Megumi is flat and worthless

Are real tits this soft?

Do they feel like real chest?
I'd bought flat one

>not liking all sizes
That dude is the equivalent of a size queen and will never truly understand the joys of boobs.

If you get her pregnant a few times, they'll surely grow

Lifelike texture ;_;

link?

not liking micro dicks/chests doesnt make you a size queen

...

They are breasts. You need to go out and meet with people. Just be yourself and make sure you meet the people who have breasts.

Of course it does. There are value in all sizes.

hotpowers.jp/ec/products/detail.php?product_id=3866

BASED

Where the fuck do you think you are?

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What do they feel like?

>Just be yourself
Terrible advice.

Disgusting fat balloons

Tits

Sandbags.

Holy based.

how do you save video off twitter?

This guys really cool

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Unless you plan to get serious milage out of them, I bet It'd be cheaper to touch real ones.

twitter.com/kanihamiso/status/1121634437223993344

~€160 seems quite steep for a piece of rubber.

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>Cow tits vs flatties thread
Finally. Now I get to post this.

>Captcha is "select mountains and hills"

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lmgtfy.com/?q=twitter to mp4

twitter.com/kanihamiso/status/1122755411264716800

humans have truly ascended as a species

compared to?

Is there Darkness version?

2D becomes real when

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Enjoy your ban

Was expecting Lalatina and was sorely disappointed.

>no lich

The price of rubber per kg

>tfw haven't fapped for weeks and even this makes you horny

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>not fapping at least once a week for your body's own health
Why do you hate yourself?

fucking kek

God damn that's some high viscosity lube.

Have sex

I fapped yesterday and this makes me horny

you should restrain from fapping for 7-8 days a week. Testosterone levels peak at 7th or 8th day, so you beta fags better work out and get fit or you're all on monthly toilet duty next month

>I bet It'd be cheaper to touch real ones.
Strippers/Prostitutes will be way more expensive and a real gf with breasts that big will be even more "expensive", as in you must have a well paying (say $100k+ job to attract a non lardass with big titties) job.

>7-8 days a week

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why are cars so expensive when steel is worth less than $1 per kg

Because abstaining makes fapping much more fun. Cumming feels godly when you get to the point you can't think anything else than breasts anymore.

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Not him and I was aware of this
question is why the fuck do you want high test levels?

>7-8 days a week
/fit/ you're drunk again

I fapped 15 minutes ago and this makes me horny

Ask you're mom.

Because people need to be paid for a design and high labour manufacturing.
This is designed by nature and probably just manufactured by injecting rubber into a mold, perhaps some labour for painting the nipples.

we've had car designs for a hundred years
no one needs to be paid for them
and labor is involved with making rubber tits

Here's a little hint user.
Just ruin your orgasm and fapping feels that great every day.

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MODS MODS MODS

Soon.

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Orgasms are already pretty much the best thing ever, so even if the ones you describe are better it is only a small difference in comparison to the difference between having a regular orgasm and NOT having an orgasm. I'd rather take 15 regular orgasms than 1 that feels a bit better.

Besides
>Cumming feels godly when you get to the point you can't think anything else than breasts anymore
Once I'm horny this is already the case, even if I fapped an hour earlier.

a big chest fills your hands, but a small one fills your soul

>a big chest fills your hands, but a small one fills your FBI folder

that too, yes

(you)

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>imagine thinking there's only a tiny difference in orgasms
You are like a child, user. I hope you'll some day get to experience what it feels like to go silly while blowing an endless load.

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>anyone who has small tits is a child, fully grown womans with tiny breast don't exist

I love how those machines are lined up on just some hallway.

>Artist only does blueballing shit and never actual porn

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A show floor for medical tools/machinery

Try this on me and see what happen!

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Did your father not teach you that you should not be ashamed of your penis?

This is truth.

>not fapping gives you additional days in a week
is this singularity

>when you get to the point you can't think anything else than breasts anymore
But I'm unironically at that point all the time.

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He taught me how not to rip the skin, by using someone elses mouth instead of your own hands.

No I realize that there can be a big difference if the context is between orgasms, but even regular orgasms are almost unbelievably pleasurable. It's pure ecstacy. That's why experiencing one every day is preferable, even if they aren't as good. Besides, I can go silly and blow endless loads pretty easily if I wait 2-3 days and edge a lot. I don't have to wait longer than that. I have gone over a week before but it didn't make much of a difference at the point of orgasm, I felt that I enjoyed the pre-orgasming masturbating a lot more but in the end that part has nothing on the actual orgasm. The orgasm was great, but I can pretty much reach that after a couple of days. Aside from that I think it's more of a relief rather than an increased pleasure during orgasm. I can appreciate that too, but the time-investment is not worth it imo when regular ones are so fucking good already.

Where are the mods and jannies? why is this still up?

t. Chestlet

I have seen a lot of underage Girls in gravure with nice tits, so thats not true.

they're busy fapping

I've fapped 3 times today and this makes me horny

>in this ITT

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>implying the mods and jannies have good taste

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Suck my dick, you fucking faggot!

How do you do it?

I knew Bakqua was a sagging hag but yunyun too?!