What are you supposed to do in this situation that doesn't end up with you being killed?

>gain

Can spider and slime be befriended? Will they talk to me if a random human like me says hi and asks to be their friend?

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>Reincarnated as a Dragon’s Egg ~Lets Aim to Be the Strongest~
He's a baka.

Thank you user, I'll look into it, hopefully its not as disappointing as the other two

fuck the dragon, marry the slime, kill the spider

I don't know, it's pretty disappointing. It really depends on what you're after though.

Fuck Beldora, kill Lilim, marry Rimuru.

>Gayshit
Outta here.

>Deadly fury
>ニヤリ
>Charge
>Freikugel/Gaea rage
>youtube.com/watch?v=_TmLEjCis-c
GG kid

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This. It’s only the most sensible thing to do

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