealing/raping and then rewinding time - the only limit is my imagination.

Im sure you could word it in a way to kill both. A lot of blacks are muslims

>>You did it user!
>>You have lied, cheated, and stole your way to winning the Paris Holy Grail War!
>>Thousands of innocent lives were snuffed out and Paris is mostly a bombed out ruin, but you get your wish!
>>And this Grail is clean!

Now the question is, which servant helped you achieve both of your dreams?

typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

As the user from this is the servant that helped me win
typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Lancer_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_Leonidas)

Granted.

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>grampa
Kys reddit faggot

Can I erase the universe?

>miyamoto musashi (male)
Fuck

I want to be able to live my ideal life for as long as I want. I just wonder how I should phrase it.

What is your ideal life, user?

>Mana Ryougi
Impressive

I wish for the Iron Throne.

A job in Chaldea

By the will of the holy grail,

MAKE ANIME REAL!!!!!!!!!!

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Congrats you get a job on the seraphix oil rig

>Caster Iri
typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Caster_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_Iri)

The grail itself was on my side

based

Osakabehime

I wish for infinite mana to sustain my servant wife

>typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Chants_&_Incantations
I think you fucked up your randomiser user.
That or I just somehow manage to go full Kiritsigu and solo a HGW armed with nothing but some chuuni chants.

I didn't. Keep randomising until you find a servant.

Of course it will work just fine.
Even if you cause massive inflation, which is unlikely, you can simply make more money.
A couple of trillion dollars go a long way towards speeding up certain developments.
Collapsing capitalism wouldn't be a bad thing either.

>George's horse.
The fuck is that? A horse? Really? I was expecting nothing and am still disappointed.

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Delete every single handheld device capable of connecting to the internet forever.

>even meguca can't correct the emps massive fuck ups
I'm sure she would just make it worse. They're both God-like beings that try their best and single mindedly run towards what they believe is right, even if it ends up hurting loved ones. In the case of the emperor though, this is far more pronounced and combined with his autism and belief that he was above simple human mistakes was his downfall.
Give him a perfect waifu that's just as autistic as he is and I'm sure they'd only hasten the heresy.

a bucket of chicken.

yeah have fun being a nigger

typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Jyuu_Ou_Hanketsu_-_Tsuzura_no_Michiyuki

Oh god caster is going to murder me

I wish for my servant-fu Mordered to be brought back fully and aged up for endless Ara ara, also to be 15 years younger.

typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Spark
So I guess typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Berserker_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_Kintoki) because I don't think Rider has spark.

Man he probably spent all my money on gatcha's.

Congrats the oprichnik just murdered your stupid ass

That's pretty much reality anyway. Just wait and a war will come to you, user.

Hmm... No more wars for the grail, or wishing that they remain an affair among mages, without harming the common people?

Come to that, is the grail pure, or corrupted? Because honestly, if it were the latter, I would wish that the grail was purified and forever kept safe from any with evil intent or a corrupted soul.

I wish for the pure world free of sin.

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If anybody can do it I can no longer feel special for doing it.

typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/World
>the fucking world itself was on my side

typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Kischur_Zelretch_Schweinorg
GG

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